anaheim-daily-herald 1921-12-15

PAGE EIGHT Published Daily Except Sunday By the Anaheim Printing and Publishing Co., Corner East Center and Emily Streets Anaheim, California. S. S. CONKLIN .....Publisher SPECIAL FOR FRIDAY ONLY Anaheim Sales Day ARROW SHIRTS $1.00 NECK BAND STYLE WITH FRENCH CUFF Kustiner's THE SIGN OF GOOD CLOTHES ANAHEIM CALIFORNIA Between Our By Della M. St In certain of our new now appearing little items what particular wives on that specially annoys them tributed by the wives or themselves. One husband, incurs his wife because "he boasts to and one wife is found was she "thinks herself with ways." Now it must be neither of those traits but why share the known general public? If the some mysterious way which would otherwise offender, some good man. Harmony or its opposing with those about u matter of emphasis. No unless they are celestial earth, earthly, can always agree and be mutual Even the deepest of love suppose no honest difference, no arguments, n mentes. But there's always the emphasis which helps o places. One's mate may and perfectly sincere time—boastfully glad to supply comforts; self-reliant. We can e quality we wish. It de on our angle of vision. It's a distorted vision for the faults and shows those instead of so — my husband's thoughtful—what's the yours? Kustiners THE SIGN OF GOOD CLOTHES ANAHEIM CALIFORNIA C. L. THOMPSON Phone Fullerton 515 R. H. THOMPSON THOMPSON BROS. CONTRACTORS AND BUILDERS—JOB WORK A SPECIALTY Prompt, Efficient and Courteous—See us before you build Estimates Furnished Residence 329 W. Amerige, Fullerton, Cal. A College Education for a Christmas Present Southern Counties Gas Company 8% Cumulative Preferred Stock is an ideal Xmas gift to your son or daughter as a foundation for their College education. 1. The company is sound and deals in an every day necessity. 2. The dividend rate of 8% per annum will always be the same—because it is a Preferred Stock. 3. The stock is tax exempt. 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Have a S A gentleman was o a lunatic asylum, and in the grounds he me whom he said: "Well, my good man, how did you get here?" The junatic replied as follows: "Well, sir, you see, I married a widow with a grown-up daugh-ter, and then my fath same stepdaughter, and wife the mother-in-law in-law, and my father b son." Then my stepmother HOW ANY GIRL CAN HAVE PRETTY EYES No girl or woman is pretty if her eyes are red, strained or have dark rings. Simple witchhazel, camphor, hydrastis, etc., as mixed in Lavoptik eye wash, will brighten the eyes and a week's use will surprise you with its QUICK results. Regular use of Lavoptik keeps the eyes healthy, sparkling and vivacious. The quick change will please you. Dainty aluminum eye cup FREE. Anaheim Pharmacy, 26 W. Center treet. Chicago has in use within the city limits 2,000,000 miles of telephone wire sufficient to encompass the earth at the equator 76 times. The average English woman is two inches taller than the average American woman. 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Now it must be admitted that neither of those traits is admirable, but why share the knowledge with the general public? If the mere telling in some mysteriaus way lets off steam, which would otherwise react on the offender, some good may be done. Harmony or its opposite in daily living with those about us is mostly a matter of emphasis. No two beings, unless they are celestial, not of the earth, earthly, can always unvaryingly agree and be mutually attractive. Even the deepest of love does not presuppose no honest differences of opinion, no arguments, no disappointments. But there's always the possibility of emphasis which helps over the hard places. One's mate may be obstinate and perfectly sincere at the same time—boastfully glad of the ability to supply comforts; self-satisfied and self-reliant. We can emphasize the quality we wish. It depends entirely on our angle of vision. It's a distorted vision which looks for the faults and shortcomings and notes those instead of virtue. And so — my husband's always most thoughtful—what's the chief virtue of yours? George Our Boy Reporter Fare an warmer an the cheef balled me out this mornin' cause he cum. In the back dore an I didnt see him cummin' cause when I see him cummin' in the mornin' I always go to school out the back dore cause its closter. He sed say unnecessary why didnt you give Valle Penber what got marrid a good rite up like I told you. He calls me unnecessary when he's mad. I told him I was two bizzy that time an he sed well its two late now but next time when I tell you to rite up about sumthin you do it less you want to get fired agen. I been fired 4 times now an he sed the next time I get a cante to my pants. Valle Pember got marrid to Lloyd Shrode wich she node a long time. It was up to the white Temple an Doctor Geissinger he married them to each other. He aint a doctor for when you get sick. He's a doctor for when you dont behave yourself. Ministers what studies hard gets Rev. in frent of thre names an then when they get enuff munney they studdy sum more an you call them doctor with D. D. behind thare names an then they leave off the Rev, an put it Dr. Jess like Dr. Utter an Dr. O'Toole an Dr. Holsom an Dr. Kay an Dr. Cole an Dr. Foy an Dr. Neth an Dr. Stryker, Dr. Stryker I gess he is a minister also cause he got D. D. S. wich means