oc-plain-dealer 1922-12-14

DAILY GREETINGS TO OUR READERS And judge none lost; but wait and see, With hopeful pity, not disdain; The depth of the byss may be The measure of the height of pain, And love and glory that may raise This soul to God in after days! —Adelaide A. Procter. Give nothing but the truth in promotional advertising of California. Astoria is old in years, but it has the spirit of youth. It will rebuild. Above anything or everything else you give at Christmas, give good will. The nearest approach to heaven on earth is pure, happy, contented home life. A life of listless indolence is an unhappy life. The industrious are the happiest. The United States does not react favorably to the tigerish in European statesmanship. If you can keep a good resolution better by making it on the first of January, make it then. But—make it! There is much talk about a third political party. Can it be possible that politics is to have its "eternal triangle?" Clara Phillips has inaugurated the biggest guessing match the country has had in a long time—guessing her whereabouts. Allens who advocate violence in antagonism to American institutions and the American form of government should not be permitted to put employment gaining all over U.S. Another corroborating word of encouragement and inspiration anent economic conditions in this country comes from the United States. Employment Service. Increase in employment in the United States was greater in November than during any month since January. Employment gains were noted particularly in the iron and steel, metal, tobacco, textile and oil industries. "All manifestations point to a steady upward trend in employment," the report says. There has been and is an actual shortage in common labor. This has been relieved partially by the release of farm workers, but the shortage persists in many parts of the country. What a striking contrast this is to conditions which prevailed only a few months ago! The nation was startled then by lugubrious announcements that from 5,000,000 to 6,000,000 men were in involuntary idleness. And now reports come in terms of labor shortages—more jobs than there are men to fill them! BLIZZARDS AND COLD IN MIDDLE WEST An extensive area east of the Rocky Mountains is swept by blizzards and is experiencing extreme cold. Even far down into the south the low temperatures extended. It is formal notice from Boreas that the rigors of winter have begun for that region. Press reports indicate that ticket offices of transcontinental railroads are besieged with inquiries and requests for transportation to California. With the national elections over and with winter coming on, and with scarcity of coal in some places, the stream of tourists coming California-ward is expected to reach large proportions soon. Here is brought into prominence TOWN RIVER After hearing so hits we wish they Not so long ago an automobile courier fraternity. Now it automobile. The fellow who of Hollywood" is 11,241 who commits at liberty. One advantage hat is that no one A LITTLE LAST Let's Clara-ify th The latest prison Proves truly she As hammer. HIDDEN Daily you pass h faces. Behind the thinking of some constantly. What be able to read Would you want Sometimes in what is stewing visual head. As, classified ad in th of London Times: Daughters thanks gave or lent a son to 1918." With that "off probably more peril" Rival colonyumist declares there stores in biblical proof Job's utterance of my appointed life my change come." There is much talk about a third political party. Can it be possible that politics is to have its "eternal triangle?" Clara Phillips has inaugurated the biggest guessing match the country has had in a long time—guessing her whereabouts. Allens who advocate violence in antagonism to American institutions and the American form of government should not be permitted to put foot or to retain foot on American soil. Nature makes light of human dignities. The lightning may strike, the earthquake may crush, the flood may drown or the flames may sear the princely as well as the humble. Nature and its forces are no respecters of persons or man-made distinctions. Will H. Hays has announced a program for the re-moulding of the film colony at Hollywood which brings to mind the labors of Hercules. But Will Hays is a live-wire and is capable of accomplishing herculean things. His influence upon pictures is apparent and wholesome. All Baking Powders Look Alike—BUT Is your baking powder absolutely pure? Royal is. Is your baking powder absolutely wholesome? Royal is. Is your baking powder unwarying in strength under all conditions? Royal is. 