anaheim-bulletin 1953-10-19

DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY— YOU SAY BAD! HAS SET THE ZERO HOUR AT LOW TWELVE? YOU SPEAK IN A STRANGE VOICE, HAN!! THE DESERT RIDE WAS HOT, ARAM... MY THROAT IS PARCHED! YOU COMPLAIN... UPON ME FALLS THE WORK, ILL BEGIN PUNCTURE THE LINES DIXIE DUGAN— I'LL HAVE NO PART OF THESE SHENANIGANS —TH KID'S GOTTA GO! BUT, PA— NO BUTS' ABOUT IT WHEN I SAY THKIDS GOTTA GO SHE'S GOTTA GO! MISTER DUGAN— YES VIRGIL— POP... POP... THERE'S A MAN IN MY CLOSET... I JUST KNOW THERE IS WELL... PRETEND IT'S ONLY THE ICE CREAM MAN AND GO BACK TO SLEEP POP... POP... THERE'S A MAN IN MY CLOSET... I JUST KNOW THERE IS MICKEY FINN— PAUL AND HIS PARTNER WON THE TOURNAMENT CLANCY? YOU'RE JOINED! NO, MR. KEEVER—IT'S TRUE! AND PLEASE DON'T ASK ME TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT NOW! I'M STILL SUFFERING FROM SHOCK! MY, MY, MY! SO I DON'T IMAGINE HE'LL BE HOME FOR SUPPER! NO, MA! THEY'RE HAVIN' A BIG DINNER FOR ALL THE MEN WHO PLAYED! GEE, WAIT! L'L SERGEANT FALLGAN HEARS ABOUT IT! I'LL CALL HIM RIGHT NOW! WELL, MICKEY, I JUST HOPE HE REALIZES THAT IT WAS LOUISE AND LUCK THAT DID IT! OH, I'M SURE SERGEANT! IT SO CRAZY THAT COULDN'T POINT THINK ANY ELSE ALFRED— RECORD DIVISION U.S.N. TOP SECRET URGENT CONFIDENTIAL RESPECTED 1932 MCCLURE NEWSPAPER SYNDICATION ALFRED SAYS HE'D FOR LOCATING IMPORT HE CAN'T REMEMBER LESLIE SHANE— LESLEY! SAVE YOURSELF! LESLEY! SAVE YOURSELF! RIVETS— RED RYDER— I MUSTA PASSED OUT LEG HURTS MIGHTY BAD! YOU'LL BE WELL IN A DAY OR GO HERE DRINK THIS HOT SOUP! YOU COULD HAVE ESCAPED! WHY DIDN'T YOU? by Frank V. Martinek YOU COMPLAIN... BUT UPON ME FALLS THE REAL WORK. ILL BEGIN TO PUNCTURE THE LINE! I'll let him start the crime for evidence ... then I'll close in! by Leonard Samsome MISTER DUGAN— YES— MAY I CALL YOU 'GRANDPA?' YOU SEE, I NEVER HAD A GRANDPA— WAAL— NOW I'S POSE SO by Len Kleis NOW I'M SO HUNGRY I CAN'T GO BACK TO SLEEP BUFFALO BILL— BUFFALO BILL... DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT HORSE-FACE AND HIS FAMILY TROUBLES: IM SORRY, HORSE-FACE, BUT IT'S YOUR SQUAWS AND YOUNGUNS FOLLOWIN US! ME SAD! WANT TO DIE!... DIE! LET'S FACE IT... IT LOOK LIKE WE GOTTA TAKE 'EM WITH US! THE BERRYS— PETER, DINNER IS READY! OKAY, ILL BE RIGHT DOWN! I MIGHT AS WELL HOLLER KIDS IN FROM THE BEDRING WINDOW. I HATE TO STAND ON THE FRONT PORCH AND A POOL OF MYSELF. WILLIE— by Lank Leonard WELL, MICKEY, I JUST HOPE HE REALIZES THAT IT WAS LOUE AND LUCK THAT DID IT! OH, I'M SURE HE DOES SERGEANT! IT WAS ALL SO CRAZY THAT HE COULDN'T POSSIBLY THINK ANYTHING ELSE! I UNDERSTAND THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE PLAYED SINCE YOU SHOT THAT 63, SHERUFF—IS THAT REALLY A FACT? YES, I'VE HAD A BAD WRIST! BUT IF YOUR GAME IS SOUND, YOU CAN ALWAYS PLAY WELL—NO MATTER NOW LONG YOU LAY OFF! by Carl Ryman ALFRED SAYS HE DEVELOPED A FOOLPROOF SYSTEM