anaheim-bulletin 1953-09-26

ANAHEIM (Cal.) BULLETIN Saturday, Sept. 26, 1953 DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY— 'THE ASSASSINS' OUTWITTED US AGAIN! THIS TIME-- YENBAS! IT WILL BE HARD TO MOVE WITHOUT HUM--BUT MOVE WE MUST?--AND-- NOW! MEANWHILE-- DIXIE DUGAN— C.V. WALLINGSBY, AND HIS BRIDE DOOO, ENTER HIS PRIVATE R.R., CAR FOR A HONEYMOON TRIP TO HIS BAR U RANCH IN OKLAHOMA. OHHH, CHARLES...I'M SO BREATHLESSLY HAPPY...OUR OWN LITTLE PRIVATE CAR...ANY I'VE GOT A SUPPRIZE FOR YOU BECUZ YOU GIVE ME ALL THEM...THOSE...UH..SUPPRIZES. HEE HEE....952...955... A REAL SOLID GOLD-PLATID NO-YO...HERE READ WHAT IT SAYS...*MY SNCOOKIE-DOKIE FROM HIS DODIE-O-DODO. VIRGIL— NOW HURRY, DEAR OR YOU'LL BE LATE FOR DONALDS PARTY. THIS IS A PRETTY NICE PRESENT TO BE ONIN' THAT GUY-- IF I DIDN'T GOTD HIS PARTY I WOULDN'HAVE TO GIVE HIM ANYTHING VIRGIL— NOW HURRY, DEAR OR YOU'LL BE LATE FOR DONALD'S PARTY THIS IS A PRETTY NICE PRESENT TO BE ONIN' THAT GUY-- IF I DIDN'T GOTO HIS PARTY I WOULD HAVE TO GIVE HIM ANYTHING MICKEY FINN— I'VE DECIDED YOU'RE RIGHT, CLANCY! HE'S HAD CRAZY LUCK—BUT IT'S REALLY LOUE THAT'S DON'T IT! CERTAINLY IT IS! HE MUST HAVE SOME STRANGE POWER OVER PHIL--LIKE A GUY I SAW IN A MOVIE ONCE-NAMED SVENGAL! ALFRED— TUNNEL OF LOVE LESLIE SHANE— THE RAINMAKER... THE MOUNTAIN SEEN ONLY TREE OR FOUR TIMES A YEAR COULD ROGER KLMADDON BE UP THERE IN SOME MOSTERIOUS LOST WORLD? WONDER WHO THIS MAN PULIN REALLY IS? NO HARM TO TAKE HIM ALONG SURELY? LESLIE SHANE— THE RAINMAKER!... THE MOUNTAIN SEEN ONLY THREE OR FOUR TIMES A YEAR/ COULD ROGER KLIMADPOW BE UP THERE IN SOME MOSTERIOUS LOST WORLD? WONDER WHO THIS MAN PUJIN REALLY IS? NO HARM TO TAKE HUM ALONG SURELY? RIVETS— RED BYDER— IT'S TONIGHT OR NEVER BABY! AND THE SUN WILL SET ON THAT SILVER TOMORROW IN OUR HANDS! HOLD 'ER! WE'LL UNLOCK HERE AND MAKE CAMP! ME TIRED! ME TOO! I COULD USE SOON SLEEP! by Frank V. Martinek MEANWHILE-- VALVES AND METAL SADDLES -- TRULY A SUSPICIOUS BURDEN FOR CAMELS ARAM! THEY WILL BE HIDDEN IN A TENT NEAR THE GREAT TAP by Leonard Samsome SOLID GOLD-PLATID HERE READ WHAT IT IS MY SNOOKIE-DOKIE IS PLEASE, CHARLES... DON'T GET SO EXCITED... STOP HIM... HE'S HYSTIRICUL... WHEE-E-E-E-E SI-52+53- by Len Kleis IF I DIDN'T GOTO NIS PARTY I WOULDN'T HAVE TO GIVE HIM ANYTHING WEY!