anaheim-daily-herald 1921-11-05

PAGE SIX Published Daily Except Sunday By the Anaheim Printing and Publishing Co., Corner East Center and Emily Streets Anaheim, California. S. B. CONKLIN .....Publisher Foley's Friendly Fancies SONGS OF SCHOOLDAYS Song of the Departure of Henry Bemis fairwell oiled chum. uve bin a frend uv mine in,enny kind of wether rainershine ann wenn ime in grate trubble i kood get mutch ade from u ann ever since we met uve yoozed me rite. ann awl the gurls ive had uve let alone witch maiks it offle sad ure fokes have mooved ann u musst go away but i wil fede ure dogg ann every day ile think uv u ann shedd a silent teer ann o how loansum it will be down hear. hear is ml jaknife just uz good us noo fore u to kepe ann ie remember z frum the fishpoal u leftt fore me, ann wenn in fewchure yeers we too shal mete agenn. no mattur if its fifty years ile be uz fond uv u uz i am now ann wee wil be olled chums-the saim uz we are now with harts uv goald butt silvr on our brow ann we wil sitt ann wenn the twillite kums smok big siggars ann talk abowt oiled chums. ann i wil tel the boys u gave ure shair uy the base hawl things awl to them, and kair fore them uz if thare preshus stoans ann wenn u kum gack hear thale awl be ures agenn. ann u wil have ure shair uv everything us boys have got, ure shair in the big swing ann in the springbored at the swimmer pool ann int the kave ware we plade afftur skool ann in the hearts uv awl uss boys ann wenn u kum back hear thale awl be ures again It's Oh, to Walk wi It's oh, to gaze upon th Where Frost has flame-colored hat To know that Summer Autumn's gold Alike are lovely in It's oh, to see the su West, Beyond the little m our bread; To see our cattle com breast Across the homely vested. And oh, it's more th these to me, To know that Life i Spring— No matter what the se be— And love at its abu ing. KNOWLEDGE "Son, what did you l today?" "I learned that t problems you worked for was wrong."—Farm Lif The business man of thirty years ago drove down Main Street to office or store in a top buggy traveling six or eight miles in an hour. Nowadays the business man steps on the accelerator and is down town in the time it used to take to hitch up. In his Chandler Roadster he finds convenience, comfort, dependability and power so necessary in the transaction of business. The marvelous Chandler motor assures the business man that his reputation for reliability will not suffer from mechanical troubles and delays. Its low, rakish lines give the desired suggestion of energy. It provides plenty of room for two, and capacious compartments are handy for hand luggage. Phone tomorrow for a Chandler demonstration. CHANDLER Chandler and Cleveland Service Station Ray Goodcell, Manager. 314 W. Center, Anaheim. Phone 651. CHANDLER Chandler and Cleveland Service Station Ray Goodcell, Manager. 314 W. Center, Anaheim. Phone 651. For Best Soil-Bacteria DO NOT PAY MORE Pennewell's.....$1.00 per acre "Westrobac".....$1.00 per acre Germusoil Equivalent 20c per acre Direct from laboratories; Delivered C. LINCOLN BENNETT Distributor for four counties 507 W. 5th St., Phone 1282R SANTA ANA CALIF. PIANO BESS L. BENNETT 114 So. Philadelphia St. Phone 131J Wednesday—Friday—Saturday Interviews By Appointment. Anaheim Sanitary Dairy Phone 268M Fresh Milk Delivered QUARTS 15c; PIINTS 8c Morning and evening delivery KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES GEE UNK! IF I ONLY HAD $20 I COULD TAKE MY GAL TO DINNER AN' TH' THEATRE! AHEIM DAILY HERA It's Oh, to Walk with One I Love It's oh, to walk at eve with one I love, Along the late October woodland way; To hear the fairies whispering above, And almost see them in the leaves at play. It's oh, to gaze upon the painted world, Where Frost has laid his warm, flame-colored hand; To know that Summer's green and Autumn's gold Alike are lovely in this lovely land. It's oh, to see the sun sink in the West, Beyond the little mill which grinds our bread; To see our cattle coming breast and breast Across the homely field we harvested. And oh, it's more than this, than these to me, To know that Life is always at its Spring,— No matter what the season seems to be— And love at its abundant harvesting. —Farm Life. KNOWLEDGE "Son, what did you learn in school today?" "I learned that the arithmetic problems you worked for me last night was wrong."