oc-plain-dealer 1924-05-22

EDITORIAL AND FEATURES An Independent Newspaper Issued Every Afternoon Except Sunday Paul V. Hester Editor and Publisher DAILY GREETING TO OUR READERS The secret that doth make a flower a flower, So frames it that to bloom is to be sweet, And to receive, to give. No salt so sterile, and no living lot So poor, but it hath somewhat still to spare In household odors. —Sidney Dobell. HEROIC TRIUMPH OVER ARCTIC HORRORS American grit, energy and resourcefulness again has thwarted the terrors of the Arctic regions. Major Martin and Sergeant Harvey have written a new and inspiring story of triumph over grim, relentless elements. The world had its thrill as the news from the far north was flashed everywhere that the two daring aviators, given up as lost, are alive and unhurt. The tale of their misadventure and their terrible experiences before reaching a place of warmth and comfort, is more thrilling and more dramatic than fiction or drama afford. Brave men survive, in the face of perils, where cravens would perish. Sheer bravery, and hardihood, combined with use of brains, brought the two intrepid airmen back to communication with the civilized world. From present indications they will continue in the world flight. And just such spirit as they have shown amid the frozen wastes of the Northland will carry the expedition successfully around the world. This spirit among America's explorers and adventurers has won many a triumph for science and has added greatly to the sum total of human knowledge about the wilderness regions of the earth. Just a few weeks ago this momentous aerial enterprise started in Los Angeles county. May God grant that every man in it may be spared to complete the journey around the globe and come home safely to receive a welcome such as never will have been witnessed here! they will continue in the world flight. And just such spirit as they have shown amid the frozen wastes of the Northland will carry the expedition successfully around the world. This spirit among America's explorers and adventurers has won many a triumph for science and has added greatly to the sum total of human knowledge about the wilderness regions of the earth. Just a few weeks ago this momentous aerial enterprise started in Los Angeles county. May God grant that every man in it may be spared to complete the journey around the globe and come home safely to receive a welcome such as never will have been witnessed here! This is not to be a serene year in national politics. The path of diversification is the path of prosperity for the American farmer. Aviation is making wonderful strides. Feats are common now, in the air, which a few years ago, were deemed beyond the pale of the possible. I cure my patients in a drugless way, Use Chiropractic, not X-ray. 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WALKER, Agent ANAHEIM PHONE 217 PIGGLY WIGGLY All Over the World OPENING SATURDAY, MAY 24TH, 8 A.M. 144 West Center Street Anaheim TURES except Sunday and Publisher Plain Dealer KING CANUTE POINCARE FAILED TO STOP THE RISING TIDE PROTEST AGAINST HIGH POST OF LIVING HEAVY TRAINATION AND MILITARIST RADICAL STATE MODERATIO WHOS WILL IN THE DAY? JOSEPH CAILLE The recent coup of the Socialist in France has political comeback of Caillaux, former premier outcast, in the opinion students of French poli laux has been one of the radical party, of the years of his exile. He is recognized as and driving power behavioral element. He is a of Poincare and his faction. Caillaux's political career in 1898 when he was to the chamber of de Mamers, his home district following year he was a lister of finance under Rousseau. He held the post for and later, from 1906 held the same post under Clemenceau. In 1911 he became lister only to be overcharges, by the then Poincare because he rapproachment with G charges he avoided was many in the Agadia blames that for his downfall. In 1913 finance minister for time. Then came the Calm His wife shot Gaston editor of Figaro, who ing Caillaux in his trial she said she did her honor. Her prose she did it to prevent making public gra PARAGRAPHS By ROBERT QUILLLEN In the old days it was called a good time even if it made no work for the coroner. Some waves may be permanent, but a wave of patriotism isn't one of them. If divorces keep on multiplying, another dead sea will be the sea of matrimony. A new bridge is planned for New York, which will be the first over the Hudson south of Albany. You can't always tell. The smartest girls in school spend five seasons learning to swim. The dark horses are saying numerous things, but nothing that sounds like "Neigh." If it inspires a sentiment you delight in privately and scorn publicity, it is called "hokum." Women really are superior. No man