anaheim-bulletin 1954-05-08

DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY— DO YOU MEAN THAT C.I.A. WORKS FOR THE PRESIDENT? YES. AS LONG AS WE HAVE SELFISHNESS AND GREED...INGREDIENTS FOR WAR... THE CHIEF EXECUTIVE HAS TO KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING AND WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN BEFORE IT DOES. IN THE HOUSE OF KRAM... DOCTOR KRAM I WANT YOU TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A BUSINESS MAN...AND NOT TOO PROSPEROUS. OKAY, WINSLOW...YOU WANT TO BE A BUM, EH? NOT EXACTLY THAT....A BUSINESS M TYPE. DIXIE DUGAN— WHERE ARE YOU GOING? I'M GOING TO LEAD HIM INTO A TRAP AND FIND OUT ABOUT YOUR JACK WHAT KIND OF A 'TRAP?' LIKE THE ARMY CALLS A BOOBY TRAP--WHEN HE LEAST EXPECTS IT--SWOOSHI--AND I'LL HAVE THE INFO I NEED YOU'RE NOT GOING OUT ON A DATE WITH HIM JUST BECAUSE OF ME I WON'T LET YOU! NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT VIRGIL— PID YOU EVER GET SICK AND TIRED OF ANYTHING? OH, VES-MANY TIMES! I HAD A PICTURE BOOK ONCE-I GOT SO SICK OF THAT BOOK I COULDN'T LOOK AT IT BUT WHEN EVER I GET SICK TIRED OF ANY I PUT IT RIGHT OUT OF MY LIFE. MICKEY FINN- MICKEY FINN— IT'S MICKEY SERGEANT! BUT HE'S GOING TO CONTINUE TO BE HER PARTNER IN THE HORSE? YES! SHELL KEEP ON TRAINING IT DOWN HERE AND THEN BRING IT UP NORTH WHEN IT'S READY TO RACE! WELL, I WISH PHIL WAS OUT OF THAT, TOO, MICKEY—BUT I'M SURE GLAD HE'S COMING BACK WITH YOU! SO ARE WE SERIAL AND DON'T WANT ABOUT PERSONAL WE'LL GET UP THERE ALFRED— ALFRED SAYS IF HE WEREN'T HONOR-BOUND TO SUPPLY GOAT MILK TO PEOPLE WHO NEED IT HE'D GET RID OF THAT GOAT! MY MAMA IS SICK, AND SHE'D LIKE SOME GOAT MILK, MISTER NO, I'M NOT AFR OF GOATS - WHY LESLIE SHANE— I MUST GO THROUGH THAT BOOK AGAIN—NO NEED TO LET TAYNTON'S SECRETARY KNOW WHAT I'M UP TO. RING UP THE PUBLISHER. "THEY'LL TELL NO MORE TALES" - I'M SORRY WEVE NEVER PUBLISHED A BOOK BY JAMES TAYNTON UNDER THAT TITLE. NO NEED TO LET TAYNTON'S SECRETARY KNOW WHAT I'M UP TO. RING UP THE PUBLISHER. TALES - I'M SORRY WEVE NEVER PUBLISHED A BOOK BY JAMES TAYNTON UNDER THAT TITLE. RIVETS— RED RYDER— JACK PINE POLES MAKE HEAP PLENTY STRONG CORRAL YOU BETCHUM! WE'VE CUT PLENTY TO BUILD IT WITH! ME PEEL-UM BARK! LE'S DRAG'EM IN FIRST! by Frank V. Martinek OKAY, WINSLOW... YOU WANT TO BE A DUM, EH? NOT EXACTLY THAT... A... BUSINESS MAN TYPE. MEANWHILE... JADRA MY JUNGLE LILY... GORILLA WANTS TO KNOW WHY YOUR HIRING OF SPIES HAS FALLEN OFF. by McEvoy and Striebel YOURE NOT GOING OUT IN A DATE WITH HIM JUST BECAUSE OF ME I AM! I WON'T LET YOU! NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. READY--MEL?? AS I'LL EVER BE STOP HER I WONT! by Len Kleis BUT WHEN EVER I GET SKK AND TIRED OF ANYTHING, I PUT IT RIGHT OUT OF MY LIFE? BUFFALO BILL— HE'S RUNNING CRAZY! THAT WAY THE POISON WILL KILL HIM QUICK! HURRY! LE GALLANT THE BERRYS— WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH GOLF? NOTHING ITS YOU! ME? YOU KNOW THE NEED THE EXERCISE KEEPS ME IN SHA WILLIE— THAT YOUR BIKE BOY? MHHMM WELL...MOVE IT! SO I CAN PARK MY CAR! by Lank Leonard ELL, I WISH PHIL AS OUT OF THAT, AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT PERKINS—WE'LL GET HIM BACK WITH YOU! SO ARE WE SERGEANT! AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT PERKINS—WE'LL GET HIM BACK WITH YOU! AREN'T YOU A LITTLE CONCERNED ABOUT TAKING A DANGEROUS CRIMINAL LIKE PERKINS THAT FAR, SHERIFF? OH, THERE'S