anaheim-bulletin 1955-07-27

14—Anabeim (Cal.) Bulletin Wednesday, July 27, 1955 MICKEY FINN— YES, LOUIE? COULD YOU COME OVER TO THE FACTORY TODAY, SHERIFF? WHY, SURE, LOUIE! YOUR FOOT IS BETTER? YOU'LL BE ABLE TO CADDY FOR ME? OH, NO, SHERIFF! BUT -AH-I WANT TO TALK TO YOU -ABOUT SOMETHIN! THEN YOU USED UP YOU SENIOR WANTS T SHERLOCK HOLMES— THREE SMALL PUNCTURE WOUND ON YOUR BABY'S NECK, MR. FERGUSON! EACH WOUND IS IN A DIFFERENT STAGE OF HEALING! EACH HAS BEEN SEPARATELY INFLUCIED--THE OLDEST ONE ABOUT A WEEK AGO! NOW, MR. FERGUSON, I SHOULD LIKE TO SEE YOUR WIFE ALONE! CERTAINLY... FRANK GIACOVA 7-27 VIRGIL— WHY DON'T YOU LEFT YOUR LITTLE BROTHER PLAY GAMES WITH YOU? BUT MA-WE AREN'T PLAYING GAMES- WE'RE JUST STANDING HERE TALKING! THEN DON'T TALK ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE OVER HIS HEAD! BUT MA--WE AREN'T PLAYING GAMES-- WE'RE JUST STANDIN' HERE TALKING THINGS THAT ARE OVER HIS HEAD! DIXIE DUGAN— WELL PP WHAT'RE YA STANDING THERE WITH GUNS FER PP DIDN'T YA JEB BEE THIS HERE ANIMAL SAVE MY BOY PP 7/27 JET SCOTT— IT'S THE NEW YORK OFFICE, MR. GATE'S! GATEWAY STOCK IS STILL FALLING! GET ME STENDER! A BUT J.B.. BUT...BUK. B.B.B. A FINE PUBLICITY MAN YOU ARE! ALL WE GET IS BAD PUBLICITY! 7/27 RIVETS— ZOOMMY MMM RIVETS— THE JACKSON TWINS— BUT CAROLE WILL BE PURCUS IF I GO OFF FOR THE DAY WITH YOU! WHO CARES? BESIDES, SHE WON'T EVEN KNOW! ILL PICK YOU UP AT THE CORNERS! NOW STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS AND JUST GO IN AND ANNOUNCE YOU'RE GOING OKAY? OKAY, CURT? LATER ER, CAROLE, ILL BE GONE ALL DAY TOMORROW! IT'S MY DAY OFF, YOU KNOW? I'D FORGOTTEN WHO ARE YOU GOING WITH? OH, A BOY I MET! RED RYDER— MEBBE WE CAN TRICK BUCKSHIRT INTO TALKIN! MEBBE, SHERIFF, IF HE'S GUARDIY! WHOA, THERE! WHY TH' STAMPEDE? WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOIN!! SCUSE US, SORRY, SHERIFF! by Lank Leonard TREN YOU THINK HE'S USED UP ALL THE MONEY YOU SENT HIM—AND WANTS TO BORROW MORE? WHAT ELSEWOULD HE WANT TO SEE ME ABOUT? I'VE CERTAINLY STUCK MY NECK OUT THIS TIME! THE BERRYS— I THINK ILL BE A CAREER GIRL! WMY, JILL ISN'T MY ROMANTIC ENOUGH F by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle MR. FERGUSON, WOULD LIKE SEE YOUR ALONE! CERTAINLY... YOU KNOW THAT I KNOW THE TRUTH, DON'T YOU, MRS. FERGUSON? FRANK GIACCHIA 7-27 SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE JOE PALOOKA— IT WUZNET BEES,...THAT FELLERS SHOOT IN AT ME,...THAT'S ONE A THEM COMMONUST AIRPLANES... YOU WILL GET A HERO'S MEDAL. by Len Kleis WE'LL HAVE TO LIMIT OURSELVES TO BOGS AND SMALL ANIMALS WOODY WOODPECKER— WALLY'S DRUM THESE SUNGLASSES YOU SOLD ME AREN'T DARK ENOUGH, WALLY! ADME SUNGLASSE PROTECTS YOUR EYES! HOW DO YOU THOSE, WOO FINE! THESE ARE MUCH DARKE LIMIT OURSELUES TO BOGGS AND SMALL ANIMALS by McEvoy and Strickel THANKS! EDITOR'S NOTE: THE STORY OF "LIL TYKE" IS BASED ON TRUTH. THE REAL "TYKE" LIVES WITH ITS MASTER, GEORGE WESTBEAU, OF AUBURN, WASH, AND WAS RAISED FROM A CLUB ON NOTHING BUT CEREAL AND MILK--AND THE MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS. by Stauk and Robinson A BUT J.B.. BUT...BUT. B.B.B. A FINE PUBLICITY MAN YOU ARE! ALL WE GET IS BAD PUBLICITY! I'M MISS CARESSIN'S NEW LAWYER! SHE'S BREAKING HER CONTRACT! I AM NOT VORKING! SO I AM ONHAPPY! SEIDON STARK JERRY ROENSON by George Sixta BUFFALO BILL— AND YE'LL BE A-STAYIN' OUTSIDE! SURE AN' WE DON'T ALLOW ANY INJURNS THE LIKES OF YOU INSIDE, A-SMELLIN' UP