could chatter cheerfully while kicking his wife's shins under the table. Those signs would seem more truthful if they should read: "Free camp here for detourists." "Who's Who" isn't essential unless you are in society or print a newspaper or serve on the grand jury. The burial ground of the great African elephant herds has never DINNER STORIES A New York theatrical company paid a visit to Sing Sing and gave a performance. One member of the company was just a little embarrassed by his visit. He struck up an acquaintance with a prisoner of literary tastes and there was a long discussion about books. When he left he promised to send the inmate a novel in which he had expressed great interest. "You know, he's sent that book back to me," the Actor told a friend several days later. "He wants my autograph." "What's the harm in that?" the friend asked. "Well, you see," he responded "he's serving his third term in Sing Sing for forgery." Here's an old one in an English setting: The-old gentleman in Picadilly Circus was slightly inebriated, and appeared to be scrutinizing the ground in the roadway very carefully. "Now, then," said the policeman, "you'll be getting run over. What's the matter?" "I've lost my watch and chain," stammered the old fellow. "Whereabouts did you lose it?" "In Bond street." "But why look for it here?" "Because—because there is more—more light here, of course." The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the poineare because he rapproachment with charges he avoided many in the Agadir blames that for his downfall. In 1913 he finance minister for time. Then came the Calm His wife shot Gaston editor of Figaro, who ing Calliaux in his par trial she said she did her honor. Her prose she did it to prevent making public graff against Calliaux. * Caillaux refused to up* for a vigorous prowl the war in 1914. He w of being friendly with Eventually he was baw charges his arrest and were actuated by poisons. THE RESOLVE Tell me not of a face Nor lip and cheek th Nor of the tresses of Nor of a rare seraphile That like an angel s Though if I were to choice I would have all th But if that thou wilt h And it must be a sh The only argument can Is that she will love The glories of your lace But metaphors of th And but kicking his wife's shins under the table. Each common object Roses out-red their cheeks Lillies their whiteness What fool is he th seeks And may the substan Then if thou'lt have less Let it be one that's Else I'm a servant to That's with Canary —Alexander WHERE RUNS THE Where runs the river? say Who hath not follow way By Alders green and s And blossoms blue? Where runs the river? wood Curve round to hem flood; It cannot straightly a Its path pursue. Yet this we know: Women really are superior. No man could chatter cheerfully while kicking his wife's shins under the table. Those signs would seem more truthful if they should read: "Free camp here for detourists." "Who's Who" isn't essential unless you are in society or print a newspaper or serve on the grand jury. The burial ground of the great African elephant herds has never been found. Crowds are funny. They like to see last year's players but they object to last year's peanuts. "Never give up," the framed go-getter motto that hangs above the executive's desk, probably refers to golf. Those who think the foot and mouth disease isn't universal never watched a village gossip on her rounds. Now that "bootlegger" has sneaked into the dictionary, you can find him almost everywhere except in jail. The nice thing about dictating letters is that you can use a lot of words you don't know how to spell. The Muscle Shoals lease should be made for a century, if at all, in order to give Congress ample time to investigate it. A hand held out may mean that somebody is going to turn or merely that somebody has helped the gentleman put his coat on. Chile is known to have several large deposits of arsenic but never has attempted to develop them. The common people of Europe should not follow Uncle Sam's example, however, and have nothing to do with Europe's affairs. The new bill will be hard on immigrants who must come in thru Canada or Mexico and travel so far to reach New York. "Correct this sentence:" I admiire him infinitely more," said she, "than I did when I married him." (Protected by Associated Editors, Inc.) "Now, then," said the policeman, "you'll be getting run over. What's the matter?" "I've lost my watch and chain," stammered the old fellow. "Whereabouts did you lose it?" "In Bond street." "But why look for it here?" "Because—because there is more—more light here, of course." The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper. With the top piece of bread carefully removed, the boy picked, out and ate a few small pieces of the chicken. The puzzled observer questioned the lad: "Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?" The answer was explicit: "Dasn't! Tain't mine." Stops Rheumatic Pains Quickly Don't suffer with Rheumatic pains, aching muscles every point in stiff, agonizing joints. Bubler Oil will bring your joint pain. Your own drugist will give you a written guarantee that this wonderful discovery of German chemistry will give you quick relief or your money back. 