anaheim-bulletin 1955-07-01

8— Anaheim (Cal.) Bulletin Friday, July 1, 1953 MICKEY FINN— GEE, I'M SURE THE HOTEL CLERK SAID THE OTHER PLANE LEFT AT 1 OCLOCK NOT 12:30! YOU'LL NEVER GET TO THE CAPITAL IN TIME NOW, UNCLE PHIL! NO! BUT NOW THAT IVE HAD TIME TO THINK THINGS OVER, I'M NOT SO WORRIED MICHAEL! THE GOVERNOR IS MY PAL-AND I KNOW HE'D STAND UP FOR ME—THROUGH THICK OR THIN! THEN YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO BE THE FINISH OF FINN? SURE! I SAW GENERAL PAYNE OF THE OPPOSITION PARTY GO IN A FEW MINUTES AGO—and HE WAS ALL SWILES! IT'S TEN OCLOCK! WE'LL KNOW ANY MINUTE NOW! SHERLOCK HOLMES— YOU ARE A VAMPIRE, SLOWLY DRAINING THE LIFE OF OUR CHILD! FRANK GIACCHIA NO, ROBERT! YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND! VIRGIL— DO YOU LIKE MY NEW DRESS, VIRGIL? IT'S PRETTY! "IT'S PRETTY!" IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY? GEE, DONNA... BOYS JUST AREN'T VERY GOOD AT EXPRESSING THEMSELVES DIXIE DUGAN— "LI'L TYKE," MY WIFE CALLED HER-AFTER WE SAVED HER FROM A TERRIBLE BEATING FROM HER MOTHER— SHE BABIED HER SOMETHING AWFUL--SO I CONTINUED TO DO SO--SOME-HOW IT MAKES ME FEEL MY WIFE IS STILL AROUND— !?!? LITTLE TYKE??! AND SPOILED JET SCOTT— WE DON'T EVEN GET A CHANCE TO THANK HIM! SCOTT LOFT ON PURPOSE-- --SO WE COULD DO THIS! NICE FELLAH! GATEWAY STUDIOS...HOLLYWOOD FIGURES, FIGURES!...IF ONLY MY COST FIGURES WERE AS GOOD AS ANNOS! RIVETS— THAT DOES IT...! WE'VE HAD IT!... WE'RE SHOVING OFF- AND WILL THEY BE SORRY WHEN WE'RE GONE...!! THAT DOES IT...! WE'VE HAD IT!... WE'RE SHOVING OFF- AND WILL THEY BE SORRY WHEN WE'RE GONE...!! THE JACKSON TWINS— CAROLE, YOU SHOW JILL HER ROOM BEFORE YOU GO OUT, DARLING? GEEG, IT DIDN'T TAKE LONG TO GET TO WORK.. THE POOR LITTLE THING IS ALMOST HYSTERICAL! SHHHH, NOW I BET I KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE? A NICE, LONG ROCK! SLEEP, SU-USIE, SLEEP THE SHEPHERD'S COUNTING HIS SHEEP... THERE, THE POOL LITTLE THINGS ASLEEP! ALL SHI WANTED WAS A LITTLE LOVING! RED RYDER— IF BUCKSTROM PAYS YOU TWICE WHAT THIS RANCH IS WORTH ARE YOU SURE TOO WILL SELL YOU HIS FOR HALF A HUNDRED THOUSAND? I'LL CALL HIM NOW! SHORE, RED! IT'S A DEAL! I'LL SELL... MY OLD BONES HAVE SEEN THEIR BEST DAYS. THANKS, TOOD! I'LL SELL OUT AN BUY YOUR RANCH! by Lank Leonard THE BERRYS— SAW GENERAL THE OPPOSITION IN A FEW MINUTES HE WAS ALL SWILES! IT'S TEN OCLOCK! WE'LL KNOW ANY MINUTE NOW! THE GOVERNOR IS READY TO MAKE HIS STATEMENT, GENTLEMEN! PLEASE STEP IN! PAT YOU KNOW THAT MONEY DOESN'T GROW ON TREES! ALL IM ASKING FOR IS A LITTLE COOPERATION! by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle DR. MARSDEN HAS WIRED ME THAT SHERLOCK HOLMES IS ON HIS WAY HERE! PERHAPS HE WILL UNDERSTAND! SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE JOE PALOOKA— WHOOSH JUST AS IT SEEMED THAT HUMPHREY WOULD CRASH... THE ERRATIC MACHINE SWEEPS UP... by Len Kleis WOODY WOODPECKER— by McEvoy and Striebel LITTLE TYKE??! AND SPOILED! by Stauk and Robinson MY STUDIOS...HOLLYWOOD FIGURES!... ONLY MY COST FIGURES