anaheim-bulletin 1954-06-14

DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY— I'VE GOT TO RESCUE THAT BOY...BUT ON SECOND THOUGHT, A DEAD HERO WON'T WORK EITHER. WINSLOW WATCH YOUR STEP. SLICK, WHAT'S UP? YOU LOOK PALE. I-IT'S NOTHING, MADAM JAY. CALL ME JADRA, WON'T YOU? DIXIE DUGAN— O'TOOLE'S RIGHT! THE FIRE DEPARTMENT IS RIGHT! WE HAVEN'T CHECKED OUR ATTIC IN YEARS! MOST PEOPLE FORGET THAT OLD RAGS, CLOTHING, PAPERS AND OTHER JUNK CAN EXPLODE SUDdenly INTO FLAMES IF LEFT IN A HOT AREA TOO LONG— PHEW LIKE THE BLAS FROM A FURNACE VIRGIL— WHAT CHA PLANTIN' IT! FLOWER SEEDS D'YA LIKE FLOWERS? I HATE EM THEN WHY DO VA PLANT'EM? JUST TO KEEP IN PRACTICE- MICKEY FINN— HOW DID YOU HAPPEN TO MEET LOUIE IN MIAMI, PHIL — WAS HE CADDYING AT ONE OF THE CLUBS WHERE YOU PLAYED? NO, I-AH-MET HUM ONE DAY AT THE RACES, CLANCY-JUST BY CHANCE! AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE HIM ONE OF YOUR DEPUTIES — SO HE'LL BE AROUND TO CADDY FOR YOU ALL THE TIME? WELL-AH — NOT JUST TO CADDY FOR ME, HOOGAN! I'M DON'T IT BECAUSE I-AH-FEEL SORRY FOR HUM! HE COULDN'T GET A JOB ANYWHERE ELSE! I'M AFRAID NOT, GOVE YOU SEE, THE JACKSON TWINS BIG WHEEL: BERNARD DEVERNE HAS BEEN DATING JILL BUT BOTH TWINS ARE MAD ABOUT HUM? ...JAN TURNED THE 'ETERNAL TWINMASSLE INTO A FEILD WHEN SHE PRETENDED TO BE JILL TO GET A DANCE WITH HUM AT THE PROM! HEY, WHEEL, JUST DROVE UP PRONT, JILL DON'T INSULT ME BY CALLING ME THAT NAME... EVEN BY MISTAKE !... SHE'S ALREADY GONE DOWN STAIRS, TERMINATE! DON'T LOOK SO WORRIED, WHEEL! YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TWIN! THAT'S THE TROUBLE! I DON'T... BUT I CAN'T DROP HER AND PICK UP WITH JAN ALL OF A SUDden! LESLIE SHANE— I KNOW HE HAS A GUN. HOW MUCH LONGER IS HE GOING TO KEEP US IN SUSPENSE? HE WON'T USE A GUN, BOGEY — WE MUST EXPECT SOMETHING UNEXPECTED FROM JAMES TAYNTON. IT'S DAWN, AND..... DID YOU HEAR THAT—A SHOT! I WAS — HE DID ON HIM I KNOW HE HAS A GUN. HOW MUCH LONGER IS HE GOING TO KEEP US IN SUSPENSE? HE WON'T USE A GUN, BOGEY — WE MUST EXPECT SOMETHING UNEXPECTED FROM JAMES TAYNTON. IT'S DAWN, AND... DID YOU HEAR THAT—A SHOT! I WAS —HE DID ON HIM RIVETS— RED RYDER— RED AND OLD SAM HAVE JUST RUN OFF THE HORSES OF BUD BREEDY AND HIS GANG OF TIMBER THIEVES THAT TAKES CARE OF BREEDY'S GETAWAY, RED! NOT QUITE! BUT BEIN' AFOOT'LL SURE SLOW 'EM DOWN! C'MON, SAM! LET'S GET BACK AN' KEEP AN EYE ON THAT GANG! SO RYDER DRAG OFF OUR HORSE ILL MAKE HIM SORRY HE DID THAT! by Frank V. Martinek CALL ME JADRA, WON'T YOU P? MEANWHILE... -WONDER WHAT'S KEEPING DON BELOW? MAYDE HE NEEDS ME. by McEvoy and Striebel HEW LIKE THE BLAST FROM A FURNACE! by Len Klels EN WHY O VA LANT'EM JUST TO KEEP IN PRACTICE- SOMDAY SOMEONE MIGHT COME UP WITH A SHEET-LAND PONY SEED BUFFALO BILL— BUFFALO BILL IS LOCKED IN MORTAL COMBAT WITH THREE SIoux WARRIORS: THOSE WARRIORS DON'T SAVVY OUR TONGUE! I CAN'T USE WORDS IN A SCRAP LIKE THIS! THE ONLY KICKED KNOCKE THE BERRYS— IM SORRY, DEAR...I CAN'T HELP YOU OUT, IM BROKE TOO! IF I WERE AT THE OFFICE I COULD HIT THE PETTLE CASH BOX...HM...WAIT A MINUTE! WILLIE— WHERE? MY! YOU'RE ILL-TEMPERED T DAY, WILLIE! GO 'WAY, MAGGI! SURLY, MEAN, NASBAD-MANNERED. OH, MY! by Lank Leonard H- NOT JUST TO FOR ME, HOGAN! WIN IT BECAUSE I REEL SORRY FOR THE COULDN'T GET ANYWHERE ELSE! I'M AFRAID NOT, GOVERNOR! YOU SEE, I'VE WAIT, LOUIE! I AM NOW PREPARED TO MAKE YOU A MUCH BETTER PROPOSITION THAN I OFFERED YOU IN FLORIDA! SO JUST SIT DOWN AND LISTEN! by