-HOW ABOUT MY PRESENT? FIRST LETS SEE TH SIZE OF YOUR CANE! BUFFALO BILL— THEY'RE WORKING THEIR WAY TO THE RIGHT! IF THEY GET IN THOSE ROCKS UP THERE, THEY WILL HAVE PERFECT SHOTS AT US! BUT IF THEY THERE, THE HORSE-FACE BE BEHIND THEM! THE BERRYS— PETER / AREN'T YOU ASHAMED OF YOURSELF? NO WHY SHOULD I BE? YOU HURT MABELS FEELINGS! AW THAT GIVES ME WILLIE— WHICH HAND DO YOU CHOOSE, WILLIE? LEFT WELL, WELL! A BROKEN LAMP! by Len Kleis IF I DIDN'T GOTD HIS PARTY I WOULDN'T HAVE TO GIVE HIM ANYTHING MEY!-HOW ABOUT MY PRESENTFIRST LETS SEE THE SIZE OF YOUR CAKE! by Lank Leonard clack! 9-26 by Carl Ryman ALFRED SAYS THE MANAGEMENT SHOULD BE INFORMED OF THE POOR LIGHTING CONDITIONS IN THERE! by Oliver Passingham LESSLY/HOW SOON'LL YOU BE PRESSED? TWENTY MINUTES, HARRY/LET ME REVEL IN MY LAST TASTE OF MODERN CILIZATION! WILLIE— WHICH HAND DO YOU CHOOSE, WILLIE? LEFT WELL, WELL! A BROKEN LAMP! LITTLE MARY MIXUP— I HAPPEN TO KNOW, TUBBSY, THAT AFTER BUYING YOUR UNIFORMS YOU HAVE 64 IN YOUR TREASURY! WOODY WOODPECKER— HI, KIDS! WHERE D YOU DG UP ALL THAT JUNK? IT ISN'T JUNK! WALLY WALRUS CLEANED OUT HIS ATTIC AND GAVE IT TO US: MPH! IT'S HE WAS TOO SUPERMAN— I MUST GET THESE YOUNG STERS: TO GO BACK TO ALPHA CENTAURI WHERE THEY BELONG! I'LL TRY EXPLAINING TO THEM LOGICALLY WHY THEY MUST GO HOME... by Oliver Passingham LESLEY/ HOW SOON LL YOU BE PRESSED? TWENTY MINUTES, HARRY/ LET ME REVEL IN MY LAST TASTE OF MODERN CIVILIZATION! by George Sixta by Fred Harman ME TIRED! ME TOO! I COULD USE SOME SLEEP! HERE'S YOUR CHANCE, COWBOY! AND YOU GRAB A ROPE AND THE HUMMER UP! YOU-EE! HOLD-UP! SUPERMAN— I MUST GET THESE YOUNG STERS TO GO BACK TO ALPHA CENTALURI WHERE THEY BELONG! ILL TRY EXPLAINING TO THEM LOGICALLY WHY THEY MUST GO HOME... LOOK, BOY FROM A C SCIENTIFIC OVER OUR JOE PALOOKA— I LIKE YOUR SPIRIT, MISS DUGAN! - I'M STANLEY MURPHY - PLEASE SIT DOWN! NO THANK YOU, MR. MURPHY - I'VE ALREADY HAD LUNCH! YOU'RE A B PRECIOUS I WASN'T GOING TO INVITE YOU- THE SAINT— I DIDN'T BELIEVE A PAIR OF PROFESSIONALS LIKE JOE AND LITTLE LOUIE WOULD KEEP A RISK LIKE YOUR BROTHER ALIVE ALL THIS TIME. BUT I HAD TO SEE HOW THE JEWEL JOB WORKED AND GET LOUIE IN THE MOOD TO TALK! by Fred Meagher GET ROCKS HERE, THEY VE PER-MOTS AT US! BUT IF THEY GET THERE, THEN HORSE-FACE'LL BE BEHIND THEM! WE CAN'T COUNT ON THAT SIOUX DOG! I DON'T KNOW... I SLIPPED HIM ONE