anaheim-bulletin 1955-07-26

12—Anabeim (Cal.) Bulletin Tuesday, July 26, 1935 MICKEY FINN— AND PHIL HAS GONE INTO ONE OF HIS MOODS, EH? YES! HE WOULDN'T EVEN COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING! HE KNOWS HOW AWFUL HE'LL PLAY—WITHOUT LOUIE! WELL, AT LEAST WE KNOW HE'LL HAVE TO GET OUT OF BED TO PLAY IN THAT TOURNAMENT, MRS. FINN! HE'S ALREADY PROMISED THE GOVERNOR! THAT'S THE WHOLE TROUBLE, FLOSSIE! HE KNOWS HE CAN'T GET OUT OF IT AND— SHERLOCK HOLMES— EVEN IN THE WILDEST OLD WIVES' TALE, MR. FERGUSON, HAS ANYONE EVER HEARD OF A VAMPIRE WHO WAS ANEMIC? AND NOW MAY I SEE THE BABY, MR. FERGUSON? THIS WAY, MR. HOLMES! THREE TINY ON YOUR B NECK! PUNCH WOUNDS! VIRGIL— DID YOU FEEL A SPLASH OF RAIN JUST THEN? NO- NOW I DID! -AND YET THERE ISN'T A CLOUD IN THE SKY- OH- THE AWFUL THINGS THAT HAPPEN SINCE THOSE ATOM BOMB TESTS DIXIE DUGAN— JET SCOTT— AT YOUR SERVICE ANY TIME, MR. WOLFE — EARLY OR LATE! YOU CALLED ABOUT THE DROP IN GATEWAY STOCK? IT'S OFF TEN POINTS! SHALL I SELL YOUR HOLDINGS? NO, BUY! RIVETS— WHY DID WE CROSS THE STREET? THAT HOUSE IS FENCED IN——THE DOG GUARDING IT CAN'T GET AT US...?!! DON'T LET THAT FENCE LULL YOU INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY... HE'S GOT A TRICK PICKET THERE... WHY DID WE CROSS THE STREET? THAT HOUSE IS FENCED IN—THE DOG GUARDING IT CAN'T GET AT US...!!! DON'T LET THAT FENCE LULL YOU INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY... HE'S GOT A TRICK PICKET THERE... THE JACKSON TWINS— I WISH MRS. THORNE WOULD COME HOME? ANYTHING WOULD BE BETTER THAN BEING BOSSED AROUND BY CAROLE! SHE JUST SEEMS TO ENJOY NEEDLING ME! WELL, I KNOW ONE THING? I'M GOING TO TAKE MY DAY OFF TOMORROW NO MATTER WHAT CAROLE SAYS! HEY NURSE WAKE UP! OH, CUKT! HI? LOOK, BLUE EYES, I'VE BEEN WAITING LONG ENOUGH FOR A DATE? TOMORROW'S YOUR DA MINE, TOO, AND WHEN LIKES IT OR NOT YOU SPEND THE WHOLE DAY ENDING UP DANCING. RED RYDER— YOU DOUBLE-CROSSERS, I PAID YOU WELL FOR THE JOB! YEAH, BUT WE WERE UNLucky AT CARDS AND LOST IT. HAND IT OVER... ALL @ 90,000 OF IT. WE GOT TH' MONEY LE'S GET OUT HERE! I'LL CALL TH' SHERFF! AN' TELL HIM YOU HIRED US TO ROB RYDER? MESBE YOU WOULD IF YOU COULD! by Lank Leonard THE BERRYS— YES, SIR... NO, SIR... I'M SORRY SIR... OKAY. MR. PORTLY G'BYE by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle JOE PALOOKA— THE FAST MOVING CLOUD WHICH COVERS HUMPHREY IS PURGUED BY A SUSPICIOUS COMMY JET. HE'S NEARING A COAST LINE. WOODY WOODPECKER— by McEvoy and Striebel BUFFALO BILL— I'VE SEEN WHOLE BANDS OF THEIR MIS-FITS AND CRIPPLES WANDERIN' AROUND OUT THERE JUST TRYIN' TO LIVE ON! STRONG HEART'S SPEECH MOST OF HIS LIFE BEEN PUT OUT OF ONE TRIE AFTER ANOTHER! DURING HIS WANDERIN'S, HE