oc-plain-dealer 1924-02-27

DIRECTORIAL AND FEATURES An Independent Newspaper Issued Every Afternoon Except Sunday. Paul V. Hester Editor and Publisher HILLY GREETING TO OUR READERS enough; this covers all my want, And so I rest; For what I cannot, He can see, And in His care I sure shall be Forever blest. John Parker THWART AUTO THIEVES BY FEDERAL ACT National registration of automobiles to prevent thefts is vacated, from time to time. Sheriff Traeger of Los Angeles unty urges adoption of this method of thwarting the startling number of clever thieves. Loss of cars by thefts, in the state of California, amounts to many millions of dollars annually. Not only is this a deplorable thing, economically, but it reacts hurtfully upon the community as to the moral turpitude that accompanies the theft of cars. It is no uncommon thing for a series of bold robberies to be committed in a stolen car, culminating, in many cases, in the murder of some person or persons. The stolen car and the bloody crime go hand in hand, so to speak, in many instances. Stop the thefts, and much of the shocking crime which stigmatizes this state would be stopped. The vast majority of men in public life are honest and incorruptible. Indeed, the dishonest, corrupt men are in the minority. SCHOOLS VOTED GREAT SUMS TO IMPROVE California goes strongly on school betterments. Millions of dollars is voted annually in this state to build new schools, in many instances. Stop the thefts, and much of the shocking crime which stigmatizes this state would be stopped. The vast majority of men in public life are honest and incorruptible. Indeed, the dishonest, corrupt men are in the minority. SCHOOLS VOTED GREAT SUMS TO IMPROVE California goes strongly on school betterments. Millions of dollars is voted annually in this state to build new schools, to add to equipment, or to expand school playgrounds. Californians will vote for schools when they turn down proposed bond issues for any other form of improvement. They want the best in educational accommodations for their children. It is to the credit of California that its cities and towns adorn themselves with handsome, commodious school buildings. The architecture of school structures is striking. It is diverse, too. Spanish and Moorish types are found frequently. It is gratifying that the requirements of the several communities in the state are met so well in the matter of school buildings and facilities. Equally important is it that teachers be paid well, and that instructors of the best type be employed in the schools. This should not be neglected. It is essential to success of school work that the best possible talent be put into the schoolrooms to teach. Talented teachers should be paid well. Salaries of teachers should be commensurate with compensation in other vocations and professions. Honesty is the all-important thing in government. This country must not be half “wet” and half “dry.” California has reason to thank God for the quality of the men and women who pioneered this state. Detraction in politics should spell subtraction of votes from the party or candidate indulging in that kind of tactics. Traffic slaughters, through reckless driving. The number of preventable deaths in traffic is frightful. Political party platforms this year must be seasoned with sincerity if they are to command the confidence and support of the public. Grand Concert and Ball Given by Concordia Club OSCAR RASBACK, Director, assisted by TYROLIAN ZITHER CLUB OF LOS ANGELES Carle Baler, Director Thursday, Feb. 28th, 1924—8 P.M. At Concordia Hall—West Broadway Given by Concordia Club OSCAR RASBACK, Director, assisted by TYROLIAN ZITHER CLUB OF LOS ANGELES Carle Baler, Director Thursday, Feb. 28th, 1924—8 P. M. At Concordia Hall—West Broadway PROGRAM: 1. II Trovatore, Selection ... Verdi Concordia Orchestra Fred Schmidt, Director 2. (a) Jaegerwerben ... Wengert (b) Schatzeri klein ... Zant Concordia Club 3. (a) Tenbush Marsch ... H. Wormbacher (b) Traum der Sennerin ... Labitaky Tyroler Zither Klub 4. (a) O du mein holder Abendstern ... Wagner (b) O Isis and Osiris ... Mosart Charles Reoske 5. (a) Die Nacht ... Abt (b) Die Muehle im Tale ... Wesseler Concordia Club 6. Stara and Stripee, March ... Sousa Concordia Orchestra Fred Schmidt, Director 7. (a) Im Walde, Kenzertfantasie ... Spiegelberg (b) Im Rosenduft ... Prinz Gustav von Schweden (c) Gambrinus Marsch ... Kellner Tyroler Zither Klub 8. Schoeni Nacht, du Liebesnacht ... Offenbach-Spicker Concordia Club Orchestra DANCE Admission 50 a Person Children under 15 years 25 cents ANNOUNCEMENT! That we may better serve our Anaheim customers, Mrs. Ida L. Hartley of the Woman's Exchange, 234 East Center St. has taken over our agency. RING ANAHEIM 541 FULLERTON DYE WORKS "The Original