anaheim-bulletin 1954-06-09

DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY— -YOU SEE? -EVERYONE'S HAPPY HERE. WHAT'S THIS? WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED IN THIS, SLICK? EVERYTIME I SEE THAT WORD 'POISON' IT REMINDS ME OF HOW I CAME NEAR TAKING SOME ONCE AND IT UNNERVES ME. DIXIE DUGAN— ANYBODY NOTIFY THE FIRE DEPARTMENT? I GUESSE WE AL DID VIRGIL— YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART-BUT I BET YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL TIME I CAN TOO! WAIT'LL I LOOK AT TH' CLOCK- WHAT YEAR IS THIS? SPRING OR SUMMER? 'S EITHER OCTEMBER OR NOMONDER THE TIME IS EXACTLY A QUARTER PAST TUESDAY MICKEY FINN— CAN YOU SEE THEM, MICKEY? NO! THERE'S A TURN IN THE ROAD AND— MICKEY! ON THE LEFT —JUST BEFORE THE TURN! IT'S THE JEEP! WRECKED! THERE'S UNCLE PHIL! HE'S WAING —W-WITH BOTH ARMS! YEAH! PERKINS MUST WE FOUND THE KEY TO THE CUFFS IN HIS POCKET! ALFRED— THAT ISN'T THE WALL PAPER I WANT! HAVENT YOU ANY—THING MODERN? NO, NO! I WANT THE VERY LATEST! RIGHT UP TO THE MINUTE! LESLIE SHANE— BOGEY GONE...SHANE SIGNALLING FOR HELP...TALK YOURSELF INTO AN ENDING FOR THIS SITUATION, JAME TAYNTON. TALK... TALK... NOW WAIT, THERE'S AN IDEA. COLOSSAL! THE PERFECT "OUT"! BOGEY GONE... SHANE SIGNALLING FOR HELP... TALK YOURSELF INTO AN ENDING FOR THIS SITUATION, JAME TAYNTON. TALK... TALK... NOW WAIT, THERE'S AN IDEA. ...COLOSSAL! THE PERFECT "OUT"! RIVETS— RED RYDER— WHAT'LL WE DO WHILE LITTLE BEAVER RIDES FOR THE SHERIFF RED! MAYBE WE CAN KEEP BREEDY FROM CUTIN' ANY MORE TIMBER WHILE WE'RE WAITIN'? HOW? COME ON, ILL SHOW YOU! by Frank V. Martinek EVERYTIME I SEE THAT WORD 'POISON' IT REMINDS ME OF HOW I CAME NEAR TAKING SOME ONCE AND IT UNNERVES ME. HERE'S WHERE WE PREPARE POISON GAS FOR THOSE WHO CAUSE TROUBLE ON THE JOB. WE PUT THEM TO SLEEP AND BURY THEM IN THE CEMETERY ABOVE. by McEvoy and Striebel ANYBODY NOTIFY THE PIRE DEPARTMENT? I GUESS WE ALL DID WHAT ABOUT OTOOLES? HAVEN't SEEN THEM— by Len Kleis THE TIME IS EXACTLY A QUARTER PAST TUESDAY V.GOTTA HAND IT TO TH' GUV HE SMART BUFFALO BILL— YOU MEAN, THEY THINK IT'S HONORABLE FOR ME TO FIGHT ALL THREE OF 'EM AT ONCE! UH HUH! THEY SAY, A WAIT WHO COMES TO COUNCIL ALONG YOUNG SOUAW PONIES MUST GREAT WARR THE BERRYS— BUT MR BERRY, I'M LETTING YOU IN ON A SURE THING...ITS NOT A GAMBLING PROPOSITION... OH NOe! TO SPECULATE ME ENTER INTO A TRANS THE PROFITS OF WH CONJECTURAL OR SU TO CHANCE...AND I WANT TO TAKE A CH WILLIE— I'M HOME FROM SCHOOL, MOM DID BRING PAP WIL EXACTLY A QUARTER PAST TUESDAY HE IS SMART by Lank Leonard YEAH! PERKINS MUST WE FOUND THE KEY TO THE CUFFS IN HIS POCKET! RELAX BOYS! IVE GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL! by Carl Ryman by Oliver Passingham IT'S NO USE, THE FOG'S COVERED THE HIGH GROUND NOW. NOBODY GOT OUR MESSAGE. WE MAY AS WELL GO BACK TO THE HOUSE. I'M HOME FROM SCHOOL, MOM DID BRING PAP WIL LITTLE MARY MIXUP— DAD-WHY DON'T YOU STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS? YOU'RE THE HEAD OF THE HOUSE. I AM? THANKS YOU SAID I COULD TO THAT DANCE ON ST PAUL--AND MO I CAN'T SEE WELLL BOSS HE WOODY WOODPECKER— HERE COMES TH' PAPER BOY! GO GET OUR PAPER, CUDDLES! HEH, HEH! THAT DOG CAN BE TRAINED TO DO ANYTHING! ZOOM! SUPERMAN— CLARK--CLARK... OH--GOOD HEAVENS-- ISN'T THIS YOUR WATER GLASS? WHY YES-- BUT--BUT.. WHAT'S WRONG? YOU--YOU DRAG AND THIS