anaheim-bulletin 1953-10-29

DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY— WE WILL GET REVENGE FOR THIS OUTRAGE! YOU'LL GET JUSTICE!! THAT'S A PROMISE! YOU'RE BADU'S MEN - YOU ADMIT THAT - BUT WILL HE PROTECT YOU? LATER... AND WITH THE PEACE DIXIE DUGAN— THIS MIGHT BE THE MEANS OF BRINGING YOUR MOTHER BACK— THAT'S WHY SHE LEFT YOU IN THAT PRODUCER'S CAR, HONEY-TO BE IN TELEVISION! IF MOTHER REALLY LOVED ME VERY MUCH SHE WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT— BUT SHE DOES, DEAR OR SHE WOULDN'T HAVE TORN YOU FROM HER SIDE - NO MATTER HOW IT LOOKS, SHE WAS THINKING OF YOU! VIRGIL— LAST YEAR I WAS THE SMARTEST KID IN MY ARITHMETIC CLASS I COULD COUNT BY TWOS-THREE-FOURS. THAT'S KID STURF ILL BET A NICKEL YOU CAN'T COUNT BY TWENTIES! 1. TWENTY2. TWENTY3. TWENTY4. TWENTY5. TWENTY- LAST YEAR I WAS THE SMARTEST KID IN MY ARTHMETIC CLASS I COULD COUNT BY TWOS- THREES-FOURS! THAT'S KOO STUFF! ILL BET A NICKEL YOU CAN'T COUNT BY TWENTIES! 1 TWENTY2 TWENTY3 TWENTY4 TWENTY5 TWENTY- NICKEY FINN— I KNOW HE LIKES YOU, BRUESKI--SO I THOUGHT HE MIGHT WE COME OVER HERE! NOPE! I HAVEN't SEEN LOOK IN A WEEK! TRY PAT SANTORA! AND IT'S VERY IMPORTANT THAT WE FIND HIM TONIGHT, PAT! THE SIERIEFF DOESN'T WANT TO COME WAY OVER HERE AGAIN TOMORROW! WELL, I GOT A HUNCH YOULL FIND HUM AT WILSONS! I'VE SEEN HUM IN THERE A LOT! LOOK? YEAH, HE WAS HERE LAST NIGHT - WATCH'N THE FIGHT ON TELEVISION! BUT HE LEFT AS SOON AS IT WAS OVER! HE DIDN'T SAY WHERE HE WAS GOED HE? ALFRED— THE FRIENDLY WELCOME! COME IN AND SEE US AWAY IF YOU DON'T ATTIT! ALFRED NEVER BUYS GOES IN EVERY DAY T LESLIE SHANE— THE TREasure... OH, YES, THAT'S FINE. YOU FOUND IT, SH? WELL, SEND THE KILMADDON OUT TO DISCUSSE THE TERMS/ HE THROWS IN HIS ARMS RIGHT AWAY, SHOWS US WHERE HE PITCHED OUR AMMUNITION AND IN RETURN WE CUT HIM IN ON A QUARTER. THAT CLEAR? LESLIE SHANE— THE TREASURE...OH, YES, THAT'S FINE. YOU ROUND IT, BEH? WELL, SEND THE KILRARDON OUT TO DISCUSSE THE TERMS! HE THROWS IN HIS ARMS RIGHT AWAY, SHOWS US WHERE HE PITCHED OUR AMMUNITION AND IN RETURN WE CUT HIM IN ON A QUARTER. THAT CLEAR? RIVETS— RED RYDER— HOW DO YOU LIKE IT DOWN? THERE WITH ALL THAT SILVER YOU STOLE? YOU TRICKED ME! HELP ME OUT! SURE, MA'AM, IF YOU'LL TOSS OUT THAT PISTOL FIRST! IF SHE WAS ONLY A MAN I'D THROW IN SOME ROCKS, UN-M--THIS GIVES ME AN IDEA! by Frank V. Martinek LATER... AND WHO ARE THESE PEASANTS? BUFFALO BILL— SPARE US! SPARE