oc-plain-dealer 1923-02-21

DAILY GREETINGS TO OUR SIMPLIFY GOVERNMENT BY REORGANIZING It is not thy faith, but God's faithfulness thou must rely on. Casting thine eyes down to thyself, to behold the great distance between what thou desirest, and what thou deservest, is enough to make thee gladay, stagger, and reel unto despair. Ever, therefore, life up thine eyes unto the hills, whence cometh thy help. —Elizabeth Charles. The murderous criminal should not have ready access to deadly weapons. The overburdened taxpayer has no appetite for "pork barrel" appropriations. Prost no longer is king in the citrus belt. The lowly and homely smudge pot has dethroned the levy monarch. The Christian religion, in its purity, is founded upon devout works, not upon hypocritical words and works. When you see a good moving picture, praise it just as readily and as strongly as you would condemn a bad picture. Truthful, vivid advertising of California should be persisted in, to keep this state's charms and advantages before the world. Teach morality to the child at home and in school. This kind of influence keeps many a boy and girl from entering school of vice and of crime. Do you think, or do you just think that you thing? Analyze your thought processes, and determine whether or not you really think, or just go through. Reorganization of governmental departments at Washington is being considered concretely, upon instigation of President Harding. A joint committee of Congress has in hand formulation of plans for simplifying governmental functioning and making the work more effective. Some of the changes suggested are somewhat sweeping, not to say startling. For instance, proposed consolidation of the War and Navy Departments of National Defense, which would have to do not only with the army and navy, but National resources in general. It also is proposed to establish a Department of Education and Welfare, which would include four principal subdivisions: Education, health, social service and veterans' relief. The reorganization plan would provide also for shifting of several bureaus and minor consolidations, in the interests of efficiency and economy. Another important proposed change would alter the name of the Post-office Department to the Department of Communications, and this would contemplate development and extension of telephone and telegraph communications, including wireless, for the public benefit. Mr. Harding pledged this reorganization in his campaign for election. He has had experts at work for a long time to devise plans and to make recommendations as to the changes. There seemingly is merit in these proposals. Wherever there is a duplication of effort by departments and bureaus, reforms should be made. Whatever can be done to increase efficiency, promote simplicity and effect economies in government, should be done for the public benefit. The United States is a world power, but not a world-meddler. Truthful, vivid advertising of California should be persisted in, to keep this state's charms and advantages before the world. Teach morality to the child at home and in school. This kind of influence keeps many a boy and girl from entering school of vice and of crime. Do you think, or do you just think that you thing? Analyze your thot processes, and determine whether or not you really think, or just go through a dased mental process which passes for thought. California should declare relentless and unceasing war on crime, and bend all its legal powers, energies and resources to the suprission of the shocking deeds which shame this commonwealth. War might be outlawed on paper, and yet persist, if it were not outlawed in the hearts of people. There must be a change of heart among the millions of the civilized world if war is to become obsolete. In every grateful and gracious way possible, the gallant service men of the World War who fell in battle, or died of wounds or disease, should be memorized. And the survivors should be treated just as graciously and considerately as are the dead. The United States is a world power, but not a world-meddler. Amid the strendous activities of each day do not forget or neglect public spirit. Each and every man and woman should