anaheim-bulletin 1955-07-29

MICKEY FINN— T-THESE CLUBS ARE YOUR OWN IDEA, LOUIE? I-I MEAN THEY'RE DIFFERENT FROM ANY OTHERS? YEAH! IT'S THE WAY THEY'RE BALANCED, SHERIFF—and-AH—a COUPLE OF OTHER THINGS! T-THEY DON'T LOOK ANY DIFFERENT FROM THE CLUBS I'M USIN' NOW! WELL, THEY'RE DIFFERENT, SHERIFF! THEY ONLY LOOK THE SAME BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO CONFORM TO REGULATIONS! SHERLOCK HOLMES— YOU SAY YOU KNOW WHO THE "VAMPIRE" REALLY IS, MR. HOLMES? BUT YOU MUSTN'T TELL ROBERT! IT WOULD CRUSH HIM! I MUST, MRS. FERGUSON! IT IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN RID THIS HOUSE OF EVIL! VIRGIL— WHO'RE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE! DAVY CROCKETT. DAVY CROCKETT. RIDIN' A SUPER JET-EATIN' AN ICE CREAM CONE... DIXIE DUGAN— I WOULDN'T WORRY TOO MUCH IF I WERE YOU! THE BEARSWILLE BOYS ARE ON YOUR SIDE SINCE YOUR LION SAVED DANNY. FOR THAT I'M GLAD-DANNY IS SO MUCH LIKE MY KID USED TO BE BESIDES-IF PA BUYS THE LAND YOU'LL KEEP YOUR QUARTERS! IT'S EASY TO IT! THANKS BUT WHAT WOULD HE DO WITH IT? JUST TO HAVE IT IS ENOUGH AND TO KEEP IT WILD! WITH WILD MAN WYATT HERE TO LOOK AFTER IT! JET SCOTT— ANNO WAS FLOWN HERE FOR THE PICTURE ORDERS FROM HOLLYWOOD! I VAS GOING TO BREAK MY CONTRACT Cause I NO VORK! SO NOW I VORK! GHE CAN'T--THE SCRIPT CALLS FOR ONE CLEOPatra! SO DOES HISTORY! RIVETS— STOP STEN LOOK HEY YOU!! THE JACKSON TWINS— "DEAR JAN, THIS IS A LITTLE PRIVATE LETTER JUST FOR YOU! I SIMPLY HAVE TO TELL SOMEONE HOW HORRIBLE IT'S BEEN HERE..." "The WORST CAME THIS MORNING WHEN CAROLE STAYED AWAY JUST SO I COULDN'T-" "THIS IS FANTASTIC!!" "I CAN'T JUST QUIT? FOR ONE THING, MRS. THORNE HASN'T PAID ME ANY-THING YET." THIS DOES IT! THE ONE THING I CAN'T STAND IS TO SEE MY TWIN GET PUSHED AROUND! RED RYDER— GIT OUTA OUR WAY, KIO. EE-YOWIE! YOU LIKE CRAZY OR PLENTY DRINK-UM. WHERE D' THEY GO, LITTLE BEAVER! AROUND CORNER ON ROAD OUT OF TOWN, RED RYDER. WAIT! GO HELP CATCH MAN, TO by Lank Leonard THE BERRYS— I-L, THEY'RE DIFFERENT, RIFF! THEY ONLY LOOK SAME BECAUSE THEY VE TO CONFORM TO REGULATIONS! I-I DON'T KNOW, LOUIE! I-I THINK I'D BETTER STICK TO MY OWN! OKAY! BUT IF YOU WANT TO TRY 'EM, I'LL HAVE 'EM AT THE RANGE TONIGHT! by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle FERGUSON! ONLY WAY THIS HOUSE EVIL! FRANK GIACOMO 7-29 SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE JOE PALOOKA— AS THE ASTONISHED COMMY PILOT TURNS TO FINISH HUMPHREY, A GROUP OF AMERICAN AIRCRAFT COME IN VIEW. THEY HAVE JUST LEFT A CARRIER. by Len Kleis AVY CROCKETT... DIN' A SUPER JETEATIN' AN E CREAM CONE-- THIS WORLD GETS MORE CONFUSIN' EVERY DAY WOODY WOODPECKER— by McEvoy and Striebel