LEARNED THAT THE PALEFACES MIGHT GIVEN HIM A BETTER DEAL. by Stauk and Robinson I PON'T GET IT! ONLY A FOOL BUYS IN A FALLING MARKET -- BUT BRANDONS NO FOOL! LITTLE MARY MIXUP— I JUST LOVE PARADES HERE COMES THE BIG ELEPHANT, MOMBO... ELEPHANTS NEVER FORGET by George Sixta GOT A PICKET HERE... SUPERMAN— AFTER ALL THOSE DELAYS, IT LOOKS AS IF I'M GOING TO BE LATE TO WORK, ANYWAY-- WHICH MEANS GOOD BYE TO THE RAISE I WAS PROMISED? WHEW! 14 CHIEF ISN'T MAYBE HE WISSUE OF IT RAISE, GOT A PICKET HERE... by Dick Brooks TOMORROW'S YOUR DAY OFF AND MINE, TOO, AND WHETHER CAROLE LIKES IT OR NOT YOU'RE GOING TO SPEND THE WHOLE DAY WITH ME... ENDING UP DANCING AT THE PIER? AND DON'T SAY YOU CAN'T GET OFF? by Fred Harman MEBBE YOU WOULD IF YOU COULD! SUPERMAN— AFTER ALL THOSE DELAYS, IT LOOKS AS IF I'M GOING TO BE LATE TO WORK, ANYWAY-- WHICH MEANS GOODBYE TO THE RAISE I WAS PROMISED! WHEW! I CHIEF ISN'T MAYBE HE WISSUE OF IT RAISE, WILLIE— DARN! THE DOOR IS, STUCK! MAY I HELP, MA'AM? WHY, YES, BARBELL... THANK YOU! THE SAINT— WAIT TILL I PUT THIS ON, DOLLY, AND YOU'LL HEAR WHAT I MEAN! Copyright, 1955, New York Harold Tribune Inc. by Carl Grubert JACKIE! YES, DAD? SHADDAP! by Ham Fisher AHA...I THINK I'M RIGHT. AHH...THANK GOODNUSS... IM OUTA IT... WULL ILL BE DARNED... BEE$...UP HERE? by Walter Lantz STRONG HEART'S SPENT MOST OF HIS LIFE BEIN' PUT OUT OF ONE TRIBE AFTER ANOTHER! DURING HIS WANDERIN'S, HE LEARNED THAT THE PALEFACES MIGHT GIVE HIM A BETTER DEAL! SO FAR THEY HAVEN'T BEEN GETTING MUCH BETTER TREATMENT AROUND HERE!... I HOPE YOU HAD HIM ASSIGNED TO QUARTERS! I HAVE HIM AND THE LITTLE IRISHMAN IN MY QUARTERS. WHILE WE'LL GO HAVE A TALK WITH OUR FRIEND STRONG HEART! REMEMBER ME? I FED YOU TWO BAGS OF PEANUTS AND FOUR POPCORN BALLS JUST LAST SUMMER--REMEMBER? WHEW! I AM LATE -- BUT THE CHIEF ISN'T AROUND EITHER. SO MAYBE HE WON'T MAKE AN ISSUE OF IT, AND I'LL GET MY RAISE, AFTER ALL! SO -- LATE AGAIN. ARE YOU NOT WELL -- NEVER MIND THE EXCUSES? YOU CAN JUST FORGET ABOUT THAT RAISE, CLARK! WELL -- MAYBE NOW I CAN RELAX! AFTER A MORNING LIKE THIS, WHAT ELSE CAN POSSibly GO WRONG! by Wayne Boring WHEW! I AM LATE -- BUT THE CHIEF ISN'T AROUND EITHER! SO MAYBE HE WON'T MAKE AN ISSUE OF IT, AND I'LL GET MY RAISE, AFTER ALL! SO -- LATE AGAIN. ARE YOU? WELL -- NEVER MIND THE EXCUSES! YOU CAN JUST FORGET ABOUT THAT RAISE, CLARK. WELL... MAYBE NOW I CAN RELAX! AFTER A MORNING LIKE THIS, WHAT ELSE CAN POSSIBLY GO WRONG? by Leonard Samsome WHY, YES, BARBELL... THANK YOU! I CAN'T LOOK! by Leslie Charteris -NOW PUT DOWN THAT JUNK AND PAY ATTENTION, YOU LITTLE NITWIT! HIFI! HOW DARE YOU- THAT WAS ONLY A RECORDING OF MY VOICE, BUT YOU THOUGHT IT WAS REAL! NOW ARE YOU STARTING TO TWIG?