anaheim-bulletin 1953-09-09

DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY— DIXIE DUGAN— THE ANSWER IS STILL NO NOW GO BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE— WHAT A WOMAN! YES VIRGIL— CAN YOU COME OUT AND PLAY VIRGIL? I'll ask pop. CAN I GO OUT AND PLAY WITH HOMER? OF COURSE NOT! IT'S RAINING OUT! SHUCKS! WHAT'S THERE TO DO IF I HAVE TO STAY INDOORS? VIRGIL— CAN YOU COME OUT AND PLAY, VIRGIL? ILL ASK POP CAN I GO OUT AND PLAY WITH HOMER? OF COURSE NOT! IT'S RAINING OUT! SHUCKS! WHAT'S THERE TO DO IF I HAVE TO STAY INDOORS? MICKEY FINN— CAN YOU BEAT IT, HOULHAM? ONE UNDER PAR FOR EIGHT HOLES-AND HE HASN'T HIT A DECENT SHOT YET! WELL, LET'S NOT GET DISCOURAGED -HE STILL HAS A LOT OF ROLES LEFT! I HOPE MY POOR PLAYING ISN'T ANNOYING YOU, PHIL! NOT AT ALL, MR.DRIpp! I'VE BEEN FAVORING MY WEAK WRIST-BUT I'M GOING TO START BEARING DOWN NOW! LOOK AT THE WAY PHIL IS STRUTTING, MICKEY! HE MUST ACTUALLY THINK HE DESERVED TO GET ALL THOSE PARS! YEAH! GEE, CAN YOU IMAGINE THE SCORE HED HAVE RIGHT NOW-IF LOUIE WASN'T HIS CADDY? LESLIE SHANE— TRACING WHAT HAPPENED TO ROGER KILMADDON ISN'T GOING TO BE ANY PIONIC, LESLEY, BUT AT LEAST WE KNOW WHICH HAYSTACK TO LOOK IN. HE HEADED FOR RUMBZORI, THE MOUNTAINS OF THE MOON. IT SOUNDS EXCITING, HARRY! RIVETS— RIVETS— ALFRED— WE WILL NOT ACCEPT PAYMENT FOR ANY MEAL WHICH HAS NOT BEEN SATISFACTORY THE PULL NOT ACCEPT PAYMENT FOR ANY MEAL WHICH HAS NOT BEEN SATISFACTORY 1932 MCCLURE NEWSPAPER STUDIOATE RED RYDER— THE OLD ROAD TO OUR LEFT LEADS TO AZTEC AND GALLOR NEW MEXICO, BUT THAT'S DURANGO, COLOR, AHEAD! THIS LONG WAY TO COME FOR FISH! DURANGO IS A HISTORICAL CITY...IT'S THE END OF THE D.R.G. RAILROAD FROM ALAMOSA AND THE END OF NAGON FREIGHTERS FROM NEW MEXICO...ALSO THE STARTING OF PACK TRAILS UP TO THE BELVER MINES! THIS LONG WAY TO COME FOR FISH! GOOD TO SEE YOU YOU WANT MONEY! by Frank V. Martinek THREW HIM FOR A LOSS ...YEAH! TOTAL LOSS! BUFFALO BILL— HE'S RIGHT OVER THERE... FIGHTING IT OUT WITH HORSE-FACE! STOP THEM, BUFFALO! STOP THEM! HORSEFACE: MEANS NOTHING TO ME! HE HARDLY EVEN LOOKED AT ME! by Leonard Samsome YES MAZI BE YHAHHOO BUT YOU KNOW, NORBERT, SHE JUST BROUGHT, SOMETHING TO MY MIND MIGHT I SAY, SIR, SHE CERTAINLY DID! THE BERRYS— I THINK IT HAT AMERICAN WOMEN ARE JUST AS GLAMOROUS AND FASHIONABLE AS EUROPEAN WOMEN, DON'T YOU PETER? DRESS, DEAR / AMERICA HAS THE BEST YESSED WOMEN IN THE WORLD! by Len Kleis SHUCKS! WHAT'S HERE TO DO IF HAVE TO STAY INDOORS? I CAN'T GO OUT CAUSE I MIGHT GET WET. WILLIE— GUESS WHO? MMMM...IT'S NOT RAMELA, SHE USES EAU DE ROSES! by Len Kleis SHUCKS! WHAT'S HERE TO DO IF HAVE TO STAY INDOORS? I CAN'T GO OUT CAUSE I MIGHT GET WET. by Lank Leonard THE WAY TRUTTING HE MUST THINK HE DID TO GET USE PARS! YEAH! GEE, CAN YOU IMAGINE THE SCORE HED HAVE RIGHT NOW—IF LOUIE WASN'T HIS CADDY? BZZ-ZZZ ZZZ-ZZZ ZZZ! NO, LODIE! THIS TIME I'M USIN' MY OWN JUDGMENT! I CAN DRIVE OVER THAT TRAP—EASY! by Oliver Passingham IT SOUNDS EXCITING HARRY! THE MOUNTAINS OF THE MOON ARE EXCITING ALL RIGHT—and MYSTERIOUS THE GOSPTHANS KNEW OF THEM BUT MODERN MAN HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN TO EXPLORE THEM. SO ROGER COULD BE ALIVE! by George Sixta WILLIE— WATTER GUESS WHO? MMMM... IT'S NOT PAMELA. SHE USES EAU DE ROSES! LITTLE MARY MIXUP— SON--MARY GAVE A NICE PARTY FOR YOU YOU MUST MAKE A PARTY CALL! BOMEDAY, MAMA----MAYBE RIGHT NOW! -YOU WASH UP AND MAKE A NICE CALL--TELL HER WHAT A FINE PARTY IT WAS--NOW GET STARTED! WOODY WOODPECKER— 