oc-plain-dealer 1922-04-05

The Orange County Plain Dealer An Independent Newspaper, Issued Every Afternoon Except Sunday R. W. ERNEST, Manager PAUL V. HESTER, Editor Subscription rate—In No. Orange-co; Per yr. $2; six months $1.75 Entered at the Postoffice at Anaheim, Cal., as second-class matter DAILY GREETING TO READERS The channels worn By ever-flowing streams—arteries of earth, That, wirely branching, circulate its blood; Whose ever-throbbing pulses are the tides—Thomas Ward. Bigotry sometimes stabs a good cause to its vitals. Mother Eve didn't have to subscribe to the fashion journals. There are people who live in California, yet complain that they are not fortunate! The United States is for open diplomacy, flavored with common sense and common honesty. If classics musicians had their way, jazz would be carried out to slow music, and buried deeply. Theoretically, Roy Gardner may have escaped from Leavenworth prison. But he is there yet. As the dry season comes on, Californians should not forget about imperative need of flood connexion you have something to say Hunt some other country or people, with peace-promoting words. Bruce Perry Evans Cordray Imacy should be sufficiently leave no shadowy mysteries frustrating imagination to work Real patriot is just as patriSchaffer the fourth of April or of Bames, or any other month, as he McCoshe Fourth of July. Raym Kenrourage building. No danger overbuilding. More housing is PEACE AND GOOD WILL IN INDUSTRY NEEDED Labor and capital in too many instances are pursuing a course diametrically opposite to that which is wise and beneficial. They maintain toward each other the attitude of hand on sword. They will to war, where they should will to peace. They become careless of and indifferent toward the welfare of the public. When an industrial controversy arises each side bends all its energies to win its point, regardless of the effect the conflict would have upon the public. There should be no open, prolonged, bitter industrial wars. There would not be if all concerned were actuated by the right kind of spirit—and the whole essence of this spirit is embodied in the few words: "Whatsoever ye would that men should do unto you, do ye even so unto them." This is the whole law and gospel of industrial peace. It naturally leads to an attitude between employers and employed, of friendly co-operation when there are no disputes and of bona fide conciliation and give-and-take principles when there is a dispute. If the predominating spirit of the industrial realm were the essence of the Golden Rule—if co-operation and good will and mutual consideration for the rights and equities of others prevailed on both sides, there would be no strikes or lockouts, and the public would not be made to suffer because of these industrial strife. JOHN BURROUGHS TO BE MEMORIALIZED The farm where John Burroughs, the beloved naturalist, who passed into eternity one year ago, was born, is to be a perpetual memorial to him. One admiring, appreciative friend—Henry Ford—makes this possible. Mr. Ford was with Mr. Burroughs often in camping outings and an enduring attachment. HOW IT HAPPENED A philanthropic version by an East story of Eden. She other children on a public house in S version of the story. Eve ses: 'Adam,' ses Adam, 'I don't 'Garn!' ses Eve; 'g JOHN BURROUGHS TO BE MEMORIALIZED The farm where John Burroughs, the beloved naturalist, was born into eternity one year ago, was born, is to be a perpetual memorial to him. One admiring, appreciative friend—Henry Ford—makes this possible. Mr. Ford was with Mr. Burroughs often in camping outings and an enduring attachment grew up between them. The mountain farm, near Kingston, N.Y., where Mr. Burroughs, was born and where he spent a great part of his life, was purchased by Mr. Ford from Julian Burroughs, the naturalist's son, for $15,000, and Mr. Ford has established a fund to preserve the picturesque place as a permanent memorial. This is a praiseworthy thing. Men like John Burroughs so well known and so much beloved in Pasadena, are an inspirationary, life-sweetening force and influence in the world. They carry men's thoughts and aspirations above the groveling, sordid things which appertain to the strenuous life of today, and fix them upon higher things. It is a godsend to the busy, care-worn world to have a great apostle and prophet of Nature abide on earth for a long time. A figure like him leads multitudes back to benign mother Nature, to the sweetening and cheering and broadening of their philosophy of life. Henry Ford has done a generous deed of friendliness, and at the same time