anaheim-bulletin 1954-06-17

18 — ANAHEIM (Cal.) BULLETIN Thursday, June 17, 1956 DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY— HE'S ALIVE! OF COURSE HE IS! DID YOU THINK HE WAS DEAD? IF HE ISN'T... WHAT GOES? CATALEPSY. CATALEPSY? YES. GORILLA PRACTICES SIMULATED SLEEP ON THIS OLD MAN. HE TAKES HIM OUT OF THIS WORLD INTO ONE OF FANTASY. DIXIE DUGAN— I WON'T READ ANY FURTHER, MY SWEET JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU SOME OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE. AIN'T NUTHIN' SACRED? IT WAS PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT FOR YOU TO READ ALOUD WHAT YOU THOUGHT WAS A LOVE LETTER TO DIXIE—WASN'T IT? AW — I WAS ONLY FOOLIN' LET'S FORGET OLD LOVE LETTERS AND WADE THRU THIS OLD JUNK BEFORE WE EXPLODE FROM SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION VIRGIL— OUR TELEVISION SET ISN'T WORKING RIGHT... CAN WE GO IN AND WATCH YOURS? SURE! POP JUST FIXED OURS UP LIKE NEW WHILE I'M AT IT I MIGHT AS WELL CLEAN OUT THE INSIDE MICKEY FINN— BUT I HATE TO LET PHIL DOWN —HE'S SUCH A SWELL GUY! WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO! THE JACKSON TWINS ER...DO YOU WANT TO DANCE.JILL! N:NO THANKS! I C'CAN'T GET IN THE MOOD ...NOW! POOR KID! WHEEL HASN'T BEEN NEAR HER ALL NIGHT! WHEEL, WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO- YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING, THAT'S JUST IT! YOU JUST SIT! I'VE BEEN DATING THE WRONG TWIN, I GUESS! NOW FOR PETE'S SAKE, DON'T CRY! GRAB YOUR COAT! WE'RE CLOSING THIS THING UP AT THE SMACK SHACK! LESLIE SHANE— I ORRUG MRS. JARROLD AT N°9! YES, I REMEMBER THE MORNING MR. J. WENT AWAY FOR GOOD! COME BACK FROM A BUSINESS TRIP HE HAD! THINGS WAS PRETTY COOL BETWEEN THEM THAT MORNING, BUT THAT HARRY! YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO A WORD I'M SAYING! HAM? WHAT'S THAT, DORIS? I SAID THE BROWN HAVE MOVED FROM N°10 OPPOSITE! THEY'LL NEVER SELL THE HOUSE AT THE PRICE THEY'RE ASKING! UH? WON'T THEY? DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TRIP HARRY? YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME A THING ABOUT IT! SO-SO! ALL RIGHT, I SUPPOSE! I OBLIGE MRS. JARROLD AT N° 9! YES, I REMEMBER THE MORNING MR. J. WENT AWAY FOR GOOD! COME BACK FROM A BUSINESS TRIP HE HAD! THINGS WAS PRETTY COOL BETWEEN THEM THAT MORNING, BUT THAT WAS USUAL... HARRY! YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO A WORD I'M SAYING! HAMM? WHAT'S THAT, DORIS? I SAID THE BROWN HAVE MOVED FROM N° 10 OPPOSITE! THEY'LL NEVER SELL THE HOUSE AT THE PRICE THEY'RE ASKING! UH? WON'T THEY? DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TRIP, HARRY? YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME A THING ABOUT IT! SO-SO! ALL RIGHT, I SUPPOSE! RIVETS— ALL RIGHT, BOYS, IS EVERYONE IN HIS SLEEPING BAG...?? SOME ONE'S SQUIRMING AROUND... I WONDER IF THE BOYS ARE OKAY... RED RYDER— LET'S GET OUTA HERE, FORE THE SHERIFF COMES, BREEDY! YEAH! IT'S A LONG WALK! LET'S GET GOIN'! RYDER'S SHORE MESSED UP OUR TIMBER STEALING BREEDY! I AINT THROUGH WITH HIM YET! THEY'VE GONE, RED! WELL FOLLOW AN' HAVE 'EM BETWEEN US AND TH' SHERIFF WHEN HE COME by Frank V. Martinek YES, GORILLA ACTICES SIMULATED SLEEP ON THIS OLD N. HE TAKES HIM INTO ONE OF FANTASY. YOU SEE, SLICK, WE BRING HIM BACK FROM HIS DREAMS EVERY SO OFTEN... BUT WHILE HE ASLEEP HE TELLS ALL IN HIS SUBCONSCIOUS MIND. BUFFALO BILL— HOO-RAY! NOW THEY ARE--ALL DISMOUNTED! TURN BOY/ QUICK! HURRY, BE BEFORE H HIS TOMA by McEvoy and Striebel ET OLD LOVE LETTERS MRU THIS OLD JUNK EXPLODE FROM US THE BERRYS— WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR, JACKIE? NOTHING YOU CAME INTO THE KITCHEN FOR SOME REASON! I FOUND IT by Len Kleis YOUR PICTURE'S EVEN MORE DISTORTED THAN OURS WILLIE— WELLBE BURGLARS, MOM? DON'T BE ALARMED, PAM... by Lank Leonard TO LET PHIL DOWN A SWELL GUY! WELL, ONE THING TO DO! by Dick Brooks GRAB YOUR COAT! WE'RE CLOSING THIS THING UP AT THE SWACK SMACK! HEY, YOU FORGOT YOUR DATE, WHEEL? OOPS! WELL, LET HER SQUEEZE IN BACK WITH YOU! WE'RE FULL UP IN FRONT! by Oliver Passingham DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TRIP, HARRY? YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME A THING ABOUT IT! SO SO! ALL RIGHT, I SUPPOSE! WILL YOU BE LATE AT THE OFFICE? I THOUGHT OF CLEARING OUT THE ATTIC ONE DAY THIS WEEK! LITTLE MARY MIXUP— WHEE!-- ONLY A WEEK MORE OF SCHOOL! WHY, MARY, HOW YOU TALK ABE LINCOLN HAD TO STUDY BY THE LIGHT FROM THE FIREPLACE AND WALK FOUR MILES TO SCHOOL FINE... IF HE WALKED A GIRL HOME FROM SCHOOL, THEY D'HAVE QUITE A VISIT WOODY WOODPECKER— SPROING! BAM! CIGARS SUPERMAN— --YES, CHIEF! CLARK WAS POISONED RIGHT HERE IN THIS RESTAURANT... NO... ABSOLUTELY NO CURE... IN A WEEK --HE'LL BE (SOB)--GONE! N-NO, CHIEF... I--I DON'T WANT A BYLINE ON THIS 5-STORY... T-THANKS... (SOB) ANYWAY... HOLD UP THE EXTRA! AND H READ THIS ANNO REST OF THE STOOO--ER--TOO CAN'T EVEN SH (SNIFF-ATC DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TRIP, HARRY? YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME A THING ABOUT IT! SO SO! ALL RIGHT, I SUPPOSE! WILL YOU BE LATE AT THE OFFICE? I THOUGHT OF CLEARING OUT THE ATTIC ONE DAY THIS WEEK! THEN HAVE A GOOD LOOK FOR THAT CAMERA OF MINE YOU MISLAID WHEN WE MOVED HERE SUPERMAN— YES, CHIEF! CLARK WAS POISONED RIGHT HERE IN THIS RESTAURANT... NO... ABSOLUTELY