anaheim-bulletin 1955-07-02

MICKEY FINN— I THOUGHT SURE YOU'D BE ON THE PLANE THAT ARRIVED AT SIX OCLOCK PHIL! WELL, THE CLERK AT THE HOTEL MIXED US UP ON THE TIME, SERGEANT—and WE MISSED IT BY A COUPLE OF MINUTES! TCH, TCH! IT WAS RIGHT ON SCHEDULE, TOO! YOU COULD VE GOTTEN UP TO SEE THE GOVERNOR EASILY! OH, IT DOESN'T MATTER, SERGEANT! I'M ONE OF HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS! I'M MORE POSITIVE TRAN EVER THAT HE'S GOING TO STAND UP FOR ME—ALL THE WAY! SHERLOCK HOLMES— YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, ROBERT! I AM NO VAMPIRE! SHERLOCK HOLMES IS ON HIS WAY HERE! HE WILL BRING YOUR CRIME HOME TO YOU! SHERLOCK HOLMES? NO! VIRGIL— THAT'S TH' BUSINESS! IF A GUY COULD THINK OF SOMETHING NEW TO FREEZE, HE'D MAKE A FORTUNE YEAH? IVE GOT IT MADE! THINK OF SOMETHING NEW TO FREEZE, HE'D MAKE A FORTUNE YEAH? SHORTS OF FROZEN FOODS DIXIE DUGAN— I CAN UNDERSTAND A LITTLE BETTER MY BEARSVILLE CALLS YOU WILD, MR. WYATT WHY SHOULD THEY BE SO CONCERNED ABOUT ME? I DON'T BOTHER ANYBODY BUT THIS PROPERTY — WHETHER OR NOT MY FOLKS BUY IT SOONER OR LATER YOU'LL HAVE TO GET OFF — BUT TO GET ME OFF THEY'LL HAVE TO PUT ME OFF! ALL OF US! JET SCOTT— THE NAME'S ANNO CARRESIN BOYS! GATE-WAYS NEW SWEDISH BONBON! STENDER, SHE'S A DOLL-BUT... CAN SHE ACT? ...SWIM? .SING? CAN SHE DANCE? HAS SHE ANY TALENT? SIDDY STARK JERRY ROBSON 7/4 RIVETS— BANG! BANG! 7-4 THE JACKSON TWINS— HURRY UP JILL! MOTHER TOLD ME TO SHOW YOU YOUR ROOM BEFORE I GO! I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE THIS ONE RIGHT NEXT TO THE NURSERY! WELL, MOTHER THOUGHT OF HAVING YOU DOWN WITH US, BUT I TOLD HER YOU'D BE HAPPier UP HERE BY YOUR SELF.... IN WHAT I GUESS USED TO BE THE MAID'S ROOM! AT LEAST ITLL AND YOU DO HA OF YOUR OWN! WELL, I HAVE TO RUN! RED RYDER— I WE COME TO CLOSE MY DEAL, RYDER! I SURE HATE TO SELL MY RANCH, BUT I RECKON EVERY MAN HAS HIS PRICE! AND HERE'S YOUR ONE HUNDRED GOLD THOUSAND DOLLAR NOTES! LET'S SIGN OVER THI'DEED! HOLD ON! WE'VE GOT TO MAKE THIS LEGAL-Like! I'LL PH MY LAWY TO COM OUT. by Lank Leonard BEFORE READING THIS STATEMENT TO YOU, GENTLEMEN, I WISH TO SAY THAT NEITHER POLITICAL PRESSURE NOR PERSONAL FRIENDSHIP INFLUENCED ME IN REACHING ANY DECISION! I HAVE CONSIDERED ONLY THE FACTS--AND HERE THEY ARE! THE BERRYS— IF WE CAN'T SHOOT ANY FIREWORKS-- HOW ABOUT ALLEY CELEBRATING THE SHOOTING A LITTLE by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle SHERLOCK HOLMES? NO! FRANK GIACOMO SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE JOE PALOOKA— UMPHREY PASSES THE STATUE OF LIBERTY by Len Klels VIRGIL'S FROZEN FISH WORMS WOODY WOODPECKER— ACME PIE CO. OH, B QUITT TIME by McEvoy and Striebel BUFFALO BILL— BUFFALO BILL AND HIS FRIENDS HAVE FOUGHT OFF SEVERAL ENEMY INDIANS. THE LAST ONE IS NOW LOCKED IN HAND-TOHAND COMBAT WITH STRONG HEART AND O'SHEA. BUFFALO BILL HAS DECIDED TO LET THE WHIPPED REMEN ESCAPE ALIVE! by Stauk and Robinson HE DANCE? HAS SHE ANY TALENT? MISS CARESSIN, YOU'RE GETTING GATEWAY'S