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Orange co., per year, $3; 6 months, $1.75 Entered at the Postoffice at Anaheim, Calif., as second class matter WHOS WHO IN THE DAYS NEWS JOSEPH CAILLAUX The recent coup of the radical Socialist in France heralds the political comeback of M. Joseph Caillaux, former premier and war outcast, in the opinion of many students of French politics. Caillaux has been one of the leaders of the radical party, even during the years of his exile. He is recognized as the brains and driving power behind the liberal element. He is a sworn foe of Poincare and his militaristic faction. Caillaux's political career began in 1898 when he was first elected to the chamber of deputies from Mamers, his home district. The following year he was named minister of finance under Waldeck Rousseau. He held the post for three years and later, from 1906 to 1909, held the same post under Georges Clemenceau. In 1911 he became prime minister only to be overthrown, he charges, by the then President Poincare because he favored a rapproachment with Germany. He charges he avoided war with Germany in the Agadir crisis and blames that for his subsequent downfall. In 1913 he became finance minister for the fourth time. Then came the Calmette affair. His wife shot Gaston Calmette, editor of Figaro, who was attacking Caillaux in his paper. At her trial she said she did it to save her honor. Her prosecutors said she did it to prevent Camette making public graft charges. STRENGTH OF THE FEMININE — S. F. Journal According to statistics long kept by the Metropolitan Life Insurance Company, three men committed suicide to every woman who indulges in self-destruction. What are we to infer from that? It might be easy to ask whether the majority of the men who kill themselves are married and build up some theory of the husband being nagged to death, to serve as a justification for confirmed bachelors, or an explanation of the existence of so many "old maids" on the idea that they are single because "Nobody asked me, sir, she said," the reason for not asking being a masculine fear of domestic infidelity. But our everyday observation leads us to discard that postulation as inaccurate. We might also build up a theory that the cares of business and the responsibilities of family support are so much more wearing upon the male mind than upon the female, that he naturally "goes west" voluntarily three times as often as she does, but that also is likely to be a bachelor theory. One who has observed thus a series of years the cares, anxieties and distractions of the mother of a large family, and the wife of a frettful, thoughtless or indifferent husband, has grave doubts about the preponderance of suicide incitations on the male side of the house. These two theories out of the way we are left nothing else but a comparison of the mental qualities of the two sexes as they have relation to this matter of self-destruction. Any physician will tell you that the average woman bears pain and suffering better than the average man. Any minister will tell you that woman bears up under blows that threaten the family better than the average man. Any judge of a court of domestic relations will tell you that it is generally the wife who provides the new hope, the new courage, the new determination to "carry on" when financial and other disaster overtakes the family. Alas for the stronger sex. He is stronger only in a physical sense, and in this athletic age is in danger of losing even that point of advantage. COMMUNITY CHEST IS POPULAR—Riverside Press Riverside is not going out into an uncharted sea in taking up the Community Chest plan of raising funds for the welfare organizations of the city. The plan is the outcome of the organization for the war drives when in united campaigns we raised funds for the Y.M.C.A., Salvation Army, Knights of Columbus and other welfare agencies that were serving the soldiers. The fine spirit if community harmony and enthusiasm that was then developed and the efficiency involved in a combined effort suggested that the idea Policare because he favored a rapproachment with Germany. He charges he avoided war with Germany in the Agadir crisis and blames that for his subsequent downfall. In 1913 he became finance minister for the fourth time. Then came the Calmette