anaheim-bulletin 1953-09-23

DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY— YENBAS CONFERS AT GREAT LENGTH WITH THE AMERICAN INFIDELS! PLANS BEING MADE... BUT IT IS MY BUSINESS TO BRING THEM ALL TO NAUGHT! WAIT A MINUTE, YENBAS! DIXIE DUGAN— MUST BE AN IMPORTANT JOB! IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME — I NEED IT! HERS COMES SOMEBODY ALREADY INTERVIEWED! —LET'S ASK HER WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT! AW — IT'S THE SAME OLD ROUTINE — LEAVE YOUR NAME AND PHONE NUMBER — THEN TOSS IN THE WASTEBASKET AFTER YOU LEAVE. VIRGIL— VIRGIL — BRING YOUR TOYS AND COME IN FOR DINNER YOU HEARD WHAT HE SAID — I GOTTA GO IN NOW! BUT I'M PLANNING WITH THIS I AINT GOING IN WITHOUT IT VIRGIL BRING YOUR TOYS AND COME IN FOR DINNER YOU HEARD WHAT HE SAID I GOTTA GO IN NOW! BUT I'M PLAYING WITH THIS I AINT GOING IN WITHOUT IT MICKEY FINN— THIS BAR HOLE IS A DOG-LEG TO THE LEFT, PHIL - AND THE MOST DIFFICULT ON THE COURSE! EVERY THING WILL DEPEND ON YOUR DRIVE! I CAN BE THAT! BUT LOVE —IT'S A DOG-LEG TO THE LEFT! WHY SHOULD I AM SO FAR TO THE RIGHT? FOR A HOOK! JUST DO WHAT I TOLD YOU WITH YOUR HANDS—AND HIT IT! ALFRED— BOAT RENTALS • 50¢ per hour I DON'T CARRY STILL COMING LESLIE SHANE— YOU THINK: THIS LOST WORLD MAY BE INHABITED BY PESCENPANTS OF ANCIENT EGYPTIANST FRANKLY, THERE'S NO EVIDENCE, LESLEY, I'M JUST LETTING MY IMAGINATION RUN WILD. MUST BE THE INFLUENCE OF THE VEGETATION IN THIS PART OF THE WORLD! LESLIE SHANE— YOU THINK THIS LOST WORLD MAY BE INHABITED BY DESCENDANTS OF ANCIENT EGYPTIANST? FRANKLY, THERE'S NO EVIDENCE, LESLEY, I'M JUST LETTING MY VAGINATION RUN WILD. MUST BE THE INFLUENCE OF THE VEGETATION IN THIS PART OF THE WORLD! RIVETS— RED RYDER— IT WAS GOOD OF RED RYDER TO GO TO DURANGO AFTER A PACK TRAIN, BOSS! YEAH, BANGS! BUT I'D GIVE PLENTY TO KNOW HOW OR WHY THE ROAD WAS BLOWN UP! AFTER WE PACK UP THI $200,000 IN SILVER, I WANT YOU TO GO BACK WITH THE PACK TRAIN TO DURANGO! SURE, BOSS! I'LL HELP RYDER GUARD THE SNIPMENT! HE'S PLUS RIGHT N MY HAND! by Frank V. Martinek WAIT A MINUTE, YENBAS! YOU'RE ALWAYS IN DANGER OF COURSE BUT...RIGHT NOW IT LOOKS CLEAR! by Leonard Samsome AW--IT'S THE SAME OLD ROUTINE LEAVE YOUR NAME AND PHONE NUMBER THEN TOSS IN THE WASTEBASKET AFTER YOU LEAVE-- BESIDES, IT SOUNDS AWFUL PHONY-TH JOB AIN'T EVEN FOR HERE! I AINT GOING IN WITHOUT IT PASS THR ROLLS PLEASE BUFFALO BILL— NOT ONLY IS HE TOO UGLY... BUT HE'S TRYING TO TRICK US! HE'S SO TIRED OF BEIN' SQUAWPECKED, HE'LL BE ONLY TOO GLAD TO JOIN US! HORSE-FACE! WE MUST PREPARE TO ESCAPE! WILL YOU JOIN US? YES! MY JOIN YOU THANKS, ME GOOD, CHRISTIAN TOO THE BERRYS— OF COURSE I BELIEVE IN WOMAN SUPPRASES, EQUALITY, ETC. BUT THERE ARE AND ALWAYS WILL BE THINGS MEN CAN DO THAT WOMEN CAN NOT! WILLIE— by Len Klipa PASS THROUGH ROLLS PLEASE! by Lank Leonard YOU'RE IN PERFECT POSITION, PHILL THE WAY YOU FOOKED YOUR DRIVE AROUND THAT BOAT WAS MARVELOUS! WELL, I-AH-GAMBLER A LITTLE ON THAT ONE, ME DROP-BUT-AN-FORTUNATELY IT CAME OFF JUST AS I PLANNED! I DON'T CARE IF