oc-plain-dealer 1924-11-28

PAGE FOUR Plain Dealer An Independent Newspaper issued Every Afternoon Except Sunday PAUL V. HESTER Editor and Publisher Subscription Rate—In N. Orange co., per year, $6; 8 months $4.75 Entered at the Postoffice of Anaheim, Calif., as second dawn matter DAILY GREETING TO OUR READERS Where no wood is, there the fire goeth out; so where there is no talebearer, the strife ceaseth.—Proverbs 26:20. SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE IS COMMON Do you read about the celebrations, frequently recorded, of golden wedding anniversaries? Do you note that occasionally even the sixtieth anniversary of a wedding is observed? And how many times the twenty-fifth or the fortyth anniversary of a wedding is made occasion for a family reunion and a neighborly jollification. The best way to refute the cynicisms frequently hurled at marriage as an institution—the frequent assertion that marriage is a failure—is to point to the numerous successes in matrimony. "Nothing succeeds like success", is an old aphorism. Then marriage must be rated as a success. Because so very many matrimonial alliances are happy, helpful and inspiring to both parties to the connubial contract. Marriage is not a failure. It is not falling. There are some influences at work which, in some measure, are prejudicial to the success of married life. But no institution on earth—no relation in life—but has handicaps or menaces, of one kind or another. The very fact that marriage survives all the forces and influences which are antagonistic to it, is sufficient attestation of the permanence and the success of the institution. Santa Claus is buying early and often. They who have health have fortune. One cut in taxation, actually made, is worth a hundred promises to cut. Duty should be regarded as a beauty, not as a horrible, detestable thing. Santa Claus is buying early and often. They who have health have fortune. One cut in taxation, actually made, is worth a hundred promises to cut. Duty should be regarded as a beauty, not as a horrible, detestable thing. Los Angeles is right in its element again, with a murder mystery on its hands. This Nation would not deserve the material blessings which Providence bestows if it were not a thankful Nation. There should be an outpouring of gratitude from the people on Thanksgiving. Good Gas Pressure For You WE MAINTAIN constant pressure on our gas mains at all times. If your service is inadequate for all appliances in your home— Remember— that a phone call to this office will bring prompt relief. This is a service to which you are entitled. It is our desire that you have this service, but your co-operation is essential in notifying us of any unsatisfactory conditions. Help us to help you. 388 B. CENTER ST. PHONE 164 PARAGRAPHS BY ROBERT QUILLEN Pietry alone may build a church, but it takes rivalry to erect the fine ones. At any rate, the ass that spoke in Bible times didn't say, "I told you so." And one can imagine that when Adam first heard Cain he thought it static. Women governors aren't new but these two will be first to draw the pay direct. A woman is getting old when she no longer denies having done most of the proposing. A class A bootleger is one who deplores the lawlessness of the lower classes. And some rich bachelors remain single just to enjoy having the ladies angle for them. Some philanthropists don't even let their right hands know where their left hands got it. His glands are functioning normally if at sixteen he begins to think dad an old fogy. Four ages of man; Bossed by mother, bossed by sister, bossed by wife, bossed by daughter. If everybody works in Heaven, as Doyle says, we shall insist upon being an efficiency expert. Nobody really hates gossips except those who provide them with exciting topics of conversation. Explanation: They had a male boarder and she thought her husband didn't understand her. 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Correct this sentence: "Go read the evening paper," urged the husband of ten years, "and let me do the dishes." No matter how few tools you have to work with an egg beater that sticks in turning, a can opener that slips or that is too dull to cut the tin, dull paring knife for peeling vegetables, a sauce pan that leaks just a tiny bit, that has no handle, or that is worn so thin that nearly everything burns in it means a loss of time and temper. It is not necessary to have a great assortment of kitchen equipment nor is it desirable for the woman who does her own work, but it is essential to have the necessary things to keep them in good condition. H. R. WILDMAN DENTIST Farmers & Merchants Bank Bdlg. Room 6 Office 352 Phone No. 946 THE PLAIN DEALER, ANAHEIM, CALIF. But There's A String Attached to It— "AMERICA'S MORAL INSTANCE IN WORLD AFFAIR IS TREMENDOUS." SAID MYRON T. HERRICK. "We little realize the tremendous strength of America's influence as a nation abroad. Europe's appreciation of course of helpfulness and cooperation." So declared Myrron Herrick, U.S. ambassador to France, in a recent address. "Although we have been misunderstood and frequently criticised by a multitude of critics," declared Mr. Herrick. "Yet I can say that now, particularly in view of our recent ties in assisting them in forming an economic plan, they are one trusting us and believing our high purpose." "The nation co-operating with this plan for the economic state of Europe, did not at first into it in an unanimous spirit, fact, the agreement between was reached with considerable position, and, finally, in a form of renunciation and sacrifice, fact that the plan was worked to mutual satisfaction,although undoubtedly many difficultities ahead, its adoption has new-born hope to the establishment of mutual confidence and better understanding between European nations." The ambassador said he believed it was due to American ing in the position as counsel friend, rather than a party to local and continental entailments of Europe," that it was sible for the United States to helpful in the European after problem. "The post-war conditions affected normal conditions that was seemingly impossible for people individually and collectively to work out their own situation," he said. "It was thisedition that brought Europe deadlock. It was thisdead that the Dawes plan broke. The country could not have effected intrudded its services upon RAGRAPHS ROBERT QUILLEN alone may build a but it takes rivalry to fine ones. rate, the ass that spoke times didn't say, "I so." one can imagine that lam first heard Cain he it static. governors aren't new, two will be first to pay direct. man is getting old when longer denies having done the proposing. A bootlegger is oneores the lawlessness of classes. some rich bachelors re-angle just to enjoy hav-dies angle for them. philanthropists don't their right hands know their left hands got it. lands are functioning if at sixteen he begins dad an old fogy. ages of man; Bossed by bossed by sister, bossed by daughter. body works in Heaven, says, we shall insist up an efficiency expert. really hates gossips who provide them ting topics of conversa-tion: They had a male and she thought her hus-n't understand her. It's too bad th' Prince o' Wales didn' git t' see this country in th' daytime, specially durin' October. Burly Sapp is invited t'a swell house party t'night, but he don't drink. Plain Dealer Classified Ads produce results. Try this medium. regain the joy of living Would you feel young and vigorous as a real man or woman should? Allgland To thousands who thought only a miracle could bring back the joy of living, this complete gland food has restored health and vigor. 