anaheim-daily-herald 1921-12-28

After-Xmas Shoppers! A complete new stock to choose from Come in! You can still get your Phonograph Comparison Card and score the interesting comparisons which drew such crowds all during December. Every phonograph buyer should know what Mr. Edison has recently done to improve the phonograph. The NEW EDISON is absolutely different from all other phonographs. It is the only phonograph which sustains the test of direct comparison with living artists. That is why it brings beauties and benefits of music which other phonographs can not bring. Hear it—and compare! That's all—compare! For $_____(fill in your own first payment) you are here at New Edison. Jealous of the man on Grover C. Bergdun himself as P. E. Ida., is seeking office his self-imposed title or of the United written Gov. Hart, ing that his name be of the slacker list. By moving from changing his name, he laughed at the dressing a soldier's discha-als, he adds, he has glory of an A. E. F. to hear me tell the battles I was in," he agents and American the west are searching stow additional honor. Pekingese dogs w coat white ex-soldiers park benches arouse Rev. S. Parkes Ca tionalist minister of the American Legion overcoats for needy Rev. Cadman advocacy coats off "these overnaders with poodle o and wrapping them frozen backs of our t To liven up the town evenings, the Ameri- of Strathcona, Minn. citizens to a whist to final game of the se 3:30 a.m., the ex-sol Suspension of immig years has been advoc before the house co migration by John vice-chairman of the gion's legislative copy to so suspend immigr A gold star mother being taken care of L Legion in White Plas son, her only suppo The NEW EDISON is absolutely different from all other phonographs. It is the only phonograph which sustains the test of direct comparison with living artists. That is why it brings beauties and benefits of music which other phonographs can not bring. Hear it—and compare! 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WALTER, Prop Jealous of the "honors" bestowed on Grover C. Bergdoll, a man describing himself as P. E. Saylor, Genesee, Ida., is seeking official recognition of his self-imposed title of "super slacker of the United States." He has written Gov. Hart, Washington, asking that his name be placed at the top of the slacker list. By moving from city to city and changing his name, the man declares he laughed at the draft. By purchasing a soldier's discharge and war medals, he adds, he has enjoyed all the glory of an A. E. F. here. "You ought to hear me tell the girls about the battles I was in," he writes. Federal agents and American Legion men of the west are searching for him, to bestow additional honors. Pekingese dogs wearing expensive coats while ex-soldiers sit shivering on park benches aroused the ire of the Rev. S. Parkes Cadman. Congregationalist minister of Brooklyn, during the American Legion's attempt to get overcoats for needy ex-service men, Rev. Cadman advocated taking the coats off "these overdressed promoters with poodle dogs on a string and wrapping them around the half frozen backs of our boys." To liven up the town's long winter evenings, the American Legion post of Strathcona, Minn., challenged the citizens to a whist tournament. The final game of the series lasted until 3:30 a.m., the ex-soldiers winning. Suspension of immigration for three years has been advocated in a hearing before the house committee on immigration by John Thomas Taylor, vice-chairman of the American Legion's legislative committee. A bill to so suspend immigration is pending. A gold star mother 100 years old is being taken care of by the American Legion in White Plains, N. Y. Her son, her only support, was killed in international Association of Machinists, in convention at Washington D.C. The American Legion's national headquarters has thanked the labor organization for its cooperation "in obtaining a square deal for sick and disabled former service men." Many sick and wounded ex-soldiers who traveled far to obtain treatment in the army and navy hospital at Hot Springs, Ark., are in destitute circumstances after they have been refused admission to the hospital, according to national headquarters of the American Legion. Only the surgeon general of the army or the U.S. Veterans Bureau can admit men to treatment there. All disabled veterans of the world war under care in government hospitals and institutions will receive adequate clothing and equipment under a bill favorably reported by the house military affairs commission, which goes on the calendar for a vote in the house when congress convenes