anaheim-bulletin 1955-07-23

8—Anabeim (Cal.) Bulletin Saturday, July 23, 1955 MICKEY FINN— LOUIE HAS AGREED TO CADDY FOR YOU, EH? YES! I'M ALL SET NOW, CLANCY! I'LL PRACTICE FOR A FEW DAYS WITH HIM AT HIS DRIVING RANGE AND— YES, HE'S RIGHT HERE, MICKEY! SHERLOCK HOLMES— WITH YOUR PERMISSION, I SHOULD LIKE TO HAVE DR. WATSON EXAMINE MRS. FERGUSON! HM! SHE LOOKS AS IF SHE HAS HAD A SERIES OF SEVERE SHOCKS! FRANK GIACOM 7-23 VIRGIL— I HEAR THIS NEXT GUY IS GOOD AT HITTIN' HOME RUNS YEAH? WELL-KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED YOU BUTTER FINGERS! EVEN A BABY COULD HAVE CAUGHT THAT BALL DIXIE DUGAN— HE MUSTA FELL OVER— DANNY—MY LIL DANNY— TOO STEEP TO GO DOWN FROM HERE—WE'LL HAVE TO FIND A LOWER LEVEL— WAIT A MINUTE! TYKE DOESN'T WANT TO GO JET SCOTT— I SHOULD COME TO THE AIRPORT AT ONCE? WHAT FOR, MR. GATE'S? PLEASE - DON'T ARGUE! COME AND BRING A SUN HELMET! WE'RE SHOOTING THE SON OF THE SPHINX ON LOCATION — IN EGYPT! WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH ME? SHELDON SHIRK JERRY ROBinson RIVETS— THE JACKSON TWINS— YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER LEFT AT ABOUT TEN, CAROLE? (YAWN) WHIP ME UP ONE OF THOSE TRICKY OMELETTES YOU MAKE, WILL YOU? WELL, ER... I JUST GOT SUSAN ALL READY TO TAKE OUT FOR A WALK! SO YOU CAN KEEP YOUR DATE WITH CURT, HUH? I'D RATHER YOU DIDN'T LEAVE THE HOUSE WHILE MOTHER'S AWAY, JILL! I FEEL RESPONSIBLE FOR SUSAN! RED RYDER— I'M THROUGH BROKE! ME TOO! SORRY BOYS! I'M JUST LUCKY! I'LL SAY: 10,000 BUCKS WORTH OF LUCK. IF WE ONLY HAD SOME MONEY WE MIGHT PLAY AGAIN AN' WIN BACK WHAT WE LOST." THAT IS AN IDEA... AN' I KNOW WHERE TO GET IT. BUCKS THAT WILL LET'S GO by Lank Leonard LOUIE JUST CALLED, UNCLE PHIL! HE HAD AN ACCIDENT AT HIS FACTORY—AND HE WON'T BE ABLE TO CADDY FOR YOU! THE BERRYS— WHY THE FACE...DONT YOU LIKE MY CHEESE DIP? THE DIP IS OKAY, BUT THE CHIPS ARE STALE! by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle AS IF SHE RIES OF CKS! SURPRISING, HOLMES! I COULD SWEAR THAT THIS WOMAN IS ANEMIC! JOE PALOOKA— MUSTA BEN A FOG COME UP. by Len Kleis YOU BUTTER. FINGERS!-EVEN A BABY COULD HAVE CAUGHT THAT BALL! WITH HIS FINGERS CROSSED WOODY WOODPECKER— BING! BONG! 7-23-55 by McEvoy and Striebel SHE'S GOING DOWN! BY McEvoy and Striebel BUFFALO BILL— FORGET OUR WOUNDED! RETREAT!! TO THE HILLS! WELL, BOYS... WE TRIMMED 'EM THIS TIME! by Stauk and Robinson THE BUDGET IS FIVE MILLION--AN ACCIDENT WOULD RUIN ME! YOU'RE A SCIENTIFIC FELLOW--GO THERE AND DON'T LET IT HAPPEN! SHELDON SIRK JERRY ROBinson LITTLE MARY MIXUP— THAT GLAMOR BOY, BDGAR, IS JERKING SODA AT THE GOODY SHOP-LET'S HAVE ONE GOODY SHOP YES--EDGAR DID HERE--BUT HE QUOTED