—Farm Life. The Barton Bedtime Stories WHERE DID THE RED COW COME FROM? By John Barton (Copyright, 1021, by The Associated Newspapers.) If Nibble Rabbit wasn't s'prised at the happenings by the Little Dark Pool, Tad Coon was. S'prised enough for the two of them. It seemed a whole week instead of only a night since those foxes had pounced on him and Chips Beaver. It was days and days since he'd scrambled up that willow tree to escape from them. He'd most forgotten when Chips dodged out of his back door and went sneaking up the Wicked Little Brook to look for help. Had somebody caught him? Oh had he lost his way? Just as Tad had completely given up hope— "Long comes the last beast in the world he'd expect to help him—Trailer the Hound. And the last one you'd guess would hunt with him—Tommy Peele's Red Cow! Tad forgot he was hungry and thirsty and tired and cold and lonely; he forgot he was ready to drop from his awful perch. Why, it was the finest place in the world, a regular grand stand seat, where he could enjoy the steeplechase. "Wa-hoo!" he yelled. "He's doubling! Whoopee, Bossie. That's the way to treat' em!" He was dancing up and down, waving first one paw and then the other, as you'd do at a race if your horse was winning. Not until the last tail had vanished in the far woods, almost at the edge of the Big Marsh itself, did he hear any one calling. "Tad! Tad Coon!" It was Nibble Rabbit. "Come down off of that branch. Come this minute, before you fall and break your foolish neck!" "Yes, and then we'll have had all our trouble for nothing." This was wise old Dr. Muskrat no one else. Chips explained, but we just had to wait, the same as you. We couldn't do anything." "I brought Trailer," put in Nibble. And he never did tell how very near Trailer came to running the other way. "But who brought the Red Cow?" Tad stopped, half way down the willow trunk to puzzle that out. "Wa-hoo!" he yelled. "He's doubling! Get him, Trailer!" "I learned that the arithmetic problems you worked for me last night was wrong."—Farm Life. "Tad! Tad Coon!" It was Nibble Rabbit. "Come down off of that branch. Come this minute, before you fall and break your foolish neck!" "Yes, and then we'll have had all our trouble for nothing." This was wise old Dr. Muskrat, no one else! "Come quick!" Chips Beaver said next. "You don't want to sleep out in the brush another night, do you?" "Eh?" gasped the coon. "Where did everybody come from?" "We've been here over so long." George Our Boy Reporter Fare an warmer an Mister Beese Besole an Mister Claude Gammon an Mister Wilbur Counts an Mister Chester Percy got rested for rollin a nuther man. I gess he wus a fat man ah they want to get him thin cause Mister Harry Riley sed sum peeple told him if he wood roll on the flore he wood get thin an he sed he told them he wood rather be like he is than get down so low in the world to get thin. Nobuddy wus hurt. jim dash Mister Ahborn sed wood you please throw your trash in the baskit wich is rite by the ritin desk in the post-office wich it is for sted of throwin them on the flore wich looks like the dickens all the time he said less he stade out thare an picked them up all the time wich heaint got time to do he sed cause Anahelm is grown so fast he dont no what to do with his self. jim dash You better pay your lite bill rite now less you want it to cost more than its worth to be lazy Mister Wallace sed wich is the man what takes your munney for lites. Every time when I go up in the city hall I go see Miss Kuhl also wich is the city nurse when your baby gets sick an you dont no whats the matter. I like Miss Kuhl cause she smiles. Sum people they dont smile much cause they are frade I gess it wood cost sumthin. jim dash Mister Efker he wares his hare long in the back cause hes got a bump on the back of his hed wich he sed cum from bein good nachered. He smokes cigars all the time Mister-Efker sed but he sed it dont make him sick cause they aint only wun haff of wun per cent tobacker in them like neer beer. jim dash Mister Harold Clairmont wich is jess like lectricity cause he is a live wire the cheef sed cum from Boston wich is ware evry kid in school has got to no evry word in the dickshunary less he cant graduate from school. Miss Mattie Lou Robinson wich is my teecher told me I shoodnt ought to fall out with the dickshunary so much but I dont cause sumbuddy is always sittin on it in thare chare to make them higher. It aint much good neether cause the cover is gettin