after the Christmas holidays. The bill authorizes the secretary of war to cooperate with the surgeon general of the United States public health service in distributing army clothing to government patients. Thousands of dollars worth of this surplus war material is now stored away in warehouses. House leaders have demanded a special rule for consideration of the measure. Statements were made on the floor that if Congress could rush through a bill for $20,000,000 for stalking Russians, it ought to be able to put through one for cold ex-service men. Members of the American Legion post at Greenville, South Carolina will serve as policemen during the annual banquet of the police department, of that city. The request for the Legionnaires to police the city for three hours during the entertainment was made by Chief of Police J. E. Smith. The Legionnaires will name their chief to serve during absence of the regular police force. Plans for a big rotating fund to provide loans to sick and wounded ex-service men in each state are being worked out at national headquarters of the American Legion at Indianapolis. Ex-soldiers who do not need the ready cash that would come to them from the government's payment of adjusted compensation would contribute their bonus to the rotating fund. MUSICAL COMEDY REVUE AT CALIFORNIA TOMORROW One of the most pretentious acts in vaudeville is playing in the California Theater tomorrow as the headliner on Meiklejohn and Dunn vaudeville road show. Singing, dancing and comedy will all be found in the musical revue which the Buras Brothers have to offer. In this act there are fifteen people and besides this aggregation of performers a special orchestra is carried by this company. Alma High-tower, who is the drummer and leader of the jazz band which furnishes the music for this revue, is considered the best woman musician in this country. "The Dark Town Folies" has many bright spots and these colored performers are sure to furnish a riot of mirth and laughter. Louis London, the Orpheum favorite, is often dilled as "the man with a million dollar voice" and be quite lives up to his billing. Mr. London is one of the highest salaried singers in vaudeville and his selection of original songs and stories are of great entertaining value. Two clever people are Robert Jesse and his pretty partner, Alice Hubert. They have a real comedy offering in their sketch, "A Pair of Hose," and smiles and chuckles follow every line that they speak. Another high class act will also be seen and the photoplay, "The Mask," a gripping picture will be shown. In the cast of this picture are Jack Holt, Hedda Nova, and little Mickey Moore. CITRUS MARKETS NEW YORK, Dec. 28.-Thirty cars of navels and three cars of lemons sold. Navel market is lower on best stock; higher on choice stock. Lemon market is unchanged. Weather fair. BOSTON, Dec. 28.-Nine cars of navels and four cars of lemons sold. Market is easier on small size navels. Lemon market is easier. PITTSBURG, Dec. 28.-Seven cars of navels and one car of lemons sold. Market is easier on oranges. Lemon market is easier. Suspension of immigration for three years has been advocated in a hearing before the house committee on immigration by John Thomas Taylor, vice-chairman of the American Legion's legislative committee. A bill to so suspend immigration is pending. A gold star mother 100 years old is being taken care of by the American Legion in White Plains, N. Y. Her son, her only support, was killed in France. The government check, paid for her son's death, merely covers her rent. She is a Southern negro. Cabot Ward, vice-commander of the Paris, France, post of the American Legion, has been elected first vice-president of the Interallied Veterans Federation in its second annual congress in Paris. A British veteran is second vice-president and a French veteran heads the organization. Every rural school center and village in Oklahoma will have a detachment of American Legion members. Small communities which cannot maintain chartered posts will be organized into outposts. The placing of a "trained, sympathetic war mother" at Ellis Island to aid women immigrants to get suitably located in the United States is being considered by the American Legion Auxiliary. As a part of its Christmas program, the American Legion of Omaha, Neb., sent Mrs. Marie Anderson, 60 years old, to Leavenworth, Kas., to visit her son. The boy is serving a sentence for an offense committed after he ran away from home at sixteen years to join the army. He served during the world war. An order issued by the secretary of the navy and construed as affecting adversely the