916 ELM, DRIVER, AN HURRY! WE'RE LATE FOR A PARTY! OPEN THAT GLITCASE, WALLY! THIS IS A GOOD CHANCE TO GET INTO OUR COSTUME! SUPERMAN— MMM... I SHOULD JUDGE JUNior High School Should Be Right For Them, SUPERMAN! PERHAPS YOU'D BETTER TALK TO THEM FIRST MR. FRACK... THEY-ER--MIGHT BE A LITTLE MORE ADVANCED THAN THEY LOOK! by George Sixta SUPERMAN— MMM... I SHOULD JUDGE JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL NOULD BE RIGHT FOR THEM, SUPERMAN! PERHAPS YOU'D BETTER TALK TO THEM FIRST MR. FRACK... THEY--ER--MIGHT BE A LITTLE MORE ADVANCED THAN THEY LOOK! by Carl Ryman WE WILL NOT ACCEPT PAYMENT FOR ANY MEAL WHICH HAS NOT BEEN SATISFACTORY JOE PALOOKA— I SEEN IN DAN PARTNERS COLUMN WHERE VA BROKE OFF WIT' THAT BORGEOUS DOLL.... YEAH. I GOT SOME SENSE. DOLLS DON'T THROW ME NO MORE... ITS I, WHICH GIVE 'EM TH' BRUSH. SHE WAS SURE A EYEFUL....NOT I WOULDN'T GIVE FER A MOUSE LIKE THAT. by Fred Harman IT'S THE FROM ALAMOSA ERRS FROM GOOD TO GEE YOU, REDM'S RECON YOU WANT MONEY TO FINANCE CONS NOT THIS TIME, ROW WE WANT TO FISH! ME WANT MINE COOKED! THE SAINT— YOU HAVEN't CHANGED YOUR MIND SINCE LAST NIGHT, HAVE YOU --ABOUT BEING A GOOD CITIZEN? NO, SAINT, I ONLY WISH I KNEW WHAT JOE NEMO IS UP TO! ANAHEIM (Cal.) BULLETIN — by Fred Meagher STOP THEM! BUFFALO! STOP THEM! HORSE-FACE-MEANS NOTHING TO ME! HE HARDLY EVEN LOOKED AT ME! STOP T-THEM! HORSE-FACE MIGHT KILL MY TALL BEAR! WE NEED HIM MORE THAN EVER NOW...ME AND THE PAPOOSE! ?? PAPOOSE ?? ...WHAT PAPOOSE? by Carl Grubert DEAR AMERICA HAS BEYOND YESSED WOMEN IN THE WORLD! HOW WAS THAT AGAIN? I BAID...YES, DEAR, AMERICA HAS THE BEST DRESSED WOMEN IN THE WORLD! HM! by McEvoy and Strielbel IT'S NOT RAMELA, RSES EAU DE ROSES! I SMÉLL...AH...EAU DE LIVER AND ONIONS... IT'S MOM! by McEvoy and Striebel IT'S NOT RAMELA, RSES EAU DE ROSE! I SMELL...AH...EAU DE LIVER AND ONIONS... IT'S MOM! BY R. M. Brinkerhoff RIGHT. NOW! -YOU WASH UP AND MAKE A NICE CALL --TELL HER WHAT A FINE, PARTY IT WAS - NOW. GET STARTED! HERE-- GIVE HER THIS CANDY PAPA-BROUGHT HOME-- IT HASN'T BEEN OPENED. AW-W-WJIMINY, MAMA-- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY by Walter Lantz OPEN TH' GUTCASE, WALLY! THIS IS A GOOD CHANCE TO GET INTO OUR COSTUME! THIS IS TH' PLACE, DRIVER... STOP HERE! SCRECH! HOW MUCH DO WE OWB TAIL? by Wayne Boring YOU'D TALK TO T. MR. FRACK.. MIGHT BE A ORE ADVANCED HEY LOOK! I DONT KNOW IF I CAN TRUST THOSE KIDS YET! /'D BETTER STAND BY OUT HERE WHILE MR. FRACK INTERVIEWS THEM IN HIS PRIVATE OFFICE... WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM! A TORNADO HAS JUST STRUCK STATE PRISON -- COMPLETELY WRECKING IT! GREAT SCOTT! by Wayne Boring YOU'D TALK TO MR. FRACK... MIGHT BE A MORE ADVANCED HEY LOOK! I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN TRUST THOSE KIDS YET! I'D BETTER STAND BY OUT HERE WHILE MR. FRACK INTERVIEWS THEM IN HIS PRIVATE OFFICE! WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM! A TORNADO HAS JUST STRUCK STATE PRISON -- COMPLETELY WRECKING IT! GREAT SCOTT! SHE WAS SURE A EVERFUL... NOT I WOULDN'T GIVE FER A MOUSE LIKE THAT." YEAH? LISSEN TWOT FARRELL SEZ... "KNOBBY WALSH HAS BEEN GIVEN THE HEAVE-HO BY BEAUTIFUL DOOO WILSON, SHE TOLD THIS REPORTER LAST NITE..."* YEAH! THAT'S A LOTTA HOOEY... WAITLL I SEE THAT GUY... ILL... HA HA. HAW HAW. by Leslie Charteris MIGHT I ASK, MR.NEMO, WHAT THIS $2,000,000 WORTH OF JEWELS IS TO BE USED FOR? THEY'RE TO BE STOLEN, MR.DONALD -- IN THE PICTURE, OF COURSE! LEGUE, CINEMASTER JOHN SPRANGER