anaheim-bulletin 1954-06-15

DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY— I'M BEGINNING TO FEEL LIKE DON NEEDS ME. HOWEVER, IN A COUNTRY STORE A MILE FROM THE CEMETERY... WHAT'LL WE DO? JANE, YOU AND RED STAY THERE, MEANWHIL I'LL ORGANIZE A RAIDING PARTY. DIXIE DUGAN— IT'S A WONDER OUR ATTIC DIDN'T GO UP IN FLAMES LONG AGO! IT'S HOT ENOUGH TO BAKE BREAD UP HERE. THIS PLACE IS LOADED WITH COMBUSTIBLES. VIRGIL— WHERE'RE YOU GOING IN SUCH A MURRY? TO MY ROOM- I'M EXPECTING A CALL FROM HOMER. BUT THE TELEPHONE'S DOWN HERE-- OH- HOMER AND I HAVE INVENTED OUR OWN TELEPHONE. AND IT WORKS? SAY! THAT MAKES ME MIGHTY PROUD. MIGHTY PROUD. INDEED... MICKEY FINN— D-BUT, GOVERNOR, LIKE I TOLD'JA, I'VE ALREADY— LOOK, LOUIE—YOU'LL BE A MEMBER OF MY STAFF—WITH A TITLE THAT'LL IMPRESS ALL YOUR FRIENDS! I'LL MAKE YOU-AH-DIRECTOR OF WINDS AND TIDES —OR SOMETHING! OH, YES, LOUIE—WITH YOUR NAME ON THE DOOR IN GOLD LETTERS —and I'll see that you have a car at your disposal all the time! THE JACKSON TWINS WE'RE GOING OVER TO PEG SHARZE'S JILL! SHE'S HAVING A BIG BLAST! ARE YOU SURE IT'S ALL RIGHT IF I GO, TOO? SHE JUST INVITED YOU, WHEEL! FOR PETE'S SAKE, HOW INnocent CAN YOU GET? SHE DIDN'T EVEN INVITE ME! WE'RE CRASHING? DO YOU REALLY THINK WE SHOULD? I KNOW WHEN I HAVE A LOOK, WHEN THE WHEEL CRASHES THEY CONSIDER IT AN HONOR! LESLIE SHANE— MISS SHANE — THE TAPE RECORDER! HE'S BEEN USING IT ALL NIGHT! PLAY IT BACK BOGEY — THIS IS MY LAST NOVEL. BEGIN TYPING, DEAR. TITLE — WE'LL CALL IT: EXIT THE MASTERMIND. FOR IT IS THE STORY OF THE EVENTS THAT HAVE LED UP TO-NO-NIGHT — AND THE BEST STORY I HAVE EVER WRITTEN. BUT FIRST, BOGEY, THE DEDICATION, TO LESLEY SHANE, OF COURSE. SAY "TO WHOM THE MASTERMIND CONCEDES A VICTORY..." MISS SHANE — THE TAPE RECORDER! HE'S BEEN USING IT ALL NIGHT! PLAY IT BACK BOGEY — THIS IS MY LAST NOVEL. BEGIN TYPING, DEAR. TITLE — WE'LL CALL IT: EXIT THE MASTERMIND, FOR IT IS THE STORY OF THE EVENTS THAT HAVE LED UP TO-NIGHT — AND THE BEST STORY I HAVE EVER WRITTEN. BUT FIRST, BOGEY, THE DEDICATION. TO LESLEY SHANE, OF COURSE. SAY "TO WHOM THE MASTERMIND CONCEDES A VICTORY..." RIVETS— RED RYDER— LOOKS LIKE BREEDY AND HIS MEN ARE HOLDIN' A POW-WOW! WONDER WHAT THEY'RE UP TO? LOOK. RED! ONE OF THOSE COYOTES IS LIGHT IN' A TORCH! I'll KILL ONE OF THE FORE I'LL SET THIS F by Frank V. Martinek JANE, YOU AND RED STAY THERE, MEANWHILE ILL ORGANIZE A RAIDING PARTY. WINSLOW'S IN DANGER, WE'VE