GREATEST BUILDUP. HOW'S IT FEEL? I'M HONOR!! WHO CARES? LITTLE MARY MIXUP— IF WE'RE GOING ON A PICNIC,LET'S GO OH,THE LUNCH ISNUT READY YET BESIDES BETTY AN ISN'T HE by George Sixta CUT OUT THAT RACKET! START JUKEBOX SUPERMAN— AFTER I GET THIS REAPER OUT OF THE MUD FOR HANK'S FRIEND,ROGER, SO HE CAN GET HIS WHEAT IN BEFORE THE RAIN Ruins IT--IM TO TAKE CARE OF WILLIIS BARR! by George Sixta CUT OUT THAT RACKET! START JULY PARADISE WOOF! SUPERMAN— AFTER I GET THIS REAPER OUT OF THE MUD POR HANK'S FRIEND, ROGER, SO HE CAN GET HIS WHEAT IN BEFORE THE RAIN Ruins It--I'm to Take CARE OF WILLIS BARR. by Dick Brooks AT LEAST ITLL BE QUIET?.... AND YOU DO HAVE A BATH OF YOUR OWN!.... WELL, I HAVE TO RUN! WILLIE— by Fred Harman HOLD ON! WE'VE GOT TO MAKE THIS LEGAL LIKE I'LL PHONE MY LAWYER TO COME OUT! UM...THIS COBON'S SMART! I HADN'T COUNTED ON AN OUT-SIDE WITNESS. OH WELL... THE SAINT— DON'T LET 'EM FOOL YA, DUDE! THEY AIN'T DONE NUTHIN' TO ME! Saturday, July 2, 1958 Anaheim (Cal.) Bulletin — 7 by Carl Grubert HOW ABOUT ALL OF US CELEBRATING THE 4TH BY SHOOTING A LITTLE GOLF? DO I HEAR ANY REPORTS? I'll BLAST MY DRIVES! I'll EXPLODE MY WEDGE! ISN'T THAT A SPARKLER OF AN IDEA, DEAR? I'll GET A BANG OUT OF IT! by Ham Fisher HELLO, CITY DESK... HES PASSING OVER CONEY ISLAND... TOO FAST TO GET A CLOSE-UP PICTURE... SHORE WISH I COULD GIT DOWN T'COONEY ISLAND...HOT DOGS...HAMBURGERS...ICE-SCREAM...SHORE AM HONGRY. SO THAT WAS THE STRANGE BLIP WE GOT ON RADAR...WELL SEND JETS OUT IMEDIATELY. PLEASE HURRY...PLEASE...MY MACHINE MUST BE SAVED...IT CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER CRASH! by Walter Lants by Fred Meagher STAND BACK! WE'LL HANDLE THIS ONE FITTIN' AND PROPER! STOP CLOBBERIN' HIM! HE'S PLUMP SENSELESS! SURE N' ANY-ONE WHO SPENDS HIS TIME TRYIN' TO TAKE TH' SCALPS IS SENSELESS! DON'T TELL ME YOU'LL LET HIM GO SCOTT FREE TOO? YEP! HE'S PROBABLY TH' PAPPY TO A COUPLE OF LITTLE ONES. BACK WHERE HE CAME FROM! by R. M. Brinkerhoff OH, THE LUNCH ISN'T READY YET BESIDES--I ASKED BETTY AND SHE ISN'T HERE YET READY NOW? OH--NOT YET, DAD THE ZIPPER ON SNOKER'S PANTS IS STUCK AND I CAN'T FIND MY SUNBURN LOTION. DEAR FAMILY---THE PICNIC IS OFF----LUNCH IS NOW BEING SERVED IN OUR OWN BACK YARD! by Wayne Boring SHORTLY AFTER... BARR'S HOME WAS DESTROYED BY A LANDSLIDE THAT WASN'T COVERED BY INSURANCE AND HE AND HIS FAMILY HAVE BEEN LIVING FROM NEIGHBOR TO NEIGHBOR, BECAUSE HE CAN'T AFFORD TO REBUILD. MEANWHILE... MRS. BRANDIN--I MUST SPEAK TO YOUR HUSBAND AT ONCE! UNLESS SUPERMAN DOES SOMETHING, ALL OF WEST VALLEY WILL SUFFER! by Wayne Boring SHORTLY AFTER... BARR'S HOME WAS DESTROYED BY A LANDSLIDE THAT WASN'T COVERED BY INSURANCE AND HE AND HIS FAMILY HAVE BEEN LIVING FROM NEIGHBOR TO NEIGHBOR, BECAUSE HE CAN'T AFFORD TO REBUILD. MEANWHILE... MRS. BRANDIN--I MUST SPEAK TO YOUR HUSBAND AT ONCE! UNLESS SUPERMAN DOES SOMETHING, ALL OF WEST VALLEY WILL SUFFER! by Leonard Samsome WHAT BONE? 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