be public-spirited, not perfunctoryly and hot from a reluctant sense of duty, but cheerfully and zeestfully, as though it is a pleasing privilege to serve the community and to foster its well-being and progress. California climate is toasted throughout the civilized world, by the countless thousands of tourists who have been here, at one time and another. It is not Californians alone who laud this clime, but enthusiastic visitors who, with discriminating judgment, appreciate the excellence of the climate with which to behigh Providence perpetually endows this state. The encomiums which thus come to California are beyond price. They could not be purchased. Safety The danger of back-fire is entirely eliminated in the Triangle Water Heater (Automatic Gas) Our special Bunsen burner attends to that, besides insuring great economy in operation by reason of its complete combustion. Water Heater (Automatic Gas) Our special Burnsen burner attends to that, besides insuring great economy in operation by reason of its complete combustion of gas. It is the high efficiency of the Triangle burner and copper heating element that enables us to give such a broad guarantee of satisfaction with every Triangle water heater. Your plumber knows—ask him—or write Factory Representative, W. G CARTTER Monrovia, Phone Red 226 Day and Night Water Heater Co. Monrovia, California GOOD PRINTING ---plus prompt se 151 Plain De Abe Mallin TOWN IN REVIEW A girl was arrested in San Francisco for wearing boy's clothing. Humph. Did she steal 'em. Send for Everett True The Hicksville township peat-killing contest supper has been postponed until a later date, owing to lack of interest—Hicksville (O.) News-Tribune. There is grave danger, it is reported, that the police may step in and bring Clara Phillips back to the United States. Politicians are talking of another canal from Atlantic to Pacific. We hope it's from New York to San Francisco. That will hurt us and when we're broke the politicians will quit. Somebody should nominate Catherine Uribe for a job in the L. A. detective bureau. February will end with a rainstorm, says a weather expert. For those working out income tax reports, March will begin with a brainstorm. If rumors were facts, this country would be honey-combed with railroad extension. Day we got our overcoat paid for, spring styles came on the market. Last minute news: Terence McClaney breaks world's record by opening a can of sardines with a butcher knife in 4 minutes 16 seconds. NEW TODAY Fine Thrifty 10 ACHE VALENCIA ORANGE GROVE Including Beautiful PRIVATE SWIMMING POOL 160 Feet round, 2 to 5 feet deep. No waste water. Three diving boards regular play grounds—Park like—school and high school bus pass—the place. Crop estimate, $7,000—terms or trade. Inquire of Mrs. Frieda at Fruit Stand in Ruether's Market. BUICK 6 TOURING This is a 1922 in exceptionally good condition. An opportunity to buy this popular late model at the right price. HARRY D. RILEY STUDEBAKER DEALER Anaheim Orange Fullerton CERTIFIED STUDEBAKERS WE HAVE ON HAND ONE 1920 TOURING, ONE 1921 TOURING AND ALSO ONE 1922 TOURING. THE PRICE ON THESE CARS ARE RIGHT AND REMEMBER THEY CARRY A NEW CAR QUARANTEE. PARAGRAPHS (By Robert Quillen) America now has celebrated almost everything but Dry Week. Some of the nations get along in sweet accord, and others are allies. Another inning that America ought to produce at home is population. Germany's opposition to the Ruhr invasion appears to be a howling success. A traffic cop says a little fact will make speeders slow down. Doesn't he mean tack. There are no statues erected to men who thought it best to let well enough alone. Another nice thing about dining at a restaurant is that the wife does not look that way when you spill something on the table cloth. Almost any husband would make a perfect lover if he got Valentino's salary for doing it. Strange that the olive branch should be an emblem of peace. There is oil in the olive. At any rate, the man who uses a sandbag to get your money does not make you file a return. A klan critic says there is no true Americanism concealed under a hood. What about the jitney engine? Times change little, after all, and this generation