anaheim-bulletin 1959-04-11

1-2—Anochelm (Col.) Bulletin Saturday, April 11, 1959 MUTT AND JEFF — SPRING SUITS A PERFECT FIT SIR! STEP OUTSIDE IN THE DAYLIGHT AND SEE! VIRGIL — MY SISTER'S ONLY TWO YEARS OLD AND ALREADY SHE CAN WRITE HER NAME THAT'S A NAME? SURE! WHAT IS YOUR NAME ANSWER? MICKEY FINN — W- WHAT IS IT, PHIL? W- WHAT HAPPENED? T- TERRIBLE PAIN JUST AS I STARTED UP THE 8-STEPS! WE'LL GET HIM IN TOM! YOU CALL THE DOCTOR! OKAY! HE'S COOL EVENT OR WHAT DO THINK IT W- WHAT IS IT, PHIL? W- WHAT HAPPENED? T- TERRIBLE PAIN JUST AS I STARTED UP THE 8 STEPS! M- THAT YOU CALL THE DOCTOR! WHAT DO YOU THINK IT B.C. — WEVE BEEN FLOATING ALL DAY AND I HAVENT SEEN A SIGN OF LAND. BOY! IT SURE GETS DARK OUT HERE. IT'LL SOON BE MORNING, THEN WE'LL KNOW WHERE WE ARE. DIXIE DUGAN I COULD ALMOST FEEL SORRY FOR HER YOU SHOULD STEVE—ANYBODY WHO TORTURES HIMSELF LIKE SHE'S BEEN DOING DESERVES A LITTLE PITY— I WONDER IF MOM IS GIVING US ALL THE RUB! I WONDER IF THERE IS A METAL BOX WITH HER WILL INSIDE IT? HOW COULD YOU DOUBT HER WORD, STEVE? RIVETS — THE JACKSON TWINS WHEN, THIS PLACE IS SO HUGE WE'LL NEVER FIX IT UP WITHOUT BOYS! IVE ABOUT HAD IT! I DON'T SEE HOW WE CAN EVER BEAT SANDY AS LONG AS THE COPS AND THE BOYS ARE ON HER SIDE! "ON HER SIDE" IS PUTTING IT MILD JILL/ YOUR OLD STEADY, WIFFIE, IS PRACTICALLY HER SLAVE! RED RYDER ME HOPE CLERK HERE IN HOTEL DIDN'T HEAR ME DROP-UM PICTURE! LE'S PICK IT UP AN' GET OUTA HERE. YOW-IE! LOOK-LIM! TH' NEGATIVES WE WERE SEARCHING FOR! NOW, AN' M PRINT NEG By Al Smith THE BERRYS — OH! OH! THERE COMES EDDIE! HOW DO I SH LITTLE JIM T WHO HAS 3 DA By Lank Leonard JOB PALOOKA — ON WEEK JECORE FOR ME SET NAPOLION LE BOFF IN AEROMAR EN SPORTS BEGINNER... POOT ON THE GLoves! MARK TRAIL — I DON'T KNOW HOW WE'RE GONNA GET ALONG WITH YOUR PAW GONE, TOM! WHAT DOES ME THINK IT IS? THINGS! THAT HE COULDN'T TELL-UNTIL HE GOT HERE! BY JOHNNY HORT IT'LL SOON BE MORNING, THEN WE'LL KNOW WHERE WE ARE. I THINK IT BEST WE DON'T MENTION THIS TO ANYONE. REVEREND — ONE OF THESE DAYS I MUST GET OUT AND TAKE THE KINKS OUT OF THE BASEBALL SEASON OPENS OL' SOUP BONE! SOUP BONE! BY McEvoy and Stribel TWIN EARTHS — I'VE SEARCHED THIS PLACE THOROUGHLY...NO SIGN OF THE POWER UNIT, AND I'D BETTER CLEAR OUT NOW! BY GEORGE Sixte SUPERMAN — LOOK! A Giant Swarm OF ROCKS IS FLYING THROUGH THE SKY OUT TO SEA! GREAT SCOTTY! UNIDENTIFIED FLYING BOULDERS!!! By Dick Brooks AND SPEAKING OF SLAVES, HERE COMES CLEOPATRA IN HER CHOPPED AND CHANNELLED BARSE NOW! THE SAINT — AND FOR XAMUS BENEFIT-WHEN WE HAVE THOUGHT OF ANOTHER GOOD STORY-MY NEXT TRANSFORMATION MIGHT BE MADE THE SUBJECT OF AN IMPRESSIVE MIRACLE! By Fred Harmon NEGATIVES WERE SEARCHING FOR! NOW, TO GET BACK ANY MAKE SOME PRINTS OF THOSE NEGATIVES. PEANUTS C'MON LINUS. MOTHER SAYS SUPPER IS READY... By Carl Grubert HOW DO I SHOW OFF LITTLE JIM TO A GUY WHO HAS 3 DAUGHTERS? OH, WELL...I'll just let him do the talking! SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW? By Ham Fisher OKAY GLAD TO NEED. EN GARDE! LET'S GO. NAPOLEON! TOUCHE...A TOWBAN PAIRDONS, MONSEUR! WHACK! By Ed Dodd KNOW HOW WE'RE ALONG WITH PAW GONE, TOM! WARDEN CHIP GAVE ME THIS ENVELOPE FOR YOU TOM...YOU'D BETTER OPEN IT! I'll make us a living somenow, ma...don't you KNOW HOW WE'RE ALONG WITH POW GONE, TOM! WARDEN CHIP SAVE ME THIS ENVELOPE FOR YOU TOM...YOU'D BETTER OPEN IT! I'll make us a living bomehow, ma...don't you worry! By Bill O'Malley SOUP BONE! BY Oscar Lobock I'll turn off this sound transmitter outside and release man from her shocked state. AM I DREAMING? EVERYTHING SEEMED FROZEN A SECOND ABOUND SUDdenly THINGS ARE HALF THAWED...THE ICE MELTED! By Wayne Boring DOWN INTO THE PATH OF THE TREMENDOUS TIDAL WAVE SWEEPING TOWARD METROPOLIS RAIN THE BOULDERS! INSTANTS LATER, THE TIDAL WAVE CRASHES IMPOTENTLY AGAINST A MASSIVE BOULDER MAN! ILL DISMANTLE THE DIM AFTER THE MASSIVE WAVE SWEEPS BACK TO SEA! SWEEPING TOWARD METROPOLIS RAIN THE BOULDERS! THE MASSIVE WAVE SWEEPS BACK TO SEA! By Leslie Charteris WHICH WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST MUTATION RABBIT YOU've PULLED OUT OF A BATTERED HAT,WOULD IT, SWEETHEART? BUT IF I MAY BUTT IN ON SOMETHING I'M NOT STRICTLY RETAINED FOR,ID ADVISE AGAINST IT! By Schulz I DON'T WANT ANY SUPPER! ALL RIGHT BUT IF YOU DON'T EAT YOU WON'T GROW! I THOUGHT YOU GOT BIG JUST FROM HAVING BIRTHDAYS!