oc-plain-dealer 1924-04-01

EDITORIAL AND FEATURES An Independent Newspaper Issued Every Afternoon Except Sunday Paul V. Hester Editor and Publisher DAILY GREETING TO OUR READERS We must cultivate Christian grace as we cultirate bodily strength and skill—by exercise; all the while remembering that without God's help and Spirit we can do nothing—working as if we could do all, and praying as if we could do nothing.—Anonymous. SOUTHWEST THRIVING IS INDICATED Income tax payments at Los Angeles, this year, far exceeded any previous year, as to number of persons paying tax and as to volume of taxes paid. The increase is so notable, that remarkable prosperity in this section is indicated thereby. And comes word from Phoenix, quoting Frank R. Stewart, collector of internal revenue for the Arizona district, that great prosperity is denoted by income tax returns from Arizona. "Payments came in much better than ever before," says Mr. Stewart. He says that he has heard no complaints; that checks have been written as a matter of course, instead of with a note of protest, as has been the case. The increase, in Arizona, was 40 per cent over the amount returned last year and there was an increase of several thousand in the number of returns. In the single section of Yuma the returns numbered 50 per cent more than last year. These evidences are very strong that prosperous conditions prevail throughout the Southwest. Other proofs are not lacking. The volume of thriving is quite satisfactory. There is strong indication that the prosperity now enjoyed here will continue throughout the year and indefinitely. The United States should lose no opportunity to lead the world nearer to permanent, just, universal peace. TOURISTS COMING THIS SUMMER Southern California remembers, with pleasure, the great inpouring of summer visitors last year. It was a new and TOURISTS COMING THIS SUMMER IN HOSTS Southern California remembers, with pleasure, the great inpouring of summer visitors last year. It was a new and very welcome experience for this section to have so many desirable persons flocking to this Southland in summer, to see the country, to spend vacations and to enjoy themselves. The history of last summer is to be repeated this summer, from present indications. Transcontinental railroads have so many reservations that confident prediction is made for a record-breaking volume of summer travel to California. This state is ready and eager for the "invasion." Let the summer visitors come. "The more the merrier. 'This section has advertised itself extensively in distant states and localities as having mild, delightful summer weather. Let thousands of visitors come and experience for themselves the charms of this section in summer. This popularity for California summers among sightseers, tourists and vacationists is destined to grow. The only reason why Southern California has not had extensive summer tourist travel is because the delights of summers here have not been exploited widely and systematically. This is being done now, not only by the All Year Club of Southern California, but by the transcontinental railroads. The government at Washington is what the people make it or permit it to be. It is a token of good citizenship to vote faithfully, intelligently, and consciously in each and every election. Uncle Sam is maintainng a favorable balance of trade, in commercial transactions with foreign nations. The margin in favor of this country is increasing steadily and this augurs well for the economic future of the United States. ALTHOUGH its high standard of design has resulted in much copying, the rarity of genuine Chippendale furniture has limited its possession to a scattered few. Not so with gasoline. "Red Crown," the standard of all motor fuels, is available everywhere. And every gallon PARAGRAPH Fable: He cracked a jelly wasn't naughty and the guffawed. Perhaps clothes make the after all. Few modern boys up to the jacket. "Feather your nest" is little song, but hardly suitable national anthem. Twelve miles is the life boottlegers, but for office sky is the limit. When married people lit for a change, the husband will be very small change. You can judge an American discovering whether he taxes, jitneys or subpoenaes. Man is losing his savings stincts or he wouldn't sit through an amateur performance. His opinion of censors largely on the number of cites he has under the age of 16. Let's not assume that the will triumph in the end u see what Firpo does on day. There never will be any dictator. The crowds for Jesus to get more bread and perhaps you can learn to scenarios in three lessons pictures we have seen so prove the theory. Mars will come unusually the earth this year, which that the cold up there has... much copying, the rarity of genuine Chippendale furniture has limited its possession to a scattered few. Not so with gasoline. "Red Crown," the standard of all motor fuels, is available everywhere. And every gallon has the same unvarying power and extra