has created a shrine which each recurring year should be visited by multitudes of lovers of Nature. A dinner lubricates business, Lord Stowell. There is too much loose criticism and abuse, in this country of other countries and peoples. The rights and feelings of other lands and peoples should have due respect from even the most thoughtless Americans. It is lax talk and mischievous agitating that sow the seeds of international misunderstanding, distrust and unease. City Election April 10th, 1922 Godfrey J. Stock FOR Member of the Board of Trustees of the City of Anaheim Godfrey J. Stock FOR Member of the Board of Trustees of the City of Anaheim He Will Appreciate Your Vote and Your Support Vote For Chas. H. Mann For City Trustee Election Monday, April 10th Your Support Will Be Appreciated. OPTION Ten years a m aminer of optomet Advanced optic experience makes o USING the Ve scientific instrument DR. Hours, Except Sund 8 to 12—1 to 5:30 Town in Review Over in London the playwrights pall some weird stuff. This from the new play, "Cinderella": "I'll tell you the best way to kill a chicken. Get some corn, mix it with red pepper and lay it on a brick. The hen comes along to eat the corn and the pepper makes it sneeze until it bags its brains out against the brick. That's the stuff to give chickens." History reveals but one human being that never talked about his neighbors. His name was Robinson Crusoe. GOING BACK TO FIRST PRINCIPLES NOTICE—I have a car for sale or trade for a horse and buggy. Inquire 657 John st.—Ad in Coshocton, O., Times. Gabe Hackensack, the Los Plamitos inventor, always a friend to mankind, is working on a phonograph record that will put the baby to sleep. More power to you, Gabel. Dear Sir: What is the most serious operation that a human being can undergo? I was to settle a bet. Anxious. I am a doctor, but I imagine that the most serious of all operations is having your pay cut. You may think you are tired and are entitled to a rest, but just think how tired the old family automobile must be. Every man feels his Waterloo at last.—Wendell Phillips. Never try to kiss Lizzie, says the Arcadia Journal; "Bill Caldwell was kicked on the cheek bone the other day by a Ford." HOW IT HAPPENED A philanthropist has given this version by an East-End child of the story of Eden. She was sitting with other children on the curb outside a public house in Shoreditch, and her version of the story proceeded: "Eve sees: 'Adam, 'ave a bite?' 'No.' ses Adam, 'I don't want a bite!' 'Garn!' ses Eve; 'go on, 'ave a bite!' Comments of the Press What Editors Are Saying NO GHOSTS IN CALIFORNIA San Francisco Chronicle The Antigonish specter serves to remind us that ghosts are the rarest of rare birds in California. Whoever hears of a genuine haunted house out here, or where is the California community that has ever been seriously disturbed by ghostly visitors? If there ever have been any haunts in this neighborhood they have not been lively enough to impress themselves on the memory. The climate and the nature of the country do not seem to be favorable to ghosts. We must conclude that even in their graves Californiaians are happy. And in life the liberal mindedness and warmth of heart traditional from the beginnings of California create habits altogether at variance with the malignant turn of mind that brings back spirits to pester their old neighbors. Ghosts are sad, dreary and unfriendly beings. They don't go at all with a land of sunshine and flowers. They seem to know it and prefer to haunt gloomy places like New England coast, where they can race with the storm, scud and creak with the timbers of the ancient houses. Here in California everything is too young and bright and gay hearted for haunts. For all of which we are thankful. OCEAN'S ISOLATION GONE New York Tribune Time was when the tired business man welcomed an ocean voyage as a rest. Then came the Marconi system. Although undeniably useful, it was an inroad upon the ship's isolation. It made it possible to keep in touch with the office, and even brought the newspapers to mid-ocean. The sense of complete peace was disturbed, but fortunately the original inhibition against the true possibilities of the wireless made the traveler use it only in emergencies. But now the last signs of freedom are disappearing. The ocean, as Mr. Laskean says, is ruined. The Leviathan will have a wireless telephone in every stateroom and those who cross the ocean may keep in constant touch with their friends and business associates. There will be no more peace for the weary traveler. His office will tell callers to try "Leviathan 