anaheim-bulletin 1955-07-15

MICKEY FINN— LOUIE IS IN BUSINESS NOW, PHIL! IN BUSINESS? YEAH! HE BODGHT A BIG PIECE OF LAND WITH THAT MONEY YOU SENT HIM—and OPENED A DRIVING RANGE! IT'S OUT ON CUTLER ROAD! WHEN DID'JA GET AHOME, PHIL? THE OTHER DAY! CUTLER ROAD EN? OKAY—I'll BE SEEIN' YOU SOON! THANKS! SHERLOCK HOLMES— DESPITE HIS SHYNESS, JACK IS THE MOST LOVING SON A FATHER COULD HAVE! AND BRIGHT AS A BUTTON! HE'S A HAND-SOME LAD MR. FERGUSON! A PITY HE'S CRIPPLED! AH, YES! HE INJURED HIS SPINE AS AN INFANT! VIRGIL— MA SAVS I HAVE TO CLEAN UP MY ROOM BEFORE I CAN GO OUT TO PLAY. WOW! IT LOOKS LIKE-TH' ZOO. DID YOU EVER SEE HOW THEY CLEAN UP OUT THERE? DIXIE DUGAN— RIDICULOUS! *LI'L TYKE* WOULDN'T HURT A FLY! TYKE AND DANNY ARE PALS! WHETHER THAT LION ET HIM UP OR NOT—MY KID'S GONE—and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! MEBBE YOU KIDNAPPED! HIM, MISTER! YEH—T'H PLACE YER DOWN KID— JET SCOTT— HELP! SHELDON STARK JERRY ROBINSON RIVETS— THE JACKSON TWINS— HELLO... ER, THORNE RESIDENCE! JILL, THIS IS CAROLE! I AM AT THE CLUB AND THEY JUST DECIDED ON THE SPUR OF THE MOMENT TO HAVE A DINNER DANCE TONIGHT AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU... AT LAST? AT LAST? WOULD MIND IRONING MY PLAID COTTON? IT'S A MESS AND MOTHER'S OUT AND I'LL NEVER GET HOME IN TIME TO DO IT MYSELF? RED RYDER— I'VE NEVER FELT SO LOW IN ALL MY LIFE! ANYWAY, I'VE GOT MY HORSE, THUNDER, BACK. HEY! AINT YOU SAYIN' HELO? AINT YOU HAPPY. AFTER BANKING ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS! by Lank Leonard THE BERRYS— HOW'M I DOING, DAD? FINE, JACKIE! IT'S A NEW GAME MAMA IS TEACHING ME! by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle AH, YES! HE INJURED HIS SPINE AS AN INFANT! WHAT AN UNUSUAL ROOM! SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE JOE PALOOKA— CONSIDERABLE TIME HAS ELAPSED SINCE THE BIRD AND EGG ARRIVED... THEY'RE BECOMING MORE AND MORE TEMPTING AS HUMPHREY GETS HUNGRIER AND HUNGRIER. AT LAST SHE'S GO LEFT THE FER M by Len Kleis DID YOU EVER SEE HOW THEY CLEAN UP OUT THERE? OKAY-LETTER GO! WOODY WOODPECKER— 7-15-55 by McEvoy and Striebel MEBBE YOU IDNAPPED HIM, MISTER! YEH—T'TAKE THE PLACE OF YER OWN KID—STRING HIM UP! GENTLEMEN!! HAVE YOU ALL GONE MAD? IF YOU DID ANYTHING TO HIM YOU'D NEVER FIND DANNY! BUFFALO BILL— FORGET OUR DUST SCREEN! BUST STRAIGHT FOR THE FORT! by Stauk and Robinson ACCIPENTS! ALWAYS ACCIPENTS! HOW DO THEY START? LOOKING AT ANNO J.B., THIS ONE MAY BE BY SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION! LITTLE MARY MIXUP— MOM ISN'T HOME BUT-COME IN...I'll SHOW YOU OUR NEW DECORATING OH, YOU ROOM IN SOFT PASS by George Sixta SUPERMAN— I'VE MADE TWENTY CALLS SO FAR AND EVERYONE'S CHANGED HIS MIND ABOUT HAVING SUPERMAN DO FAVORS FOR HIM! AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO GREENE--THEY'RE ALL LEARY! ER--WHERE'S SUPERMAN? SUPERMAN— I'VE MADE TWENTY CALLS SO FAR--AND EVERYONE'S CHANGED HIS MIND ABOUT HAVING SUPERMAN DO FAVORS FOR HIM! AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO GREene --THEY'RE ALL LEARY! ER--WHERE'S SUPERMAN? by Dick Brooks MIND IRONING MY TON? IT'S A MOTHER'S OUT NEVER GET HOME DO IT