mileage! RED CROWN GASOLINE STANDARD QUALITY (ORD OIL COMPANY CALIFORNIA) A chorus Old Dobbin wasn't perfect it wasn't necessary to walk town to get something to fife with. It is only fair, however, to umpires that scandal has haunted the proletariat's stance. If he smiles while paying he may be a patriot; and he may be thinking how e is to fool grand juries. What's the matter with the partment of justice? Can't vert attention by chasing a gerous alien into a cellar place? Correct this sentence: "you, sir," bowed the waiter, picked up a five-cent tip. Member $200,000 Club Phone 1057W D. H. Van Meter Special Agent NEW YORK LIFE INSURANCE CO. The Best Service in the I Give You Box 371 Anaheim, TURES Except Sunday and Publisher PLAIN DEaler SPRING TRAINING UNDER DIFFICULTIES AW CAP IT'S TOO EARLY 7 START TRAININ' LEFT FIELD IS KNEE DEEP IN MUD AN TH BASE LINES UNDER WATER- TAKE YOUR PLACE IN LEFT FIELD AN QUIT YER SQUAWKIN' OR ILL FINE VA - WHEN VA TRAIN ON A MUDDY FIELD YER IN BETTER CONDITION FOR FAST WORK WHEN IT GETS DRY - HINT VA? CAP SAND LOT CHAMPS DINNER'S One of our Idaho missing this day thinking we were sending in this store South Idaho farm eligible daughters ried and removed Idaho. After a time the man was inform grandfather to twin other of his daughter removed to Three When the old man his Three Creek dad mother of triplets lean to superstitious daughter then advise engagement, telling tention to remove town, whereupon the remarked: "It's alliteration, only please keep Thousand Springs." There are actors to take the best of unto themselves, so Herald. One who reputation in this rite the comedienne now posite him so shorn ties to amuse the one night she was otering bitterly: "It's lucky he's not quist. He'd never my the answers." The cap'n and making Sally were at Everybody's. They ever they met, and opportunity of scoring other with fiendish took a turn at make entries in the log-mate, when making found in the cap'n the words: August 5, 1923—He stared at PARAGRAPHS Fable: He cracked a joke that isn't naughty and the audience laffawed. Perhaps clothes make the man, after all. Few modern books live to the jacket. "Feather your nest" is a catchy little song, but hardly suitable as national anthem. Twelve miles is the limit forottleggers, but for officials they is the limit. When married people live apart or change, the husband's share will be very small change. You can judge an American by discovering whether he dodges axes, jitneys or subpoenas. Man is losing his savage instincts or he wouldn't sit tamelyrough an amateur theatrical performance. His opinion of censors depends largely on the number of children has under the age of 16. Let's not assume that the right triumph in the end until we what Firpo does on Labor. There never will be an ideal stator. The crowds followed us to get more bread and fish. Perhaps you can learn to write maries in three lessons. Some features we have seen seem to love the theory. Mars will come unusually near earth this year, which shows it the cold up there hasn't af- ABE MARTIN LIVERY OF FEED Dan Cupid never waits fer th' finish. Practice makes carelessness. WHO'S WHO IN THE DAYS NEWS CARDINAL HAYES Archbishop Patrick Hayes of New York, who now is a cardinal of the Roman Catholic church, lost both his parents when only a child and was reared by a malden aunt. He was educated in Catholic schools in New York and was ordained to the priesthood in 1892. In 1903 he was appointed Chancellor of New York, the following year he was awarded D.D. degree. He served as president of Cathedral College from 1903 to 1914, when he became auxiliary bishop of New York. He became domestic prelate to the Pope in 1907 and became rector of St. Stephen's church, October, 1915. On November 24, 1917, he was appointed Catholic chaplain bishop for U.S. army and navy and was elevated to his present rank on March 10, 1919. REAR ADMIRAL HILARY P. JONES As president of the general board of the navy, which suggested the idea to President Coolidge, Rear Admiral Hilary P. Jones is named a member of the commission selected by the president to study the situation and outline a policy for conservation of oil for national defense and extension of the naval oil reserves of the U.S. The other members of the commission are Dr. George Otis Smith, director of the geological survey and R. G. Bush, bureau of mineorology of the state of California. SUNSHINE PELLETS BY DR. W. F. THOMSON Your elbow, for instance, Is a ticklish point; Your arm'll stay crooked When the break's in the joint. He lays and moans of broken bones, he hath the dengue fever. The city wouldn't come to the doctor, so the doctor went to the city. The difference between a night cap and an ice cap is usually about eight hours. It doesn't matter about your views For minor cut or scratch or bruise. The only thing that you should use Is iodine. It was Dad who brought the bacon home from college—but it takes his son to kick the rind. I'll state in connection With grippal infection, There's