anaheim-bulletin 1959-04-01

MUTT AND JEFF — OH, MRS. MUTT! COME SEE THE NEW WATCH DOG I BOUGHT FOR YOU! HE'S ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS! VIRGIL — -GIRLS ARE SUCH SISIES THEN CAN'T DO ANYTHING! YOUR MOTHER IS A GIRL, TOO WHY-YOU AMFUL PERSON! MICKEY FINN B-BUT WHO KNOWS WHERE ITS "NEST" IS OR WAS-NOW A-AFTER A THOUSAND YEARS? AM SURE "NEST" MENTIONED IN OLD CHINESE SAYING HAS LONG SINCE DISAPPEARED FROM EARTH! T-THEN IT NEVER CAN BE RETURNED THERE—and WILL ALWAYS KEEP GOIN' AROUND BRINGIN' BAD LUCK! HAVE FEELING "NEST" MEANT PLACE LIKE ONE FROM WHICH STOLEN-A TEMPLE, CHURCH, MUSEUM— M-MUSEUM? YOU MEAN-AH—A MUSEUM MIGHT BE OKAY? B-BUT WHO KNOWS WHERE IT'S "NEST" IS OR WAS—NOW A-AFTER A THOUSAND YEARS? AM SURE "NEST" MENTIONED IN OLD CHINESE SAYING HAS LONG SINCE DISAPPEARED FROM EARTH! T-THEN IT NEVER CAN BE RETURNED THERE—and WILL ALWAYS KEEP GOIN' AROUND BRINGIN' BAD LUCK! HAVE FEELING "NEST" MEANT PLACE LIKE ONE FROM WHICH STOLEN—a TEMPLE, CHURCH, MUSEUM— B.C. — THAT BIG, STUPID BIRD IS FLYING OFF WITH MY PRIZE POSSESSION! WHAT'S THAT? AH! I THINK HE LET GO OF IT! LET GO OF WHAT? WHANG DIXIE DUGAN I HEARD NOises— SO DID I—WERE THEY YOURS?? I MEAN OTHER NOises RIVETS — THE JACKSON TWINS MY 5-SUBJECT T-TODAY IS...ER IS...ER... YRIES! JAN'S FREEZING! ILL HAVE TO TAKE OVER...BUT WITHOUT EMBRASSING THE POOR KID! OOPS!...OH, GEE, I KNOCKED YOUR NOTES ON THE FLOOR, JAN! HEY, QUIT PUSHING! SHH...JUST GET OVER THERE! RED RYDER SHE IS NOT HERE SAY. YOU HAVE A FOREIGN ACCENT. I WARN YOU, RYDER...I MUST SPEAK TO YVETTE. ANY YOU MUST BE HER BLACK MAILING PARTNER! LET'S JUST SAY IT'S TO YOUR ADVANTAGE TO MEET ME HERE AT THE HOTEL ASK FOR GASSTON! YOU STILL IN TROUBLE RED RYDER! By Al Smith BOOM AL SMITH THE BERRYS — BOO! JACKIE! YOU MUST NOT DO THAT! A PERSON WITH A WEAK HEART MIGHT COLLAPSE! APRIL POOL! By Len Kleis WHY - YOU ANFUL PERSON! -TRYING TO MAKE ME LOSE REPECT FOR MY MOTHER JOE PALOOKA — I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING ILLEGAL ABOUT LEEMY'S PITCH! IT'S POIFICKLY LEGIT... THIS BUMP MAKES THE BALL DANCE LIKE CRAZY HHM...SO THAT'S IT! OH, DOC, LOOK AT FINGER By Lank Leonard M-MUSEUM? YOU MEAN-AHA MUSEUM MIGHT BE OKAY? YES! AND OLD CHINESE JUGGLER-FRIEND MAKE FOLLOWING SUGGESTION— MARK TRAIL — IM SORRY, FOR TOM'S SAKE, TO FIND YOU POACHING, MR. LUDLOW! NOW LOOK A TRAIL...YOU AIN'T AIMIN' TO TURN ARE YOU BY JOHNNY HORT MY WHEEL! WHANG BY McEvoy and Striebel PARDON ME FOR THINKING