merely has changed the patches from pants to inner tubes. Some men haven't spent a cent for repairs since they bought their cars in 1921, and some have better memories. On a country road the tourist has his ups and downs. In one place he bogs down and in another he mires up. Seizing the German mines will bring only a temporary advantage. The thing to do is to seize the German stork. And so more homes are illuminated at night under Prohibition. Well, well; at times we think more citizens are. IF rumors were facts, this country would be honey-combed with railroad extension. Day we got our overcoat paid for, spring styles cane on the market. Last minute news: Terence McClancey breaks world's record by opening a can of sardines with a butter knife in 4 minutes 10 seconds. Lovers Which is the better lover fat man or thin? A French newspaper puts the question to leading Parisian actresses. Madeleine Charlier prefers thin men. Marcelie Yrven de Mornand gives the wisest answer: "It is the soul alone that matters—physique has nothing to do with affection." Louisa is right. Love is psychic. That's why, for the homeliest woman in existence, there's some man who'll think she's the most beautiful. The French have advanced 25 miles into Germany, which is 128 miles further than Germany expected. We know now why the government sent the returned soldiers to Savannah instead of New York. Jackie Coogan was in N.Y., and nobody would have noticed the soldiers. We have always regarded Billy Sunday as being one of America's foremost leaders in thought and he has proven it. Billy was asked by a New York paper to name 10 books. WE HAVE ON HAND ONE 1920 TOURING, ONE 1921 TOURING AND ALSO ONE 1922 TOURING. THE PRICE ON THESE CAHNS ARE RIGHT AND REMEMBER THEY CARRY A NEW CAR GUARANTEE. HARRY D. RILEY STUDEBAKER DEALER Anaheim Orange Fullerton he would prefer if he were to be marooned for the rest of his life on a desert island. Here is the list he made. "The Bible, How to Construct a Radio Outfit, Encyclopedia Britannica, Alfa of the World, the Presbyterian Hymnal, Shakespeare, Who's Who in America, Arthur Brisbane's Editorialist, Wolfe's Outline of History, the Congressional Record." This is our list: Alleice in Wonderland, the National Railway Publication Co.'s Official Guide, the Boston Cook Book, the Orange co Telephone Directory, Reach's Baseball Guide, Hostetter's Almanue, the United States Official Postal Guide, Life and Speeches of Warren G. Harding and How to Build a Boat. 10 ACRES - $60,000 Six thousand dollars per acre may seem high to some people but after considering the income which is the real basis of value, it is one of the best buys in Orange County. This grove will show a remarkable record for a good many years back. A good crop goes with the sale which is the same as cash. If you want some thing really good and worth the money let us show you this fine grove. ORANGE COUNTY REALTY CO. 133 So. Los Angeles St. Anaheim FOR SALE 4 Acres in Full Bearing Valencias with water; soft is A-1; location is the very best, on Orange-thorpe avenue, on fine corner; I 2-4 miles from center of city. Just the place for service station. Large 7-room house; 2 sun porches and bath room; All for $22,000.00 On easy terms. On a country road the tourist has his ups and downs. In one place he bogs down and in another he mires up. Setting the German mines will bring only a temporary advantage. The thing to do is to seize the German stork. And so more homes are illuminated at night under Prohibition. Well, well; at times we think more citizens are. A beauty hint says face powder alds in keeping a husband loyal. The moderns, however, seem to prefer gunpowder. Correct this sentence: "Please do not make me play outdoors," said the little boy: "I'm afraid I'll get my clothes soiled." The annoying thing about people who get ahead in the world is that they hold the middle of the road and won't let you pass. JOYNER INSTANT RELIEF RHEUMATISM MEDICINE FOR CHRONIC CASES Heyin's Pharmacy Ask for list of JOYNER REMEDIES FOR SALE 4 Acres in Full Bearing Valencias with water; soft is A-1; location is the very best, on Orange-thorpe avenue, on fine corner; 1 3-4 miles from center of city. Just the