rotentation of disabled men working in government shipyards was protested in a resolution passed by District Lodge No. 44, "n- Foley's Friendly Fancies THE WIDOW SKINNER'S COW The Widder Skinner's brindle cow Got through the medder fence somehow, And Amos Kimball's barkin' dog Chased her down inter Tinker's bog, And she kept sinkin' kind o' slow, About as fur as she could go. Until it looked as if old Boss Was goin' to be a total loss. And Ezry Pembroke stopped his load Out in the middle of the road Plans for a big rotating fund to provide loans to sick and wounded ex-service men in each state are being worked out at national headquarers of the American Legion at Indianapolis. Ex-soldiers who do not need the ready cash that would come to them from the government's payment of adjusted compensation would contribute their bonus to the rotating fund. Service officers of the Legion in each state would loan the money without security and at nominal rates of interest to needy veterans. The principal beneficiaries of the loan fund would be "our buddies who are broken in health," that they may take care of themselves and their families and "keep their self respect while battling through red tape for their just disability compensation," according to Hanford MaeNider, the Legion's commander, who originated the plan. There are hundreds of instances in which sick and wounded ex-service men, unable to get government aid, have had to depend upon charity while their claims were being reviewed. The Legion reports show. Turbicular veterans who owe their condition to poison gas or to exposure, have gone to sanitariums in the west, there been denied immediate treatment or admission and have become public charges, it is declared. Other young veterans, unable to work because of their wounds or sickness and unable to satisfy the demands of government bureaus for their compensation are in a pititable condition and their dependents likewise are suffering, the Legion shows. Many of the older element of ex-service men already have made known their intention of assigning their bonuses to the fund if the adjusted compensation bill becomes law during the present session of the congress. Elliott has organized a "Grow Your Own" Club. NEW YORK, Dec. 28.-Thirty cars of navels and three cars of lemons sold. Navel market is lower on best stock; higher on choice stock. Lemon market is unchanged. Weather fair. BOSTON, Dec. 28.-Nine cars of navels and four cars of lemons sold. Market is easier on oranges. Lemon market is easier. PITTSBURG, Dec. 28.-Seven cars of navels and one car of lemons sold. Market is easier on oranges. Lemon market is steady. PHILADELPHIA, Dec. 28.-Three cars of navels, three cars of lemons and one mixed car Arizona navels and Jaffas sold. Market is higher on small size navels. Lemon market is firm. ST. LOUIS, Dec. 28.-One car of navels and one mixed car navels and lemons sold. Market is strong on navels. When sickness results from carelessness, nature is apt to say, "I told you so." If a young man kisses a girl but once he evidently believes that first impressions are lasting. The more patience a woman has with her children the less she has with their father. A pessimist thinks it is an ill wind that blows anybody good but himself. An optimist doesn't care whether it is windy or not. THE WIDOW SKINNER'S COW The Widder Skinner's brindle cow Got through the medder fence somehow, And Amos Kimball's barkin' dog Chased her down inter Tinker's bog. And she kept sinkin' kind o' slow. About as fur as she could go. Until it looked as if old Boss Was goin' to be a total loss. And Ezry Pembroke stopped his load Out in the middle of the road And says: "By cracky! It looks now As if somebody lost a cow, I swan it does! She slipped a cog. She did, when she got in that bog. I wonder how that critter went And got in that predicament!" And there upon his load Ez set Expressin' his profound regret Fer Widder's cow. And Hiram Brown Stopped also on the way to town. And says: "I wonder how she got Out of the Widder's medder lot! She bellers awful sad," he says. "I guess we'd beller, too," says Ez. And old Tom Tipper come along And reckoned there was somethin' wrong. And stopped his team and turned about And seen the cow and waded out And says: "It ain't too late perhaps"; And took some harness chains and straps And got a harness rigged about The poor blame brute and snaked her out. The world is full of folks like Hi And Ez, who set and wonder why Some feller gets bogged down, and set expressin' their profound regret. Till some Tom Tipper comes along. 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