oc-plain-dealer 1924-06-24

EDITORIAL AND FEATURES An Independent Newspaper Issued Every Afternoon Except Sunday Paul V. Hester Editor and Publisher DAILY GREETING TO OUR READERS HONOR TO THOSE WHOSE WORDS OR DEEDS THUS HELP US IN OUR DAILY NEEDS, AND BY THEIR OVERFLOW RAISE US FROM WHAT IS LOW! —LONGFELLOW CITIZENSHIP GIVEN TO ALL INDIANS Every native-born Indian in this country is made a citizen of the United States by act of President Coolidge in signing the Indian Citizenship measure. About 125,000 Indians are given citizenship by this latest act of Congress. About 200,000 Indians already have been made citizens. This is merited recognition of the claims the American Indian has upon the paleface "powers that be." The Indian of today has yielded to the educational accommodations insisted upon by the white man. Many educated Indians have demonstrated their abilities and usefulness. They deserve citizenship. Furthermore, as a matter of sentiment, Indians should be enfranchised. They are the aborigines of this country—their forebears were. The white man wrested this continent from the Indian. While enmity between the two races was long and bitter, yet, in these latter days feeling between them has improved. The animosities of generations agone have passed. The Indian has passed to civilized state. He should be a citizen—a full-fledged American. Safeguard the gallant men who serve aboard American naval vessels. Make warships as safe as possible. RECKLESS DRIVING IS GROWING PERIL The problem of safety in traffic springs eternal. It is ever present and never settled. It constantly presents new angles. It becomes more aggravated as traffic becomes more congested. There are many things to be accomplished before traffic will be safer. But one of the most important things to be achieved is, to weed out reckless, incompetent drivers. Deprive them of license if they do not obey traffic laws. RECKLESS DRIVING IS GROWING PERIL The problem of safety in traffic springs eternal. It is ever present and never settled. It constantly presents new angles. It becomes more aggravated as traffic becomes more congested. There are many things to be accomplished before traffic will be safer. But one of the most important things to be achieved is, to weed out reckless, incompetent drivers. Deprive them of license, if they already are licensed. Refuse to license them, if they have not been licensed. This is vital to any scheme of betterment of protection in traffic. It is useless to attempt to safeguard driving, or protect pedestrians, if reckless, unfit persons are licensed to dash along streets, jeopardizing any and all who come within the radius of their daredevil escapades. There should be thoroughgoing reform as to issuance of driver's licenses. CHIROPRACTIC Sixth Year of Practice A NERVOUS CONDITION 222 East Center Street NERVOUS When your nerves are on edge your whole body is subjected to illness. A chiropractic examination will find the reason and remove it. Let us help you. "Yours for Health" Dr. B. F. Badgley "Yours for Health" Scientific Chiropractor Dietitian and Iriologist Phone 1128 CHIROPRACTIC PARAGRAPH By ROBERT QUILLEN A golfer's idea of "sex problems" is a mixed foursome. Blessed are the meek, for the shall inherit the dearth. Sixteen men on another man chest. Yo, ho, ho and a rush our street car. The prize comedian is the one who can elicit a smile from a trafic policeman. Annie might define taxes as The punishment for being industrious and thrifty. An amistle is a man who buys the engagement ring before getting the girl's consent. How time flies! By yesterday daughter asked for a ticket, and now there is no awe in her voice when she mentions fifty dollars. Probably the world's most ferous insects are those sick whose first name is "poli." The thing that puzzles us about a fashionable bathing beauty What's the water for? Yes, Aretha, the "final" appearance of a stage star might termed "much adieu about nothing." Probably it's carrying the thief a little too far when she asks his Give me the Sustained Quality Gasoline ASSOCIATED OIL COMPANY/ Pacific Electric Building, Los Angeles These dealers sell Associated Gasoline ANAHEIM— GILMORE & BARNES Five Point Service Station WM. SPERBER, JR. Cor. Helena and Center Sts. HARRY D. RILEY 151 South Los Angeles St. ANAHEIM VULC. WORKS his 156 S. Los Angeles St. E. M. PARWELL wept chestnut and S. Los Angeles public land and Angles and South Sts. ANAHEIM STORE Laughter these Causes in volume whi O. P. as vary." FULLERTON— MOON & COX So. Spadra Road PITT & WILKINSON E. Commonwealth C. E. SMITH 1 mile east of Buena Park J. E. WRIGHT Buena Park VALENCIA SERVICE STATION La Habra R. E. WILLIAMS Olinda G. B. STUBLEFIELD Brea Co., Distributors of Associated Products Young bachelor with money you burn has difficulty in avoiding match. Fable: Once upon a time they was a salesman who said, "I new knock my competitors," and then didn't. Magazines are careful to keep advertising out of their fiction. Too bad they can't keep fictitious out of the advertising. Husbands of movie actresses probably are like golfers at a municipal course. They have stand in line