oc-plain-dealer 1922-03-24

The Orange County Plain Dealer An Independent Newspaper, Issued Every Afternoon Except Sunday R. W. ERNEST, Manager PAUL V. HESTER, Editor Subscription rate—In No. Orange-co: Per yr. $3; six months $1.75 Entered at the Postoffice at Anaheim, Cal., as second-class matter DAILY GREETING TO READERS And henceforth learn, Never your equals from your path to spurn; For your superiors will not you endure, And slighted equals will not, I am sure. J. T. Watson. Success was never yet attained through indolence. Be the one to take "less" away from a jobless veteran. Give or get some world war veteran a job, if possible. What is so rare as a jury agreement in any noted murder case in California? Scrupulous honesty and ingenuousness should mark the diplomae of every nation. Owning one's own home in California is one of the superlative joys of existence. Owning and living in your own home is insurance against trouble with your landlord. President Obregon is making the face of the situation in Mexico recognizable to Uncle Sam. One cause of crime is, letting children grow up without proper training and influence in the home. One fruitful cause of wars is hatred between peoples, based on misunderstanding and ignorance. The child's companionships may determine its destiny. Keep the boys and girls from evil associations. "They say" money is made in raisins. MAKE ORGANIZED FIGHT ON CRIME Without exaggeration and without undue alarm, there is, in the country today, a rising tide of crime which verily threatens to engulf the citadels of law and order. Academic discussions as to causes are not turning back this tide, nor would they, however long they might be continued. To quote from an eminent statesman of the past, "It is a condition, not a theory, that confronts the country." Conditions in many localities are vividly described in the words of State's Attorney Crowe, speaking of the situation in Chicago: There is an organized band of criminals in Chicago, well intrenched; a Mafia which considers itself above and beyond the law, which not only laughs in the face of justice, but splits in the face of justice. This is the spirit that the constituted authorities are fighting. This is the formidable system of lawlessness that menaces public safety. At this critical juncture, the determined co-operation of law-abiding citizens is needed sorely. Organized crime should be fought to the last ditch by organized honesty, moving hand in hand with the law and its machinery. If criminals are well-organized, men and women of integrity should be better organized. If criminals are shrewd, honest folk should be shrewdier. In other words, good citizenship should declare open warfare, through legal methods, upon crime and should push the war to victory through foregoing of "unconditional surrender" of the strongholders of criminality. CO-OPERATE TO PROMOTE CALIFORNIA California, coming from under the faint shadows of after-war halting in its economic life, rapidly is approaching normal, from all indications. This calendar year promises well. As the national and the world regain their economic equilibrium, California will inevitably prosper. One cause of crime is letting children grow up without proper training and influence in the home. One fruitful cause of wars is hatred between peoples, based on misunderstanding and ignorance. The child's companionships may determine its destiny. Keep the boys and girls from evil associations. "They say" money is made in raising poultry. But some poultrymen would like to know who makes it. Californians are ardent and irresponsible boosters because they have faith in this state. And their faith is justified. The world is curious to know what kind of peace treaty would reconcile the "irreconcilables" of the United States senate. "Heaven is not reached by a single bound." It requires many steps to get to California and then one short step to heaven. In every big mystery murder case there are two or three jurors who wonder why the other nine or ten are so obstinate and benighted. Being a weather forecaster in California from May until November is easy. All the forecaster has to do each day is to hang out a "Fair and Warm" sign. CO-OPERATE TO PROMOTE CALIFORNIA California, coming from under the faint shadows of after-war halting in its economic life, rapidly is approaching normal, from all indications. This calendar year promises well. As the national and the world regain their economic equilibrium, California will