anaheim-bulletin 1959-04-10

MUTT AND JEFF — I BOUGHT IT FROM THE POLICE DEPARTMENT! THEY DON'T USE THEM ANY MORE! PUT PUT PUT HE BUYS MORE USELESS THINGS THAN ANVBODY. I KNOW! SUPER SALES VIRGIL — -BUT SEVEN TIMES SEVEN IS FORTY-NINEWHY? JUST BECAUSE HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO SOME MAN SAID SO- DOES THAT MAKE IT RIGHT? MICKEY FINN — WELL, YOU SHOULD BE MIGHTY GLAD IT'S ALL VER, PHIL-AND THAT YOU CAN FORGET THE JINX, AT LAST! AND HOW! I'M SUURE GOIN' TO SLEEP SOUND TONIGHT! GOOD NIGHT, PHIL! GOOD NIGHT! SEE YOU IN THE MORNING! CLANCY HELP! NELL YOU SHOULD BE MIGHTY GLAD IT'S ALL JVER, PHIL-AND THAT YOU CAN FORGET THE JINX, AT LAST! AND HOW! I'M SURE GON'T TO SLEEP SOUND TONIGHT! B.C. — THE REASON I'M SO CLUMSY IS THAT I HAVE NO DIGNITY! FROM NOW ON, I SHALL REEK OF DIGNITY! DIXIE DUGAN The FINDER OR THE SMALL METAL BOX WILL ENHERT THE HACKETT ESTATE! CLANK YOU—THINK YOU'LL FIND IT—I KNOW BUT-YOU-WON'T DO YOU—HEAR-ME?? YOU—YOU— RIVETS — THE JACKSON TWINS WHY DON'T YOU FORGET STEW WHITE AND CONCENTRATE ON ME, SANDY? HE'S GONE OVER TO SEE THE FEMALE BARN. SO HOW'S ABOUT US DRIVING OUT TO THE PIKE BARBECUE FOR A COW SANDWICH? GET YOUR CAR! YAY, YAY! WILL DO! I CAN SMELL THOSE BURGERS NOW! WE'RE NOT GOING THERE, BIRD-BRAIN! RED RYDER — THEM NOT HERE, RED RYDER! BUT THEY'VE GOT TO BE! NOW IF I WAS A CROOK, WHERE WOULD I HIDE NOSE NEGATIVES! BUT YOU NOT CROOK! UM A PICTURE UPSIDE DOWN, HAT ODD! CAREFUL KID! By Al Smith SUPER SALES BY LANK LEONARD THE BERRYS — MOM, DO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE ALL RIGHT... IF I STARTED A COLLECTION OF BASEBALL PLAYERS AUTOGRAPHS? I GUESSED SO. DOES THAT MAKE IT RIGHT? I'D RATHER THINK FOR MYSELF! JOE PALOOKA — IM SORRY, MISTER... I DON'T KNOW YOU! MA FO! I AM HAPOLEON LE BOFF...YOUR FRAN BATEESE, WHO IS MY CUZZIN-HE PROMISE YOU WEEL 'ELP ME! HMM... SUURE- IF I CAN! CLANCY! HELP! MARK TRAIL — LATER HE'S OKAY, TOM... JUST SWALLOWED A LITTLE WATER! HELP! JAME BROWN THE U.S. & PAC OCEAN THOROUGH SEASONS By Johnny Hart STARTING WITH HUMBLE DIGNITY. By McEvoy and Striebel YOU—THINK YOU'LL NOW IT—I KNOW—YOU WON'T—YOU HEAR—ME??—YOU By George Sixte REVEREND — MATINEE TODAY TWIN EARTHS — OUT LIKE A LIGHT! THESE HIGH-FREQUENCY SOUND WAVES ACT LIKE AN ANESTHETIC UNLESS EAR PLUGS ARE WORN! I'D BEET THIS FRO PACKAG BEFORE FREE SUPERMAN — A TITANIC TIDAL WAVE SWEEPS TO WARD METROPOLIS! THE COAST BATTERED THAT O'THOUSAND LOST...PRO RUN INTO UNL THE SAINT — I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO THINK OF A By