anaheim-bulletin 1959-04-16

MUTT AND JEFF — ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT SPAGHETTI, SIR? SURE I'M SURE! I LIKE SPAGHETTI! STOEWALK CAFE HEY! YOU SHOULD ORDERED E VIRGIL — DO NOT FEED UH UH HEY YOU! DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS WATCH IT! DO NOT FEED MICKEY FINN — PHIL ISN'T DON'T GOOD, EH? NO! HE'S RUNNIN' A VERY HIGH FEVER -AND THEY CAN'T SEEM TO BRING IT DOWN! IT MUST BE THAT JINX—STILL WORKIN' ON HIM! YEAH! HE WAS PROBABLY ALL WRONG IN THINKIN' HE COULD GET CLEAR OF IT-BY GIVIN' THE STATUE AWAY! NO CHANGE? B.C. — MY NEW INNOVATION — THE SPHERICAL WHEEL! IT'S OUTSTANDING FEATURE IS THAT IT CAN'T FALL OVER. DIXIE DUGAN AM EMPTY BOX—WHAT A GAG —WHAT A SENSE OF HUMOR MOM WHO—HA-HA-HA!! OUTRAGEOUS! WHY SHOULD SHE PLAY WITH OUR EMOTIONS LIKE THIS?? PROBABLY A TEST, MISS HACKETT—and YOU FAILED IT THIS ISN'T IT (CHUCKLE) CHEER UP, SIS—the BOX WILL MAKE A NICE TREASURE CHEST FOR YOU—JUST ABOUT YOUR SIZE YOU CAN GO TO—ALL OF YOU! RIVETS — THAT'S THE ONLY BALL WE HAVE! I WOUND IT UP. WELL JUST HAVE TO MAKE THE BEST OF IT. OH-OH! IT'S RAVELLING AGAIN! I GUESS THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN USE THE BALL FOR NOW. THE JACKSON TWINS THE JACKSON TWINS LET'S SEE, NOW! I CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO THE BARN! I MIGHT GET CAUGHT! THE BEST REAL WOULD BE TO WRECK ITS REPUTATION.... AND THE TWINS' ALONG WITH IT! MAYBE FAKE SOME THINGS... NEW THAT'S IT! PAULA KNOWS SON! SHE JAN AND ARE DONE TONIGH RED RYDER — I TELL YOU I HEARD A SHOT-CLERK! ME, TOO—IN THAT ROOM NEXT TO MINELLA! I WONDER WHO'S DEAD? DEAD MEN DON'T MAKE THAT MUCH NOSE—I'M KEEPIN' OUTA TH'WAY! AND IN THE HOTEL ROOM! BRAVE NOW—WITH THOSE PISTOLS. HUH? I WANT A PAIR FIGHT! By Al Smith YOU SHOULD HAVE ORDERED SOMETHING ELSE, SIR! AL SMITH THE BERRYS — PETER, THAT'S A BOOK I BORROWED FROM JEAN YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT! IT LOOKS VERY INTERESTING! By Len Kleis WATCH IT! WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO CATCH YOU SOME FLIES? 200 JOE PALOOKA — EEN ONE MINUTES I WOULD INVEST MY MONEYS EEN A RESTAURANT...I AM MAGNIFICIOUE CHER. AN' I 'AVE BEEYOOTIPOOL APPETITE, TOO! MAY I REAL YOUR PALM SIR? By Lank Leonard NO CHANGE? NO, DOCTOR -HE'S JUST THE SAME! REVEREND — MOM! KIN I HAVE SOME OF YOUR DELICIOUS ROLLIS? THE REVEREND IS... YES, DEAR By Johnny Hart EVER CONSIDERED INVENTING "THE BALL?" By McEvoy and Striebal UP, SIS — WILL MAKE REASURE OR YOU ABOUT ZEE YOU CAN GO TO... ALL OF YOU! QUITTING? NO! I GUESS THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN USE THE BALL FOR NOW. By Dick Brooks MOM! KIN I HAVE SOME OF YOUR DELICIOUS ROLLS? THE REVEREND IS... YES, DEAR TWIN EARTHS — THE TINY RADIO TRANSMITTER IN LAURA'S HEAD SUDDENLY CONTROLS HER MIND! IM NUMBER 60, NOW IN SAN DIEGO! HAVE YOU