Dollar Cleaners" Old Dobbin had his he didn't choke nine times were backing him out ble. If he knows just how great affairs, it's a saver he is a good whittler. It's fair enough houses injure the coals they help the doctor. Rheumatism is a fear It keeps an old man ling his foot on the acco An open mind would right if you could closely when an idea happen We might get along able-bodied seamen but let nothing except "bodied." And so we have class? Who are these watch the man put to the side pocket? A radio set is a flame amuse yourself with guests chatter about prohibition. In computing incom promoter should deduce sustained while on gang. That investigating in Germany will be unway. It won't need wash. The early statesmen self-reliant bunch. They be. There was no big borrow money from. The thought of spring but we can think of cept a slow bunt down base line. Correct this sentence me have it," said the lor; "I'm a great haies." TURES Except Sunday, and Publisher Plain Dealer DOES THE BAYING OF THE OIL HOUNDS PORTEND ANOTHER POLITICAL DEATH? DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE OFFICE OF ATTY. GEN. INVESTIGATION ABE MAR Th' thing t' do is with our friends, and enemies. Jake Bent tatin' farmer, an' 'll instead o' wheat this DINNER ST Joseph Jefferson u that during his long he was never asso anyone showing undu ex cept one individual ley, his property nian seasons. The man w in his way, and so M tolerated his disagree until one night in Ba PARAGRAPHS By ROBERT QUILLEN He sneers at the old wheezes who never had asthma. It's a rare conscience that wakes up before time for the post mortem. The Original Fall was occasioned by an apple. There was no oil at that time. Fable: Once there was a member of the literati who didn't yearn to run a newspaper. Friendship is progressive. First we offer Mexico our hand and then our arms. Well, it's better for woman to have authority everywhere than to have lips everywhere. Old Dobbin had his faults, but he didn't choke nine times as you were backing him out of the stable. If he knows just how to handle great affairs, it's a safe bet that he is a good whittler. It's fair enough. Nice tight houses injure the coal man, but they help the doctor. Rheumatism is a fearful thing. It keeps an old man from pressing his foot on the accelerator. An open mind would be all SUNSHINE PELLETS BY DR. W. F. THOMAS For the worst of all habits, We ever acquire. Is to pull down the windows And poke at the fire. When you lend a friend money you lose him and it. To cure a cold in a single night; turn on the gas, blow out the light. "Sweet are the uses of adversity" — poor folks ain't worried with bootleggers. "Don't punish your kidney," Said old, Uncle John; "For you surely will miss it. When the function is gone." When the window is high and the thermometer low, the doctor complains that his mare won't go. For we run for medication on the slightest provocation when it isn't medication that we need. 'A Laundry Service Which Is PERSONALLY and EXCLUSIVELY Yours THE NU-WAY System of Laundering NU-WAY SERVICE The purpose of the NU-WAY SYSTEM is to wash and iron FAMILY SAYLE, each washing being handled NU-WAY PRICES NU-WAY Individual Familyings are charged for by the minimum bundle of $1.50 5 pounds of flatwork and 5 pouches. Old Dobbin had his faults, but he didn't choke nine times as you were backing him out of the stable. If he knows just how to handle great affairs, it's a safe bet that he is a good whittler. It's fair enough. Nice tight houses injure the coal man, but they help the doctor. Rheumatism is a fearful thing. It keeps an old man from pressing his foot on the accelerator. An open mind would be all right if you could close it quickly when an idea happens in. We might get along with fewer able-bodied seamen, but let's delete nothing except the word "bodied." And so we have no leisure class? Who are these people who watch the man put the ball in the side pocket? A radio set is a fine thing to amuse yourself with while your guests chatter about fashions and prohibition. In computing income tax, the promoter should deduct the loss sustained while on the chain gang. That investigating commission in Germany will be unique in one way. It won't need any white-wash. The early statesmen were a self-reliant bunch. They had to be. There was no big business to borrow money from. The thought of spring thrills us, but we can think of nothing except a slow bunt down the first base line. Correct this sentence: "Aw, let me have it," said the old bachelor; "I'm a great hand with babies." FROG RAISING MUSHROOM GROWING Most Profitable Wardens. The Only Book in the world just published. Will sell upon receipt of 10. S. BECK & CO. 1319 Stainer St., S.F., Cal. 