OLD YOURS BECAUSE OTHER EMPT. IT'S NO USE, THE FOG'S COVERED THE HIGH GROUND NOW. NOBODY GOT OUR MESSAGE. WE MAY AS WELL GO BACK TO THE HOUSE. by George Sixia SUPERMAN— CLARK...CLARK... OH--GOOD HEAVENS-- ISN'T THIS YOUR WATER GLASS? WHY YES--BUT--BUT..WHAT'S WRONG? YOU--YOU DRIVE AND THIS OLDER YOURS BECAUSE OTHER EMPT. JOE PALOOKA— IN ORDER TO PAY HIS GREAT DEBT TO HUMPHREY-MAC PARSONS FLIES HIM TO KARACHI, PAKISTAN. I'll SHORE BE A BLIGED TYA ALL MY LIFE, MISTURPINGS. HUMPHREY...THERE SHOULD BE MORE PEOPLE LIKE YOU! BO LONG, OLD BOY. THE SAINT— A NUMBER OF PHONE CALLS LATER GOLD SEAL EMPLOYMENT AGENCY? I WANT A CHEF NOT JUST A COOK. THE FINEST CHEF YOU CAN FIND--A MAN WHO CAN MAKE FOOD FOR ANGELS. WHICH IS DARN NEAR WHAT HELL BE DOING! A CASE OF THE VICE BEST CHAMPAGNE BEST BURGUNDY BEST SCOTCH, THE BRANDY, THE BE Wednesday, June 9, 1954 ANAHEIM (Cal.) BULLETIN — by Fred Meagher THEY SAY, A WARRIOR WHO COMES TO WAR COUNCIL ALONE WITH YOUNG SQUAWKS AND PONIES MUST BE GREAT WARRIOR! THEY THROW DOWN THEIR GUNS! THAT MEANS ONLY CLOSE-COMBAT WEAPONS ARE ALLOWED! YOU MUST ACCEPT WITH HONOR! THROW DOWN YOUR GUNS...THERE MAY BE OTHERS WATCHING! HONOR?? BUT THAT LEAVES ME WITH JUST MY KNIFE AGAIN IN THEIR LANCES AND TOMAHAWKS! by Carl Grubert TO SPECULATE MEANS TO ENTER INTO A TRANSACTION, THE PROFITS OF WHICH ARE CONJECTURAL OR SUBJECT TO CHANCE...AND I DONT WANT TO TAKE A CHANCE! NOT EVEN IF YOU CAN PICK UP A NICE LITTLE PARCEL OF STOCK FOR A SONG? OKAY, PAL. BRING OVER ABOUT A HUNDRED SHARES AND ILL SING TO YOU! by Leonard Samsome I'M HOME FROM SCHOOL, MOM DID YOU BRING ANY PAPERS, WILLIE? I'M HOME FROM SCHOOL, MOM DID YOU BRING ANY PAPERS, WILLIE? CERT'N'Y HERE! by R. M. Brinkerhoff YOU SAID I COULD GO TO THAT DANCE OVER AT ST PAUL...AND MOM BAYS I CAN'T BE WELL--MOM'S BOBS AROUND HERE SORRY, ELMER... THANKS JUST THE SAME--I CAN'T GO TO THAT DANCE-- I THOUGHT THAT DAD WAS THE BIG, STRONG DOMINATING TYPE BUT--IT SEEMS HE'S JUST WORKING HERE HEH, HEH! THAT DOG CAN BE TRAINED TO DO ANYTHING! ZOOM! DAILY BLOB by Wayne Boring YOU--YOU DRANK HALF OF IT! AND THIS CLASS HAS TO BE YOURS BECAUSE I KNOW THIS OTHER EMPTY ONE IS MINE! OH! BUT--WHAT IS ALL THIS? THE WAITER! WE'VE GOT TO FIND THAT WAITER! MAYBE IT'S NOT TOO LATE! I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT--BUT I'VE SEARCHED EVERYWHERE! THAT FOOL OF A WAITER HAS DISAPPEARED! by Wayne Boring YOU--YOU DRANK HALF OF IT! AND THIS CLASS HAS TO BE YOURS BECAUSE I KNOW THIS OTHER EMPTY ONE IS MINE! OH! BUT--WHAT IS ALL THIS? THE WAITER! WE'VE GOT TO FIND THAT WAITER! MAYBE IT'S NOT TOO LATE! I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT--BUT I'VE SEARCHED EVERYWHERE! THAT FOOL OF A WAITER HAS DISAPPEARED! by Ham Fisher HUMPHREY...THERE SHOULD BE MORE PEOPLE LIKE YOU! DO LONG, OLD BOY. TRANSLATION... THAT IS THE ONE! YOU KNOW YOUR JOB! DON'T FAIL! YOU KNOW THE PENALTY IF YOU DO! THIS SHOULD BE VERY EASY, DON'T WORRY, I WON'T FAIL. OH...OXCOOSE ME. WHERE EEE CAFE ABDUL? I AM STRANGER EEN PAKISTAN. PLEASE TAKE ME EEN! I YOUR TAXEE! WULL...UH...IM A STRANGER MYSELF.. BUT IF ITS ON MWAY ILL BE GLAD TO GIVE VA A LIFT, MAIM. by Leslie Charteris A CASE OF THE VERY BEST CHAMPAGNE, THE BEST BURGUNDY, THE BEST SCOTCH, THE BEST BRANDY, THE BEST-- NOW, WHAT ELSE? OH, YES... ALBURY & SON FUNERAL HOME YES, MR. JAKES. WHEN ARE THESE PERSONS EXPECTED TO PASS AWAY?