MYSELF! YOU DON'T MIND, DO YOU? N-NO! I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT! WILLIE— MAN! THAT WAS GOOD! WHO'B TREATING? SOBBIN' EAM! HE HASN'T SUMMER! by Fred Harman I DIDN'T BANK IT... I WAS ROBBED! HUH? THE SAINT— YOUR LAST TALK WITH GOGGLES IS ON THIS, AS WELL AS WHAT YOU JUST SAID, AND TO MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T MYSTERIOUSLY VANISH, I'M GOING TO MAKE A COPY AND KEEP IT! Friday, July 15, 1933 Anabeim (Cal.) Bulletin — 13 by Carl Grubert IT'S A NEW GAME MAMA IS TEACHING ME! OH? A LESSON IN POISE? POISE MY EYE! THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN KEEP HIM FROM WHOOPING THROUGH THE HOUSE LIKE A WILD INDIAN! by Ham Fisher AT LAST! SHE'S GONE AN LEFT THY EGG FER ME... THAN KYA. GOSH!! SHORE WISH I HAD SOME SALT, PEPPER, AN' KATCHUP. PEEP PEEP by Walter Lants BY FRED MEAGHER NOW! IT'S A SQUAW IN THE LEAD! ONE OF 'EM IS WEARIN' A FUNNY LOOKIN' STORE-BOUGHT HAT! AND WHAT IS BACK OF THAT DUST CLOUD? NEVER MIND THE GUESSING GAME! WE'RE TAKIN' NO CHANCES!! LONG RANGE! KEEP FIRING! BY R. M. Brinkerhoff OH, YOUR MOM'S ROOM IS LOVELY! SOFT PASTEL PINK AND SNOOKER'S ROOM IN BLUE-JUST THE THING FOR A BOY NOW-YOUR ROOM OH, THE PAINTERS COULDN'T GET INTO MY ROOM... SO MUCH STUFF AROUND-THY COULDN'T GET MY DOOR OPEN VERY FAR! BY WAYNE Boring HE SAID HE WAS ESPECIALLY ANXIOUS TO DO THE JOB FOR YOUR EMPLOYER, J.J., TO MAKE SURE YOU KEEP YOUR RAISE AND YOUR NEW POSITION! SO HE WENT OFF TO SEE HIM PERSONALLY. AND JUST THEN... NO, SUPERMAN-AFTER GREENE'S EXPERIENCE, I KNOW BETTER THAN TO TRY TO USE YOU FOR PERSONAL GAIN! THE FACT IS, YOU'VE ALREADY DONE ME A FAVOR WITHOUT KNOWING IT! IF I HADN'T PROMOTED HANK BRANDIN. I'D NEVER HAVE LEARNED INSPECTED. ONE OTHER THING! GREENE COULDN'T AFFORD TO FIX THAT SWAMPY TRACT - SO HE GAVE IT TO THE TOWN! AND NOW-IT'S A PUBLIC PROBLEM! FINE! THAT'S JUST WHAT I WAS HOPING by Wayne Boring HE SAID HE WAS ESPECIALLY ANXIOUS TO DO THE JOB FOR YOUR EMPLOYER, J.J., TO MAKE SURE YOU KEEP YOUR RAISE AND YOUR NEW POSITION! SO HE WENT OFF TO SEE HIM PERSONALLY! AND JUST THEN... NO, SUPERMAN-AFTER GREene's EXPERIENCE, I KNOW BETTER THAN TO TRY TO USE YOU FOR PERSONAL GAIN! THE FACT IS, YOU'VE ALREADY DONE ME A FAVOR WITHOUT KNOWING IT! IF I HADN'T PROMOTED HANK BRANDIN. I'D NEVER HAVE LEARNED HIS GREAT VALUE! ONE OTHER THING! GREene COULDN'T AFFORD TO FIX THAT SWAMPY TRACT - SO HE GAVE IT TO THE TOWN! AND NOW-IT'S A PUBLIC PROBLEM! FINE! THAT'S JUST WHAT I WAS HOPING FOR! by Leonard Samsome SODBIN' EAM HE HASN'T ANY SUMMER JOB... ...WHERE DID HE GET THE MONEY? GUARANTEED WEEKLY ALLOWANCE! by Leslie Charteris YOUR LAST TALK WITH DOOGLES IS ON THIS, ASELL AS WHAT YOU JUST ID, AND TO MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T MYSTERIOUSLY VANISH, I'M GOING TO MAKE A COPY AND KEEP IT! AND LAURIE, GO PHONE THE NEWS-PAPERS. TELL 'EM I'M PREVIEWING A RECORDED CONFESSION THAT THEY WON'T WANT TO MISS! I'll Help You Look Up The Numbers. YOU KNOW, I STILL SEEM TO BE TRYING TO TELL YOU HOW WONDERFUL YOU've BEEN, AND- AND TRYING TO ASK YOU SOMETHING- WELL, WHY DON'T YOU Hurry UP AND DO IT, TIM DARLING, BEFORE YOU'RE INTERRUPTED AGAIN?