9553," and he will have to spend a greater portion of the time hanging onto the receiver when he is not hanging over the rail. It is not inconceivable 'hat seasickness may become a blessing in disguise. NEW YORK LETTER NEW YORK, April 5 — Evidently all a man has to do in regards to this here liquor-selling is to tell the truth and look doubtful about it and he can become a millionaire, easily and safely. A rather well-known downtown business man, who lives over in Newark, N. J., after working hours, went over to Canada the other day to buy enough Scotch and rye to keep him and his friends cheerful for many months. He left $10,000 cash with liquor dealers there, according to the story, and the stuff was to be shipped him in a carload of hay. A few days later on interesting theatrical benefits of many years, on Sunday night, April 9, who na special performance of Balieff's famous Bat Theatre Co., from Moscow will be given at the 49th-st Theatre to raise funds to send food to the starvingtheatrical artists of Russia. The benefit, arranged with Nikita Balleli by a committee of theatrical managers, of whom Morris Gest is chairman, will have famous stage stars acting as attaches of the theatre. Ed Wynn will be chief porter and carriage man; Al Johnson chief driver. THE ORANGE COUNTY PLAIN DEALER, ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA Never try to kiss Lizzie, says the Arcadia Journal; "Bill Caldwell was kicked on the cheek bone the other day by a Ford." HOW IT HAPPENED A philanthropist has given this version by an East-End child of the story of Eden. She was sitting with other children on the curb outside a public house in Shoreditch, and her version of the story proceeded: "Eve ses: 'Adam, ave a bite?' No. ses Adam, I don't want a bite! Garn!' ses Eve; 'go on,ave a bite!' I don't want a bite.' ses Adam." The child repeated this dialogue, her voice rising to a shrill shriek. "An' then Adam took a bite," she finished up. "An' the flamin' angel come along with 'is sword, an' oces to 'em both; 'Nah, then—ahside!'" —Evening News, London. Dear Town in Review: After looking at some of the pictures on the sport pages I have reached the conclusion that it is not necessary for a girl to have a pretty face to be a good swimmer. —F. D. R. ANOTHER USE FOR TH, LIL' OLD FLIVVER Charles Walker has a well on his place that needed cleaning out. One day last week they undertook to pump and bail the water out by hand, but the water came in nearly as fast as they could pump it out. Saturday Tom Walker borrowed a pump jack and hitched a belt onto the back wheel of his Ford car. In about an hour eight or 10 feet of water was pumped out and the well was cleaned by George Harmon, an expert in his line. The question arises. Is there anything you cannot do with a Ford? —Holton Record. Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits them all. —Holmes. GOOD WILL Dr. and Mrs. C. F. Richmond were away last Friday. While they were gone their home was entered. The guilty parties left lords of pantry stores and other evidences of good will. It seems to have been the work of a Presbyterian donation party. —Kansas paper. Allow me to nominate as a candidate for the Place of Perpetual Rest the bird who starts his car in the residence district in the middle of the night with a roar that can be heard for blocks. A Gallup of Santa Ana, never rode a horse in his life. L'ENVOI TO AESOP The hair and the tortoise have finished their race. And rest above Lillian's lily-fair face; No more apart the twain shall roam. The mareel hare and the tortoise-shell comb! —Cartoons Magazine. NEW YORK, April 5 — Evidently all-a man has to do in regards to this here liquor-selling is to tell the truth and look doubtful about it and he can become a millionaire, easily and safely. A rather well-known downtown business man, who lives over in Newark, N. J., after working hours, went over to Canada the other day to buy enough Scotch and rye to keep him and his friends cheerful for many months. He left $10,000 in cash with liquor dealers there, according to the story, and the stuff was to be shipped him in a carload of hay. A few days later, he received a telegram notifying him his "cargo" would reach Newark. The bill of lading called for one carload of hay. He engaged a truck, located his car—and inside he found one bale of hay and that was ALL! The Fine Arts Federation is taking up the cudgels for Frederick MacMinnies's statue of Civic Virtue, about which so much agitation is rising around the city hall. Robert I. Aitken, president of the National Sculpture, one organization of the Fine Arts