Dick Brooks WE'RE NOT GOING THERE BIRD BRAIN! IM GOING OVER TO GET STEW WHITE OUT OF THAT BARN IF I HAVE TO DRAG HIM OUT! THE SAINT — I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO THINK OF A GOOD EXPLANATION FOR YOU LOOKING SO DIFFERENT, AND SO XAMU STILL HAS A SNEAKING WORRY THAT YOU MIGHT BE AN IMPOSTOR! PEANUTS — IT SAYS HERE THAT YOUNG PEOPLE OF TODAY DON'T BELIEVE IN ANY CAUSES. THAT'S NOT TRUE AT ALL! I BELIEVE IN A CAUSE. I BELIEVE IN ME! I'M MY OWN CAUSE! IF I'M NOT A CAUSE, WHAT IS? I BELIEVE IN THE CAUSE OF GOOD OR ME! THAT'S THE CAUSE I BELIEVE IN! I'M THE BEST CAUSE I KNOW, AND I BELIEVE IN THAT CAUSE! I'M THE... GOOD GRIEF! By Fred Hermon CAREFUL KID! IT TOO LATE TO BE CAREFUL! CRASH Friday April 10, 1958 Anaheim (Cal.) Bulletin—A-11 By Carl Grubert IF I STARTED A COLLECTION OF BASEBALL PLAYERS AUTOGRAPHS? I GUESS SO! HM-M...COLLECTING AUTOGRAPHS IS A NICE HOBBY! MAY I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH? By Ham Fisher HM-M...SURE...IF I CAN! BIEN! YOU WAIT EEN REENG...I RETURN EEN A MOMENTS! YOU LA! YOU BEHOL'T THE WORLD'S 'LA SAVATE' CHOMPEEN! LA SAVATE' IS AN OLD FRENCH BOXING STYLE. By Ed Dodd LATER HE'B OKAY, TOM...JUST SWALLOWED A LITTLE WATER! IM SORRY I HAVE TO TURN YOUR FATHER IN TOM...BUT HE DID BREAK THE LAW! I KNOW IT, MR. TRAIL... PAW JUST DIDN'T KNOW ANY OTHER WAY TO MAKE A LIVING! HEY, TOM, THERE'S YOUR MOTHER AND THE GAME WARDEN! By Bill O'Malley TOM...JUST SWALLOWED A LITTLE WATER! I KNOW IT, MR. TRAIL... PAW JUST DIDN'T KNOW ANY OTHER WAY TO MAKE A LIVING! By Bill O'Malley NAME DROPPER! By Oscar Lebeck I'D BETTER TAKE THIS FROZEN FOOD PACKAGE FROM HER BEFORE HER HAND FREEZES! I'll TURN THE TRANSMITTER OFF WHEN I LEAVE AND NAN WILL RECOVER NEVER KNOWING I'VE BEEN HERE OR THAT ANY TIME HAS PASSED. By Wayne Boring THE COAST LINE WILL BE BATTLED TO A PULP BY THAT GIANT WAVE... THOUSANDS OF LIVES LOST... PROPERTY DAMAGE RUN INTO THE MILLIONS... UNLESS... SUPERMAN ARROWS INLAND, TO THE ROCKY MOUNTAINS... NO TIME EVEN TO LOOK BACKWARDS! MY AIM HAD BETTER BE MATHEMATICALLY PRECISE, OR ELSE! By Leslie Charteris I HAD TO DISGUISE MYSELF TO GO TO EUROPE, MY DEAR TOFF! AND ON THAT ABOMINABLE RETURN TRIP FROM CIVILIZATION HOW COULD I BUT THERE IS NO REASON NOW WHY I SHOULD NOT LEAVE OFF THESE CONTACT, LENSES AND THIS WIG. THE SAINT NEED NO TIME EVEN TO LOOK BACKWARDS! MY AIM HAD BETTER BE MATHEMATICALLY PRECISE, OR ELSE! By Leslie Charteris I HAD TO DISGUISE MYSELF TO GO TO EUROPE, MY DEAR TOFF! 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