US! WE ARE YOURS! SHUT UP, AND GET THOSE CAYUSES READY TO MOVE! GET MY PAPOOSES CLEANED UP TOO...A BE QUICK ABOUT IT! by Leonard Samsome BUT SHE DOES, DEAR, NOT THE WAY I LOOK AT IT! THAT'S NOT THE WAY I LOOK AT IT! BUT THINK OF THE NICE HOUSE AND NICE STOVE—and WHAT BIG CAKES YOU COULD BAKE, IF YOU BECAME A BIG T.V. STAR— THE BERRYS— DADDY, WHEN YOU PROPOSED TO MAMA DID YOU THINK THAT SHE WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD? CERTAINLY! DO YOU STILL THINK SO? CERTAINLY! WILLIE— MOM...I USED YOUR PAN FOR A SOLDIER HELMET... AND NOW I CAN'T GET IT OFF! by Len Kleis 1. TWENTY2. TWENTY3. TWENTY4. TWENTY5. TWENTY- GEE... I DON'T THINK YOU COULD DO IT! by Lank Leonard LOOK? YEAH, HE WAS HERE LAST NIGHT WATCHING THE FIGHT ON TELEVISION! BUT HE LEFT AS SOON AS IT WAS OVER! HE DIDN'T SAY WHERE HE WAS GOND, DID HE? NOT TO ME! BUT HE WAS STANDIN' NEXT TO "CREEPY" CONNORS AND THEY WERE DOWN A LOT OF TALKIN'! MAYBE "CREEPY" WOULD KNOW! OKAY, ILL ASK HIM! by Carl Ryman ALFRED NEVER BUYS ANYTHING THERE—HE JUST GOES IN EVERY DAY TO SHAKE HANDS WITH THE GUY! Carl Ryman © 10-29 by Oliver Passingham THROWS IN HIS ARMS RIGHT Y, SHOWS US WHERE HE CHEED OUR AMMUNITION, D IN RETURN WE CUT HIM IN ON A QUARTER. THAT CLEAR? WILLIE— MOM... I USED YOUR PAN FOR A SOLDIER HELMET... ...AND NOW I CAN'T GET IT OFF! LITTLE MARY MIXUP— SUCH A PROBLEM! -WILL IT BE WALLY OR ELMER ORTUBBY OR HERBERT? WALLY HA CHARACTER IN HIS FACE—M MAKE QUIC A SUCCESS WOODY WOODPECKER— RACE YA, WALLY! HAJ MY CAR WILL BEAT YOURS ANY DAY OF THE WEEK! R-R-ROAR SLOW DEAD-EN STREET SUPERMAN— Y-YOU'RE ASKING ME TO MARRY YOU, ZYRA? YES, SUPERMAN! BY AN ANCIENT CENTAURIAN CUSTOM, GIRLS ARE PERMITTED TO PROPOSE ON THIS ONE NIGHT OF THE YEAR... by Oliver Passingham THROWS IN HIS ARMS RIGHT Y, SHOWS US WHERE HE CHED OUR AMMUNITION, AND IN RETURN WE CUT IM IN ON A QUARTER. THAT CLEAR? by George Sixta BY GEORGE SIXTA BY FRED HARMAN HE WAS ONLY A MAN THROW IN SOME ROCKS THIS GIVES ME IDEA! I'LL FOOL PIAN-I'LL STACK THIS SILVER UP IN STEPS AND CUMS OUT! SUPERMAN— Y-YOU'RE ASKING ME TO MARRY YOU, ZYRA? YES, SUPERMAN! BY AN ANCIENT CENTAURIAN CUSTOM, GIRLS ARE PERMITTED TO PROPOSE ON THIS ONE NIGHT OF THE YEAR... HERE O' MOUNTAIN SAY YO' JOE PALOOKA— THIS IDIOT ARMAND FLOURNOIS IS MADLY IN LOVE WITH ME. HE FOLLOWED ME TO SWITZERLAND, ROME, LONDON... I DITCHED HIM AT HES REALLY SMAL TWO DUELS OVER WITH TWO OTHER EUROPEANS THE SAINT— I