anaheim-daily-herald 1921-11-29

HERALD EDITORIALS CALIFORNIA EGGS IN LONDON A statement that California eggs may be sent to the London market appeared in the news columns recently. More people consume than raise eggs in this state. The felicity of competing with the hen of Great Britain, while it might stir California pride a little, would not be deeply appreciated by the masses. It is the solemn truth that a large proportion of eggs sold here as fresh, are fresh only in the sense that they are not rotten. The flavor of newness has long departed from them. Between them and the honest biddies who had added to the world's store of food intervenes a long period, generally in the chill gloom of the storage house. Such environment arrests material decay, but does not inhibit a sort of senile slump. Eggs are brought to California from China. There is no faith in the Chinese egg here. Its integrity is doubted, its genesis looked upon with suspicion, its method of preservation not approved. Before a China egg could be palmed off as the accompaniment of ham, it would have to be disguised, sailing into the skillet under false colors. Nor are eggs cheap in this community. They are so high priced as to be cut from the menu of the frugal household. It would be a singular commercial circumstance if eggs that Californians pay much for, or cannot afford to buy, could be taken to England, where times are said to be hard, and find sale. The opinion of the average Californian not in the poultry line, will be that the duty of the California egg is to stay at home, and lend its full energy to the task of cutting down the cost of living. Nor are eggs cheap in this community. They are so high priced as to be cut from the menu of the frugal household. It would be a singular commercial circumstance if eggs that Californians pay much for, or cannot afford to buy, could be taken to England, where times are said to be hard, and find sale. The opinion of the average Californian not in the poultry line, will be that the duty of the California egg is to stay at home, and lend its full energy to the task of cutting down the cost of living. AN ADMIRABLE LAW Arizona is said to have a law fixing capital punishment as the penalty for train robbery, or precisely the form of robbery recently undertaken there, with ill success, by the persistent Roy Gardner. Had the thief been aware of this, there hardly is a doubt that he would have fared farther before losing anew his passion for theft. Without prejudice to the individual at all, it may be said that to suggest a better course for the restraint of Gardner, than hanging him, would be a difficult task. He has proved himself to be the enemy of society, a menace to public safety, and defiant of the usual methods for at least temporary subjugation of the knavish. Each time arrested he has said that he would escape, and until the present instance, he has made good his word. Probably, unless the Arizona statute be applied to him with all speed compatible with decency, he will escape again. There is no apparent reason why society should be saddled with the burden of supporting Gardner and his kind. Society owes them no consideration. It knows that while alive, such creatures constitute a serious menace and a constant expense. Providing there is a prison strong enough to hold Gardner, and he shall be sent thither, the stretch of years ahead must present such an aspect of dreariness, that he ought to be grateful to be hanged. NEWBERRY'S CASE There has been for a long time no doubt of the seating of Newberry as senator from Michigan. It will be remembered that he ran in opposition to Henry Ford and defeated the manufacturer. The charge was made immediately that vast sums had been expended in promoting the election of Newberry. The finding was a "technical" vindication. That is to say, it did not impair the integrity of the charges in the least. The money had been expended. The point made was that it had been expended without the knowledge of the candidate. If friends chose to hide behind its meshes catching heaviest particles. An independent this vision without discern personal judgment life and futile. Can't we There must always thought—pioneers then But to blindly accept is more than foolish not limited to one measure of its store of us. Why allow so completely? Why confidence that they right? Quiet deliberation trouble. But it very Quick acquiescence often bring bitter idea. a mistaken opin plant organization or lashed into ferment-brain is prevalent. Worse than the unused one that itself. Going on beyond daily existence much of life's beauty. What kind of a b sieve? Or of more up? Have a A big husky Okla ed a farmer to give "But you Indians a said the farmer. "I never get tired. rest," was the answer So the farmer set coming round later to progressing he four asleep under a tree. "Hi, you!" he said never got tired. Wash "I don't ever get t dian. yawning." but I didn't rest a good An American pro b studying at Edinb roomed at the hom Scotch family. Each McAngus would come scarred dustpan and brush and sweep th about the place in th