by George Sixta SUPERMAN— I KNOW IT ALL LOOKS SUSPICIOUS, BUT IF YOU'LL WALK ME A BLOCK TO THE DAILY PLANET, I'LL PROVE IMM KENT AND NOT THE ONE WHO SNATCHED THIS LADY'S PURSE! MY PURSE--WHERE IS IT? SUPERMAN— I KNOW IT ALL LOOKS SUSPICIOUS, BUT IF YOU'LL WALK ME A BLOCK TO THE DAILY PLANET, I'LL PROVE I'M KENT AND NOT THE ONE WHO SNATCHED THIS LADY'S PURSE! MY PURSE—WHERE IS IT? by Dick Brooks BUT I WAS JUST GOING DOWN BEACH LANE A LITTLE WAY! GO, GO, GO! I SAID NO, JILL? YOU ARE TO STAY HERE TODAY AND THAT'S FINAL! WILLIE— CHEW POODITY TIRED VILLION by Fred Harman THAT IS AN DEA... ANT I KNOW WHERE TO GET IT! BUCKSTROM'S GOT $90,000 LEFT THAT WE ROBBED BYDER OF! LET'S GET PART OF IT! PART OF IT'S WE'LL TAKE IT ALL! THE SAINT— SO NOW YOU'LL HAVE THREE SPEAKERS WOOFING OUT THE BASS AND THREE SPEAKERS TWEETING UP THE TREBLEBUT WHEN ARE WE GOING TO HEAR A TUNE, HI-FI? by Carl Gruber THE DIP IS OKAY BUT THE CHIPS ARE STALE! THEN WHY IN THE WORLD ARE YOU EATING THEM? BECAUSE THEY MAKE ME THIRSTY AND YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE TO DIP A CHIP AND SIP WHILE I WATCH A BALL GAME! by Ham Fisher HE MUST GET HERE SOON. IF WE FAIL TO GET HIM THIS TIME WE'LL ALL BE LIQUIDATED. by Walter Lanta I'll Get It, Winnie! CARE TO BUY SOME BRUSHES, MISS? by Fred Meagher WELL, BOYS... WE TRIMMED 'EM THIS TIME! THAT BUFFALO BILL FELLER ALWAYS BRINGS US LUCK! YEAH! WHY DON'T THEY KEEP HIM AROUND MORE? A FEW MOMENTS LATER: GLORY BE, MAN, I NEVER EXPECTED TO SHAKE YOUR HAND AGAIN! AHEM! SURE AN' OI DON'T MIND IF YOU DO SERVE A BIT O' IRISH WHISKEY by R. M. Brinkerhoff YES--EDGAR DID WORK HERE -- BUT HE QUIT I'M THE SODA-JERK HERE, NOW--WHAT WILL YOU HAVE? NOTHING, THANKS -- WE JUST CAME IN TO SEE WHAT TIME IT IS by Wayne Boring MY PURSE-- WHERE IS IT? I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT. WHERE'S MY DIAMOND ENGAGEMENT RING? THAT MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME! WHAT? CLARK INVOLVED WITH THAT--THAT BLONDE... WHILE DATING ME? HMPH... WAIT--THERE'S SOMEONE FROM THE DAILY PLANET WHO'LL IDENTIFY ME... OH--LOIS. LOIS--IT'S ME... CLARK! DONT YOU HEAR ME? BROTHER--SHE DON'T KNOW YOU FROM WAHLTER'S MOTHER! WE'D BETTER CALL A COP! by Wayne Boring I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT! WHERE'S MY DIAMOND ENGAGEMENT RING? THAT MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME! WHAT? CLARK INVOLVED WITH THAT--THAT BLONDE...WHILE DATING ME? HMPH... WAIT--THERE'S SOMEONE FROM THE DAILY PLANET WHO'LL IDENTIFY ME...OH--LOIS. LOIS--IT'S ME...CLARK! DON'T YOU HEAR ME? BROTHER--SHE DON'T KNOW YOU FROM VANSTLER'S MOTHER! WE'D BETTER CALL A COP! by Leonard Samsome by Leslie Charteris