Dick Brooks THAT'S THE TROUBLE? I DON'T ... BUT I CAN'T DROP HER AND PICK UP WITH JAN ALL OF A SUDDEN! JAN WOULD THINK I'm A HEEL! I'll HAVE TO DO IT SUBTLEY! I'll PLAY THE MEANIE TONIGHT AND POOR LITTLE JILL WILL WANT OUT BUT FAST! by Oliver Passingham I WAS WRONG —HE DID USE A GUN ON HIMSELF. MY! YOU'RE ILL-TEMPERED T'DAY, WILLIE! GO WAY, MAGGI! BAD: MANNERED OH, MY! LITTLE MARY MIXUP— HOWD SCHOOL GO MARY? THEY CHANGED OUR SEATS ALL AROUND THEY PUT THE SM KIDS IN THE BA ROWS AND THE C WITH LOW MAR UP IN FRONT NE THE TEACHER WOODY WOODPECKER— SPLASH 6-14-54 SUPERMAN— YOU ASKED FOR IT STRAIGHT, MR. KENT—and AS A TOXICOLOGIST, I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS POISON IN YOUR WATER GLASS IS FATAL! YOU CANNOT LAST MORE THAN A WEEK! I WAS WRONG HE DID USE A GUN, ON HIMSELF. by George Sixta by Fred Harman SUPERMAN— YOU ASKED FOR IT STRAIGHT, MR. KENT— AND AS A TOXICOLOGIST, I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS POISON IN YOUR WATER GLASS IS FATAL! YOU CANNOT LAST MORE THAN A WEEK! JOE PALOOKA— FANTASTIC! HE HAS SPREAD HIS DOWN EFOOD IN GREAT PROFUSION! THESE CAPITALISTS... THEY HAVE TOO MUCH FOOD! WISH I HAD SOME! TAKE HIM THE POISONED WINE! OH, NO, THAN KYA... I NEVER TOUCH LIKELY THE SAINT— A STRANGE CHARACTER, D.F. JAKES HAS PUBLICLY OFFERED TO KILL, PAINLESSLY, FOR $10,000 ANYONE WHO IS TIRED OF LIFE BUT WHO LACKS THE NERVE TO COMMIT SUICIDE. A RUGGED MOVIE STAR WHO LOST BOTH LEGS IN AN ACCIDENT-- AN HEIRES HAS LOST THIRD FOR HUNTING HU TO A REDH Monday, June 14, 1854 ANAHEIM (Cal.) BULLETIN — by Fred Meagher THE ONE GALLANT KICKED IS STILL KNOCKED OUT!! KEEP THE SECOND ONE ON YOUR LARIAT WHILE YOU DO SOME THING ABOUT THIS THIRD ONE! DO SOMETHING!? WITH JUST A KNIFE?? by Carl Grubert IF I WERE AT THE OFFICE, I COULD HIT THE PETTY CASH BOX...HM...WAIT A MINUTE! MAMA, WHAT DOES I OU MEAN? RING by Leonard Samsome SURLY, MEAN, NASTY, BAD-MANNERED... OH, MY! DON'T LOOK SO UNHAPPY, WILLIE... OR PEOPLE WILL THINK WE'RE MARRIED! SURPLY, MEANERED... OH, MY! DON'T LOOK SO UNHAPPY, WILLIE... OR PEOPLE WILL THINK WE'RE MARRIED! THEY PUT THE SMART KIDS IN THE BACK ROWS AND THE ONES WITH LOW MARKS UP IN FRONT NEAR THE TEACHER WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE IN THE BACK ROW WITH THE SMART PUPILS WELL NOT EXACTLY FROM WHERE I SIT, I CAN COUNT THE TEACHER'S FRECKLES SPORTING GOODS SPLASH! BY WAYNE BORING WELL--DO SOMETHING, SOMEBODY! FIND THAT MISSING WAITER WHO POISONED CLARK! AND GET AN AMBULANCE--A DOCTOR! BUT WHAT COULD A DOCTOR DO? FOR THIS TYPE OF POISON, THERE'S NO CURE KNOWN TO MEDICAL SCIENCE! CLARK! CLARK! by Wayne Boring WELL--DO SOMETHING, SOMEBODY! FIND THAT MISSING WAITER WHO POISONED CLARK! AND GET AN AMBULANCE-- A DOCTOR! BUT WHAT COULD A DOCTOR DO? FOR THIS TYPE OF POISON, THERE'S NO CURE KNOWN TO MEDICAL SCIENCE! CLARK! CLARK! OH, NO, THAN-- KYA... I NEVER TOUCH LIKKER. EET EES GOOD FOR YOU. TRY THEES WANDERFUL WINE ...PLEASE. NO, THAN KYA... I MIGHT HAVE SOME TEA IF YA GOT ANY AN'T A BOTHER. OF COURSE, SAIRE... AVA... YESS, YESS... OF COURSE? by Leslie Charteris BROUGHT ETHER GRANT DIANA LYNCH AN HEIRESS WHO HAS LOST HER THIRD FORTUNEHUNTING HUSBAND TO A REDHEAD... AND SIMON TEMPLAR WHO OUT OF CURIOSITY ABOUT THIS FANTASTIC PROPOSITION SAYS THAT HE HAS BEEN WARNED THAT HE IS GOING BLIND. WHAT WAS THAT, YOUNG MAN? REMEMBER, I'M DEEF! I ASKED WHY DO YOU THINK YOU OWE US ALL THIS? YOU EVE GOT YOUR MONEY. WHY NOT JUST KILL US AND GET IT OVER?