comfort. "I should find it easier to use professor ventured "No doot, no doot McAngus. "but I hae hae not the broom, n left the broom to t The younger brother a turkey wing." They were thrown society in a country common interests o tion for each other. Finally, after cas fertile subject of c to fall in every att perately: "Will you "I think I'll say ye ing of Newberry as senator from Michigan. It will be remembered that he ran in opposition to Henry Ford and defeated the manufacturer. The charge was made immediately that vast sums had been expended in promoting the election of Newberry. The finding was a "technical" vindication. That is to say, it did not impair the integrity of the charges in the least. The money had been expended. The point made was that it had been expended without the knowledge of the candidate. If friends chose to hide behind Newberry's back and take advantage of the fact that his attention was elsewhere, of course he was helpless. They could hand out such sums as they might deem necessary. This left him without occasion to blush, unless for his friends, that they should have played him such a trick. It may as well be accepted as a fact that charges against a member of congress never are considered on their merits. The issue is regarded as wholly partisan, and the decision depends wholly upon whether the accused belongs to the majority or to the minority. In the former case he wins, and in the latter case he loses. That's all there is to it. Ellis Transfer & Moving LOCAL AND LONG DISTANCE HAULING 119 E. Center St. Phone 310J PAINTING APERING ROY A. TAYLOR All Work Guaranteed 210 N. Los Angeles St., Anaheim —Phone 26— Anaheim Sanitary Dairy Phone 758 M Fresh Milk Delivered QUARTS 15c; PINTS 1c Morning and evening delivery KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES YES, HERE'S MY AD' IN THE PAPER FOR A CHAUFFEUR! I DO HOPE WE GET A GOOD MAN LIKE THE JONESES HAVE! ABOVE GOODS FOR SALE AT ALL ROCK BOTTOM STORES Snap Shots By Henry James Passengers marooned in snowed-in cars Thanksgiving probably were stirred but faintly by the emotion of gratitude. The engagement ring of Princess Mary of England is set with an emerald, and a new fashion may be regarded as fairly started. Brisbane figures that the war planes of Japan will reach California in fourteen hours, and New York in six hours more. Thus is the theory that figures don't lie given another jolt. Between Ourselfs By Della M. Stewart Sieves prove their use value—in the kitchen. They separate the good from the bad, and retain the latter. But there are too many sieve-like brains today. A brain should be an independent possession. It was never intended to be a medium through which any one could toss propaganda and prejudice, its meshes catching the retaining the heaviest particles. A brain should be an independent thinking organ. Decision without discernment and honest personal judgment is both dangerous and futile. Can't we see that it is? There must always be leaders of thought—ploneers that blaze the trail. But to blindly accept what they bring is more than foolish. Knowledge is not limited to one, or two. Some measure of its store is for every one of us. Why allow others to sway us so completely? Why have such blind confidence that they are always right? George OUR BOY REPORTER Jimmy Hunt wich is got the baby wich its Mother cleens its close an Jimmy Hunt cleens your'n is got a potner now wich is Ed DeMoretz wich nose the bizness also cleenin an dyin an evrythink like that. If you got a dress wich needs cleenin they wood clean it for you cheep an pants also an cotes an vests. Cum wun an cum all an get your close cleened up for Chrismuss. They will go get them an bring them back to you also. jim dash I seen Cheef Stedman up near the flag pole but didn't see him to ast him anythink cause he wus lookin the other way. jim dash I seen Mister Bud Holland wich aint no relashun to Mister Cleero Holland an he sed say George you got me in bad to home an I sed what did I do an he sed well you sed I spent $ 6 dollers an 60 sents up to the Cheeseley shows lookin at them thare Jonteel girls an when Mrs Holland seen it she sed ware did you get them $ 6 dolliers an 60 sents wich you squondered up thare on them womenm fokes with red hare an I told her it wus what I won shootin African goff with Vic LaMont but she didnt believe me so now we aint speakin much. He sed when he tries to talk to her she jess keeps on singin like he wyssnt nobuddy no wares. jim dash Mister Bergman up to the Palace meet market sed you better commence to get reddy to by your Chrismuss turkeys rite now cause Thanksgivin they wus more than a hundred people wich is got them in the hole for ware you want them to go. They got wun hole for city an wun for north an wun for south so all you got to no is wich way is north wich way is south an wich way is the city. Up in the new post-office maybe it wood be diffrunt so that's why he is goln to teech it in school. jim dash Mister Efker wich is next to Faryland inn ware you get good eats wich is ware the cheef gets his lunch wich is a glass of milk choclut is got sum Chrismuss cards with your name on them cheep. Cum wun cum all an get your name on them quick before its New Yeers, (adv) He give me 10 sents for it. thirty — CITRUS MARKETS NEW YORK, Nov. 29.