RECOVERED THE POWER UNIT YET? NO... INFORM FALSE SEARCH SUPERMAN — NEWS DESK? I'VE QUESTIONED TOP SCIENTISTS, AND THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO EXPLANATION FOR THE SERIES OF DISASTERS THAT SHOOK THE WORLD! REWRITE! I A VOLCANO ERUPT AND EARTHQUAIS IS ABOUT TO EXPLAIN THE SAINT — WELL, I'VE GIVEN THEM SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT—BUT I'VE PLENTY TO THINK ABOUT MYSELF! I MIGHT MAKE FOR THEM IF I HOW LONG CAN PRODUCING THE THE SAINT — WELL, I'VE GIVEN THEM SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT—BUT I'VE PLENTY TO THINK ABOUT MYSELF! I MIGHT MAKE FOR THEM IF I HOW LONG CAN PRODUCING THE PEANUTS SAY, LINUS... ABOUT THAT BLANKET... BY DICK Brooks PAULA KNOWS POSSE PETERSON! SHE'S KNOW WHAT PEAR JAN AND JILL ARE DOING TONIGHT! OH, THIS WILL BE YELLS! BY FRED HORMAN BRAVE NOW WITH THOSE PISTOLS. HUH? I WANT A FAIR FIGHT! I'LL OBLIGE ANY WAIT TILL YOUR COAT IS OFF! TAKE MY PISTOL LITTLE BEAVER! YOU LOCO BUT ME DO! Thursday, April 18, 1959. Anaheim (CaL) Bulletin—C-3 By Carl Grubert IT LOOKS VERY INTERESTING! IT'S JUST PLAIN RUBBISH YOU SHOULDN'T WASTE YOUR TIME READING IT! BESIDES, I HAVEN't FINISHED IT YET! By Ham Fisher MAY I READ YOUR PALM, SIR? WHY, SURE, MISS--GO AHEAD! THERE WILL SOON BE TWO HAPPY EVENTS IN YOUR LIFE...YOUR WIFE WILL HAVE A BABY AND YOUR MANAGER WILL BE MARRIED! GWEEK, MAN'SSELLE--READ MY 'AND!!' By Bill O'Malley KIN I HAVE SOME OF YOUR DELICIOUS ROLLIS? THE REVEREND IS-- YES, DEAR GOING TO GIVE US KIDS SOME BATTING PRACTICE AND-- HOW NICE WE LOST OUR BALL! By Oscar Lebeck NO...PIPPOS INFORMATION WAS FALSE! WE'RE STILL SEARCHING! AS HER THOUGHTS BROADCAST TOMO WORDS, LAURA IS VIRTUALLY A TWO-WAY RADIO! YOU'D BETTER COMPLETE YOUR MISSION AS SOON AS POSSIBLE OR RISK BEING RECALLED... YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! By Wayne Boring REWRITE! I ASKED IF THE VOLCANO ERUPTION, TIDAL WAVE, AND EARTHQUAKE MEAN THAT EARTH IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE, LIKE SUPERMAN'S HOME! PLANET, KRYPTON, THE ANSWER: NO! THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT! CLARK, PERRY WHITE WANTS YOU TO HURRY BACK, SEEMS THE ARMY IS BLAMING SUPERMAN FOR THE DISASTERS, OR SOMETHING! WHAT? ILL BE RIGHT THERE! By Leslie Charteris I MIGHT MAKE A LOT OF TROUBLE FOR THEM IF I HAD TIME-BUT HOW LONG CAN I STALL ON PRODUCING THE BRIGHT IDEA THEY NEED? WELL! A FELLOW DOESN'T HAVE MUCH PRIMACY AROUND HERE! By Leslie Charteris I MIGHT MAKE A LOT OF TROUBLE FOR THEM IF I HAD TIME- BUT HOW LONG CAN I STALL ON PRODUCING THE BRIGHT IDEA THEY NEED? WELL! A FELLOW DOESN'T HAVE MUCH PRIMACY AROUND HERE! SAY, LINUS... ABOUT THAT BLANKET. OH, I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU HAD BROUGHT IT OUT ONTO THE FIELD WITH YOU, AND I JUST DIDN'T THINK THAT. Read The Anaheim Bulletin