inevitably prosper prodigiously. For this state is a wealth producer extraordinary. It produces vast quantities of commodities which no other part of the world yields so abundantly. But California will not go forward and thrive, of its own momentum. It must be promoted, practically, persistently, pressing. In this boosting, each and every resident may have and should have some part. It may be a humble role that many can play, but even so, every little counts and helps. And a grand total of little boostful services will be tremendously beneficial, in the aggregate. These are days when loveborn youngsters are thinking romantically of how "Mrs. and Mrs." prefixed to their names, would look in print. If anybody can bring the Boulder Dam project to consummation, Herbert C. Hoover can. But he must have the practical coo-peration of this section. Many Ranchers Driving to Town are well dressed in Kustiner's $35 Suits and $5 Hats. ON YOU? KUSTINER'S ANAHEIM ON YOU? KUSTINER'S ANAHEIM Another NASH Special Opening Display Nash and Franklin Automobiles You are cordially invited to visit our $20,000.00 display of automobiles comprising all models which we are showing during our official opening week, March 20 to 25, at our new salesroom, 332 West Center Street, Anaheim. Bob White Company TOWN in Review How Could She? Girl—Have you hair nets? Clerk—Yes, ma'am. Girl—Invisible? Clerk—Yes, ma-am. Girl—Let me see one?—Life. Before the marriage of the Princess Mary it was reported from London that the wedding gifts consisted largely of plate and jewelry. And this tip is said to have discouraged admirers who had intended sending her kitchen utensils and groceries. If they do get busy and do away with the battleships as they say they will, and there are no ships built for 10 years, do you realize what it means to the show business? Quartets will have to cut down on those songs about the "bounding billows," to say nothing about "When the bell in the lighthouse rings." There will be fewer jazz bands in vaudeville. It will be a blow to English melodramas. It will hurt fails of burlesque shows. But— It will be a great help if it stops some of those people who still insist on doing sailor's horn-pipes. It takes two to make a quarrel, but it takes only one to say, "I'm sorry." This is the age of provisional governments. What the world needs is fewer governments and more provisions. Now that an author has killed a book critic, the public will read nothing but favorable criticisms in the future. "Prepare" Today, the tomorrow of yesterday. That loomed as a beacon on your way Is here at last. Before it's past, Make golden hours their records show With sixty sparkling minutes glow, And each contain, As foreordained. The diamond seconds sixty strong Here is an old, old story that someone sent me. You will enjoy it, I am sure: A Dutchman Addressing His Dog A beauty shop in Thirty-sixth-st. has utilized the spinning barber pole which it inherited from the former tenant of the place, by mounting a little figure in a delicate Empire gown in the round glass case. Now the doll nods and courteseys to the passerby in an engaging way that seems likely to set a fashion for beauty shop signals. One realizes the presence of Ohio Societies, and New England Societies, and every other sort of "native son" society, here in conglomerate New York. But the Society of North American Indians of New York City somehow has an unexpected and startling ring to it. However it is here and it is quite up in arms at present, over a man styling himself as Chief of the Ojibway tribe of Kansas. They say there are no Ojibways in Kansas and are demanding that he prove his identity or be exposed. That part of it is quite all right. I am perfectly willing to accept their statement, but it is such an intriguing thought that they are here at all, and that being here, they are still wrought up over tribal matters. "For Goodness Sake" is the latest musical comedy to open here and it is one of the season's best. It is truly musical, funny, with exceptionally good dancing, and even a plot. Some of the comedy is actually hilarious, and the talent featured in the production makes it even better than it might otherwise be. It is at the Lyric Theatre. It might very properly have been the life insurance companies which prevented the holding of the bullfight scheduled for Madison Square Garden, rather than the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, as things turned out. When the bull fight was called