DON'T KNOW MUCH SPANISH, BUT WHOEVER ANSWERED THAT CALL MUST HAVE MEANT HE WAS THE PRESIDENT'S SECRETARY! AND I DON'T THINK SHES ANY SECRETARY'S GIRL FRIEND! PODEMOS S' LLEGAR MAHANA PORT LA TARDE. TODO SERA LISTO? Thursday, October 29, 1953 ANAHEIM (Cal.) BULLETIN — 18 by Fred Meagher GET MY PAPOOSES CLEANED UP TOO...AND BE QUICK ABOUT IT! FINE SONS YOU ARE...SITTING ROUND EXPECTIN' ME TO BRING IN ALL THE GAME!...GIT ON YOUR CAYUSES FORE I WELT YOUR HIDES! START MOVING NORTH! SPREAD OUT AND FIND GAME!...WHILE I GUARD MY SQUAWS! OR-R-R-ROOW! by Carl Grubert DO YOU STILL THINK SO? CERTAINLY! IT'S SWEET OF YOU TO SAY SO DEAR EVEN IF YOU DONT THINK SO! SEE IF WHY SHOULD I FIGHT IT...SHED LIKE TO THINK SO, EVEN IF I DIDN'T SAY SO! DADDY! BY Mckvoy and Striebel ...AND NOW I CAN'T GET IT OFF! OH? I WON'T HAVE TO CHASE ALL OVER THE NEIGHBORHOOD!!! TO GET YOU IN FOR SUpper TONIGHT! by McLovoy and Striebel AND NOW I CAN'T GET IT OFF! OH? I WON'T HAVE TO CHASE ALL OVER THE NEIGHBORHOOD... TO GET YOU IN FOR SUPPER TONIGHT! WALLY HAS CHARACTER IN HIS FACE--MIGHT MAKE QUITE A SUCCESS I WONDER OH, DEAR!--I JUST HAVE TO DECIDE WHETHER TO BE THE WIFE OF A DOCTOR, A JET PILOT AN ENGINEER, OR A BIG RANCHER OUT IN TEXAS--OH, DEAR! by Walter Lants SLOW! DEAD-END STREET R-R-ROAR QUIZT RACE YA WALLY, TO THE END OF THE HALL! by Wayne Boring BY TAURIAN ARE PROPOSED AT OF THE HERE ON MOON MOUNTAIN! PLEASE SAY YOU WILL! I... WELL THAT IS--I MEAN... CONGRATULATIONS. SUPERMAN OLD BOY! MAY WE BE THE FIRST TO WISH YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS A LONG, HAPPY MARRIAGE! by Wayne Boring HERE ON MOON MOUNTAIN! PLEASE SAY YOU WILL! I...WELL-THAT IS--I MEAN... CONGRATULATIONS. SUPERMAN OLD BOY! MAY WE BE THE FIRST TO WISH YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS A LONG, HAPPY MARRIAGE! I DITCHED HIM AT MADRID... HE'S REALLY 'MAD' FOUGHT TWO DUELS OVER ME WITH TWO OTHER 'MAD' EUROPEANS... THEY REALLY FALL FOR YOU, FIFI, WELL, YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL GIRL. DO YOU REALLY THINK SO... OF COURSE, ANN IS JUST DEE-VINE...JH ...ISN'T SHE... YUP! THE LOVELIST GIRL IN THE WORLD...BY THE WAY...HOW MUCH LONGER WILL THIS STATUE TAKE? by Ham Fisher DON'T EES ANY TARY'S END! PODEMOS LLEGAR MANANA POR LA TARDE. TODO SERA LISTO? SHE SAID WE'LL BE THERE TOMORROW EVENING AND WILL EVERYTHING BE READY? EVERYTHING! MY ONLY THOUGHTS ARE OF YOU! Leslie Charteris JOHN SPRANGER