WE DO HAVE TWENTY MINUTES STILL COMING ON THE BOAT, ALFRED - I WANT TO GO IN NOW! by Oliver Passingham MUST BE THE INFLUENCE OF THE VEGETATION IN THIS PART OF THE WORLD! BOSS! BOSS! VILLAGE OF THE BUKANIS! WHAT DID SUPERMAN MEAN-SKYING HE WAS GOING TO USE THAT BIG TREE AS A HUMAN FLY SWATTER, ZAG!? LET'S FOLLOW HIM AND SEE, ZAG!! WILLIE— LITTLE MARY MIXUP— MARY! HOWD YOU GET ALL THOSE ADS!! BART HIGH NEWS WOODY WOODPECKER— SHULTE'S AND MARKET ALIZ'S GAT RKET SUPERMAN— BANG! BANG! by Oliver Passingham MUST BE THE INFLUENCE OF THE VEGETATION IN THIS PART OF THE WORLD! BOSS! BOSS! VILLAGE OF THE BUKANIS! by George Sixta by Fred Harman BURE, BOSS! ILL HELP RYDER GUARD THE SHIPMENT! YOU DON'T MIND IF MY WIFE, LOTTIE, GOES ALONG FOR A SHOPPIN' SPREE? HE'S PLAYING RIGHT INTO MY HANDS! OF COURSE NOT! SHELL BE COMPANY FOR JULIE WADE! SUPERMAN— BANG! BANG! WHAT DID SUPERMAN MEAN--SAYING HE WAS GOING TO USE THAT BIG TREE AS A HUMAN FLY-SWATTER, ZAGI! LET'S FOLLOW HIM AND SEE, ZIGI! JOE PALOOKA— IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST BIGHT. WHAT...WHY, HIS 182,482,971. IT DIDN'T INFLOORCE ME AT ALL. THE SAINT— YOUR PART ENDS HERE SAINT--WITHOUT CAMERAS! WE'LL CHANGE PLATES ON THE CAR AND DITCH IT LATER. THE CORPS CAN GROW OLD LOOKING FOR YOU AND THE JEWELS--BUT THEY WON'T LOOK FOR YOU UNDER JOES GARAGE FLOOR! Wednesday, Sept. 22, 1953 ANAHEIM (Cal.) BULLETIN by Fred Meagher HORSE-FACE! WE MUST PREPARE TO ESCAPE! WILL YOU JOIN US? YES! ME JOIN YOU! THANKS! THANKS! ME GOOD CHRISTIAN, TOO! BUT MEANWHILE, THE SIoux MEDICINE MAN... SEE! MOST OF MY DEATH TRAPS HAVE BEEN SPRUNG! STRANGERS ARE IN THE WEDDING SANCTUARY OF THE SIoux! BY SIOUX LAW THEY MUST BE PUT TO DEATH!! COME FOLLOW ME! by Carl Grubert BUT THERE ARE AND ALWAYS WILL BE THINGS MEN CAN DO THAT WOMEN CAN NOT! ALL RIGHT SMARTIE-NAME JUST ONE! TAKE A STEAM BATH IN THE YMCA! IF THIS HAPPENED ANYWHERE BUT IN A COMIC STRIP, IT BE IN THE HOSPITAL NOW! by McEvoy and Striebel IF THIS HAPPENED ANYWHERE BUT IN A COMIC STRIP, I'D BE IN THE HOSPITAL NOW! NOW WE CAN PAY LAST YEAR'S PRINTING BILL AND HAVE $42 LEFT OVER! NOW-CAN I BE SOCIETY EDITOR AGAIN? SURE! ANYTHING YOU LIKE! ONLY--PLEASE STAY ON AS ADVERTISING MANAGER! SHULTZ'S MEAT MARKET BY WAYNE BORING LET'S FOLLOW HIM AND SEE, ZIGI! GALLOPING GRAVA! ULG! ONE, TWO THREE, FOUR...FIVE...SVK! GOT 'EM ALL! by Wayne Boring LET'S FOLLOW HIM AND SEE, ZIGI! GALLOPING GRAVE! ULG! UHHH! ONE, TWO THREE, FOUR...FIVE...SIX! OOT'EM ALL! by Ham Fisher AT FIRST SIGHT. YES, HIS 152,482,071. LOOCE ME AT ALL? WILL YOU HONEYMOON AT HIS 400,000 ACRE RANCH? AN' LATER WE WANT JUST A SIMPLE LITTLE COTTERGE AN' JUST DOOLES AN' DODLES OF... OH NOOO! JK HEAR THAT! KNOSBY... BRACE UP, OLD BOY. by Lealle Charterle RT ENDS HERE, SAINT--CAMERAS! WE WELL ATTES ON THE CAR AND MITER THE CORPS CAN LOOKING FOR YOU AND IS...BUT THEY WON'T OR YOU UNDER JOES GRAGE FLOOR! DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH, ROBIN HOOD THAT'S ONLY A PROP GUN! BUT JUST FOR LAUGS--I LOADED IT! LEALE, CHARTLER JOAN SPRANGER