many a 'bug' on the floor; It depends altogether On the state of the weather—Behind your living-room door. As president of the general board of the navy, which suggested the idea to President Coolidge, Rear Admiral Hilary P. Jones is named a member of the commission selected by the president to study the situation and outline a policy for conservation of oil for national defense and extension of the naval oil reserves of the U.S. The other members of the commission are Dr. George Otis Smith, director of the geological survey and R. G. Bush, bureau of mineorology of the state of California. Jones has seen 39 years of service in the navy. He was born in Virginia, Nov. 14, 1863, and was graduated from the Naval Academy in 1884. He commanded the Scorpion, the Birmingham, the Tennessee, the Rhode Island and the Florida before reaching flag rank. During the world war he first commanded Squadron 1 of the patrol force, Atlantic fleet, then Division 4 and the Newport News division of the cruiser and transport force, Atlantic fleet. In 19199 he was named vice admiral of the Atlantic fleet, commanding the battleship force. In December, 1922, Admiral Jones was named supreme commander of the sea-fighting forces of the United States in peace and war time. NOTICE! To My Customers All laundry collected by me shall hereafter be taken to Fullerton instead of Santa Ana. Carl F. Oelke Anaheim Phone 129 TUESDAY, RIL FIRST, 1924 Subscription Rate—Intec., per year, $3; 6 months, $1.75 Entered at the Postoffheim, Calif., as second class matter DINNER STORIES One of our Idaho subscribers, missing this department and thinking we were out of material, sends in this story: A certain South Idaho farmer had three eligible daughters. The first married and removed to Twin Falls, Idaho. After a time the old gentleman was informed that he was grandfather to twins. Later another of his daughters married and removed to Three Creek, Idaho. When the old man learned that his Three Creek daughter was the mother of triplets he began to lean to supersition. His third daughter then advised him of her engagement, telling him of her intention to remove from the home town, whereupon the fond parent remarked: "It's all right, daughter, only please keep away from Thousand Springs." There are actors who are prone to take the best of every scene unto themselves, says New York Herald. One who has a naughty reputation in this respect has left the comedienne now playing opposite him so shorn of opportunities to amuse the audience that one night she was overheard muttering bitterly: "It's lucky he's not a ventriloquist. He'd never give the dummy the answers." The cap'n and mate of the Sailing Sally were at odds, reports Everybody's. They scowled whenever they met, and seized the opportunity of scoring off one another with fiendish glee. Each took a turn at making the day's entries in the log-book, and the mate, when making his entries, found in the cap'n's handwriting the words: August 5, 1923—Mate drunk. He stared at it wrathfully a moment. Then he looked up. Clients of the Press What Editors Are Saying BY INDEPENDENCE—San Francisco Journal An prone to make mistakes due to hasty conclusions and thinly true in political matters. It is said that Roosevelt regretted having given a pledge upon his first election event showed that the pledge was unwise, as election events showed that the pledge was unwise, as it was necessary, and had it not been given the course of America might have been different. Another occasion upon which its declaration has later created a great deal of unnecessity was when this country, after the Spanish-American War independence to the Philippine Islands just as soon as prepared to receive it. Theoretically that promise would practically it has only been a source of trouble, because these hopes and imprudent ambitions in the minds of a prince not prepared for the responsibilities of complete free. No senses would think it prudent to call together the imminent institution for the care of the irresponsible and tell them as soon as they thought themselves capable of managing it would be turned over to them. That ambition might being to hold in reserve as a possibility, but as a promise it only the source of trouble, because the proposed benefit could not be able to pass an impartial judgment upon the precedent to freedom, and they would entertain impossible fulfillment of which would not be for their best interest. President has announced the confidence of his administration Department of General Leonard Wood and has stated himself that the islands are not yet prepared for their expected life. When how it or not, the Filipinos are better off under American they would be under their own. They are a mass of children of nature, led by a relatively small class of persons who are ambitious for office and power. They have themselves to be capable of exercising the degree of effort with which they have already been entrusted, a early in financial matters they have