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Whenever and wherever extreme wintry cold strikes a locality anywhere in North America, its people turn instinctively, in thought and longing, toward California. Something must be done to expedite the trial of causes in American courts, or the machinery of justice will become seriously crippled. There is need of simplification of procedure and elimination of all that hampers the processes of quick administering of justice. WISE AN The man works till night, at the o still see daylight. We invoke the Creator if we lose His assistance to port. When hope is its place but leaves new hope. A true optimist hopes conceal deBecause a ram no reason for a Blackguards on the cloak of the A boxer believes the nose is worth LINCOLN SERVICE Lincoln owners know that Lincoln cars in ordinary usage demand little attention other than the replenishment of gasoline, oil and water. That is because the service requirements of motor cars are in inverse ratio to the quality and character built into them by the manufacturers. Periodic inspection, proper lubrication and minor adjustments, when necessary, are essential to the proper and prolonged functioning of any piece of machinery. With quality as a prime factor, it is the secret of economical and dependable transportation. To insure the operation of Lincoln cars as a source of uninterrupted satisfaction and enjoyment, through the medium of adequate and convenient service facilities, it is the purpose of the Ford Motor Company that its entire dealer organization be equipped to render efficient and intelligent service to Lincoln owners. Thousands of Ford Dealers in the United States are being equipped with specially trained Lincoln men, competent to make minor adjustments and of providing for ordinary service requirements. Under this arrangement, a Lincoln owner, whether touring a continent or crossing his own city, may with confidence enter a Ford Dealer's place of business and be assured of prompt, courteous and intelligent treatment by an organization with a personal interest in his welfare. It is not intended, or necessary, that a Ford Dealers be equipped to do major repair work or overhauling on Lincoln cars. Adequate provision is made, however, whereby such work will be done in each territory, when necessary, by dealers who are especially equipped to render high grade service in keeping with the character of the product. We believe that the Lincoln will run farther and require less mechanical attention than any other car in the world. It is significant and a matter of utmost importance to prospective owners of quality cars that the incomparable world-wide facilities of the Ford Motor Company should make the ownership of a Lincoln even more desirable than ever before. LINCOLN MOTOR COMPANY Division of FORD MOTOR COMPANY Detroit, Michigan Sales and Service GEORGE DUNTON Phone 263 Anaheim TOWN IN REVIEW After hearing some of these song hits we wish they hadn’t. Not so long ago any fellow with an automobile could make a college fraternity. Now it has to be a good automobile. The fellow who wrote "The Sins of Hollywood" is under arrest. The 11,241 who committed them are still at liberty. One advantage in wearing a derby hat is that no one wants to steal it. A LITTLE LATE, BUT NIFTY Let's Clara-ify the atmosphere; The latest prison drammer. Proves truly she can saw as well As hammer. HIDDEN Daily you pass hundreds of strange faces. Behind those facial masks, thinking of some sort is going on constantly. What would you give to be able to read their thoughts? Would you want your own read? Sometimes in a flash you learn what is stewing inside one individual head. As, for instance, this classified ad in the "agony column" of London Times: "A mother of Daughters thanks every mother who gave or lent a son to England, 1914 to 1918." With that "off her chest," she's probably more peaceful mentally. Rival columist on Seattle Star declares there were department stores in biblical days and cities in proof Job's utterance: "All the days of my appointed life will I wait; till my change come." NEW YORK, Dec. 14.