he is a doctor for when you are sick an a doctor for when you die also. Veternaries is doctors also. You dont no haff the time when you read a bout a doctor if he is for your teeth or your horse an cow or for you when you get marrid. She wared a gain a way dress wich was tailered an had embroider lsters gets from marryin people they give to thare wifes for Christmuss less theyaint marrid an then they jess keep it for when it ranes. jim dash Fare an warmer an colder in the nite when you cum out of the show to go home. jim dash Mister Ahlswede jess shaves Sundya an Wensdays. he told the cheef yes-tidy. jim dash I got to make it snappy today cause we got lots of ads agen. jim dash Mister Benjamin up to the first nashnul bank is goin to have cumpney for Christmuss my Mother sed. jim dash Mister Billig up to 218 Chestnuts street sed his place aint for sale no more an its off from the markot so I gess maybe he sold it. jim dash Mister Ahlborn whats our post master yet sed he wants all the boys an girls in school to copperate with him gettin all your male maled early for Christmuss an he sed when you cum to the postoffice an stand in line to get your male dont you an your wife both stand in the line cause they aint much room in the postoffice no more since the Republicans got lected an bizness is pickin up agen. jim dash Mrs. Roberts up to the Mode Millinery shop ware you get your hats for your wife if you are marrid is got sum nice fresh Christmuss hats for ladies for jess $ five dolliers. She sed they meadow Chatter out from Farmers ped, pitapat him think hickory betweed. "Dee What called de Chat he look fat hickor to hese him. a snap and the teeth old step did he what Tomm. When Farmer He ww smile very pleasant heart after and tr scamp Old O him, A Tomm. "Dec cried Nex Bold. Miss late J ed vic tees ouncy A. Ar board Snap Shots By Henry James Brisbane makes no secret of the fact that he could have done far better than Secretary Hughes. The ease with which an assassin gets away after killing a Los Angeles policeman is very encouraging to murder. Possibly Mrs Peete merely desires to have the last word. In his endeavor to "come back" Arbuckle has got as far as the newspapers. Even Germany is cheered by the Pacific pact the assurance of peace doing the whole world good. It seems that certain elements in this country have not been fighting for Ireland at all, but merely out of love for a scrap. Seattle is accustomed to heavy rainfall, but when it comes so fast that nobody gets a chance to measure it, then there is a kick. China is asking no special rights. Freedom from marauding but friendly powers does not seem an unreasonable request. Have a Smile A gentleman was one day visiting a lunatic asylum, and while walking in the grounds he met a patient, to whom he said: "Well, my good man, how did you get here?" The lunatic replied as follows: "Well, sir, you see, I married a widow with a grown-up daughter, and then my father married that same stepdaughter, and that made my wife the mother-in-law of her father-in-law, and my father became my stepson." Then my stepmother, the daughter names an then they leave off the Rev, an put it Dr. Jess like Dr. Utter an Dr. O'Toole an Dr. Holsom an Dr. Kay an Dr. Cole an Dr. Foy an Dr. Neth an Dr. Stryker, Dr. Stryker I guess he is a minister also cause he's got D. D. S. wich means he is a doctor for when you are sick an a doctor for when you die also. Veternaries is doctors also. You dont half the time when you read a bout a doctor if he is for your teeth or your horse an cow or for you when you get marrid. She wared a goin a way dress wich was tailored an had embroider Veldyne an a-brown sute also with a red fether in her hat an brown shoes an stockins an gloves also. The church it was deckrated in baby pink. Vera O'Rourke wich is Mrs. Ike Holes sister wus thare to the weddin. Will Shoemaker wus the best man wich to give the husband the ring when the minister asts for it to put it on her hand. So thats all a bout it sept they cum back to live here the rest of thare lifes together up on s. West street in a house. Dale Evans he plade the weddin march for them to march in church with an Mrs. Harbeson she singed B. Leevmeifall themenderrinn yung chuns wich is a marridge song an Mister Evans he plade o promiss me on the organ. Munney wich min- Little Stories for Bedtime By THORNTON W. BURGESS Copyright by J. G. Lloyd CHATTERER DOES SO ME HARD THINKING CHATTERER the Red Squirrel sat in the doorway of his winter home, which, you know was the summer home of Drummer the Woodpecker, and Chatterer was doing some hard thinking. Right down in his heart he was almost sure that Farmer Brown's boy was ready and willing to be the friend of all the believe that others could do the same thing. And yet Tommy Tit insisted that they could. "IIf you and Farmer Brown's boy are not friends it is all your own fault," said Tommy. "How can you expect him to be friendly if you always run away and never give him a chance? All he wants is a chance to be friendly. I know, because I have proved it, I trusted him and now he is the best friend I have." "I suppose," said Chatterer to himself as he thought it all over, "I suppose that I could try it for myself. He certainly was good to me when I was his prisoner, and it was he himself who let me go. I—I'd like ever and ever so much to go up to his house and have all the