anaheim-bulletin 1955-07-13

MICKEY FINN— LOUIE HAS QUIT CADDYING? THAT'S RIGHT, PHIL! THE MONEY YOU SENT ME FOR HIM—HIS SHARE OF HEADACHE'S WINNINGS—APPARENTLY CHANGED HIS VIEWPOINT COMPLETELY! H-HERESIGNED AS DIRECTOR OF WINDS AND TIDES, TOO? YES! IMMEDIATELY AFTER I GAVE HIM YOUR LAST CHECK! I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HUM SINCE! TCH! TCH! I KNOW JUST WHAT HAPPENED! HE'S BEEN THROWIN' THE MONEY AWAY—and PROBABLY HAS HARDLY ANY OF IT LEFT! SHERLOCK HOLMES— HOW DO YOU DO, JACK? I AM SHERLOCK HOLMES, AND THIS IS DR. WATSON! WILL YOU EXCUSE ME, FATHER? VIRGIL— WAITLL YOU SEE ALL TH' CLOTHES THIS GUY'S GOT! HOW MANY SUITS DO YOU HAVE NOW, FREDDIE-ELEVEN? NO-JUST TEN- WAITLL YOU SEE ALL TH' CLOTHES THIS GUY'S GOT HOW MANY SUITS DO YOU HAVE NOW, FREDDIE-ELEVEN! NO - JUST TEN- DIXIE DUGAN— YOU'LL NEVER FIND YOUR SON THIS WAY—BESIDES YOU'RE BREAKING THE LAW! I'LL WORRY ABOUT THAT LATER! RIGHT NOW I WANT HIS HIDE — AN' THEM ANIMAES! O.K. MEN! LET'S GO! BANG! PAGING ME PP JET SCOTT— FIRST SCOTTS FIRED, NOW HE RATES TOP LEVEL TOUR! WHAT GIVES STENDER? SCOTT GOT MAD, AND TORE UP HIS CONTRACT: SO NATURALLY-J.B. GAVE HIM A BETTER ONE! I THOUGHT IT WOULD INTEREST YOU SCOTT, TO SEE A SCENE SHOT! I DON'T KNOW MER NAME, BUT THATS SOME GIRL AND SOME PRESS! RIVETS— RRRING! COMING YAK-YAK YAKITY YAK! RIVETS— THE JACKSON TWINS— WHAT'S THE MATTER, SUSIE? DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE SAND! DON'T TUCK YOUR LITTLE LEGS UP LIKE THAT! CWON! TRY IT ONCE! WAH WHAT ON EARTH IS SUSAN SCREAMING ABOUT JILL? SHE DOESN'T LIKE THE FEEL OF THE SAND! GUESS? SHE WON'T EVEN PUT HER FEET DOWN! THEN FOR HE TAKE HER HOME! HAVE HER SCRE THAT! THE ST THE CAR! TAKE HOME! RED RYDER— ME BAD-BORRY RED RYDER SELL-UM RANCH, BUT MORE BORRY HIM NOT GIVE-UM ME MY THOUSAND DOLLAR BILL. SURE! ME THINK-UM IT MY SHARE! HIM HAVE ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND... ME ONLY WANT THOUSAND! ME WRITE MY INITIAL ON IT! BAH! GET TO WORK! WE GOTTA MOVE! MEAN WHILE... WHAT OVER? FORK IT OVER, RYDER. by Lank Leonard THE BERRYS— TCH! TCH! I KNOW JUST WHAT HAPPENED HE'S BEEN THROWIN' THE MONEY AWAY-AND PROBABLY HAS HARDLY ANY OF IT LEFT! IM AFRAID THAT'S IT, PHIL! WE REALLY WONT NEED HIM, PHIL! THIS BOY I HAVE CADDYING FOR ME NOW IS EXCELLENT AND — W-WELL I'D-AH-FEEL BETTER IF I HAD LOUIE, GOVERNOR! ILL LOOK HIM UP AS SOON AS I GET HOME! PETER! DINNERS ON THE TABLE! I'll look around in the back mama! NO I HAVEN't SEEN HIM, PAT! by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle JOE PALOOKA— WILL YOU EXCUSE ME, FATHER? FRANK GIACOVIA 7-13 SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE by Len Klels WOODY WOODPECKER— NO-JUST TEN- I DON'T COUNT MY CIVILIAN SUIT HERE'S A TOY SUBMARINE FOR YOU KIDS! IT SHOOTS REAL TORPEDOES! WELL T IT OUT IN BATHTUB AWAY. NO - JUST TENI DON'T COUNT MY CIVILIAN SUIT by McEvoy and Striebel PAGING ME PP! BUFFALO BILL— KEEP GOIN' INTO THE NARROWS! IF WE CAN RAISE E DUST, THEY WON'T GET A GOOD SHOT AT US! by Stauk and Robinson DON'T KNOW HER NAME, THAT'S SOME GIRL D SOME PRESS! THERE MAY BE NO PLAN IN ANNO'S COSTUME, BUT THERE IS - IN ONE OF THE SPOTLIGHTS! SHEDION STARK JERRY ROBINSON by George Sixta YAK YAK YAK! HERE'S A TOY SUBMARINE FOR YOU KIDS! IT SHOOTS REAL TORPEDOES! LITTLE MARY MIXUP— MARY... YOU BORROWED MY GALOSHES AND UMBRELLA! I