—Getting married is getting so commonplace that every once in a while some couple feel that in order to remember their anniversary date in after years, they have to emphasize it with special and unusual scenery for the wedding. Such a couple came to town the other day and upset the routine end traditions of the Woolworth building by carrying a clergyman with them to the observation gallery of the ower and saying there the solemn words. No one realized the importance of the little group until one of the guards heard the preacher say, "I pronounce you man and wife." It didn't take 60 seconds after that to surround them with a crowd. They escaped without even a reporter learning their names. "I allus pay cash unless it's somewhat I'm liable t' want altered an delivered promptly," said Mrs. Lafe Bud t'day. About th' worst calamity that kin overtake any family is a lot o' money. PARAGRAPHS (By Robert Quillen) Most hard-headed men have soft hands. It's an even break. The rich we have with us always, also. He laughs at scars who never tried to pass another car at a turn. Lady Susan Townley was such a picturesque figure in our midst a few years ago when her husband was at the English Embassy at Washington that her reminiscences, 'Indiscreations' of Lady Susan, is a book that New York is thoroughly enjoying. Lady Susan always was a striking figure at the opera or anywhere she appeared and of course her important connections opened any door to her up Fifth-ave way. Her chapter on America in the 'Indiscretions' of Lady Susan gives you a mighty entertaining view of what happens when the possessor of a title flits New Yorkwards. And what a varied career this brilliant Englishwoman has had! Not only in her homeland and in New York and Washington has she been a 'personage,' but you'll find in her PARAGRAPHS (By Robert Quillen) Most hard-headed men have soft hands. It's an even break. The rich we have with us always, also. He laughs at scars who never tried to pass another car at a turn. Knowledge is an accumulation of facts: wisdom an accumulation of sore spots. That European critic who accuses us of militarism hasn't met General Sawyer. Most of the people who boast of being familiar with the great are too darned familiar. After a few dismal failures, the bride decides that popular fiction and cook book have much in common. And old Methuselah might have been with us yet if somebody had thought to remove his tonsils. Holiday: The day on which a man does all the little odd jobs his wife has saved up for him. Tomorrow we make our last quarterly contribution to Mars. Venus will make her levy ten days later. The football fans are silent now, and the alcoholidays usher in the open season for highball fans. Correct this stance: "If you are a bad boy," said the mother, 'Santa Claus won't bring you a thing." Habit is hard to break. It was in the Near East that the second man in the world killed the third one. It is easy to love the fellow worker who is always cheerful, unless he whistles to prove its When any district is in a ferment, one naturally expects an uprising that will bring the scum to the top. The faithful are humble, and there never is vulgar display of wealth when the collection plate is passed. Unhappiness is not occasioned by the little you possess, but by the fact that the other fellow has more. It is easy to love the fellow worker who is always cheerful, unless he whistles to prove it. When any district is in a ferment, one naturally expects an uprising that will bring the scum to the top. The faithful are humble, and there never is vulgar display of wealth when the collection plate is passed. Unhappiness is not occasioned by the little you possess, but by the fact that the other fellow has more. Unhappy thought. When the nobility is abolished, society in democratic countries will have nobody to mimic. Charm is that indefinite something possessed by the girl who hasn't enough good looks to justify a compliment on that score. (Protected by Associated Editors) Read Plain Dealer Want Ads. Floors Laid, Scraped and Finished Machine Sanders A.B.RICE FLOOR CO. Local Mgr. R. J. Ohlund 610 E. Chartres Anaheim Phone 776-W Oil Worker's High Top $9.50 Moccassin Boots ..... 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So for the minute I thought I was in dear old Victoria Station. My train was not in, so I tarried a moment, and to my surprise, a corps of workmen proceeded before my very eyes to remove all the fixings and restore the shed to its cold austerity. And then I asked what it was all about. It is arranged each day for the departure of the Twentieth Century Limited, as a suitable beginning for that journey de luxe. Who aptly the traveler any longer? It Will Be A Merry Christmas for everyone in the family if Mother, Mother and All the Children ARE MEMBERS OF OUR Christmas Savings Club ARE MEMBERS OF OUR Christmas Savings Club New pennies, nickels, dimes or more deposited weekly by each member family insures one and all a very merry and bounteous Yuletide. Organizing our Club now and will be pleased to have you and all family become members. To join. The first deposit makes you a full-fledged member. No red tape, fees or fines or deductions. Other information you desire will be cheerfully given. We open now for enrollment. American Savings Bank First National Bank Building Anaheim, California 1923