anaheim-bulletin 1953-10-24

DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY— DIXIE DUGAN— MISS DUGAN—? HOW'S LITTLE PAM? OH, SHE'S HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME — SHE'S ADJUSTING HERSELF LIKE THE TROUPER SHE IS — WHY, IS ANYTHING WRONG—? I'M AFRAID SO— WEVE HAD HER MOTHER TRAILED FROM ONE APARTMENT OR HOTEL ROOM TO ANOTHER — HE ALMOST HAD HER PINNED DOWN BUT CAME THE DEAD END— VIRGIL— HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT ALL TH' BURGUARIES IN TOWN LATELY? NO—WHAT HAVE THEY BEEN TAKING? ANYTHING ANYTHING THAT EVEN LOOKS VALUABLE GEE-THANKS FOR TELLIN' ME I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN BED... HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT ALL TH' BURGARIES IN TOWN LATELY? NO - WHAT HAVE THEY BEEN TAKING? ANYTHING ANYTHING THAT EVEN LOOKS VALUABLE GEE-THANKS FOR TELLIN' ME I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN BED... IN A MINUTE I'M JUST RUTTING MY SCHOOL BOO MICKEY FINN— WEVE GOT TO FIND HIM, WILLIE! WOULDN'T YOU THINK HE'D HAVE GONE TO YOUR HOUSE-AFTER CHARLEY TAKEW HUM OUT! NO! MY WIFE DOESN'T LIKE HUM AND HE KNOWS IT! HE PROBABLY WENT OVER TO MY BROTHER ANGUS! HE'S NOT THERE EITHER? NO! WE'LL TRY MY BROTHER SAM NEXT! H-HOW MANY MORE BROTHERS HAVE YOU GOT? THIS ONE GOON TO SEE THE LAST THEN WE'L ON MY SISTER ALFRED— RUSSIANS CLAIM THEY INVENTED AUTOMOBILE ALFRED SAYS IF THE AUTOMOBILES, IT'S KEEP SO DARN FEW OWN P LESLIE SHANE— AND I THOUGHT I WAS BRINGING YOU NEWS THAT YOU WERE A RICH MAN! THE EGYPTIANS LEFT THIS STUFF ALL OVER THE PLACE. I'D NOTHING ELSE TO DO. BUT COLLECT IT AND CATALOGUE IT! EVEN HANDED OVER TO THE AUTHORITIES THE REWARD WILL BE PRETTY TERRIFIC. YOU TV ARE IN ON THIS OF COURSE — A THREE-WAY SPLIT! LESLIE SHANE— AND I THOUGHT I WAS BRINGING YOU NEWS THAT YOU WERE A RICH MAN! THE EGYPTIANS LEFT THIS STUFF ALL OVER THE PLACE. I'D NOTHING ELSE TO DO, BUT COLLECT IT AND CATALOGUE IT! EVEN HANDED OVER TO THE AUTHORITIES THE-REWARD WILL BE PRETTY TERRIFIC. YOU TV ARE IN ON THIS OF COURSE — A THREE-WAY SPLIT! RIVETS— RED RYDER— IS THIS HOLE DEEP ENOUGH TO PLEASE YOU, MA'AM? YES! GRAB THIS ROPE AND ILL FALL YOU OUT! GOIN' TO SHOOT ANY LET ME FALL BACK IN, HUH? DON'T BE SILLY! I DIDN'T INTEND TO FILL THAT HOLE BACK UP BY MYSELF! by Frank V. Martinek AT LAST...NOBODY TO TALK TO! LONESOME FEELING...BUT NICE! JOHN JORDAN 10:24 BUFFALO BILL— HORSE-FACE DOESN'T WANT EM, WHAT'S MORE, HE CAN'T HANDLE EM! HOPE-LESS! I AM DOOMED! DOOMED! BUT WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO! THE BERRYS— HOW ARE YOU BOWLING THIS YEAR, PETE? NOT BAD BUT MY BALL IS HOOKING LIKE CRAZY JUST LIKE IT DID ON THE GOLF COURSE! WILLIE— MOM, WHO HAD A BATH LAST? PAMELA-WHY? THERE'S A RING IN TH TUB! THAT'S WHY! REALLY, WILLIE! I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN BED... IN A MINUTE, POP-IM JUST BUTTING AWAY MY SCHOOL BOOKS by Lank Leonard H-HOW MANY MORE BROTHERS HAVE YOU GOT? THIS ONE WE'RE GOON' TO SEE NOW IS THE LAST - ZEKE! THEN WE'LL START ON MY SISTERS! -A AND HE'S NOT AT ANY OF HIS SISTERS EITHER! WELL, DON'T WORRY, SHERIF! I'M SURE WE'LL LOCATE HUM FOR YOU! by Carl Ryman ALFRED SAYS IF THE RUSSIANS DID INVENT AUTOMOBILES, IT'S REAL NICE OF 'EM TO KEEP SO DARN FEW OF 'EM FOR THEIR OWN PEOPLE! by Oliver Passingham ANDED OVER TO THE TIES THE REWARD WILL TTY TERRIFIC. YOU TWO ARE IN ON THIS OF COURSE — A THREE-WAY SPLIT! THREE WAY? MAKE IT FOUR WAY, AND PERHAPS WE'LL DO A DEAL WITH PULIN/A AFTER ALL, WE'VE GOT WHAT HE WANTS! WILLIE— MOM, WHO HAD A BATH