TO HAVE IT IS HIGH AND TO KEEP WILD WITH WILD YATT HERE AFTER IT! HE'S UP THERE SOME PLACE WITH MY DAUGHTER — WHY? THANKS by Stauk and Robinson CANT—THE CALLS FOR EOPATRA! SO HISTORY! WELL REWRITE HISTORY! WHY NOT TWO CLBOS? THIS IS A SUPER-SPECULOLE, IGNIT IT?? by George Sixta BUFFALO BILL— WHY, YOU SASSY YOUNG PUP! I'LL TEACH YOU TO TALK TO YOUR ELDERS LIKE THAT! WELL, NOW LITTLE OL SEEMS LIKE YER DAM TURNED LITTLE MARY MIXUP— WHAT APARTMENT? WHAT FLOOR? ELEVATOR MY AUNT EDNA'S TELL ME YOUR AUNT'S NAME OR WHAT APARTMENT SHE HAS SUPERMAN— ONE BAD BREAK AFTER ANOTHER THIS MORNING! IT'S A GOOD THING I'M NOT SUPERSTITIOUS, OR I'D BE SURE THIS WAS MY UNLUCKY DAY! BUT-HUH? WHAT'S HAPPENING OUT THERE? CLARK KENT—WHERE IS THE RAT? SUPERMAN— ONE BAD BREAK AFTER ANOTHER THIS MORNING! IT'S A GOOD THING I'M NOT SUPERSTITIOUS, OR I'D BE SURE THIS WAS MY UNLUCKY DAY. BUT-HUH? WHAT'S HAPPENING OUT THERE? CLARK KENT—WHERE IS THE RAT? by Dick Brooks WILLIE— PUBLIC LIBRARY by Fred Harman THE SAINT— I'M JUST A DUMB DOLL WEED, BUT DID YOU CATCH WISE YET? Friday, July 29, 1958 Anaheim (Cal.) Bulletin — by Carl Grubert OKAY, JACKIE. IF YOU'RE LONELY, I'll SLEEP WITH YOU! NO YOU TAKE UP TOO MUCH ROOM! HE'S LONELY! STAND STILL, CONARD? THAT'S A MIG! HE'S FIRING ON ONE OF OUR SUBMARINES, I THINK. MORE 'OF 'EM... TCH TCH... OH MY... NOPE THEY'RE CHASIN' 'IM... THEM'S AMURICANS... H'RAY! by Ham Fisher by Walter Lants by Fred Meagher WELL, NOW? YE NOISY, LITTLE OL' RUM POT... SEEMS LIKE YE NEED YER DAMPER TURNED DOWN! ...AND OI'M JUST THE LAD TO DO IT! JUST A WEE IRISH TRICK YE SHOULD BE LARNIN', SO'S YE KIN WHIP VER OWN YOUNG ONES SOMEDAY! by R. M. Brinkerhoff TELL ME YOUR AUNT'S NAME OR WHAT APARTMENT SHE HAS JUST AUNT EDNA IS ALL I KNOW WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE? WELL-SHE'S ABOUT THIS TALL AND THIS WIDE AND -- MARY- so you CAME TO SEE YOUR OLD AUNT EDNA! by Wayne Boring I'M GONNA KILL HIM FOR BUTTIN' INTO MY AFFAIRS AND WRITIN' THAT STORY ABOUT MY RUNNIN' A CROOKED BUSINESS! SO-WHERE IS HE? OR DO I LET YOU HAVE IT, TOO? OH-OH... SUPERMAN'LL HAVE TO SURPRISE THAT TRIGGER-HAPPY MANIAC BY STREAKING OUT THIS WINDOW AND COMING UP BEHIND HIM THROUGH THE MAIN OFFICE ENTRANCE! I ONLY HOPE NOTHING GOES WRONG THIS TIME! by Wayne Boring I'M GONNA KILL HIM FOR BUTTIN' INTO MY AFFAIRS AND WRITIN' THAT STORY ABOUT MY RUNNIN' A CROOKED BUSINESS! SO-WHERE IS HE? OR DO I LET YOU HAVE IT, TOO? OH-OH... SUPERMAN'LL HAVE TO SURPRISE THAT TRIGGER-HAPPY MANIAC BY STREAKING OUT THIS WINDOW AND COMING UP BEHIND HIM THROUGH THE MAIN OFFICE ENTRANCE.' I ONLY HOPE NOTHING GOES WRONG THIS TIME! by Leonard Samsome NO DOGS ALLOWED by Leslie Charteris