anaheim-bulletin 1959-04-21

MUTT AND JEFF — THAT'S THE FOURTH ONE THIS WEEK! SIR, CAN YOU TELL US HOW TO GET TO NEW STREET? VIRGIL — GOOD NIGHT TREE— I HAVE TO GO TO BED NOW-BUT ILL FEEL YOU IN TH' MORNING MICKEY FINN — THE DOCTOR SAID PHIL CAN BEGIN TAKING SHORT WALKS NOW? YES! BUT WE'RE AFRAID HE'S NOT GON'T TO BE IN ANY HURRY TO START! HE'S ENJOYING ALL THE ATTENTION HE'S GETTING, EH? THAT'S IT! ALL HIS FRIENDS COMIN' TO SEE HIM- THE "GET WELL" CARDS- THE FLOWERS AND FRUIT -AND EVERYTHING! BUT YOU'VE GOT TO GET OUT IN THE FRESH AIR, PHIL-IT'S A LITTLE TOO STUFFY IN HERE! THE DOCTOR SAID PHIL CAN BEGIN TAKING SHORT WALKS NOW? YES! BUT WE'RE AFRAID HE'S NOT GOIN' TO BE IN ANY HURRY TO START! HE'S ENJOYING ALL THE ATTENTION HE'S GETTING EH? THAT'S IT! ALL HIS FRIENDS COMIN' TO SEE HIM—THE "GET WELL" CARD'S—THE FLOWERS AND FRUIT —AND EVERYTHING! B.C. — DIXIE DUGAN RUTHERFORD! RIVETS — THE JACKSON TWINS THE KIDS'LL BE LEAVING THE DANCE AND HEADING FOR THE SNACK SHACK PRETTY SOON, JAN! I GUESS SO! DARN IT, I WISH I COULD GET TO SLEEP! IT'S SPOOKY! I KEEP THINKING ABOUT SANDY PILLON! ME, TOO! MEANWHILE YOU HAVEN'T BEEN LIVING IT UP LIKE USUAL SANDY! FEEL OKAY? RED RYDER — GET AWAY FROM MY HOSS! HE'LL KILL YOU! I SHOULDN'T HAVE HIT HIM BO WARD! BUT HIM TRY TO KILL YOU! NOT YOUR FAULT HIM FALL OUT WINDOW! By AI Smith CAN YOU TELL HOW TO GET TO NEW STREET? SORRY... I'M A PEDESTRIAN! I DON'T HELP CARS! THE BERRYS — WHY DOES JIM DRINK SO MUCH MILK? IT MAKES HIS TEETH AND BONES STRONG! BY GOLLY! ILL HAVE A GLASS OF MILK,TOO! OH, NO, YOU WONIT! By Len Klein ILL LEAVE TH' BLINDS OPEN THERE'S A PROGRAM AT 9:15 I THINK YOU'LL ENJOY! JOE PALOOKA — KEEP YOUR HANDS UP AND DON'T TURN AROUND...I'll TAKE YOUR MONEY!! POW! By Lank Leonard BUT YOU'VE GOT TO GET OUT IN THE FRESH AIR, PHIL-IT'S A LITTLE TOO STUFFY IN HERE! WELL, I CAN'T AFFORD TO RUSH THINGS, HOGAN! I'M LUCKY TO BE ALIVE! REVEREND — I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I GOT IT! BY JOHNNY HART MY TUX! BY McEvoy and Strielol BY GEORGE Sixte REVEREND — I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I GOT TWIN EARTHS — TINA IS BEING BLOWN FARTHER OUT TO SEA ON THAT RUBBER RAFT EVERY MINUTE, NAN AND IT'S GETTING DARKER! MARK TRAIL — IM'M SORRY, VIVIAN, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A HOSTESS FOR THE DANCE...BUT I'VE ALREADY PROMISED SOME FRIENDS TO INVESTIGATE A FISHING RESORT IN THE NORTH WOODS! GEORGE BLAKELY, DO YOU REALIZE THAT EVERY TIME I MAKE PLANS FOR SOMETHING WORTHWHILE YOU CHASE ON ONE OF THOSE DISGUSTING FISHING TRIPES? SUPERMAN — A THREATENING OUTER SPACE MESSAGE THAT