busted now. thirty Between Ourselves By Della M. Stewart By DELLA M. STEWART "I just know I wouldn't like her, she has such a peculiar mouth." It was an otherwise intelligent woman speaking, never dreaming how her speech was showing her narrowness of vision. Prejudice is such a dangerous vice. It creeps on one so insidiously. but isn't it. Just where we might be expected to call charity and slowness of judgment to our aid we don't. Somehow we forget that there may be perfectly honest differences of outlook, and that more than one road may lead to the same place. More than ever we need to fight this common vice as we grow in years. Our minds do not need to atrophy as our muscles stiffen. Let's learn to look at both sides of a question. If there's a third side, and there sometimes is, let's look at that Between Ourselves By Della M. Stewart By DELLA M. STEWART "I just know I wouldn't like her, she has such a peculiar mouth." It was an otherwise intelligent woman speaking, never dreaming how her speech was showing her narrowness of vision. Prejudice is such a dangerous vice. It creeps on one so insidiously. Its possessor generally is so unconscious of its presence. Prejudice is one of the gravest symptoms of contracted mentality and narrow vision. Yet it's very common. Heredity, environment and training all help to sadden us with its heavy load. Fortunate are we if we break away. Prejudice always consorts with ignorance. Actual knowledge will dispel much. That is, it will if coupled with fairness of mind. It seems strange that religion should be one of the snuggest harbors for such a vice, but isn't it. Just where we might be expected to call charity and slowness of judgment to our aid we don't. Somehow we forget that there may be perfectly honest differences of outlook, and that more than one road may lead to the same place. More than ever we need to fight this common vice as we grow in years. Our minds do not need to atrophy as our muscles stiffen. Let's learn to look at both sides of a question. If there's a third side, and there sometimes is, let's look at that also. We shall get much more out of life if we do. Chicago Man Is Killed By Two Masked Bandits Chicago, Nov. 5—Anton Basetic, 35, was shot and killed by two bandits today when he attempted to resist their efforts to hold up the real estate office of C. L. Jurks. Basetic, a customer, was in the office when the holdup occurred. The bandits escaped without obtaining any funds. IF I EVEN HAD TEN BUCKS I COULD TAKE HER TO A SHOW, JUST TEN BUCKS! IN FACT WE COULD HAVE A PRET FAIR TIME ON FIVE BUCKS! THAT WOULD GET US IN AN' OUT OF A CABARET! JUST FIVE BUCKS YEP, THAT WOULD DO IT ALL RIGHT! Saturday, November 5, 1921. HERALD SUBSCRIPTION RATES One Month by Carrier $ .65 One Year by Mall $4.00 One Month by Mall $ .40 Entered at the Postoffice at Anaheim, California, as second-class matter. Oldsmobile & 4 TWIN FOUR TWO WONDERFUL AUTOMOBILE VALUES The increasing demand for Oldsmobiles throughout California is due solely to the fact that Oldsmobiles outperform and outdemonstrate all competing cars. Present owners know this statement to be a fact—the The increasing demand for Oldsmobiles throughout California is due solely to the fact that Oldsmobiles outperform and outdemonstrate all competing cars. Present owners know this statement to be a fact—the general motoring public is rapidly becoming convinced of Oldsmobile superiority. Fours Cord Twin Fours $1365 Tires $1865 Here Here J. J. De Vaux H. S. GELNETTE, Mgr, 328 West Center St, Anaheim, Cal. The Walnut Cafe and Confectionery “ANAHEIM’S NEWEST CAFE” Open For Business With Everything To Eat and Drink. WE NEVER CLOSE Laine & Hardacre 135 W. Center St. OPTOMETRIST Glasses Fitted Ten years a member of the North Dakota state board of examiners in optometry. OPTOMETRIST Glasses Fitted Ten years a member of the North Dakota state board of examiners in optometry. Advanced optical knowledge together with twenty-three years' experience makes our name stand for SERVICE. Using the Vertex Lenses for testing together with the most scientific instruments on the market. Dr. WALTER R. BLAKELY — OPTOMETRIST — Office Over S. Q. R. Store Hours, Except Sunday 8 to 12; 1 to 5:30 Special Appointment By Request If you have a spare room a HERALD WANT AD will find a tenant for you. Phone 540 —By POP MOMAND "HM-ER-ER UNK COULD YOU SLIP ME TH' PRICE OF A COUPLE OF SEATS TO TH' MOVIES?"