affair. His wife shot Gaston Calmette, editor of Figaro, who was attacking Callaux in his paper. At her trial she said she did it to save her honor. Her prosecutors said she did it to prevent Camette making public graft charges against Callaux. *Callaux refused to "whoop-it-up" for a vigorous prosecution of the war in 1914. He was accused of being friendly with the enemy. Eventually he was banished. He charges his arrest and banishment were actuated by political reasons. THE RESOLVE Tell me not of a face that's fair. Nor lip and cheek that's red. Nor of the tresses of her hair. Nor curls in order laid. Nor of a rare seraphic voice That like an angel sings; Though if I were to take my choice I would have all these things: But if that thou wilt have me love And it must be a she, The only argument can move Is that she will love me. The glories of your ladies be But metaphors of things, And but resemble what we see Each common object brings. Roses out-red their lips and cheeks Lilies their whiteness stain; What fool is he that shadows seeks And may the substance gain? Then if thou'lt have me love a lass. Let it be one that's kind: Else I'm a servant to the glass That's with Canary lined. —Alexander Browne. WHERE RUNS THE RIVER Where runs the river? Who can say Who hath not followed all the way By Alders green and sedges gray And blossoms blue? Where runs the river? Hill and wood Curve round to hem the eager flood; It cannot straightly as it would its path pursue. Yet this we know: O'er whatsoever COMMUNITY CHEST IS POPULAR—Riverside Press Riverside is not going out into an uncharted sea in taking up the Community Chest plan of raising funds for the welfare organizations of the city. The plan is the outcome of the organization for the war drives when in united campaigns we raised funds for the Y.M.C.A., Salvation Army, Knights of Columbus and other welfare agencies that were serving the soldiers. The fine spirit if community harmony and enthusiasm that was then developed and the efficiency involved in a combined effort suggested that the idea was worthy to be perpetuated and it has been in many cities. Cleveland claims the honor of being the originator of the Community Chest plan, but many other cities in the east have adopted the plan. In California the following cities have adopted the plan and in most instances have tested it with marked satisfaction and success: San Francisco, Los Angeles, Oakland, Sacramento, San Jose, Presno, Santa Barabara, San Bernardino, Pasadena, San Diego. The following cities and others have the matter under consideration and expect to adopt the plan next year: Santa Ana, Redlands and Pomona. In no case where the Community Chest plan has been tried has a city gone back to the old system of individual campaigns for all the agencies. Riverside is simply making use of the experience of other cities, many of them in our class; and conditions of community cooperation are such here that the movement ought to be a greater success than in most cities in California where it has been tried. The Citizens' Transfer & Storage Company of Tucson, Arizona, operates a fleet of eighten trucks in local and long distance hauling. Zerolene is used exclusively. ZEROLENE succeeds EASTERN and lubricates better With the passing of the superstition that there is something mysteriously "better" about eastern oils, just because they cost more, Zerolene sales have increased seven-fold in the last seven years. The following extract from a recent letter written us by the Citizens' Transfer & Storage Company of Tucson, Arizona, has some bearing on the reasons for this increase: "Previous to using your Zerolene oils we experienced considerable trouble with eastern oils, which were much higher in price, and we found not suited to our use. We have used Zerolene oils and greases for the past five years. Our equipment (18 trucks and 2 passenger cars) is operated continuously throughout the year and the maintenance has been confined to keeping it supplied with the necessary oil." Where runs the river? Who can say Who hath not followed all the way By Alders green and sedges gray And blossoms blue? Where runs the river? Hill and wood Curve round to hem the eager flood; It cannot straightly as it would Its path pursue. Yet this we know: O'er whatso plains Or rocks or waterfalls it strains, At last the vast the stream attains; And I, and you. —Francis William Bourdillon. It is no longer considered good surgery to "lance" superficial boils. Most surgeons prefer to assist nature by making local applications. REGULAR SPIRITUALIST SERVICES are being conducted Tuesdays 2:30 and 7:30 p.m.; Sundays 10 a.m., and 7:30 p.m. Lecture and messages. Ethel E. Purdy Meyers PASTOR 512 E. 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