off for the Garden, it was arranged for a carnival just across the river in New Jersey. It was to be a "mock" bull fight—in order not to seem cruel to animals, you see... "Prepare" Today, the tomorrow of yesterday. That loomed as a beacon on your way Is here at last. Before it's past, Make golden hours their records show With sixty sparkling minutes glow, And each contain, As foreordained, The diamond seconds sixty strong Here is an old, old story that someone sent me. You will enjoy it, I am sure; A Dutchman Addressing His Dog "You was only a dog, but I wish I was you. Ven you go mit der bed in you shust turn around dree times and you lay down; ven I go mit der bed in I hav to lock up de blace, and vind up de clock and put cut de cat, and ondress myself, and my frau vakes up and scolds, den de baby vakes up and eries and I haf to valk him mit de house round, den maybe, ven I got myself to bed it is time to get up again. Ven you get up you shust stretch yourself, dig your neck a leedle and you vas up. I haf to light de fire, put on he kettle, scrap some mit my vife already, and get myself some breakfast. You play around all day and haf bleaty of fun. I haf to work all day and haf blenty of drubble. Ven you die you vas dead; ven I die I haf to go to hell yet." For which on yesterday you longed. —H. C. Moore. Smith—No doubt appearance has a lot to do with one's success. Brown—But not so much as success has to do with one's appearance. —Edinburgh Scotsman. No kindness is so small as to be unworthy of attention. The ex-postmaster ought to have his own way in the movies. The 'ayes always have it. Aural Upholstery to Go Paris has decreed that feminine ears are, so to speak, "from Missouri"—they have to be shown. How Would You Say It? "HAS NOT AND WILL NOT" Do not use the auxiliary, or helping verb, "has," or any other of the same class of verbs, without using with it the proper part of the principal verb. An example of the violation of this rule was noted not long ago in the editorial columna of a New York newspaper, which said: "It is safe to assert that the French government has not and will not listen to any advice suggesting such a course." This should have read: "It is safe to say' that the French government has not listened and will not listen to any advice suggesting such a course." To use the word "has" alone is to leave the verb incomplete and is might otherwise be. It is at the Lyric Theatre. It might very properly have been the life insurance companies which prevented the holding of the bullfight scheduled for Madison Square Garden, rather than the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, as things turned out. When the bull fight was called off for the Garden, it was arranged for a carnival just across the river in New Jersey. It was to be a "mock" bull fight—in order not to seem cruel to animals, you see. Well, Charlot Molina, Spanish mata-door, knew it was to be "mock"; so did the picadors and all the rest of the assemblage—except the bull. He didn't understand the "mock" part. And he was a Texas steer! Consequently, before any excitement had a chance to develop, the bull tossed the torreador lightly over the fence and looked around for anyone else who chose to contest his championship, or to think there was going to be any "cruelty to animals" so far as he was concerned. Hades is a nice word, but when you are mad you can't remember it. Six More Prize-Winning Pretty Girls have been selected by the judges in the TIMES' Beauty Quest, their names and pictures to occupy a full page in the Rotogravure Section of next Sunday's TIMES, March 26. Out of hundreds of entrants they are declared to be the six prettiest girls in Los Angeles County, and will receive $1300 in cash prizes. On the following Sunday, April 2, will be announced An example of the violation of this rule was noted not long ago in the editorial columns of a New York newspaper, which said: "It is safe to assert that the French government has not and will not listen to any advice suggesting such a course." This should have read: "It is safe to say that the French government has not listened and will not listen to any advice suggesting such a course." To use the word "has" alone is to leave the verb incomplete and is therefore a grammatical error. Don't Say: He isn't never going to pay that debt. Iron is different to gold. My overcoat is different than yours. True praise differs with flattery. I differ from the president in his views. Say: He isn't ever