place for service station. Large 7-room house, 2 sun porches and bath room: All for $22,000.00. On easy terms. PRICES INCLUDES CROP ON TREES R. S. Gregory 118 No. Spadra Fulerton Phone 275-R Must Sacrifice A $40,000, ten acre income property on boulevard, beautiful six room house, for only $25,-000.00. Improvements alone worth more than half of this figure. Owner has other interests. This property cannot justly be described by a few words—it must be seen to appreciate the true value of this immense sacrifice in price. Call at once and let us prove the truth of our statement. J. S. HOWARD Realtor 152 So. Los Angeles St. WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 1923 Subscription Rate—In No. Orange-ed. Per Yr. $8; Six Months $1.75 Entered at the Postoffice st Anaheim, Calif., as second class matter. PANTOMIME by J. H. Striebel SHADOWLAND NEW TODAY WANTED—$2500 first mortagage on good close in property, Mr. Ross. 133 S. Los Angeles St. Phone 477. FOR SALE—Coay 4-room house, 9 trees, garage, $2900. Good terms. Lot 52x155 Philadelphia St. $1675. Terms. Good investment in 1st-class duplex home. Fine listing in lots. BIGGLOW 105 Emily NEW TODAY WANTED—At once ranch foreman, salesmen and salesladies, with or without cars. WAITRESSES—Day and hour workers. Phone 444 ANAHEIM EMPLOYMENT AGENCY 243 West Center Street FOR SALE—Large east front lot, 6 full bearing walnut trees, $1400. Terms, Inquire 650 N. Olive. NEW TODAY WANTED—$2500 first mortgage on good close in property, Mr. Ross. 133 S. Los Angeles St. Phone 477. FOR SALE—Cozy 4-room house, 9 trees, garage, $2900. Good terms. Lot 52x155 Philadelphia St. $1675. Terms. Good investment in 1st-class duplex home. Fine listing in lots. BIGELOW 105 Emily FOR RENT—4 room house furnished. 124 N. Philadelphia. FOR SALE—Span of young mules with harness, L. W. Selwert, 2nd house east of Katella school. FOR RENT—10 room house suitable for renting rooms. Good location. Inquire Suite 4, 120 W. Center. FOR SALE—Rhôde Island Red Setting eggs, very fine stock, $1.50 and $2. Phone 225 R-1-2. FOR SALE—Good young work team. Harold F. Covey, 5 miles N. W. of Anaheim, on Dale avenue. Phone 181-J-3. FOR SALE—20 young laying hens. Call 906. FOR SALE—White Rose seed potatoes. Wm. Panler, H. 5, Box 60 or phone 375-M. FOR SALE—My stricly modern home at 119 N. Helena street near new city park. A 5-room house having many built-in features, hardwood floors, garage, wash house. On large lot with shrubbery and fruit trees. Terms. See owner, W. J. Sebastion—Sebastian Bros. FOR SALE—10 H. P. "L" type Fairbanks Morge Gas engine with accessories. Good condition, $75. J. A. Baker, phone 37-R-3. NEW TODAY WANTED—At once ranch foreman, salesmen and salesladies, with or without cars. WAITRESSES—Day and hour workers. Phone 444 ANAHEIM EMPLOYMENT AGENCY 243 West Center Street FOR SALE—Large east front lot, 6 full bearing walnut trees, $1400. Terms. Inquire 650 N. Olive. FOR SALE—Two rooms and garage, $2300. Terms. Inquire 650 N. Olive. WANTED—Young man to work in fire and service station. 223 N. Los Angeles St. FOR SALE—R. I. White setting eggs 75c per setting. 115 S., Thalla Street. 1921 FORD COUPE in excellent condition. Good rubber, and all kinds of accessories. See Mr. Hull, 151 S. Los Angeles St. Phone 550. GARDEN GROVE HATCHERY 1 mile west and 1-2 mile north of Garden Grove, has Keiseys Knality Baby Chix Every Wednesday and Thursday Chicks from closely culled and mated pens. F. C. White Leghorn hens a specialty. Ph. Garden Grove 110-W. FOR SALE—28 head of dairy cows from Utah, some fresh, balance all heavy springers. (Holstein and Jersey). All tuberculin tested by the government inspector. Dungan Callicotte Co., 1003 N. Lemon St. FOR RENT—Apartment at 113 Emily St. Stewart Apartments. WANTED—To rent piano. In family of adults. Phone 578 M. morning. I Build Quality Houses at Reasonable Prices I Build Quality Houses at Reasonable Prices A. C. DIBBLE General Contractor 243 West Center tSreet Phone 444-J 5 Room Houses—$2,000 and up SAY FOLKS, GET THIS: C. C. JULIAN'S New issues, wells 6, 7, 8, 9, reported half subscribed—All his previous issues now selling above par. Do You want yours at Par? See W. H. BELL at the HOTEL VALENCIA, NOW!