WANT 'EM BACK! THERE ARE HER OLD GALOSHES SUPERMAN— HA-HA! SO ALL YOU GOT WAS A MEASLY FIFTY DOLLARS WORTH OF GOLD FROM THAT TRACT! YOU WERE SO ANXIOUS, YOU NEVER TROUBLED TO FIND OUT HOW MUCH GOLD WAS THERE! by George Sixta SUPERMAN— HA-HA! SO ALL YOU GOT WAS A MEASLY FIFTY DOLLARS WORTH OF GOLD FROM THAT TRACT! YOU WERE SO ANXIOUS, YOU NEVER TROUBLED TO FIND OUT HOW MUCH GOLD WAS THERE! by Dick Brooks THEN FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE TAKE HER HOME! I CAN'T HAVE HER SCREAMING LIKE THAT? THE STROLLERS IN THE CAR! TAKE HER HOME! YOU AND YOUR FINCKY FEET!!! WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A LONG TALK, YOUNG LADY! WILLIE— WHAT'B YOUR HURRY, BARBELL? I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH MY DOCTOR. by Fred Harman MEAN WHILE... WHAT OVER? FORK IT OVER, RYDER. DON'T ACT DUMB! THE MONEY YOU GOT FOR BELOW YOUR RANCH! THE SAINT— YOU: REALIZE THAT IF GOGGLES WERE DEAD YOU'D BE AN ACCESSORY TO MURDER, DON'T YOU? YES, YES! THAT'S WHY I'M THANKFUL TO HEAR HES ALL RIGHT! Copyright 1951 New York Harper Tobacco Inc. Wednesday, July 13, 1955 Anabeis (Cal.) Bulletin — 13 by Carl Gruber NO I HAVENT SEEN HIM, PAT! CMON, JACKIE... WE'LL JUST EAT WITHOUT DADDY! WELL... WHAT'S FOR DESSERT? by Ham Fisher CLUCK CLUCK SHE LAID A EGG PER ME... BUT SHE WON'T GIT OFF IT! JES' SETS THERE! HUMPHREY'S ALIVE... GOT THRU THE STORM... HE WAS SPOTTED IN MID-OCEAN BY A CARGO BOAT... THANK GOOD-NEWS? BUT WHAT'S KEEPING HIM UP? THAT OLD PROFESSOR GAVE OUT A STATE-MENT THAT THE MACHINE USES NUCLEAR FUEL. by Walter Lants WE'LL TRY IT OUT IN THE BATHTUB RIGHT AWAY! BAM! BANG! HEY UNCLE WOODY, COME HERE! YA GOT ANY MORE TORPEDOES? WELL TRY IT OUT IN THE BATHTUB RIGHT AWAY! BAM! BANG! HEY, UNCLE WOODY COME HERE! YA GOT ANY MORE TORPEDOES? IF WE CAN RAISE ENOUGH DUST, THEY WON'T GET A GOOD SHOT AT US! THAT SMALL DEAD TREE SHOULD DO IT! PLENTY OF JUST IN THEIR PONIES' LUNGS SHOULD SLOW 'EM DOWN SOME, TOO! BY Fred Meagher BY R. M. Brinkerhoff THERE ARE HER OLD GALOSHES MARY! YOU DIDN'T RETURN MY UMBRELLA HOW DO I KNOW IT ISN'T GOING TO RAIN AGAIN TODAY? BY Wayne Boring THE WHOLE TOWN'S LAUGHING AT HOW LITTLE GREENE GOT OUT OF HIS TRACT, BUT THAT'S HARDLY ENOUGH TO MAKE FOLKS CHANGE THEIR MIND ABOUT WANTING SUPERMAN'S HELP. YET THAT'S WHAT SUPERMAN SEEMED TO THINK! HM... MEANWHILE... YEP-- THIS IS THE PLACE MENTIONED IN YESTERDAY'S DAILY PLANET STORY! GREENE, THE OWNER, WILL HAVE TO FIX IT, ONCE THE MOSQUITOES START BREEDING, IT'll BE A MENACE TO PUBLIC HEALTH. by Wayne Boring THE WHOLE TOWN'S LAUGHING AT HOW LITTLE GREENE GOT OUT OF HIS TRACT. BUT THAT'S HARDLY ENOUGH TO MAKE FOLKS CHANGE THEIR MIND ABOUT WANTING SUPERMAN'S HELP. YET THAT'S WHAT SUPERMAN SEEMED TO THINK! HM... MEANWHILE... YEP--THIS IS THE PLACE MENTIONED IN YESTERDAY'S DAILY PLANET STORY! GREENE, THE OWNER, WILL HAVE TO FIX IT, ONCE THE MOSQUITOES START BREEDING, IT'LL BE A MENACE TO PUBLIC HEALTH. by Leonard Samsome YOU? SICK? NO... ...1000-MILE CHECKUP! by Leslie Charteris YES! THAT'S I'M THANKFUL HEAR HES LL RIGHT! BUT YOU'D HAVE BEEN GLAD IF YOUR PLAN HAD WORKED AND I'D BEEN CHARGED WITH KILLING HIM, BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT EVERY WORD IN MY ARTICLE WHICH HE SHOWED YOU IS TRUE! BETWEEN OURSELVES, YES, I ADMIT IT! BUT-- OKAY, I GUESS THAT'S ALL THE CONFESSION WE NEED!