anaheim-bulletin 1954-06-18

DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY— WHAT'S THE PURPOSE OF THIS CATALEPTIC EXPERIMENT? GORILLA'S ABOUT TO KIDNAP ONE OF THE WORLD'S GREATEST NUCLEAR PHYSICISTS WHO IS WORKING ON THE Z-BOMB FAR MORE POWERFUL THAN THE H-BOMB. BEFORE DOING SO AS HIS QUINEA PIG YOU AND I WILL SNAKE HE THE FIENDS! DIXIE DUGAN— CAN'T WE DO THIS IN THE EVENING, AFTER IT COOLS OFF? AND TAKE A CHANCE OF HAVING OUR ATTIC GO UP IN FLAMES FROM SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION — YOU HEARD WHAT THE FIRE DEPARTMENT SAID — I'll BE BACK IN A MINUTE! VIRGIL— GIVE ME A LICK OF VR SUCKER, HUM? NO! I'M SAVING IT BUT YOU'RE EATIN' IT ONLY BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW OF A SAFE PLACE TO KEEP IT. A PLACE WHERE NO ONE CAN GET IT WITHOUT MY SEEIN' EM LET ME SHOW YOU MICKEY FINN— MICKEY FINN— I'll make it two out of three! THE JACKSON TWINS HI, JILL! HOW'S WHEEL? YOU'RE IN PRETTY FAST COMPANY, AREN'T YOU? 50 FAST HE NEARLY LEFT HER BEHIND WHEN HE GOT IN THE CAR! DON'T I SEE YOU IN THE BACK SEAT OF WHEEL'S CAR WHEN HE DROVE UP? N-NO! I WAS UP FRONT, BUT WHEEL'S 5-50 TALL I GUESS YOU COULDN'T SEE ME THAT WAS JAN IN BACK! LESLIE SHANE— WRS, I'VE BEEN THE JARROLD'S NEIGHBOUR EVER SINCE THEY CAME TO PRIMROSE AVENUE! I LIKE HER—SORRY FOR HER, TOO! HE WAS A SURRY BRUTE! I SAW HIM LEAVE THAT MORNING HE WENT. I FEED YOUR HUSBAND'S BACK, MRS. JARROLD/ WHERE'S HE BEEN THIS TIME? OH — THE CONTINENT, AS USUAL/HARRY NEVER TELLS ME MUCH ABOUT HIS BUSINESS, AND I DON'T AGK! WAS I'VE BEEN THE JARROLD'S NEIGHBOR EVER SINCE THEY CAME TO PRIMROSE AVENUE! I LIKE HER—SORRY FOR HER, TOO! HE WAS A SURLY BRUTE! I SAW HIM LEAVE THAT MORNING HE WENT FOR GOOD! CARRIED A BRIEF CASE, THAT WAS ALL! RIVETS— I'LL BET WE'RE THE FIRST TOURISTS WHO EVER TRIED TO CLIMB THIS... WE'RE ALMOST AT THE TOP! ONLY A FEW MINUTES AND WE'LL BE STANDING... ...WHERE PROBABLY NO MAN HAS STOOD BEFORE! RED RYDER— KEEP GOIN', MEN! I'M DROPPIN' BEHIND A MINUTE! SUIT VERSEL BREEDY! HMM, JUST AS I THOUGHT, RYDER'S FOLLOWIN' US! I TURN TH TABLES! REACH, RYDER! YOU AIN'T SO SMART AS YUH THOUGHT! by Frank V. Martinek BEFORE DOING SO HE'S USING OLD MAN CLAUSURED AS HIS QUINEA PIG. WHEN HE FINISHED HIS EXPERIMENT YOU AND I WILL SNATCH THE SCIENTIST AND BRING HIM HERE...YOU CAN IMAGINE THE REST. by McEvoy and Striebel DON'T TELL ME THEY REALLY DRESSED LIKE THIS WHEN YOU FIRST KNOW PA WAIT IT WAS CONSIDERED THE FUTURE IN THOSE GENERATION DAYS O'TH STUFF YOU YOUNGSTERS ARE WEARING TODAY! by Len Kleis ACE WHERE ONE CAN IT WITHOUT SEEIN EM LET ME SHOW YOU BUFFALO BILL— LOOK OUT! HE'S FOUND HIS TOMA-HAWK! YEE-A-AAAH! THE BERRYS— MAMA IS THERE ANY WAY TO BE SURE OF A HAPPY MARRIAGE? NO JILL I'M AFRAID! WILLIE— by Lank Leonard WELL, THAT SETTLES IT! by Dick Brooks I WAS UP B-BUT WHEEL'S ALL I GUESS YOU NOT SEE ME! AT WAS JAN BACK! YOU'RE NOT FOOLING BUE, JILL... GO AHEAD, LET 'EM FLOW! IT WAS ME IN BACK, BUE... TAKING A BACK SEAT LIKE I'VE DONE ALL NIGHT! HE'S BEEN GO HORRID, BUE... I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE! LET ME GO HOME W-WITH YOU! by Oliver Passingham I REMEMBER CUPPING MR. JARROLD'S TICKET THAT WORKING! CAUGHT THE 8.59 HE DID — OUR BUSY TRAIN NEVER GET EYES ON HIM AGAIN! LITTLE MARY MIXUP— WHEE-BW! IT'S HOT! I CAN'T GET COOL ANY-PLACE. SNOCKER - RUN DO THE FOOD FREEZER AND ME THAT BIG FISH DO IN A PAPER AND A OF PEAS. WOODY WOODPECKER² 6-18-34 SUPERMAN— I'll tell you why I'm here, Borkum! THE REPORTER, CLARK KENT, has been murdered! Some hired waiter slipped a fatal poison into his drinking glass! SO? I NEVER FOLLOW THE NEWS! SECOND-HA VIOLENCE EXCITEMENT CHILDREN; SPEAK THE COMMERCIAL THEY SAY! BRINGS YOU I REMEMBER CLIPPING MR. JARRODS TOGET THAT MORNING! CAUGHT THE 8:59 HE DID — OUR BUSY TRAIN NEVER GET EYES ON HIM AGAIN! by George Sixta I'll tell you why I'm here, Borkum! THE REPORTER, CLARK KENT, has been murdered! SOME HIRED WAITER slipped a fatal poison into his drinking glass! So? I never follow the news! JOE PALOOKA— HOW LOOKA HERE...I'm supprised, man...ya shore got bad manners? STOP TALK...GEEV SECRET VEPRON... WICK? TAKE EET, ABDUL! THE SAINT— I GUESS I'LL HIT THE SACK. I DIDN'T COME HERE FOR ANY POLLYANNA SERMONS, MR. JAKES. JUST DO WHAT YOU've BEEN PAID FOR, AND MAKE IT SOON! Friday, June 18, 1854 ANAHEIM (Cal.) BULLETIN — $ by Fred Meagher YEE-A-AAAH! WOW! CLOSE! I CAN'T LAST LONG AT THIS RATE! BUFFALO, DUST! DUST! USE DUST! OH, YEAH...DUST! A BIG HANDFUR OF DUST! by Carl Grubert NO JILL...IM AFRAID NOT! OH COME NOW MOTHER--YOU KNOW THAT ALL MARRIAGES ARE HAPPY MARRIAGES! IT'S ONLY AFTERWARDS THAT THE TROUBLE STARTS! by Leonard Samsome CRASH TINKLE by R. M. Brinkerhoff SNOOKER - RUN DOWN TO THE FOOD FREEZER AND GET ME THAT, BIG FISH DONE UP IN A PAPER AND A BOX OF PEAS IT'S TOO HOT - BUT ILL DO IT WHERE IS SNOOKER, MOM? I GENTH HIM DOWN TO THE BASEMENT AFTER SOME THINGS SNOOKER! GET OUT OF THAT FOOD FREEZER AND PUT THINGS BACK WHERE YOU FOUND THEM SWISH! BY WALTER LANTS BY WAYNE BORING SECOND-HAND VIOLENCE! EXCITEMENTS FOR CHILDREN! JUST SPEAK THE COMMERCIAL, AS THEY SAY! WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE? YESTERDAY - YOU THREATENED CLARK'S LIFE! THAT MAKES YOU A PRIME SUSPECT! TUT-TUT!, DISCUSS THESE DETAILS WITH MY ATTORNEYS, BUT -- BEFORE YOU GO, WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AS TO EXERT A FRACTION OF YOUR GREAT STRENGTH TO BREAK OPEN THIS EBONY FIGURINE FOR ME? DON'T LOOK SO SURPRISED! BREAK IT! CRUDE POWER IS ALL IT REQUIRES! THEN I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT'S PLANNED FOR THIS REPORTER KENT! BY WAYNE BORING SECOND-HAND VIOLENCE,' EXCITEMENTS FOR CHILDREN! JUST SPEAK THE COMMERCIAL, AS THEY SAY.' WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE? YESTERDAY-- YOU THREAT-ENED CLARK'S LIFE! THAT MAKES YOU A PRIME SUSPECT! TUT-TUT! DISCUSS THESE DETAILS WITH MY ATTORNEYS. BUT -- BEFORE YOU GO, WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AS TO EXERT A FRACTION OF YOUR GREAT STRENGTH TO BREAK OPEN THIS EBONY FIGURINE FOR ME? DON'T LOOK SO SURPRISED! BREAK IT! CRUDE POWER IS ALL IT REQUIRES! THEN ILL SHOW YOU WHAT I PLANNED FOR THIS REPORTER KENT! BY HAM FISHER I SAY... RATHER FLASHY WITH* THAT GUN, MISS... DROP IT INSTANTER! WHERE'D THEY GO... THEY RUN RIGHT INTO THE ARMS OF MY MEN. IF YOU NEED ANY HELP AT ANY TIME, MR. PENNY-WORTH... INSPECTOR NARANI... PAKISTAN SECURITY POLICE. BY Leslie Charteris I'M RATHER TIRED TOO, AND I AGREE WITH MR. GRANT! JUST ONE QUESTION BEFORE I JOIN THE PARADE. DO YOU INTEND TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS? WHAT DYE THINK I AM, YOUNG MAN--A CROOK?