OF MY PISTOLS... IF HE WASN'T ON OUR SIDE HE'D HAVE USED IT ON US BY NOW! A COUPLE OF 'EM ARE OVER THERE NOW! OH NO! I HID THE PAPOOSE AND SALLY IN THAT BRUSH! NOW THEY'RE LVIN' IN THE LINE OF FIRE!!! by Carl Grubert YOU HURT MABEL'S FEELINGS! AN THAT OL'BAT GIVES ME A PAIN! HOOTY, TOOTY! SHE SAYS, I COULD HAVE MARRIED ANYONE I PLEASED! WELL, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO ADD... EVIDENTLY YOU NEVER PLEASED ANYONE! by McEvoy and Striebel by McEvoy and Striebel WELL, WELL! A BROKEN LAMP! OH, OH! ...ER...WHAT'S IN YOUR RIGHT HAND? ...AS IF I DIDN'T KNOW! by R. M. Brinkerhoff WELL--YOU'RE TO TAKE A PAGE AD IN OUR SCHOOL PAPER TO ADVERTISE EACH GAME-SIGN HERE HAW-HAW-HAW- ALL RIGHT--THEN I WOANT MENTION YOUR OLD GAMES IN MY SOCIETY COLUMN-G BYB AW-W-JIMMY! OH--ALL RIGHT YOU'VE GOT TO HANDLE IT TO EM--DAMES ARE SMARTER THAN GUYS by Walter Lants HMPH! IT'S STILL JUNK! HE WAS TOO CHEAP TO HAVE IT HAULED AWAY! YEAH? THE OLD STOVE THE DRESS DUMMY MAYBE! BUT IT BET A NICKLE YOU COULDN'T FIND A USE FOR ONE SKI! PAY US! by Wayne Boring LOOK, BOYS...YOU TWO ARE FROM A CIVILIZATION THAT IS SCIENTIFICALLY FAR ADVANCED OVER OURS HERE ON EARTH... TWO CIVILIZATIONS -- SO DIFFERENT FROM EACH OTHER -- CAN'T BE MIXED WITHOUT SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES: IT'S LIKE AN EXPLOSIVE CHEMICAL Mixture! IT--EH? ASLEEP, HM...IT SEEMS LOGIC ISN'T THE ANSWER, EITHER. by Wayne Boring LOOK, BOYS...YOU TWO ARE FROM A CIVILIZATION THAT IS SCIENTIFICALLY FAR ADVANCED OVER OURS HERE ON EARTH... TWO CIVILIZATIONS...SO DIFFERENT FROM EACH OTHER...CAN'T BE MIXED WITHOUT SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES! IT'S LIKE AN EXPLOSIVE CHEMICAL Mixture! IT EH? ASLEEP, HIM...IT SEEMS LOGIC ISN'T THE ANSWER, EITHER. by Ham Fisher NO THANK MR. MURPHY E ALREADY AD LUNCH YOU'RE A BIT PREVIOUS? I WASN'T GOING TO INVITE YOU-- OUCH MISS DUGAN, YOU NEED NO DOUBT READ MY AD— YES-VERY FUNNY- WHO WRITES YOUR DIALOGUE? I MEANT EVERY WORD--AND MORE! IF YOU AND ARE GOING TO GET ALONG, YOU'LL HAVE TO AGREE TO A LOT OF THINGS— THAT ALL DEPENDS, AM MURPHY—WHY DON'T YOU GET ME OFF THE FENCE FIRST?? by Leslie Charteris ON THE OPPOSITE COAST OF THE COUNTRY, A TRANSACION BEGINS THAT WILL VITALLY CONCERN THE SAINT. THE PRICE DOESN'T MATTER. IS SHE READY TO SAIL? LESLIE, CONSTITUTE JOAN BRANBER