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We are pleased to announce that for the convenience of many patrons who do not wish to send their laundry the NU-WAY all time, we have installed additional equipment so that we can handle the old lines of service offered by other laundries: SEMI-FINISHED ROUGH-DRY DRY CLEAR FINISHED LIST WET WASH RUG CLEAR (P. S.—We sew on buttons.) P. P. S.—Our salesmen will be pleased to call and fplain our services). The Nu-Way Laundry E. A. WISHON, Local Mgr. 419 W. Center St. Phone 417 Anaheim WEDNESDAY, FEB. TWENTY-SEVENTH, 1924 Subscription Rate—In N. Orange co., per year, $3; 6 months, $1.75 Entered at the Postoffice at Anaheim, Calif., as second class matter. ABE MARTIN ON THE SPUR OF THE MOMENT WE HAVE TO BE SKEPTICAL It seems to be common supposition that the big business men of New York are the superiors of business out in the "provinces." After reading the New York papers with their stories of little boys being intrusted to carry hundreds of thousands of dollars through the streets, and their stories about big business men and their loves and love letters, we doubt it. Slang has oozed into the symphony orchestra, too. A friend of ours who plays a "tin whistle" in an orchestra supplies us with the following vocabulary: VIOLIN—Fiddle. Instruments of small value referred to as a Woolworth Strad. VIOLA—Fiddle's big brother. CELLO—Wooden saxophone. SAXOPHONE—Tin cello. DOUBLE-BASS—Dog house. PICCOLO—Tin whistle. FLUTE—Fife. CLARINET—Swine-ette. Sometimes the goosetone. FRENCH HORN—Twenty-four feet of pipe with a cramp. TRUMPET—Rag horn. TROMBONE—Slip horn. BASSOON—Fagot. TUBA—Oom-pah. THE.TYMPANI—Soup kettles. PERCUSSION SECTION—The kitchen. The English horn has no nickname, because it is neither English nor a horn. MORE 100 PER CENT AMERICANISMS (Submitted by A. R.) Anybody can be a newspaper reporter or movie scenario writer. You can't believe anything you read in the newspapers. The way to end gambling is for the police to raid all the gambling houses, burn equipment and send the owners of the gambling houses to jail. The inhabitants of South American countries are inferior people. Chinese are not civilized. They are all coolies or laundrymen. All college graduates are highly educated men. THE WOMAN OF IT Mme. Marguerite Fahmy, the Frenchwoman who murdered the DINNER STORIES Joseph Jefferson used to say that during his long stage career he was never associated with anyone showing undue familiarity except one individual named Bagley, his property man for several seasons. The man was valuable in his way, and so Mr. Jefferson tolerated his disagreeable manners until one night in Baltimore. The property man got very drunk in the afternoon, and in the evening paid his way into a gallery seat. Mr. Jefferson was playing "Rip Van Winkle." The angry Gretchen had just driven poor destitute Rip from the cottage, when Rip turned, and, with a world of pathos, asked: "Den I haf no interest in der house." The theater was deathly still, the audience half in tears, when Bagley's cracked voice was heard in response: "Only 80 per cent. Joe, old boy; only 80 per cent." "Mother," said George, as he presented an office chum who had come to spend Saturday afternoon with him, "this is my friend, Mr. Specknoodle." George's mother was rather deaf. "I'm sorry," she said, "but I didn't quite catch the name." "My friend, Mr. Specknoodle!" shouted George. "I'm sorry," said his mother, "but I can't hear distinctly." "Specknoodle!" George fairly bellowed. "I'm afraid it's no use," said the old lady, as she shook her head. "It sounds just like 'Specknoodle' to me." MORE 100 PER CENT AMERICANISMS (Submitted by A. R.) Anybody can be a newspaper reporter or movie scenario writer. You can't believe anything you read in the newspapers. The way to end gambling is for the police to raid all the gambling houses, burn equipment and send the owners of the gambling houses to jail. The inhabitants of South American countries are inferior people. Chinese are not civilized. They are all coolies or laundrymen. All college graduates are highly educated men. THE WOMAN OF IT Mme. Marguerite Fahmy, the Frenchwoman who murdered the Egyptian prince who was her husband and got a lot of sobs from palpitating readers of the scandal-monging sheets by her sobbing story of the humiliations a western woman must undergo when she marries an eastern man, is now engaged to marry a cousin of the man she killed. The winner of the Box peace plan prize, Dr. Levermore, won't tell what he did with the $50,000 award. It has been suggested in more than one quarter that maybe he invested in munitions factory stock. Income Tax Returns for 1923 ARE NOW DUE AND MUST BE FILED BEFORE MARCH 16 You are entitled to certain Exemptions and Deductions. 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