fat nuts I want without the trouble of hunting for them. I believe I'll run up to the edge of the Old Orchard and see if he is anywhere about." Chatterer scampered down from the old apple tree and scurried along the old stone wall in the direction of Farmer Brown's dooryard. When he reached the edge of it he very carefully peeled out. Farmer Brown's boy was standing on the doorstep whistling, and his whistle was very soft and sweet and good to hear and what it said was "Rhoebe." whom he said: "Well, my good man, how did you get here?" The lunatic replied as follows: "Well, sir, you see, I married a widow with a grown-up daughter, and then my father married that same stepdaughter, and that made my wife the mother-in-law of her father-in-law, and my father became my stepson." "Then my stepmother, the daughter of my wife, had a son, and that boy, of course, was my brother, because he was my father's son, but he was also the son of my wife's stepdaughter, and therefore her grandson, and that made me grandfather of my stepbrother. "Then my wife had a son, so my mother-in-law, the stepsister of my son, is also his grandmother, because he is her stepson's child; my father is the brother-in-law of my child, because his stepsister is his wife; I am the brother of my own son, who is also the son of my step-grandmother; I am my mother's brother-in-law; my wife is her own child's aunt; my son is my father's nephew, and I am my own grandfather." He Tossed a Fat Hickory Nut So That It Fell Half Way Between Him and Chatterer. Little people of the Green Forest and the Green Meadows, just as Tommy Tit the Chickadee had said a day or two before. But somehow it was dreadfully hard to really believe it. It always is hard work to believe a thing when you always have believed just the other way around. All, or nearly all, the little people of the Green Forest and the Green Meadows had looked on Farmer Brown's Boy as their greatest enemy for so long that even when Tommy Tit actually did what he had said he would do and ate from the hand of Farmer Brown's boy, it was hard to Chatterer scampered down from the old apple tree and scurried along the old stone wall in the direction of Farmer Brown's dooryard. When he reached the edge of it he very carefully peeped out. Farmer Brown's boy was standing on the doorstep whistling, and his whistle was very soft and sweet and good to hear and what it said was "Phoebe, Phoebe." Chatterer knew right away that he was calling Tommy Tit the Chickadee, and he was not surprised to hear a soft reply—"Phoebe, dee, dee, dee, Phoebe—"from the Old Orchard. A minute later Tommy Tit the Chickadee was helping himself to fat nutmeats from the hand of Farmer Brown's boy. Now, this was more than Chatterer could stand. Why, Tommy Tit was just the teeniest, weeniest bird, just a little round ball of black and white feathers. He had no sharp teeth nor stout claws to take care of himself with. And yet he dared to do what all of the other little forest and I THE JONESES—They'd Come In Handy for Pa. THE ONLY CAR BUTTON BE, AN SHE'S DOWN IN CRACK! THAT PUTS NE IN A FINE PICKLE! BLESS MY HEART I CAN'T THINK OF A THING TO GIVE YOU FOR CHRISTMAS BUT CIGARS! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A HUNDRED GOOD CIGARS? THURSDAY, DECEMBER 15, 1921. ERALD SUBSCRIPTION RATES One Month by Carrier...$ .65 One Year by Mail...$4.00 One Month by Mall...$ .40 Entered at the Postoffice at Anaheim, California, as second-class matter. ERYin people they for Christmuss and an then they it ranes. n colder in the out of the show is shaves Sundys the cheef yessnappy today agen. up to the first to have cumpney other sed. no 218 Chestnuts aint for sale no the markt so I it. shats our post ants all the boys copperate with male mailed early sed when you an stand in line ont you an your line cause they the postoffice no licans got lected ap agen. o the Mode Millget your hats for marrid is got sum hats for ladies. She sed they meadow people were afraid to do. Chatterer couldn't stand that. He ran out from the old stone wall toward Farmer Brown's boy and then stopped, with his heart going pitapat, pitapat. Farmer Brown's boy saw him right away, and what do you think he did? Why, he tossed a fat hickory nut so that it fell half way between him and Chatterer. "Dee, dee, dee! See me- See me- What are you afraid of, Mr. Fraidy?" called Tommy Tit. Chatterer felt his mouth water as he looked with longing eyes at the fat hickory nut. And it hurt his pride to hear little Tommy Tit laughing at him. He suddenly shut his teeth with a snap and darted forward to the nut, and then with it held tight in his teeth raced back to the safety of the old stonewall. Not until he was there did he dare to so much as look to see what Farmer Brown's boy was doing. When he did look he found that Farmer Brown's boy hadn't moved. He was smiling, and somehow that smile made Chatterer suddenly feel very brave. No one with such a pleasant smile could be very mad at hearts. Perhaps Tommy Tit was right after all. He would think it all over and try again the nert day. So he scampered back to his home in the Old Orchard, taking the fat nut with him, and as he ran he could hear Tommy Tit. "Dee, dee, dee! See me! See me!" cried Tommy. Next Story—Chatterer Grows Very Bold. Miss Mabel Choate, daughter of the late Joseph H. 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