and register for starting time. The average man can end sickness, subway trains, vaudeville and other afflictions with commendable fortitude. But when it rains on his golf day—Correct this sentence: "Y dear," his wife said, "I want you to fire that homely stenog and a pretty one—one that will be ornament to the place and dr clients to your office." (Protected by Associated Editors Inc.) RES ot Sunday Publisher Plain Dealer THE SCENERY SHIFTER JOUNE GOT A MAKE UP LIKE THIS! IT IS NECESSARY TO HAVE MORE PROGRESSIVE SPIRIT IN ORDER TO NOMINATE A PROGRESSIVE CANDIDATE TO OFFSET THE "REACTIONARY" SPIRIT OF THE OPPOSITION PARTY. THE ADOO THE NEW STYLE OF PROGRESSIVE DEMOCRACY 1924 DINKER SHOW "Jerusha, did you cloves into this round man asked his darkey "No, suh; no, suh," sonage exclammed. "W cookin' cloves wif a rou "I don't know. But the man of the house steak over, and found clove buds imbedded in as if they had been d stuck there. "But they cloves and look like taste like the devil, so- "Oh, I remember n the cook, ready to con ham you stick cloves in, "Jack," said the teacher is a cape?" "A cape is a piece o tending into the water." "That's right. Now, fine a gulf." "A gulf is a piece of tending into the land." "Good. Harry," to a ser-looking little chap, tell me what is a mount "A mountain," respor ry, "is a piece of land into the air." Mrs. Boddington, who spending the day with dington, was preparing home. Harriet, who very troublesome all da the lady earnestly to sta ner. "Why, dearle," said tha"I had no idea you were of me!" "It isn't that, Mrs. ton," said Harriet with e candor; "but mother sa going to give me a good switching aa soon as THE NEW STYLE OF PROGRESSIVE PEMOCRACY 1924 ABE MARTIN Some people would rather stay at home and be the whole thing than take a vacation. There's lots of difference between being entitled to an office an' been qualified for it. TAGGART'S DEPENDABLE USED CARS '23 HEVROLET Coupe $550 POEMS THAT LIVE THE AMERICAN FLAG When freedom from her mountain height, Unfurled her standard to the air, She tore the azure robe of night, And set the stars of glory there; She mingled with its gorgeous dyes The milky baldric of the skies, And striped its pure, celestial white With streakings of the morning light; Then, from his mansion in the sun, She called her eagle bearer down, And gave into his mighty hand, The symbol of her chosen land. Majestic monarch of the cloud! Who rear'st aloft thy regal form, To hear the tempest-trumpings loud, And see the lightning-lances driven, When strive the warriors of the storm, And rolls the thunder-drum of heaven— Child of the sun! to thee 'tis given To guard the banner of the free, To hover in the sulphur smoke. And bid its blendings shine a far, Like rainbows on the cloud of war, Mrs. Boddington, who spending the day with dington, was preparing home. Harriet, who very troublesome all day, the lady earnestly to stner. "Why, dearie," said the "I had no idea you were of me!" "It isn't that, Mrs. ton," said Harriet with candor; "but mother said going to give me a good switching as soon as home." SUNSHINE PELLETT BY DR. W. F. THOU To go in debt Means destitution Then comes disease And dissolution It's funny how we're all a night out. When a speaker's talk diet loses weight. When the backyard's graveyard's empty. For healthy complex Mean rich, healthy life in the open Beats daubing on me. Well, anyway, some American Beauties are pu God. Troubled With Your Stone USE SMITH BROS. THE GUARANTEN TREATMENT If you want genuine relief from stomach disgrace to your druggist and bottle of M. A. C., the teed stomach treatment, spoonful after each meal efected, and see how qu gives results. The ve dose should convince you this medicine is exactly need to forever end sach, heartburn, nausea sive gas, bloating, indigene nervous dyspepsia. M. A. C. invigorates mach glands, promotes tion of gastric fluid and the entire digestive sys foul, irritating waste ma ergy, new interest in life headaches, dizziness, con or other symptoms of d digestion will vanish co when your stomach is res proper working order. TAGGART'S DEPENDABLE USED CARS '23 HEVROLET Coupe $550 Like new ... 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Orange co., per year, $3; 6 months, $1.75 Entered at the Postoffice at Anaheim, Calif., as second class matter DINNER STORIES "Jerusha, did you cook some cloves into this round steak," a man asked his darkey cook. "No, suh; no, suh," that personage exclaimed. "Why' I be cookin' cloves wif a round steak." "I don't know. But—" here the man of the house turned the steak over, and found a dozen clove buds imbedded in the meat as if they had been deliberately stuck there. "But they smell like cloves and look like cloves and taste like the devil, so—" "Oh, I remember now." eried the cook, ready to confess. "It's ham you stick cloves in, ain't it?" "Jack," said the teacher, "what is a cape?" "A cape is a piece of land extending into the water." "That's right. Now, John, define a gulf." "A gulf is a piece of water extending into the land." "Good. Harry," to a small, eager-looking little chap, "can you tell me what is a mountain?" "A