—Sixteen cars of oranges and five cars of lemons sold. Valencia market is doing better on 216s and larger, easier on 250s and smaller. Lemon market is unchanged. Raining. BOSTON, Nov. 29.—Three cars of valencias and two cars of lemons sold. Market is unchanged on oranges and lemons. PITTSBURG, Nov. 29.—Four cars of valencias, two cars of navels and one car of lemons sold. Market is steady on oranges. Lemon market is higher. PHILADELPHIA, Nov. 29.—Two cars of valencias, one car of navels and one car of lemons sold. Market is Little Stories for Bedtime By THORNTON W. BURGESS (Copyright by J. G. Lloyd) WHAT HAPPENED NEXT TO CHATTERER WERE you ever terribly frightened? That was the way Chatterer the Red Squirrel felt. You see, he was caught in a wire rat-trap in Farmer Brown's corn crib. He was caught; there was no doubt about it! His sharp teeth were of no use at all on those hard wires. He could look out between them, but he couldn't get out. He was too frightened to think. His heart pounded against his sides until it hurt. He forgot all about that queer food he had so wanted to taste and which you little red rascal, didn't you know that thieves come to no good end? You're pretty smart, for I never once thought of you, but you were not so smart as you thought you were. Now, I wonder what we had better do with you. He picked up the trap with Chatterer in it and stepped out into the beautiful great-out of doors. Chatterer could see across the dooryard to the Old Orchard and the familiar old stone wall, along which he had scampered so often. They looked just the same as ever, and yet—well, they didn't look just the same, for he couldn't look at them without seeing those cruel wires which were keeping him from them. Farmer Brown's boy put the trap down on the ground and then began to call: "Puss, puss, puss," called Farmer Brown's boy. Chatterer's heart, which had been thumping so almost stopped beating with fright. There was Black Pussy, whom he had so often teased and made fun of. Her yellow eyes had a hungry gleam as she walked around the trap and sniffed and sniffed. Never had Chatterer heard such a terrible sound as those hungry sniffs so close to him! Black Pussy tried to put a paw between the wires and Chatterer saw the great cruel claws. But Black Pussy couldn't get the paw between the wires because they were too close together. "How would you like him for breakfast?" asked Farmer Brown's boy. "Meow," said Black Pussy arching They were thrown into each other's society in a country house, without common interests or the least attraction for each other. Finally, after casting about for a fertile subject of conversation, only to fail in every attempt, he said, desperately: "Will you marry me?" "I think I'll say yes," she replied at last. "It will give us so much more to talk about while we're here." The owner of an estate on which there was a lake was annoyed to see a stranger fishing on his grounds. He approached the trespasser and began to abuse him. "This lake," he said, "is privately owned, and I stocked it myself. You must go away at once." "Just a minute, sir," said the fish man calmly. "What did you stock the lake with?" "Trout," was the answer. "And I won't have—" "That's all right, sir," said the trespasser unconcernedly; "I'm fishing for pike." was right before him now. Indeed, he felt as if he never, never would want to eat again. What was going to happen to him now? What would Farmer Brown's boy do to him when he found him there? Hark! What was that? It was a step just outside the door of the corn crib. Former Brown's boy was coming! Chatterer raced around his little wire prison and bit savagely at the hard wires. But it was of no use, no use at all. It only hurt his mouth cruelly. Then the door of the corn crib swung open and a flood offlight poured in, and with it came Farmer Brown's boy. "Hello!" exclaimed Farmer Brown's boy, as he caught sight of Chatterer. "So you are the thief who has been stealing our corn, and I thought it was a rat or a mouse. Well, well, so often teased and made fun of. Her yellow eyes had a hungry gleam as she walked around the trap and sniffed and sniffed. Never had Chatterer heard such a terrible sound as those hungry sniffs so close to him! Black Pussy tried to put a paw between the wires and Chatterer saw the great cruel claws. But Black Pussy couldn't get the paw between the wires because they were too close together. "How would you like him for breakfast?" asked Farmer Brown's boy. "Meow," said Black Pussy, arching her back and rubbing against his legs. "I suppose that means that you would like him very much," laughed Farmer Brown's boy. "Do you think you can catch him if I let him out?" "Meow," replied Black Pussy again, and to poor Chatterer it seemed the awfulest sound he ever had heard. "Well, we'll see about it by and by," said Farmer Brown's boy. 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