ARE AS GOOD AS ANNOS! YOU'D BE IN REAL GOOD SHAPE! SHEDON STARK JERRY ROBINSON by George Sixta TURN-COAT! I HAD TO COME BACK TO GET YOU! BUFFALO BILL— LITTLE MARY MIXUP— MOM--BETTY'S MAMA IS GOING TO MEXICO AND HER PAPA TO NEW YORK TOO BAD SUPERMAN— YOU RISKED DROWNING TO SAVE CLARK KENT. AND LOIS LANE! WELL--THEY'RE BOTH OLD FRIENDS OF MINE! SO I'M MORE THAN YOUR FRIEND...I'M INDEBTED TO YOU. by George Sixta TURN-COAT! I HAD TO COME BACK TO GET YOU! SUPERMAN— YOU RISKED DROWNING TO SAVE CLARK KENT AND LOIS LANE! WELL--THEY'RE BOTH OLD FRIENDS OF MINE! SO I'M MORE THAN YOUR FRIEND...I'M INDEBTED TO YOU! by Dick Brooks THERE, THE POOR LITTLE THING'S ASLEEP! ALL SHE WANTED WAS A LITTLE LOVING! NICE GOING! I PREDICT YOU'LL BE A SUPER SITTER FOR SUSAN! COME ON AND ILL SHOW YOU YOUR ROOM BEFORE I RUN OFF! WILLIE— FRESH FISH by Fred Harman THANKS, TOO, ALL SELL OUT AN' BUY YOUR RANCH! GIT-U-P, BESSIE! THIS REAL ESTATE DEAL WILL SETTLE UP FOR THREE YEARS I SPENT IN PRISON! THE SAINT— EVEN IF GOGGLES IS OUT OF CIRCULATION, DIG HASN'T FOLDED YET! by Carl Gruber ALL IM ASKING FOR IS A LITTLE COOPERATION! HOW ABOUT THOSE GOLF ACCESSORIES WHERE MONEY WAS NO OBJECT? WELL...WHY DOESN'T SOMEBODY ASK ME TO COOPERATE? by Ham Fisher JUST AS IT SEEMED THAT HUMPHREY WOULD CRASH... THE ERATIC MACHINE SWEEPS UP... SEVERAL PEOPLE IN THE TOWER WINDOWS RECognized HIM...IT'S HUMPHREY PENNYWORTH? HOLD THE FRONT PAGE FOR A REPLACE!! CONTACT OUR PLANE... TELL HIM TO GET PICTURES...HE'S HEADED TOWARD CONEY ISLAND. by Walter Lants by Fred Meagher TWO DOWN! WHERE'S THE THIRD ONE? STRONG HEART AND OI'M SEEIN' TO IT THAT THE LIKES O' THIS ONE BE TAKEN CARE OF! by R. M. Brinkerhoff BETTY LOVES HER MAMA BUT SHE IS GOING TO NEW YORK WITH HER PAPA OH, A GIRL OF BETTY'S AGE SHOULD BE WITH HER MOTHER IN MEXICO OH, SHE CAN'T GO TO MEXICO—SHE DOESN'T LIKE CHILI CONCARNE by Wayne Boring SO WHEN YOU TOLD THE BANK ABOUT OUR FRIENDSHIP TO SAVE YOUR HOUSE—IT WAS REALLY TRUE, IN A WAY...YOU SHOULD BE GLAD YOUR MUDDY FOOTPRINTS HELPED ME FIND YOU IN TIME TO PREVENT YOUR NEEDLESS FLIGHT. BUT--THAT STILL LEAVES ALL THOSE FOLKS EXPECTING ME TO GET YOUR HELP FOR THEM! WHAT LL I TELL THEM? THAT'S EASY! THIS IS MY CHANCE TO REPAY YOU! SO, AS THE GENIE SAID TO ALADDIN: "MASTER-YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND!" by Wayne Boring SO WHEN YOU TOLD THE BANK ABOUT OUR FRIENDSHIP TO SAVE YOUR HOUSE--IT WAS REALLY TRUE, IN A WAY...YOU SHOULD BE GLAD YOUR MUDDY FOOTPRINTS HELPED ME FIND YOU IN TIME TO PREVENT YOUR NEEDLESS FLIGHT! BUT--THAT STILL LEAVES ALL THOSE FOLKS EXPECTING ME TO GET YOUR HELP FOR THEM! WHAT LL I TELL THEM? THAT'S EASY! THIS IS MY CHANCE TO REPAY YOU! SO, AS THE GENIE SAID TO ALADDIN: "MASTER--YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND!" by Leonard Samsome FRE2H FISH JUNK by Leslie Charteris AS LONG AS NOBODY KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS BIRD AND HIS PAL, WE'RE ONE MOVE AHEAD OF MR. FICKS! SO YOU'RE GOING TO CALL YOUR BOSS AND TELL HIM THAT EVERYTHINGS TAKEN CARE OF!