oc-plain-dealer 1924-04-26

EDITORIAL AND FEATURES An Independent Newspaper Issued Every Afternoon Except Sunday Paul V. Hester Editor and Publisher DAILY GREETING TO OUR READERS THOU ART IN ALL THAT THOU HAST MADE, OH, LET ME SEE THEE THERE; DEAR LORD, BE THOU MY SUN, MY SHADE, MY SAVIOR, EVERYWHERE! —LUCY LARCOM NOMINATION PROBABLE FOR MR. COOLIDGE President Coolidge seems to be the first ballot choice of the Cleveland convention. There might be some slip between now and the time of assembling of the Republican national convention which might change the situation somewhat. But it is hardly conceivable, even with the traditional viscissitudes of politics, that anything could arise that would defeat Mr. Coolidge for the nomination. State after state, in preferential primaries, has endorsed Mr. Coolidge and pledged delegations to his support. His strength with the rank and file of his party is very pronounced. Mr. Coolidge is an interesting figure. As Governor of Massachusetts he demonstrated his courage. His taciturnity became proverbial, and even in the Presidency he is a man of few words. But he speaks trenchantly and fearlessly. His first message to the regular session of Congress was a bold deliverance, from the standpoint of politics. He assumed attitude on some questions that did not have tendency to win votes for him next November. Perhaps in the long run this show of courage will win more votes for him than it will lose, should he be the Republican nominee, as now seems to be assured. Mr. Coolidge, called to the Presidency suddenly by a lamental tragedy, has won the confidence of the people. He has met courageously and wisely the difficult and delicate situations which have presented themselves to him. In the midst of the unworking of the vials of scandal and calumny at Washington, Calvin Coolidge has towered with clean head, heart and hands, unscathed by the reckless scandal-monger. The one pretty attempt to link his name with the Teapot Dome scandal, failed ignominiously, as it should. show of courage will win more votes for him than it will lose, should he be the Republican nominee, as now seems to be assured. Mr. Coolidge, called to the Presidency suddenly by a lamental tragedy, has won the confidence of the people. He has met courageously and wisely the difficult and delicate situations which have presented themselves to him. In the midst of the uncoorking of the vials of scandal and calumny at Washington, Calvin Coolidge has towered with clean head, heart and hands, unscathed by the reckless scandal-monger. The one pretty attempt to link his name with the Teapot Dome scandal, failed ignominiously, as it should. Where there is honesty, good sense and energy, there is something doing that is worth while. There is no sadder tragedy in life than to be betrayed by those whom see here trusted implicitly. 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URES apt Sunday Publisher Plaintiff Dealer A SUDDEN CHANGE OF CLUBS U.S. IMMIGRATION GATEWAY IMMIGRATION DILI - PROVISION PARAGRAPH By ROBERT QUILL Adam's life wasn't flat he didn't hear any talk spring fabrics. If they talk about trees, that's impudence talk about their servant conversation. If all the known old were placed end to end would make 32,762 columns. In England a success stands for office; over counts his calories. Some of the fine pr buildings are made of some are made of aden. As a rule the explanation infant mortality rate is that the kids are not wa In the old days a girl her mother about m Now she waits a little consults a lawyer. The garage man is a g When he fixes one part charges for the other pay out of fix. Some women are unh some have frequent op to give medicine to bands. At any rate the men talks in Washington is c to say who has handled One reason why they were hardy was because to tough it out instead something for it. It is a futile process in half his time hard U.S.-JAP GENTLEMENS AGREEMENT ON INMIGRATION STOFFED CLUB ABE MARTIN DINNER STORIES A visitor to the lunatic asylum was approached by an inmate, who begged that his case be laid before a magistrate and his release obtained. The visitor promised to take the necessary steps immediately. "You will not forget?" said the lunatic. "Oh, no." "You are sure you will not forget?" "Certainly not." As the visitor turned to go he received a kick that laid him in a heap a few feet away. "That," said the lunatic, "is in case you should forget." The story is told that George IV, when Prince Regent, wagered Sheridan a hundred guineas that he would introduce the words "Baa, bas, black sheep," into the King's speech without causing comment. The words were used. Afterward, when Sheridan asked Canning whether he had noticed the interpolation, Canning replied: "Yes, but he was looking straight in your direction at the moment, so I deemed it merely a personal allusion and thought no more about it." They say that when Booth Tarkington was visiting Naples he was present at an eruption of Vesuvius. "You haven't anything like that in America, have you?" said an Italian friend with pride. "No, we haven’t." Tarkington is quoted; "but we've got Niagara Falls that would put the d——d thing out in five minutes." The stuff we took yesterday Is forgotten, I'm sure; But watch on the morrow For another new "cure." The only proper place for rough stuff is in the diet. REGULAR SPIRITUALIST SERVICES are being conducted Tuesdays 2:30 and 7:30 p.m.; Sundays 10 a.m., and 7:30 p.m. Lecture and messages. Ethel E. Purdy Meyers FASTOR 512 E. Center St.