mountain," responded Harry, "is a piece of land extending into the air." Mrs. Boddington, who had been spending the day with Mrs. Coddington, was preparing to go home. Harriet, who had been very troublesome all day, begged the lady earnestly to stay to dinner. "Why, dearle," said the woman, "I had no idea you were so fond of me!" "It isn't that, Mrs. Coddington," said Harriet with appalling candor; "but mother says she is going to give me a good, sound switching as soon as you go." Comments of the Press What Editors Are Saying "TOO HAPPY" TO LIVE—Sacramento Bee A needed lesson to millions of men and women appears in the suicide the other day in Quebec of a young man, who left a nota saying he was about to kill himself because he was "too happy"; that his parents were rich and he always had what he wanted, but he "had not found life good enough" to wish to retain it. Yet for every such suicide there are multitudes of others because of poverty, need to work for a living, failure to obtain happiness, or similar inducements. The truth is, as set forth by scores of philosophers through all the ages, and daily illustrated on every hand, that wealth rarely brings content, and that an idle life, devoted only to selfish indulgence, is but a poor sort of existence. The greatest satisfaction in life commonly spring from things that require striving of some sort. Useful occupation, study, research, or devotion to some good object or purpose, is essential to genuine enjoyment of existence. Had the Canadian who so foolishly killed himself been concerned with matters of science, benevolence, art, literature, or public service, he probably would have found life richly worth living. A general of Spain asks the newspapers of the country to "promote public interest" in the visit to Spain of the Italian king and queen. Fine to have a general for a press agent. There are but few murders in England, many in the United States. Yes, and the newspapers of England are of the non-sensational kind. Perhaps there's a connection. When a minister of the gospel goes wrong, that is considered sensational news in many newspaper offices. That is a great tribute to the cloth. Mrs. Boddington, who had been spending the day with Mrs. Coddington, was preparing to go home. Harriet, who had been very troublesome all day, begged the lady earnestly to stay to dinner. "Why, dearie," said the woman, "I had no idea you were so fond of me!" "It isn't that, Mrs. Coddington," said Harriet with appallingMANDor; "but mother says she is going to give me a good, sound switching as soon as you go home." SUNSHINE PELLETS BY DR. W. F. THOMSON To go in debt Means destitution; Then comes disease And dissolution. It's funny how we're all in after a night out. When a speaker's talk is on diet it loses weight. When the backyard's clean the graveyard's empty. For healthy complexions Mean rich, healthy blood; A life in the open Beats daubing on mud. Well, anyway, some of the American Beauties are painted by God. Troubled With Your Stomach? USE SMITH BROS. M. A. C., THE GUARANTEED TREATMENT If you want genuine, lasting relief from stomach distress, go to your druggist and obtain a bottle of M. A. C., the guaranteed stomach treatment. Take a spoonful after each meal, as directed, and see how quickly it gives results. The very first dose should convince you that this medicine is exactly what you need to forever end sour stomach, heartburn, nausea, excessive gas, bloating, indigestion, or nervous dyspepsia. M. A. C. invigorates the stomach glands, promotes the secretion of gastric fluid and cleanses the entire digestive system of soul, irritating waste matter. It ergy, new interest in life. Sick headaches, dizziness, constipation or other symptoms of disturbed digestion will vanish completely when your stomach is restored to proper working order. You spend 40 minutes a day arranging your hair—only 40 seconds required to beautify it. You continually think of your hair. You want it to be beautiful, alluring, radiant with lustre—and you can accomplish your desire within forty seconds by applying Brillox. This is a remarkable preparation that will give new lustre and beauty, no matter how dry or dull your hair may be. Just apply a few drops and you'll be amazed at the transformation. Brillox is more than a brilliantine. It is neither sticky nor gummy. It keeps the hair in place and will not discolor even the lightest shade. Go to the druggist or toilet counter and get a bottle, 20 cents enough to last for several weeks. Max Factox Co., Los Angeles BRILLOX Gives Brilliant Lustre to the Hair Instantly BRILLOX Gives Brilliant Lustre to the Hair Instantly This ad. placed by S. L. Scott, P. O. Box 582, Anaheim, for which the sum of $6.00 is to be paid. Ku Klux Klan Lecture IN CITY PARK Wednesday, 8 p. m., June 25th HEAR DR. PAUL HENRY PACKARD Noted Lecturer and Evangelist SUBJECT "America's Heritage" He comes direct from Kansas City Prof. Homer Kellems and wife from Texas will sing The Klan dominates Republican convention The Klan stands today with arms folded in New York City East, West, North, South, it's Ku Klux Klan COME EARLY TO GET A GOOD SEAT