NO CURE... IN A WEEK -- HE'LL BE (SOB) - GONE! N-NO, CHIEF... I--I DON'T WANT A BYLINE ON THIS 5-STORY... T-THANKS... (SOB) ANYWAY... HOLD UP THE EXTRA! AND HOW READ THIS ANNOUNCEMENT REST OF THE STORY TOO -- ER -- TOO CAN'T EVEN SHOW CAN'T EVEN SHOW (SNIFF-ATC) by George Sixta JOE PALOOKA— TANA RUSHES TO THE KITCHEN. QUICK... THE POISON IS WORKING! GRAB THE SECRET WEAPON WHERE ARE... I WILL DO IT... GEORGI AND VLADMEER SMELLED HIS CUP AND DROPPED DEAD. HURRY... THE SAINT— LOOK AT THAT BUTLER CARRY THAT TRAY-- AND HIM WITH TWO ARTIFICIAL LEGS! NONE OF YOU GUESSED THAT, DID YOU? MOST EVERYONE HAS SOME HANDICAP THEYD RATHER BE WITHOUT, BUT SOME TAKE IT BETTER THAN OTHERS! by Fred Harman WE'LL FOLLOW 'EM AN' HAVE 'EM PETWEEN US AN' TH' SHERIFF WHEN HE COMES? by Fred Meagher HURRY, BUFFALO... BEFORE HE FINDS HIS TOMAHAWK! KEEP HAULIN' THAT ONE AROUND BOY... WHILE I HANDLE THIS FELLER! by Carl Grubert AME INTO KITCHEN FOR REASON! I FOUND IT YOU FOUND WHAT? NOTHING IT'S IN THE COOKIE JAR! by Leonard Samsome N'T BE RMED, AM... ...WILLIE WANTS WATER! by R. M. Brinkerhoff FINE--- IF HE WALKED A GIRL HOME FROM SCHOOL, THEY'D HAVE QUITE A VISIT YOUNG STERS OF TODAY DON'T APPRECIATE THE FINE SCHOOLS RIGHT NEAR HOME--LIFE WAS HARD IN LINCOLN'S DAY OH, IT WASN'T SO BAD----NOW ADAYS HE'D HAVE TO ANSWER THE PHONE, TURN ON THE RADIO AND WATCH TELEVISION AND WAIT FOR A BUS----I THINK HE HAD IT PRETTY SOFT by Walter Lants BAM! SPLAT! HA-HA NOVELTY CO. TESTING BOOM by Wayne Boring HOLD UP THE PRESSES FOR AN EXTRA! AND HERE--YOU--COPY BOY! READ THIS ANNOUNCEMENT TO THE REST OF THE STAFF! MY EYES ARE TOO--ER--TOO STRAINED! (CHOKE) CAN'T EVEN SEE MY OWN NOTES. (SNIFF-ATCHOO!) BY MY THIRTEEN STARS! WHAT SPECIAL EVENT BRINGS A HUMOR BUSINESSMAN THE HONOR OF A VISIT FROM SUPERMAN? SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL, BORKUM--MURDER! by Wayne Boring HOLD UP THE PRESSES FOR AN EXTRA! AND HERE--YOU--COPY BOY! READ THIS ANNOUNCEMENT TO THE REST OF THE STAFF! MY EYES ARE TOO--ER--TOO STRAINED! (CHOKE) CAN'T EVEN SEE MY OWN NOTES. (SNIFF-ATCHOO!) BY MY THIRTEEN STARS! WHAT SPECIAL EVENT BRINGS A HUMOR BUSINESSMAN THE HONOR OF A VISIT FROM SUPERMAN? SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL, BORKUM--MURDER! by Ham Fisher HURRY... OH,HULLO! MUSTA DROWSED FER A MINITE... YA GOT ANY MORE A THAT TEA... FANTASTEek!! GEEV US SECRET VEPPON... by Leslie Charteris BUTLER CARRY THAT TRAY--WO ARTIFICIAL LEGS! NONE THAT, DID YOU? MOSTOME HANDICAP THEYD OUT, BUT SOME TAKE IT MAN OTHERS! SO THAT HOMELY MAID THINKS IT'S GREAT THAT HE MARRIED HER. HES LUCKY TO FIND A GIRL WHO WOULDN'T HAVE MUCH TO PICK FROM! LESSIE, CHARTER'S JOHN SPRANGER