CONCERNS ME? IT STATES THAT THE RECENT DISASTERS WHICH SHOCK OUR PLANET, WERE NOT ACCIDENTAL IN ORIGIN, AND FURTHER... By Dick Brooks MEANWHILE YOU HAVEN'T BEEN LIVING IT UP LIKE USUAL SANDY! FEEL OKAY? THE TIME HAS COME! I'VE GOT A HEADACHE, WFF! I MEAN IT'S LIKE BONGOS! TAKE ME HOME! By Fred Harmon HIM TRY TO YOU! NOT R FAULT HIM FALL JUT WINDOW! OOF! IT STATES THAT THE RECENT DISASTERS WHICH SHOOK OUR PLANET, WERE NOT ACCIDENTAL IN ORIGIN, AND FURTHER... THE SAINT — I'M TAKING NO CHANCES ON HUM SNEAKING BACK TO EAVESDROP AGAIN, GRETA! PEANUTS ALL RIGHT, NOW THIS IS WHAT WE CALL "GLIDING PRACTICE!" I WANT EACH OF YOU COME INTO THIRD BACK DO THE BEST SUIDE YO Tuesday, April 21, 1959 Anaheim (Cal.) Bulletin—B-5 By Carl Grubert BY GOLLY! ILL HAVE A GLASS OF MILK, TOO! OH, NO, YOU WON'T! HOW ABOUT MY BONES AND TEETH? SORRY THERE'S JUST ENOUGH FOR BREAKFAST! A GALLON OF MILK, PLEASE! By Ham Fisher POW HO-HO-- ZEE FOOL AD NO WEAPON! GOOD BOY, NAPOLEON... WHEN! I PROTECT MY LIFE SAVE ENGOS! ...SACRE HOM DE HOM!! MY MONEYS EES GONE...ZAT!! @ FORTUNE TELLER STOLE SET! By Bill O'Malley By Bill O'Malley I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I'M JUST TOO FAST FOR THIS LEAGUE By Oscar Lebock WAIT HERE, RIC... I'LL RUN BACK AND PHONE THE POLICE AND COAST GUARD! AND A FEW MILES OFF-SHORE. By Ed Dodd I DIDN'T HOSTESS BUT I'VE USED INVES-ING RESORT WOODS! I'VE TRIED SO HARD SO DESPERATELY HARD TO GAIN SOME SOCIAL RECOGNITION IN THIS TOWN...BUT I'VE GOTTEN NO HELP FROM YOU...NONE! BLAKELY, DO YOU REALIZE ANY TIME I MAKE PLANS FOR WORTHWHILE YOU CHASE OFF HOSE DISGUSTING FISHING TRIPS! ...AND NOW WHEN THE ONE BIG CHANCE COMES ALONG...THE CHANCE FOR US TO STAND IN THE RECIPE-TION LINE AT THE CLUB WITH THE PURHAM VAN WINCLES, YOU'RE GOING FISHING! By Wayne Boring STATES THAT THE RECENT ASTERS WHICH KOK OUR PLANET, WE NOT ACCIDENTAL IN ORIGIN, AND FURTHER... THAT THE DISASTERS WILL RESUME ONCE AGAIN, AND EVEN MORE VIOLENTLY UNLESS... STATES THAT THE RECENT MASTERS WHICH LOOK OUR PLANET, WE NOT ACCIDENTAL IN ORIGIN, AND FURTHER... THAT THE DISASTERS WILL RESUME ONCE AGAIN, AND EVEN MORE VOLENTLY UNLESS... YOU GO TO YOUR SECRET HEADQUARTERS AND AWAIT FURTHER DEVELOPMENTS! PLEASE TRY TO REMEMBER THAT THE NAME IS NOW MGA!...AND WHY SHOULD WE NOT TAKE ANY GOOD SUGGESTION, EVEN FROM HIM IF IT MAKES IT EASIER FOR US TO HANDLE XAMU? BECAUSE, PERHAPS IT MIGHT HELP TO CONFIRM YOU AS A GODDESS ALL OVER AGAIN—BUT WHEREWOULD IT LEAVE ME? OH, FOR THE MOMENT, I WAS NOT THINKING ABOUT YOU! I WANT EACH OF YOU TO COME INTO THIRD BASE AND DO THE BEST SLIDE YOU CAN! EVERY TEAM HAS TO HAVE A CLOWN...