Federation, has asked that a meeting of it be called in order that some action may be taken. The controversy involves a question much bigger, whether or not some women and Mayor Hylan like the looks of the young man and the mermaid sirens under his feet. Objection has been made on the ground that anything seemed to scorn mermaids was indirectly scoring their whole sex and women voters ought to protest. Mr. Aitken, other artists of the city, and large numbers of women who haven't seen fit to take part in the dispute, argue that even the most literal-minded passerby knows enough of symbolism to recognize the spirit of the statue and not accept it as a reflection on his sister and mother. "This situation has something bigger and more menacing than the fate of a single work of art, great though tha tmay be," said Mr. Aitken. "It is the question whether when we have created an Art Commission and given it power, we shall let that powe renullified. Progress in the field of art would be crippled by the establishment of such a precedent. The New York Art Commission passed on this statue both in the sketch and in the final form and approved ti. That decision ought to be upheld by the citizens." No question has been raised over the artistic merit of the statue. That is admitted unqualifiedly, even by its opponents. There are just two cures for the present jazz spirit, according to Laurette Taylor; religion or a job. Give the flapper either one and she will cast aside her insistence upon dancing and frivoling, joy-riding and rouging, all the hours of the day. And Miss Taylor believes that the situation has grown sufficiently serious so that attention ought to be given immediately to seeing that every flapper DOES get one—or both these stabilizers. "Girls expect an actress interesting theatrical benefits of many years, on Sunday night, April 9, who na special performance of Balleff's famous Bat Theatre Co., from Moscow will be given at the 49th-st Theatre to raise funds to send food to the starvingtheatrical artists of Russia. The benefit, arranged with Nikita Balieff by a committee of theatrical managers, of whom Morris Gest is chairman, will have famous stage stars acting as attaches of the theatre. Ed Wynn will be chief porter and carriage man; Al Jolson, chief door keeper and ticket taker; Sam Bernard will preside in the coat room; Lenore Ulric, Laurette Taylor, and Doris Koene will be chief ushers; Lillian and Dorothy Gish will give out programs; and Leon Errol and Walter Catlett, act as water boys. Mrs. Harold J. Vogler, of this city, was voted the best-dressed woman aboard the incoming liner Orbita the other day. 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I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided, and that is the lamp of experience. I know no way of judging the future but by the past. —Patrick Henry. WHAT MARRIED MEN ALL KNOW When a man's wife asks him a question in a voice that revels off on a high key he knows that she knows the answer without his replying. —Mexico. Mo., Ledger. A girl who marries a widower, asserts Sam Hill, misses all the excitement of breaking him in. In 1921, bank clearings in New York City totalled $252,388,249,466. OPTOMETRIST Glasses Fitted Ten years a member of the North Dakota state board of examiners of optometry. Advanced optical knowledge together with twenty-three years' experience makes our name stand for SERVICE. USING the Vertex Lenses for testing together with the most scientific instruments on the market. DR. WALTER R. BLAKELY OPTOMETRIST Office Over S. Q. R. Store Hours, Except Sunday Special Appointment 8 to 12—1 to 5:30 By Request There are just two cures for the present jazz spirit, according to Laurette Taylor; religion or a job. Give the flapper either one and she will cast aside her insistence upon dancing and frivoling, joy-riding and rougling, all the hours of the day. And Miss Taylor believes that the situation has grown sufficiently serious so that attention ought to be given immediately to seeing that every flapper DOES get one—or both these stabilizers. "Girls expect an actress to approve of frivolity," she said. "They become quite disturbed when I begin preaching to them. But they usually come around to admitting the force of what I say." Stage stars of America will unite with the Russian "Chauve-Souris" in what promises to be one of the most Ask For Horlick's The Original Malted Milk Safe Milk For Infants & Invalids NO COOKING The "Food-Drink" for All Ages. Quick Lunch at Home, Office, and Fountains. Ask for HORlick'S Avoid Imitations & Substitutes TRANSPLANTATION OF EYES LATEST