THE QUARTERS! LITTLE MARY MIXUP— BOYS' DEPT' THOSE SHORTS LOOK NICE ON SNooker--WHAT ARE YOU CRYING FOR? SUPERMAN— EXCUSE ME---IS MR.KENT IN? I SIMPLY HAVE TO TELL HIM THAT THE EXCITEMENT OF JUST BEING ENGAGED WAS WHY I— YOU CAN SPARE ME THE NEWS OF YOUR ENGAGEMENT! FLL FIND MR.KENT! WHERE'S O SOME BLOT THAT HE' ENGAGED IT WAS OVERHEA STREET by George Sixta SUPERMAN— EXCUSE ME... IS MR. KENT IN? I SIMPLY HAVE TO TELL HIM THAT THE EXCITEMENT OF JUST BEING ENGAGED WAS WHY I— YOU CAN SPARE ME THE NEWS OF YOUR ENGAGEMENT! FLL FIND MR. KENT! WHERE'S O SOME BLOOD THAT HE' ENGAGED IT WAS OVERHEA STREET by Dick Brooks TER CAROLE, LIL BE GONE DAY MORROW? IS MY DAY AF, YOU NOW? ID FORGOTTEN? WHO ARE YOU GOING WITH? OH, A BOY I MET! WHAT'S HIS NAME? AS IF I DON'T KNOW! CAROLE, I- I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT! I SUPPOSE YOU DONT ... WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT ALL THIS IN THE MORNING! I'M GOING OUT NOW? WILLIE— WELLSE SUCH COORDINATION, BARBELL! SUCH FOOTWORK... SUCH PRECISION! by Fred Harman SCUSE US, SORRY, SHERIFF! NOW WE'LL SEE IF BUCKSTROM IS IN! COME IN... OH, PLEASE QUICK!! THE SAINT— OKAY. I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING ELSE. WEED, GO GET ME A GLASS OF WATER. by Carl Grubert WHY JILL ISN'T MARRIAGE ROMANTIC ENOUGH FOR YOU? OH I THINK GETTING MARRED WOULD BE ROMANTIC ENOUGH... BUT IT'S A SHAVE TO SPOLIT BY HAVING TO DO DIRTY DISHES! by Ham Fisher MISSION COMPLETED. HE'S FALLING INTO THE SEA...GOT HIM IN THE BACK... YOU WILL GET A HERO'S MEDAL. SPLASH by Walter Lants HOW DO YOU LIKE THOSE, WOODY? FINE! THESE ARE MUCH DARKER! by Fred Meagher MEANWHILE: IF OI LIKES A GENT WHEN OI'M SOBER, OI COULD ALMOST KISS HIM WHEN OI'M ER-A-- UNDER TH'INFLUENCE! 3 DRINKS AND A SOBERIN' STROLL LATER: SHADES O' SATAN!! HAVE YE FLIPPED YER FEATHERS? WHAT YE BE A-DOIN' SITTIN' OUT HERE IN THIS RAIN! by R. M. Brinkerhoff I CAN'T HELP IT, MARY I'VE LOST MY BABY BOY THIS IS THE FIRST PAIR OF SHORT PANTS SNOOKER EVER HAD by Wayne Boring WHERE'S CLARK, CHIEF? SOME BLONDE IS HERE THAT HE'S SECRETLY ENGAGED TO.' AT LEAST, IT WAS SECRET TILL I OVERHEARD THEM ON THE STREET THIS MORNING! CLARK--ENGAGED? WELL, WHAT A SURPRISE! ER--TELL HER TO WAIT. CLARK, MY BOY! I'M SORRY I WAS SO GRUFF ABOUT YOUR BEING LATE THIS MORNING.' BUT I DIDN'T KNOW THE CIRCUMSTANCES.' I'M RESTORING THAT RAISE I PROMISED YOU AFTER ALL! SO DROP THOSE FILES! THERE'S A SURPRISE WAITING FOR YOU OUTSIDE! MM--JUST WHEN I WAS THINKING THIS WAS MY UNLUCKY DAY! WONDER WHAT SURPRISE HE'S TALKING ABOUT! by Wayne Boring WHERE'S CLARK, CHIEF! SOME BLONDE IS HERE THAT HE'S SECRETLY ENGAGED TO.' AT LEAST, IT WAS SECRET TILL I OVERHEARD THEM ON THE STREET THIS MORNING! CLARK--ENGAGED? WELL, WHAT A SURPRISE! ER--TELL HER TO WAIT. CLARK, MY BOY! I'M SORRY I WAS SO GRUFF ABOUT YOUR BEING LATE THIS MORNING.' BUT I DIDN'T KNOW THE CIRCUMSTANCES.' I'M RESTORING THAT RAISE I PROMISED YOU, AFTER ALL! SO DROP THOSE FILES! THERE'S A SURPRISE WAITING FOR YOU OUTSIDE! MM--JUST WHEN I WAS THINKING THIS WAS MY UNLUCKY DAY! WONDER WHAT SURPRISE HE'S TALKING ABOUT! by Leonard Smith SUCH FOOTWORK... SUCH PRECISION! IT MUST TAKE YEARS AND YEARS OF PRACTICE! WELL.. IT'S NOT EASY! by Leslie Charteris WHAT WAS THAT? IT SOUNDED LIKE HALF THE BUILDING FELL DOWN! IT WAS A RECORDING OF A BUILDING FALLING DOWN! BUT IT SOUNDED GOOD ENOUGH TO FOOL ANYONE DIDN'T IT? Leslie Charteris JOHN DRANSER