anaheim-bulletin 1954-06-08

DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY— -OUR RECRUITS FOR SPIES AND SABOTEURS ARE MEN AND WOMEN IN TROUBLE WHO ARE LOOKING FOR A WAY OUT. -YOU SEE...WE RECRUIT OUR SPIES FROM UNDERWORLD CRIMINALS WITH RECORDS AND THEY ARE EASY TO CONTROL. LET ME SHOW YOU. DIXIE DUGAN— GIVE ME THAT EXTINGUISHER! WASSA BIG IDEE? COUGH-COUGH HELP DIXIE CLOSE THE WINDOWS! THE FIRE'S NEXT DOOR! GOLLY HILL O'TOOLES VIRGIL— KIDDIES WALKIE TALKIE W-I-D-E-S-T SCREEN IN TOWN! MICKEY FINN— ALFRED— I MISSED MY TRAIN BECAUSE YOU GENT ME TO THE WRONG GATE! I'M GONNA REPORT YOU! THAT'S THE TWENTIETH COMPLAINT ABOUT ALFRED TODAY! I WANT TO SPEAK TO HIM IMMEDIATELY! ALFRED SAYS THE COMPANY RULES ARE THAT HE CAN INTERVIEW PEOPLE ONLY IN TURN! LESLIE SHANE— YOU FOOL. SHE'S CLEVERER THAN YOU. SHE'S TAKEN THE CAR BATTERY AND HEADLAMPS TO THE MILL TOP ABOVE THE FOG AND SIGNALLED A MESSAGE. ...YOU'VE FAILED.... AAA-AH! YOU FOOL. SHE'S CLEVERER THAN YOU. SHE'S TAKEN THE CAR BATTERY AND HEADLAMPS TO THE MILL TOP ABOVE THE FOG AND SIGNALLED A MESSAGE. ... YOU'VE FAILED.... AAA-AH! RIVETS— THAT'S ALL I CAN WATCH. MY IRONING WON'T WAIT... RED RYDER— YOU CATCH-LM GUARD! NOW YOU LINTIE ME, RED RIDER! YOU BET! CRACKLE CRASH THERE GOES ANOTHER TREE! WHAT'LL WE DO, RED! WE CAN'T TACKLE BREEDYS GANG OF TIMBER THIEVES BY OUR SELVES. by Frank V. Martinek YOU WERE HIRED BY ME, WEREN'T YOU? YES, MADAM JAY. I HAD TROUBLE UNTIL YOU GAVE ME THIS JOB. BUFFALO BILL— STOP! YOU ARE BEING CHALLANGED! OVER THERE! THAT'S NOT A BRANCH SWAYING IN THE BREEZE! IT'S A LANCE WITH FEATHERS ON IT! THE BERRYS— JACKIE, ANSWER YES OR NO. DID YOU HAVE AN ALTERCATION WITH JIMMIE? I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! WILLIE— C'MON OUT AN PLAY, MAQGI! CAN'T, WILLIE... REMEMBER NOW-LET'S KEEP EACH OTHER POSTED by Lank Leonard LITTLE MARY MIXUP— UM-MM...SHE'S STILL TALKING STILL AT IT! WOODY WOODPECKER— HEY! I PUT UP THAT FENCE SO YOU WOULDN'T WHITTLE ON TH' TREE! 6-8-54 SUPERMAN— MAYBE OUR WAITER MISUNDERSTOOD! WHEN I ASKED FOR OUR CHECK, HE STACKED OUR DISHES ON THE TRAY THERE AND NEVER CAME BACK! I'll GO SEE WHAT'S KEEPING HIM, MR. KENT! BUT ABOVE SAVE HIM PERFECT BOGEY! BOGEY. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE....! by George Sixta SUPERMAN— MAYBE OUR WAITER MISUNDERSTOOD! WHEN I ASKED FOR OUR CHECK, HE STACKED OUR DISHES ON THE TRAY THERE AND NEVER CAME BACK! I'll GO SEE WHAT'S KEEPING HIM, MR. KENT! BUT ABO SAVE HIM PERFECT JOE PALOOKA— I TURNED THE TELEVISION OFF-NOBODY WAS WATCHING IT... by Fred Harman WHAT TH'...WHO UNLOADED THE MACHINERY AND PUT IT ON TRUCKS? I DID. FIGGERED I OWED YA A FAVOR FUR TH' RIDE. THE SAINT— WE CAN'T TACKLE BREEDYS GANG OF TIMBER THIEVES BY OURSELVES. LITTLE BEAVER-RIDE FOR TH' SHERIFF, PRONTO! YOU BETCHUM! EH? WHAT'S THAT? I'M STONE DEEF TO FIGURES ABOVE FIFTEEN HUNDRED! YOU SEE, IT'S AS BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AS OUT, AND AS FOR THE RENT, I KNOW THE OWNERS WILL TAKE EIGHTEEN HUNDRED! Tuesday, June 8, 1954 ANAHEIM (CAL) BULLETIN by Fred Meagher OVER THERE! THAT'S NOT A BRANCH SWAYING IN THE BREEZE! IT'S A LANCE WITH FEATHERS ON IT! ACCEPT THE CHALLANGE! WAVE YOUR RIFLE HIGH OVER YOUR HEAD! WHAT'S THAT GARBLE THEY ARE SPEAKIN? IT'S SIOUX! THEY SAY IT WOULD NOT BE HONORABLE TO KILL YOU FROM AMBUSH BUT THEY MUST FIGHT YOU IN OPEN COMBAT! OH NO NOT THREE OF THEM ALL AT ONCE! by Carl Grubert I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! IT MEANS AN ARGUMENT! YES! AND DID YOU HIT HIM IN THE ENSUING RUMPUS? OH NO! I HIT HIM RIGHT IN THE EYE! by Leonard Samsome CAN'T, WILLIEB... ...I HAVE TO HANG OUT MY WAGH! CAN'T, WILLIE... I HAVE TO HANG OUT MY WAGH! by R. M. Brinkerhoff STILL AT IT! MARY--WILL YOU HANG UP AND LET ME PHONE JUST A MINUTE; PLEASE? HELLO, PHONE COMPANY? -HOW SOON COULD YOU INSTALL ANOTHER PHONE AT OUR HOUSE? by Walter Lants HMM... I'VE A BETTER IDEA! by Wayne Boring BUT—WHO ARE YOU? WHAT'S THIS ABOUT IT'S BEING TOO LATE TO SAVE CLARK KENT? I CAN SEE HIM FROM HERE AND HE'S PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT. NOT IF HE DRANK ANY WATER! HIS GLASS WAS POISONED BY THE WAITER! by Wayne Boring BUT--WHO ARE YOU? WHAT'S THIS ABOUT IT'S BEING TOO LATE TO SAVE CLARK KENT? I CAN SEE HIM FROM HERE AND HE'S PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT. NOT IF HE DRANK ANY WATER! HIS GLASS·WAS POISONED BY THE WAITER! CLARK!! by Ham Fisher B-BUT, IT'S HUMANLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR ONE MAN. NUTHIN'S IMPOSSABUL. TOOK A BIT MORE OF SHOVIN' AN' PUSHIN'... BUT IT HADDA BE DID. YESS SAURE. I SEE HEEM DO. NOPE...NOSSIIR...I COULDN'T TAKE NO MONEY...WHY I OWED YOU TH' FAVUR.* WULL, GUESS I BETTER GIT GOIN' FUR PAK-EE-STAN. I'll TAKE YOU ON TO KARACHI. IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO. by Leslie Charterls THERE'S MY CHECK FOR THREE MONTHS. CHARLES WILL DRIVE YOU BACK TO TOWN. I'VE MOVED IN ALREADY! AND CHARLES, I'M PHONING OUR THREE CLIENTS TO MEET YOU AT THE APARTMENT WHILE YOU're PACKING MY THINGS. AS SOON AS YOU've GOT EM ALL TOGETHER, BRING EM OUT. WE'll GIVE 'EM A WONDERFUL FEW LAST DAYS!