gotten themselves less muddle. Uncle Sam has been a generous relative we offices they have not half appreciated. Their independence granted, would soon be lost. The cap'n and mate of the Sailing Sally were at odds, reports Everybody's. They scowled whenever they met, and seized the opportunity of scoring off one another with fiendish glee. Each took a turn at making the day's entries in the log-book, and the mate, when making his entries, found in the cap'n's handwriting the words: August 5, 1923—Mate drunk. He stared at it wrathfully a moment. Then he took up the pen and write: CROSS EYES CORRECTED THIS MUSCULAR DEFECT CORREOED AND STRAIN RELEIVED BY PROPERLY ADJUSTED GLASSES. DR W.R. BLAKELY OPTOMETRIST ANAHEIM CALL. Anou Entitled to Inoe Tax Refund? Tury on No. 3568 dated March 26th, issued by the Unattenteneral permits the filing of separate Income Retrator husband and wife. Community income dlin half and reported separately on each return is affects all combined Income Tax Returns filed be M919-1924 of net incomes amounting to $5,000 overended returns may now be filed, and refunds earned established to be applied against present future liabilities. We fulepared to assist tax payers in realizing the best of important ruling. We advise that amended re be red immediately so as to be available to againsine second installment of 1923 taxes which will be on 15th, 1924. Services at your command. CTO. LOLY AUDIT CO. 207-2EW SAM KRAEMER BLDG. QuestionnaireorMarried Men Issued by The Depent ofoo Saving Appliances GENERAL INFORMATION Every married man not specifically imputed his wife is subject to Form C and must file a complete return on this questionnaire. Every question must be carefully before being answered. Every married man should fill in and answer all questions making and careful comparison of conditions in his place of business and in his hog. The questionnaire must be sent to Department of Labor-Saving Household Appliances Anaheim Electric Co. In case of neglect to file the retrain recable time the department will grant an extension of time until the husband have been convinced of the error of his ways. The return shall be signed by the HI, acting ex-officio head of the household. MENTS Payments may be sent by mail or in son at the office of the Anaheim Electric Co. Arrangements may be con with tDepartment for payment in installations as deemed most satisfactory to arties. ALTIES Penalties for failure to properly stand files questionnaire will be determined by the aggrieved wife and their enforceft to halsecretion. It is understood that her authority in this respect is not to beoned. Issued By The Department of Labor-B Appliances QUESTIONNAIRE FO Payments may be sent by mail or in person at the office of the Anaheim Electric Co. Arrangements may be made with the Department for payment in installments as deemed most satisfactory to parties. ALTIES Penalties for failure to properly hand files questionnaire will be determined by the aggrieved wife and their enforced right to heiscretion. It is understood that her authority in this respect is not to be omitted. Issued By The Department of Labor-Business Appliances QUESTIONNAIRE FOR MARRIED MEN 1. Do you expect your wife to keep efficiently while using old fashion methods? 2. Do you want her to work harder necessary? 3. Would you buy for her something would save her time, work and reduce the bills for clothing and help? 4. Do you use a bootjack in your home? Why not? 5. Do you sing "Ta-Ra-Boom-De-Amore"? Why not? 6. Do you still ride to work on cars? Why not? 7. Do you write business letters in yellow fice with pen and ink? Why not? 8. If the above are antiquated and supported by something newer, then answer the following questions. 9. Why do you tolerate a washboard your home? 10. Do you know it is slow and fulful? 11. Do you know it is a torture it? 12. Did you ever stand and push from all day? or rub your knee on a washboard? 13. If answer is no, state why? 14. Are you ever hear of the Syracuse Washer Corporation? 15. Is you know they manufacture the by Vacuum Washer and Easy Ironer? 16. Is you know they are capitalized at the million dollars? 17. Is you suppose they grew to that size making something that was of no use? 18. Is you know that Anaheim Electric Co., as its products The Easy Washer and By Ironer in Anaheim and Orange City? 19. Is you know that the Anaheim Electric Co., after thoroughly examining all the bit machines on the market decided of these two as the best machines now? 20. Are you willing to be shown why they at best? 21. Do you know the easy Vacuum Washer is: (a)—Easy to use? (b)—Easy to keep clean? (c)—Easy on the clothes? (d)—Easy on the current? (e)—Easy to pay for out of the money it saves? 22. Do you know the Easy: (f)—Will wash clothes clean and quickly? (g)—Has gas burner to keep the water hot? (h)—Will not injure most delicate fabrics? 23. Does she swinging wringer? (e)—Is all copper and will not rust or rot out? (f)—Has larger capacity than other washers?