NO CAUSE FOR CONCERN! I'LL HAVE HIM HANDCUFFED TO ME ALL THE TIME! by Carl Ryman NO, I'M NOT AFRAID OF GOATS - WHY? by Oliver Passingham YOU'LL TELL NO MORE "I'M SORRY WEVE PUBLISHED A BOOK JAMES TAYNTON UNDER THAT TITLE. WAIT! JUST A MOMENT! SOMEONE HERE REMEMBERS THE TITLE, THOUGH. I'LL PUT YOU THROUGH TO MR. HACKNEY. LITTLE MARY MIXUP— MOM-MAY WE HAVE SOME OF THAT CAKE? OH--I GUESS SO I'll GET IT, MARY WOODY WOODPECKER— WOODY PLUMBING CO. EMERGENCY? OKAY, LADY, ILL BE RIGHT OVER! THEY ALL SAY E BUT IM NOT ONE T' BE RUSHED! I'LL HAVE LUNCH FIRST! 5-8-54 SUPERMAN— KRYPTIONITE! THE RARE METAL THAT OVERCOMES SUPERMAN! SO RARE, IN FACT, IT'S PRACTICALLY NONEXISTENT; AND WHERE WILL WE FIND KRYPTIONITE-- ON THE MOON? THANKS TO A CERTAIN MINEROLOGIST I JUST SAVED FROM JAIL-- REMEMBERS THE TITLE, THOUGH. I'LL PUT YOU THROUGH TO MR. HACKNEY. by George Sixta by Fred Harman KRYPTONITE! THE RARE METAL THAT OVERCOMES SUPERMAN! SO RARE, IN FACT, IT'S PRACTICALLY NON-EXISTENT! AND WHERE WILL WE FIND KRYPTONITE-- ON THE MOON? THANKS TO A CERTAIN MINEROLOGIST I JUST SAVED FROM JAIL-- JOE PALOOKA— AMAZIN'...SAME TEMPERIN' OF STEEL LIKE I MAKE... AN'HUNDERDS A YEARS OLD! THE SAINT— I KNEW I HADN'T HIT HIM HARD ENOUGH, SKELLY BUT I WON'T MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN! Saturday, May 8, 1954 ANAHEIM (Cal.) BULLETIN — 7 by Fred Meagher HURRY! LET ME HAVE GALLANT SO'S I CAN CATCH HIM! GET HIM, BOY! BLUE BIRD, QUICK, RIG A TOURNIQUET, SALLY, BUILD A FIRE! by Carl Grubert ME? YOU KNOW THAT I NEED THE EXERCISE! GOLF KEEPS ME IN SHAPE! LH HUH...IT KEEPS YOU IN SUCH GOOD SHAPE... THAT YOU'RE TOO TIRED TO WORK AROUND THE HOUSE ALL SUMMER! by Leonard Samsome by R. M. Brinkerhoff I'll get it, Mary. Only two pieces left. One for me and one for you. They all say emergency but I'm not one to be rushed! I'll have lunch first! Hot dogs. These women... a little leaky faucet an' they holler fer... Help! Thanks to a certain minerologist I just saved from jail-- I've just come into possession of a smallish amount of it! Small? It's microscopic! But even this can stun superman long enough for us to grab his girl! It's hard to believe but I must admit, it's worth trying! Meanwhile... First this strange girl calls me "darling". Then she slaps me in a jealous rage! She must confuse me with that other superman! And now's the time to find out, while I have a morning to spare! THANKS TO A CERTAIN MINEROLOGIST I JUST SAVED FROM JAIL-- I'VE JUST COME INTO POSSESSION OF A SMALLISH AMOUNT OF IT! SMALL? IT'S MICROSCOPIC! BUT EVEN THIS CAN STUN SUPERMAN LONG ENOUGH FOR US TO GRAB HIS GIRL! IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE BUT I MUST ADMIT, IT'S WORTH TRYING! ME ANWHILE... FIRST THIS STRANGE GIRL CALLS ME "DARLING". THEN SHE SLAPS ME IN A JEALOUS RAGE! SHE MUST CONFUSE ME WITH THAT OTHER SUPERMAN! AND NOW'S THE TIME TO FIND OUT, WHILE I HAVE A MORNING TO SPARE! by Ham Fisher CLANG CRASH W-WHAM DUM DE DUM - DUM AI B'BO'NGG CLINKK PING AND THRU THE LONG NITE... THE VILLAGERS GATHER IN THE SQUARE WITH GOOD FATHER VIST, WHILE HUMPHREY LABORS. by Leslie Charteris I KNEW I HADN'T HIT IM HARD ENOUGH, SKELLY BUT I WON'T MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN! DON'T OVERDO IT NOW, TUBBY. JUST KNOCK A FEW OF HIS TEETH OUT FOR A START! IT MAY MAKE THE GIRL MORE ACCOModating! ONE THING YOU SHOULD KNOW, SKELLY--NEVER TRY TO TIE UP A HOUDINI STUDENT IF HE EVEN PARTLY CONSCIOUS!