GOT TO BE CAREFUL AND NOT INTERFERE WITH HIS JOB... SEE YOU LATER. by McEvoy and Striebel THIS PLACE IS ADDED WITH MBUSTIBLES IT SURE IS THERE MUST BE ENOUGH IN THESE OLD "LOVE LETTERS" TO START A FIRE WITHOUT SUMMER HEAT. by Len Klels AND IT WORKS? SAY! THAT MAKES ME MIGHTY PROUD MIGHTY PROUD INDEED... BUFFALO BILL— THAT'S IT, GALLANT, WE MUST KEEP THIS ONE ON THE END OF OUR ROPE BETWEEN US AND THAT ONE! LOOK OUT! HE'S GOING TO CHARGE! THE BERRYS— EAT YOUR SPINACH, JACKIE! BUT DADDY ISN'T EATING ANY! WELL, YOU WANT TO GET BIG AND STRONG, DON'T YOU? WILLIE— BUTCH ALWAYS PICKS ON ME! JUST ONE THING I DO FERDY! USE THIS, AND WILL KEEP AWAY FROM YOU! by Lank Leonard YES, LOUIE—WITH YOUR NAME IN THE DOOR IN GOLD LETTERS—and I’ll SEE THAT YOU HAVE A CAR AT YOUR DISPOSAL ALL THE TIME! AND WHEN I WASN’t CADDYING FOR YOU, I WOULDN’t HAVE TO BE DOING ANYTHING ELSE? NOT A THING! AND I ONLY PLAY THREE TIMES A WEEK, LOUIE! WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY? LITTLE MARY MIXUP— MAY I WALK YOU HOME, NARY? SURE, ELMER—BUT I MUST TELL YOU GOMETHING, FIRST. I CAN’T ASK YOU IN…I HAVE TO STUDY FOR FINAL EXAMS by Dick Brooks DO YOU REALLY WEWOULD KNOW I WERE A- LOOK, WHEN THE WHEEL CRASHES THEY CONSIDER IT AN HONOR! NOW, IF YOU DON’T THINK YOU CAN KEEP UP KID , ILL TAKE YOU HOME! I’LL KEEP UP, WHEEL! L-LET’S GO IN! WOODY WOODPECKER— HMM...IT’S AFTER MIDNIGHT AND THEY HAVEN’T SETTLED DOWN! HEY, KIDDY YOU LIKE TO OUT IN THE IN YOUR SH BAGS? by Oliver Passingham LAST NOVEL. BEGIN WE’LL CALL IT: OR IT IS THE STORY LED UP TO TOD-NIGHT EVE EVER WRITTEN, VICATION. TO LESLEY “TO WHOM THE ES A VICTORY..” LEAVE HER, BATES. HE WAS CRUEL AND UNTHOUGHTFUL TO THE END. HIS LAST BOOK SHOULD HAVE BEEN FOR HER... SUPERMAN— OH--HOW DREADFUL! POOR CLARK! NO WONDER HE RUSHED OUT OF HERE IN BLIND PANIC! WHO WOULDN’T, IF HE SUDDENLY HEARD HE’S PRACTICALLY A DEAD MAN! OR WILL BE IN A WEEK, I ASSURE YOU! ST NOVEL. BEGIN WE'LL CALL IT: OR IT IS THE STORY LED UP TO DO-NIGHT EVE EVER WRITTEN. UCATION. TO LESLEY "TO WHOM THE IS A VICTORY..." LEAVE HER, BATES. HE WAS CRUEL AND UNTHOUGHTFUL TO THE END. HIS LAST BOOK SHOULD HAVE BEEN FOR HER... by George Sixta JOE PALOOKA— TRANSLATION DID YOU PUT ENOUGH POISON IN HIS TEA... THERE IS ENOUGH IN TO KILL A REGIMENT INSTANTLY! THE SAINT— CERTAINLY I SHALL KILL YOU ALL, BUT I WON'T MAKE THIS PLACE A SLAUGHTER HOUSE! TRADITION AND GOOD MANNERS SAY I SHOULD GIVE YOU EACH ONE