LAST? PAMELA-WHY? THERE'S A RING IN THE TUB! THAT'S WHY! REALLY, WILLIE! LITTLE MARY MIXUP— I'M TAKING DADS BREAKFAET UP TO HIM AW- I WANT TO DO IT! MOM-- MARY WILL LET ME TAKE DOWN BREAKFAST UP IT'S MY TURN! WOODY WOODPECKER— C'MON YA LITTLE CRUMB GET INTO THIS IF YA WANNA BE PART OF MY FOOTBALL TEAM! OKAY, BUZZ! 1D-14-53 SUPERMAN— GOT TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS NOW! I COULDN'T VERY WELL BACK OUT AFTER THOSE LITTLE RASCALS, ZIGI AND ZAGI, ENTERED ME IN THIS CONTEST WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE. by Oliver Passingham HANDED OVER TO THE CITIES THE REWARD WILL TTY TERRIFIC. YOU TWO ARE IN ON THIS OF COURSE — A THREE-WAY SPLIT! THREE WAY? MAKE IT FOUR WAY, AND PERHAPS WELL DO A DEAL WITH DULIN/AFTER ALL, WEVE GOT WHAT HE WANTS! by George Sixta by Fred Harman DON'T BE SILLY! I DIDN'T INTEND TO FILL THAT HOLE BACK UP BY MYSELF! NON-BURT THAT SILVER--EVERY 200,000 DOLLARS OF IT, CONBOY! THIS GAL IS REALLY TOUGH! SUPERMAN— GOT TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS NOW! I COULDN'T VERY WELL BACK OUT AFTER THOSE LITTLE RASCALS, ZIGI AND ZAGI, ENTERED ME IN THIS CONTEST WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE! BUT THIS LOOKS MORE TO RISK LET HIM JOE PALOOKA— OH, JOE...RIGHT ON TIME...WONDERFUL. WILL YOU HAVE A MARTIN? NO, THANKS, FIFI, I DON'T DRINK. THE SAINT— THE STARS ARE PUTTING ON QUITE A SHOWTONIGHT, OLGA. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE OFF THOSE CHEATERS AND LOOK AT THEM? OR ARE YOU AFRAID OF US WILL RECOGNARE YOU AN OLD FLU DONS--OR WILLIES LOST WIFE? Saturday, October 24, 1953 ANAHEIM (Cal.) BULLETIN — 7 by Fred Meagher HOPE LESS! I AM DOOMED! DOOMED! BUT NOW HE MUST HANDLE EM OR HE'LL BE SHOT IN THE BACK BY THIS SQUAW THAT DOESN'T CARE IF HE SINKS OR SWIMS! OH NO! THERE'S ENOUGH OF EM TO TEAR HIM TO RIBBONS! YES! THEY ALWAYS WANT MORE RIBBONS! FORWARD MARCH! by Carl Grubert BUT MY BALL IS HOOKING LIKE ARAZY JUST LIKE IT DID ON THE GOLF COURSE! AT LEAST THERE'S ONE THING TO BE THANKFUL FOR! WHAT'S THAT? YOU CAN'T HOOK YOUR BALL OUT OF BOUNDS ON THE BOWLING ALLEY! by McEvoy and Striebel THERE'S A RING IN TH' TUB! THAT'S WHY! REALLY WILLIE! STOP FUSSING AND JUST WASH IT OFF! I MUST SAY...I FEEL SORTA FOOLISH! by McEvoy and Striebel THERE'S A RING IN TH' TUB! THAT'S WHY! REALLY, WILLIE! STOP FUSSING AND JUST WASH IT OFF! I MUST SAY... I FEEL SORTA FOOLISH! by R. M. Brinkerhoff MOM--MARY WON'T LET ME TAKE DAD'S BREAKFAST UP-AND IT'S MY TURN I'MTAKING IT IN TO DAD! NO! I AM WHAT GOES ON OUT HERE? - YOU WOKE ME OUT OF A SOUND SLEEP! OH-OH-OH- by Walter Lantz HEY! THIS IS A SACK! YEAH! THAT'S IT, WOODY... GIVE I'M A LITTLE RESISTANCE! by Wayne Boring BUT THIS ROBOT BOXING CHAMPION LOOKS MUCH TOO VALUABLE FOR ME TO RISK HITTING HIM! I'LL JUST LET HIM HIT ME --TO PLAY IT SAFE. UH-OH... HE HIT ME SO HARD, HIS METAL ARMS GOT ALL DENTED LIKE A BAD AUTO FENDER! AMAZING! SUPERMAN WINS! by Wayne Boring BUT THIS ROBOT BOXING CHAMPION LOOKS MUCH TOO VALUABLE FOR ME TO RISK HITTING HIM! I'LL JUST LET HIM HIT ME...TO PLAY IT SAFE! UH-OH... HE HIT ME SO HARD, HIS METAL ARMS GOT ALL DENTED LIKE A BAD AUTO FENDER! AMAZING! SUPERMAN WING! by Ham Fisher THESE ARE SOME OF MY ABSTRACTS. THAT'S THE FAMOUS "GIRL WITH FLOWERS"...AND THAT'S "OBLIVION." WHICH... UH...I...OH... by Leslie Charteris OR ARE YOU AFRAID ONE OF US WILL RECOGNIZE YOU ARE YOU AN OLD FLAME OF DONS--OR WILLIES LONG-LOST WIFE? I HATE PERSONAL QUESTIONS, MR. TEMPLAR. GOOD NIGHT! BUT IF YOU ONLY REMEMBERED--WHAT SPECIAL REASON I HAVE TO HATE YOU!