FOR LOCATING IMPORTANT PAPERS, BUT RIGHT NOW HE CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THE SYSTEM IS! by Oliver Passingham OH, BOY! THAT WAS CLOSE. DULN MUST HAVE SPIKED ALL OUR AMMO BEFORE DESERTING. BUT WHAT KIND OF CAT IS THIS! LITTLE MARY MIXUP— WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOUR PARTY DRESS NEeded Pressing HURRY, MOM-TUBBY IS HERE, NOW! SIT DOWN, MARY--ITS TOO EARLY TO GO WOODY WOODPECKER— 10-19-53 SUPERMAN— THIS STUNT WE'RE ABOUT TO PULL IS A BIT RISKY, ZIGI... YES... BUT SOMEHOW WE'VE GOT TO IMPRESS ZYRA WITH SUPERMAN'S AMAZING ABILITIES... ... IF YOU TO GET BROTHER CLOSE. DULIN MUST HAVE SPIKED ALL OUR AMMO BEFORE DESERTING. BUT WHAT KIND OF CAT IS THIS! by George Sixta THIS STUNT WE'RE ABOUT TO PULL IS A BIT RISKY, ZIGI... YES...BUT SOMEHOW WE'VE GOT TO IMPRESS ZYRA WITH SUPERMAN'S AMAZING ABILITIES... JOE PALOOKA— WHICH IS JOE PALOOKA'S HOUSE, SON? THAT'S IT, WANTA RAYTHE? by Fred Harman YOU COULD HAVE ESCAPED! WHY DIDN'T YOU? MY HUSBAND IS DEAD I'M FOND OF YOU, DARLING! YOU'RE ONLY FOND OF THAT STOLEN SILVER! IT'S NO GO, LOTTIE! YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND, DARLING! THE SAINT— HIDE THOSE BLONDE STOWAWAYS, SIMON! THE BOSS IS ON HER WAY DOWN! MONDAY, October 19, 1858 ANAHEIM (Cal.) BULLETIN by Fred Meagher LET'S FACE IT...IT LOOKS LIKE WE GOTTA TAKE 'EM WITH US! OH, NO! THEY WILL KILL ME! KILL ME! YOU'RE ALWAYS HARPIN' YOU'RE SO MISERABLE YOU WANT TO DIE! WELL...WHY NOT LET THEM DO THE JOB! CHEAP, TOO! by Carl Grubert I MIGHT AS WELL HOLLER THE KIDS IN FROM THE BEDROOM WINDOW...I HATE TO STAND OUT ON THE FRONT PORCH AND MAKE A POOL OF MYSELF! YOO HOO! JACKIE AND JILL! MAMA SAYS WHEN YOU GET THROUGH UP THERE, COME DOWN FOR DINNER! by McEvoy and Striebel BY R. M. Brinkerhoff SIT DOWN, MARY--IT'S TOO EARLY TO GO OH, I CAN'T. ILL MUSS MY DRESS I'll STAND UP IN YOUR CAR, TOO--50 I WON'T GET ANY WRINKLES IN MY DRESS NOW, MY HAIR IS ALL MUSSED--I CAN'T GO TO A PARTY LIKE THIS! TURN AROUND, TUBBY--WE'RE GOING HOME! BY Walter Lanis SMACK! BY Wayne Boring BUT SOMEHOW E GOT TO SS ZYRA WITH AN'S AMAZING BILITIES... ... IF WE EVER WANT TO GET HIM FOR A BROTHER-IN-LAW! YOU'RE RIGHT-- AND THAT'S WORTH THE RISK! HEAD 'ER STRAIGHT DOWN, ZIGI!' SUPERMAN--LOOK! GREAT SCOTT! IT'S THE KIDS' ROCKET SHIP--DIVING DOWN AT US! IT MUST BE OUT OF CONTROL! BUT SOMEHOW E GOT TO SS ZYRA WITH AN'S AMAZING BILITIES... ... IF WE EVER WANT TO GET HIM FOR A BROTHER-IN-LAW! YOU'RE RIGHT-- AND THAT'S WORTH THE RISK! HEAD 'ER STRAIGHT DOWN, ZIGI! SUPERMANLOOK! GREAT SCOTT! IT'S THE KIDS' ROCKET SHIP-- DIVING DOWN AT US! IT MUST BE OUT OF CONTROL! by Ham Fisher THAT'S IT, WANTA RAYTHE? TELAGRUM FER YOU... IS THE CHAMPEEN HOME? ID LIKE T'GET 'IS AUTOGRAFT? FOR ME? THANK YOU. I'M SORRY MR. PALOOKA IS OUT. by Leslie Charteris E THOSE BLONDE WAWAYS, SIMON! THE IS ON HER WAY DOWN! LESLIE, CHARETERS JOHN SPRANGER