—Phone 1197 "Making Light of Christ and His Salvation" will be the subject of the sermon by DR. JAMES ALLEN GEISSINGER AT THE WHITE TEMPLE, 7:30 p.m. SUNDAY BROADWAY AND PHILADELPHIA STREETS ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA The sermon will be preceded by a Gospel Song Service 11 a.m.—A Gideon Service Mr. Frank B. Benson, speaker. MORNING MUSIC—Men's Chorus and Choir. EVENING MUSIC—Chorus Choir and Dr. H. H. Young. Miss Grace Curtis will play the Great Organ at both services. SATURDAY, APRIL TWENTY-SIXTH, 1924 Subscription Rate—In N. Orange co., per year, $3; 6 months, $1.75 Entered at the Postoffice at Anaheim, Calif., as second class matter PARAGRAPHS By ROBERT QUILLLEN Adam’s life wasn’t flawless, but he didn’t hear any talk about spring fabrics. If they talk about their mistresses, that’s impudence; if they talk about their servants, that’s conversation. If all the known oil districts were placed end to end, they would make 32,762 interesting columns. In England a successful man stands for office; over here he counts his calories. Some of the fine professional buildings are made of brick and some are made of adenoids. As a rule the explanation of the infant mortality rate is the fact that the kids are not wanted. In the old days a girl consulted her mother about matrimony. Now she waits a little while and consults a lawyer. The garage man is a gentleman. When he fixes one part, he never charges for the other part he gets out of fix. Some women are unhappy, and some have frequent opportunity to give medicine to their husbands. At any rate the money that talks in Washington is careful not to say who has handled it. One reason why the pioneers were hardy was because they had to tough it out instead of taking something for it. It is a futile process. Man puta on half his time hardening his paragraphes by Robert Quilllen Comments of the Press What Editors Are Saying ABLAHAM LINCOLN’S LINEAGE—New York Times The American story of Abraham Lincoln, according to Miss Ida M. Tarbell, whose book, just published, tells of a pilgrimage in the footsteps of the Lincolnls, begun in Hingham, Mass., in 1637 (only seventeen years after the landing of the Mayflower), when the first of the family line came to the Puritan colony of Boston Bay. This 17-year-old ancestor, who had come from Hingham, England, was the great-great-great-great grandfather of the boy Abraham, born out on the frontier of the New World in a log hut in Kentucky 110 years ago. In the seven generations that followed in this ancestral procession there were early ironmasters, large landholders, men of high official and social position and of sturdy reputation. The grandfather of Abraham Lincoln, after selling a 250-acre farm in Virginia (for £5000), pushed on westward with pioneer spirit and fell in that advance, shot by Indians. The orphaned boy who became the father of President Lincoln, made himself a place in the new country, acquired considerable land; became a good craftsman—cabinet maker—held various local offices was a church trustee and a “trusted and respected man.” He fell victim to disease and died as a “soldier in the front line who has been wounded or gassed or shocked beyond action.” He and such as he (of whom the living have known thousands upon thousands) were “part of the sacrifice” which the opening of the new continent demanded. To treat Abraham Lincoln, his antecedents and his neighbors as wanderers of the forest, vagrant, says Miss Tarbell, is to fail to understand the spirit of the pioneer. There is every reason to believe, says the same high authority, that the ancestors of the mother of Abraham Lincoln, also left an orphan on the frontier, followed a trail that “lies close beside that of the Lincolnns from the Atlantic Coast,” and ended in Nancy Hanks, a “vivacious, spirited, beautiful” young woman, skilled in handicraft, and all the household arts of her day. It was from an honest, brave lineage that kept abreast of the ever advancing frontier of freedom that the great protagonist of liberty came. Seven American generations of Lincolnss had weathered the hardships and perils of the pioneer and had seen the last of their number fall in seeming defeat. He had, however, like the spiral wings with which certain seeds are equipped, that they may Some women are unhappy, and some have frequent opportunity to give medicine to their husbands. At any rate the money that talks in Washington is careful not to say who has handled it. 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