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The non-starchy vegetables contain the smallest amount of food value of any foods which are used, and still they are specially valuable for the following reasons: 1. They contain the largest quantity of organic minerals, which are as necessary to the body as the foundation is to a house. They supply these minerals and vitamins to make up the nucleus of the nerve cells, and also furnish the solid part of other tissues, and the material for the building of bone. 2. They have an enjoyable flavor if cooked properly, and one can fill up well upon them on account of their furnishing so much bulk, without being under the necessity of taking a large amount of those "nourishing" foods which everyone is liable to use in excess. 3. They supply bulk material which can be used with the more concentrated foods, such as proteids and starches, and in this way they constitute a medium through which these foods can be more easily digested. 4. The bulk thus supplied will be the greatest aid in overcoming constipation, which is the mother of so many diseases. (To be continued.) THANKS GIVING The American people give thanks because: They have emerged from a national election with assurance of a continuance of prosperity, peace and prohibition enforcement. The Sixty-ninth Congress just elected surpasses its predecessors in the size of the majority to sustain and enforce Constitutional prohibition. The liquor outlaws are being driven from the seas. Faithful public officials and courts are better curbing the menace in the combination of the underworld bootlegger and the upperworld alcoholic addict. Faithless officials are generally despised and are being ousted. Most policemen and prohibition officers have proven themselves loyal. The honor roll of the Prohibition Unit numbers 35 killed on duty. The drunkard is the exception today where he was once a common sight.\nThere are fewer paupers proportionately today than ever in our history, as the Census Bureau states. The crime rate has so decreased that many jails are closed; others are sold and our penal population is below the average of license years. We have reduced alcoholic insanity by two-thirds. Today foreign-born with drinking backgrounds have an insanity rate five times the native-born ratio. Instead of crowding 275 drink cures as in license days, we have but small attendance at the 27 institutions still open. By lowering drink caused poverty. We have saved $74,000,000 yearly in our charity budget. Labor has had fewer strikes and has made more gains than when drink was a factor in industrial differences. We are breaking all records for home buying and home building. Realty experts credit this boom largely to prohibition. We are better clothed than when "rags and bottles" went together, as every junkman knew. Clothing makers say prohibition is the cause. The closing of orphanages and the crowding of schools register the new era for childhood since prohibition came. Men walk with God today staggered with the devil. The churches report a membership increase equal to a daily Pente-cost for the last statistical year. We have doubled the number of investors in the country since we quit buying beer and began buying bonds. We save thirty millions of the daily wage of millions. We monthly add a billion dollars to our insurance policies. Sober men can get insurance more easily and pay for it more surely than beer drinkers. We no longer need to die to win our insurance money. Some of our biggest companies pay more endowment policies than death claims since prohibition cut our death rate. The saving of human life since prohibition reduced the death rate is equivalent to a million lives. Our motor vehicles number 15,552,077. Henry Ford says that we can't have the saloon and the auto. Closed saloons make our roads safer for travel. We have enough cars to take the whole Men walk with God today who once staggered with the devil. The churches report a membership increase equal to a daily Pentecost for the last statistical year. We have doubled the number of investors in the country since we quit buying beer and began buying bonds. We save thirty millions of the daily wage of millions. We monthly add a billion dollars to our insurance policies. Sober men can get insurance more easily and pay for it more surely than beer drinkers. We no longer need to die to win our insurance money. Some of our biggest companies pay more endowment policies than death claims since prohibition cut our death rate. The saving of human life since prohibition reduced the death rate is equivalent to a million lives. Our motor vehicles number 15,552,077. Henry Ford says that we can't have the saloon and the auto. Closed saloons make our roads safer for travel. We have enough cars to take the whole nation riding at the same time. Seven million people find employment through the motor industry. The tippler who swears off becomes stronger, richer, happier, wiser and better. The nation had the same experience when it took the Eighteenth Amendment as a pledge. For this and the benefits that flowed from it we are thankful. WAYNE B. WHEELER. General Counsel Anti-Saloon League of America Legislative Superintendent Washington, D.C. HOLSUM Toast for Breakfast HOLSUM Toast for Breakfast HOLSUM toast certainly tastes fine before you go to work in the morning. It's the right start for every day—makes a healthy and appetizing breakfast. Nothing but the finest materials are used in HOLSUM. Every ingredient is pure, wholesome and healthful. Every one is full of genuine goodness and nourishment. Combined with the greatest skill, they produce a truly superior loaf of bread. Your grocer has HOLSUM for you today.