WONDER OF SURGERY LONDON, April 3. The successful transplantation of eyes by Dr. Koppanyi, a young Hungarian student, is the latest wonder in surgery, and the genuineness of the operation is vouched for by Dr. Ronald Macfee, well known London author and physician, who has just returned from a visit to the Institute in Vienna, where Koppanyi performed his wonderful eye-grafting experiments. "Under an anaesthetic, Koppanyi painlessly removed the eys of a rat, put into the empty sockets eyes from another rat and demonstrated that the transplanted eyes thrived, and grew, and became useful organs of vision," said Dr. Macfee. "The transplanted eyes were bright and beady, except that one was somewhat protuberant, both looked absolutely normal. The pupils of the eyes, moreover, contracted to light, showing that they were functionally sound, and the rat itself was perky and active, jumped from my hand into its cage, and behaved generally as if it had perfect sight. "The operation performed by Koppanyi was as simple as possible. He merely put the new eyeball into the new socket, and prevented it from falling out by stitching the eyelids together. In a day or two the nerve joined, and soon the rate acquired the sense of sight. "Transplantation of eyes had previously been carried out in fishes and amphibians; and this operation of Koppanyi's was the first instance of transplantation of eyes in a warm-blooded animal, and was not only very extraordinary in itself, but at once suggested the possibility of a similar transplantation of human eyes. "Yet, though in view of Koppanyi's operation there would seem to be some hope of grafting even human eyes, we must not be too sanguine. For, in the first place, human beings have not got the healing and reconstructive faculty of the lower animals; and, in the second place, human beings have peculiar chemical idiosyncrasies, so that unless giver and receiver are near blood relations, an organ transplanted from one man centers of the brain, and a man who sees an object or a world not only sees it but recognizes its full intellectual significance. "A transplanted eye would probably be little better than a rat's eye, for though it might see objects and words, it would not recognize their meanings. Still, even a rate can see color and light and the outline of solid objects, and a blind man would be glad to obtain even such limited vision, and many well se a gleam of hope in Koppanyi's wonderful operation." WISE AND WITTY SAYINGS IN BRIEF Autoists going to church are not often pinched for speeding. While a dozen average men are discussing a thing, one live man puts it over. True religion holds a steady average all seven days of the week. When credit is gone, all is not lost; you still have the right to go to work. Although the height of folly has probably been reached, thousands still compete for the distinction. Everybody is a "sucker" for somebody. Anaheim Battery Co. GOULD Dreadnaught Batteries Recharging and Repairing 127 Chestnut St. Phone 108-J HAVE YOUR CAR SIMONIZED Save your car one day, and wears better than if repainted, providing the finish is not entirely deformed, and if new cars are Simonized before being used. Arts benefits of Sunday night, April performance of Bat Theatre Co. be given at the raise funds to send theatrical artists benefit, arranged with a committee of whom Morris will have famous as attachs of the man will be chief face man; Al Jolson, and ticket taker; preside in the coat-c. Laurette Taylor, will be chief ushers; Yish Gish will give out Leon Errol and as water boys. Vogler, of this city, most-dressed woman liner Orbita the had been spending Switzerland and was eluance of the ski-bing and whatever Switzerland in the to show it in her almost entirely Yet, though in view of Koppanyi's operation there would seem to be some hope of grafting even human eyes, we must not be too sanguine. For, in the first place, human beings have not got the healing and reconstructive faculty of the lower animals; and, in the second place, human beings have peculiar chemical idiosyncrasies, so that unless giver and receiver are near blood relations, an organ transplanted from one man to another usual soon perishes. "The first difficulty, however, may not be insuperable; and with regard to the second difficulty, it is certain that many a father and a mother would gladly give one of their eyes to a child of their own. So that it is not impossible that the day may come when a child blinded by some accident may see the world again through the eye of one of its parents. 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