LAST WISH. PLEASE TRY TO THINK OF THEM! I'll Kill Every One Of Them Skunks 'Fore I'll Let 'Em Set This Forest Afire! COPYRIGHT 1954 New York Harold Tribune Inc. Tuesday, June 15, 1854 ANAHEIM (Cal.) BULLETIN — by Fred Meagher ALLANT, WE MUST KEEP THE END OF OUR ROPE AND THAT OK OUT/ HE'S LING TO ARGE! WHEN HE DOES, HE'LL HAVE TO RIDE OVER HIS PAL OR GET TANGLED IN OUR ROPE! HE'S TRVING TO FOOL YOU, HE'S COMING IN SLOW... WATCH, HE'LL DROP HIS LANCE AND PULL HIS TOMAHAWK! by Carl Gruber! WELL, YOU WANT TO GET BIG AND STRONG. DON'T YOU? OKAY... ILL EAT IT. PASS THE SPINACH JACKIE! by Leonard Samsome USE THIS, AND BUTCH WILL KEEP AWAY FROM YOU! WILLIE WILLIE YOU'RE RIGHT! IT WORKS! WILL KEEP AWAY FROM YOU! 6:15 WILLIE WILLIE YOU'RE RIGHT! I CAN'T ASK YOU IN... I HAVE TO STUDY FOR FINAL EXAMS YOU MEAN NO SITTING AROUND AND NO DOUGHNUTS AND STUFF? SO--IF YOU DON'T WANT TO WALK HOME WITH ME IT'S OKAY WELL--SOME OTHER TIME, THEN--S LONG HI, ALICE--MAY I WALK YOU HOME? SURE ELMER HEY, KIDS...HOW'D YOU LIKE TO CAMP OUT IN THE YARD IN YOUR SLEEPING BAGS? OH BOY! BY WAYNE BORING OR WILL BE IN A WEEK, I ASSURE YOU! THEY!LL THINK I RUSHED OUT BECAUSE OF SHOCK! BUT IN FACT, THERE'S NO TIME TO WASTE TRACING THAT WAITER WHO POISONED ME AND THEN SKIPPED! ACTUALLY—YLL BE JUST AS INDESTRUCTIBLE AS EVER AFTER A WEEK! ONLY—(GASPI!)—I ALMOST FORGOT! IF CLARK DOESN'T DIE WHAT THEN? THE WHOLE WORLD WILL KNOW HE'S SUPERMAN! by Wayne Boring OR WILL BE IN A WEEK, I ASSURE YOU! THEY'LL THINK I RUSHED OUT BECAUSE OF SHOCK! BUT IN FACT, THERE'S NO TIME TO WASTE TRACING THAT WAITER WHO POISONED ME AND THEN SKIPPED! ACTUALLY--YLL BE JUST AS INDESTRUCTIBLE AS EVER AFTER A WEEK! ONLY--(GASP!)--I ALMOST FORGOT! IF CLARK DOESN'T DIE-- WHAT THEN? THE WHOLE WORLD WILL KNOW HE'S SUPERMAN! by Ham Fisher E IS ENOUGH TO KILL A REGIMENT INSTANTLY! YUM! SAY, THAT'S D'LISHUSS...NEVER TASTID NONE LIKE IT B'FORE...WOULD'JA GIMME A NUTHER, F'VA PLEASE? by Leslie Charteris TAINLY I SHALL YOU ALL, BUT I MAKE THIS PLACE IGHTER HOUSE! ON AND GOOD RS SAY I SHOULD DU EACH ONE LAST PLEASE TRY TO THINK OF THEM! MR. JAKES, WE ONLY WANT TO DIE BECAUSE NOTHING CAN GIVE US THE ONLY THINGS WE WANT! IF MONEY COULD MAKE ME A WOMAN THAT MEN FELL TRULY IN LOVE WITH I COULD BUY EVERY PLASTIC SURGEON IN THE WORLD! AND EVEN THEY COULDN'T PUT BACK MY LEGS! OR SAVE MR.TEMPLAR'S SIGHT. HE'LL SAY! BUT I COULD DO BETTER THAN YOU HAVE! LESLIE CHEATER'S JOHN SPRANGER