going to pay that debt. Iron is different from gold. My overcoat differs from yours. True praise differs from flattery. I differ with the president in his views. Housework Is a Burden Woman's lot is a weary one at best. But with backache and other distressing kidney ills life indeed becomes a burden. Doan's Kidney Pills have made life brighter for many Anaheim women. Ask your neighbor! Mrs. Lizzie Neiman, 425 E. Adele St., Anaheim, says: "I have often used Doan's Kidney Pills when my kidneys have troubled me and they have never failed to give good results. I gladly recommend Doan's to others. I had attacks of backache that made me miserable and I was often unable to do my housework, especially sweeping or lifting. I was annoyed by kidney weakness, too. Doan's Kidney Pills always relieved these attacks, strengthening my back and kidneys." Price 60c, at all dealers. Don't simply ask for a kidney remedy—get Doan's Kidney Pills—the same that Mrs. Neiman had. Foster-Milburn Co., Milton, Buffalo, N.Y. On the following Sunday, April 2, will be announced the Grand Prize Winner, chosen from the first prize winners in the six districts, who will receive an additional prize of $1000. As the prettiest girl of all, the belle and queen of the Southwest, her picture will be given the full front page of the SUNDAY TIMES' Rotogravure Section of that date. "A Switchboard Cinderella," another thrilling book-length novel, begins Sunday, March 26, to be completed during the week. LOS ANGELES TIMES J. E. SCHUMACHER CO. Opp. S. P. Depot W. Anaheim Phone 794 POULTRY FEEDS From Farmer to Consumer READ! EXTRA! READ Big Shoe News HERE TREMENDOUS REDUCTIONS MEAN GREAT SAVINGS. AN OPPORTUNITY YOU MUST NOT OVERLOOK! QUALITY IS HIGH PRICES ARE LOW $20,000 WORTH OF SHOE BARGAINS For Men, Women and Children This remarkable Cut, Slash, Shoe Sale opened yesterday and the store has been packed and jammed with shrewd shoe buyers eager to take advantage of the wonderful Bargains. Tomorrow we will throw out still greater money savers for those unable to shop Thursday or Friday. Come tomorrow—the values will amaze you. For Men, Women and Children This remarkable Cut, Slash, Shoe Sale opened yesterday and the store has been packed and jammed with shrewd shoe buyers eager to take advantage of the wonderful Bargains. Tomorrow we will throw out still greater money savers for those unable to shop Thursday or Friday. Come tomorrow—the values will amaze you. Stock Up At These Slashed Sale Prices Men, Get In on These Great Price Cuts on Shoes and Oxfords Men who know our reputation for honest values in Shoes will appreciate the importance of this event as a money-saving accession. Every pair of men's shoes bears a slashed price. Men's $7.00 Shoes at $3.95 You can't equal this for a downright Bargain value. In black and brown calf; Goodyear welt soles. They are lower than old pre-war prices at.....3.95 Men's $8.50 and $9.00 Values Shoes and Oxfords (also brogues) high grade; many styles. Matchless values at our sale price.....5.95 Men's $10.00 to $12.00 Values Newest models in the famous "Bostonian" make, Shoes and Oxfords. Men who want genuine value will get it in these at.....7.95 Hundreds of pairs of Women's Shoes have been grabbed up by thrifty women. We intend selling every pair of women's shoes as we are closing out entire line. Look at these for Bargains. $5.00 to $7.00 Values at $2.95 This big lot consists of Oxfords, Shoes and Pumps. Broken lines, but most all sizes. Out they go at.....$2.95 $7.50 and $8.00 Values at $3.95 Here's another special offering—big savings. In the lot are Shoes, Pumps and Oxfords. Many styles and leathers. To close out $3.95 $10.00 and $12.50 Values at $5.95 Clearing the decks of all high-grade shoes and oxfords. Buy the finest in the house Your Opportunity to Buy the Very Best Makes of High-grade Footwear at Deep Reductions Here's another special offering—big savings. In the lot are Shoes, Pumps and Oxfords. Many styles and leathers. To close out $3.95 $10.00 and $12.50 Values at $5.95 Clearing the decks of all high-grade shoes and oxford. Buy the finest in the house at this ridiculously low price $5.95 BARGAINS FOR EVERYBODY We offer Tremendous Reductions on Men's, Women's and Children's Shoes. It's an unequalled opportunity to outfit the whole family at a Big Saving. VALUES ARE ASTOUNDING MEN'S HIGH-GRADE $5.50 WORK SHOES Heavy brown calf; all leather. Sale price slashed to $3.95 REMEMBER THE PLACE JOE LAUTENBACH CORNER CENTER AND LEMON ANAHEIM