ME BETTER FORD, BUT YOU WENT DOWNSTAIRS WHEN WE ALL RETIRED—WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP HERE? BY GEORGE SIXTE REVEREND — WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE, JAMIE? I WANT TO JOIN THE REVERE BUT- TWIN EARTHS — HOW ABOUT ASKING YOUR NEW NEIGHBORS, THE BLAKES, OVER FOR A GAME OF BRIDGE TONIGHT, CHRIS? NO, NAR, I PLANNED ON TRYING OUT THE POWER UNIT AGAIN! SWELL! WHEN DO WE GO OUT UNCLE CHRIST? SUPERMAN — THIS'LL SLOW MIM DOWN! THE SAINT — DID TOFF GIVE YOU AN INTERESTING DEAR YES, VEH EDUCATION HE'S STILL AT THE A By Dick Brooks HEY, QUIT PUSHING! SHH... JUST GET OVER THERE! AS I WAS SAYING, MY SUBJECT TODAY IS THE TEEN CANTEEN! PID THEY SWITCH PLACES JIM? WHO KNOWS ?? By Fred Harmon YOU STILL IN TROUBLE, RED RYDER! YEP! BUT NOW I'LL BRING IT OUT IN THI'OPEN! I WON'T BE BLACKMAILED! THE SAINT — DID TOFF GIVE YOU AN INTERESTING TOUR, MY DEAR SAINT? YES, VERY EDUCATION HE'S STILL AT THE M CHECKIN HAUL PEANUTS — BEETHOVEN LIKE GIRLS! Wednesday, April 1, 1950 Anaheim (Cal.) Bulletin—D-3 By Carl Grubert ACKIE! YOU MUSTN'T NO THAT! A PERSON WITH A WEAK HEART MIGHT COLLAPSE! APRIL FOOL! WHAT A NUT HOUSE! IM GLAD IVE GOT NERVES OF STEEL! WHACK! By Ham Fisher POIFICKLY THIS BUMP L DANCE HAM...SO THAT'S IT! OH, POC...TAKE A LOOK AT JERRY'S FINGER! RIGHT, CASEY! HAVE TH' CONTRACT READY... I'll sign with TH' YANKS SOON'S THIS GAME'S OVER! THERE - THE BUMP IS GONE! By Ed Dodd R TOM'S D YOU R LUDLOW! NOBODY'S GOT NO RIGHT TELLIN' ME I CAN'T HUNT PEER...THEY'RE HERE FOR THE TAKIN'! I'M AFRAID THE LAW DOESN'T AGREE WITH YOU ON THAT! NOW LOOKA HERE, MR. TRAIL...YOU AIN'T REALLY AIMIN' TO TURN ME IN, ARE YOU? By Bill O'Malley NOW LOOKA HERE, MR. TRAIL...YOU AIN'T REALLY AIMIN' TO TURN ME IN ARE YOU? By Bill O'Malley I WANTED TO JOIN THE CLUB, REVEREND, BUT--- GUM! --- I WUZ BLACK-BALLED... I GOT THE LICORICE! By Oscar Lebeck JR, I LED ON G OUT POWER AGAIN! SWELL! WHEN DO WE GO OUT UNCLE CHRIST? WE DON'T! YOU HAVE HOMELWORK TO DO YOUNG MAN! AFTER THE PPP EMPODE I SHOULD THINK YOUD BURY THAT THING! AND AT THE BLAKES! I THINK ILL VISIT CANNOT TONIGHT-- WITH THE HIGHFREQUENCY TRANSMITTER! By Wayne Boring BETTER NOT LET THIS STATUE HIT ME--OR IT'LL BREAK INTO PIECES, I'll JUST CATCH IT! THERE! BUT MIERE'S METALLO -- AND LOIS! By Leslie Charteris DID TOFF GIVE YOU AN INTERESTING THING MY DEAR YES, VERY EDUCATIONAL!... HE'S STILL OUT AT THE MINE, GOOD! 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