anaheim-bulletin 1954-06-03

10 — ANAHEIM (Cal.) BULLETIN Thursday, June 3, 1954 DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY— HURRY! LET'S GET INSIDE THIS MAUSOLEUM! WHAT A GRUESOME PLACE TO HOLD A MEETING. ITS GORILLA'S SECRET QUARTERS, SLICK. DIXIE DUGAN— THEIR LIFE IS STRAIGHTENED OUT—BUT WHAT ABOUT YOURS?? THAT ALL DEPENDS ON-?? ON YOU— I'VE KEPT JACK'S SECRET I CAN'T KEEP MINE—ON JUST I FEEL ABOUT YOU, DIXIE! I STICK AROUND IF THERE'S SOME HOPE—OTHERWISE I'LL GO BACK TO EL CENTRO AND MOPE! VIRGIL— ARE YOU THE YOUNG MAN WHO BUT MY LITTLE SISTER? YES, BUT... I THINK YOU'RE MEAN, HORRID, VICIOUS, NASTY, AND ILL BEHAVED. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. AND YOU'RE EVIL, BAD MANNERED WICKED AND CRUEL. MICKEY FINN— MICKEY FINN— LOOK! THAT PLANE COMING IN! HE'LL BE CROSSING RIGHT IN FRONT OF IT! OH, MY GOSH! IT'LL HIT THEM SURE! TURN, PERKINS! TURN! TURN NOTHIN'! I'M MAKIN' THAT GATE! ROAR! ROAR! ALFRED— WE'RE BACK SO QUICK, THE CLOCK HARDLY MOVED, UNCLE ALFRED! GOSH: ARE YOU GONNA STAY HERE A WHOLE HOUR JUST TO GET YOUR MONEY'S WORTH? CARL RYMAN 1934 BICHLER NEWSPAPER SYNDICATE LESLIE SHANE— NOTHING URGENT, I HOPE, LESLEY? LIKE THE BRIDGE, THE LINE IS OUT OF ORDER, I FEAR WE ARE ISOLATED. I HOPE YOU HAVE NO SLEEP-WALKING HABITS — MOST UNFORTUNATE THAT WOULD BE ON A SMALL I HOPE YOU HAVE NO SLEEP-WALKING HABITS—MOST UNFORTUNATE THAT WOULD BE ON A SMALL ISLAND, SURROUNDED BY DANGEROUS WATER. RIVETS— RED RYDER— GUARD RYDER AND OLD SAM AND SEE THAT THEY KEEP WORKIN'! RIGHT, BREEDY! WITHOUT FOOD AND WATER THEY MIGHT GET TIRED ENOUGH TO SIGN THIS TIMBER OVER TO US! MEANWHILE, WE'LL GET STARTED ON OUR LOGGIN', LET'S GO, MEN! by Frank V. Martinek JANE, I'M COVERED WITH GOOSE PIMPLES... AND MY KNEES SHAKE, WHY DID THEY HAVE TO PICK OUT A SPOOKY PLACE LIKE THIS? NO POST MORTEM BIGBOY! by McEvoy and Striebel KEPT JACK'S SECRET BUT WON'T KEEP MINE - ON JUST HOW EL ABOUT YOU, DIXIE I'LL K AROUND IF THERE'S HE HOPE - OTHERWISE GO BACK TO EL TRIO AND ME! by Len Klels DO YOU RE... BAD MANERED KED AND RUEL BUT... IT'S GETTIN' SO A GUN CAN'T EVEN HAVE A HOBBY by Lank Leonard BUFFALO BILL— THEY'RE CIRCLING FASTER... GETTING READY TO DIVE ON THE CUBS! HERE THEY COMB GOOD HEAVENS! THEY'RE DIVING TOGETHER! GOT TO WAIT TILL THE GET CLOSER! THE BERRYS— WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY FIXING MY TOASTER? RIGHT NOW? WITHIN THE NEXT HOUR WILL BE FINE WILLIE— IS THE EARTH ROUND? IS THE SKY BLUE? IS WATER WET? CAN A FISH SWIM? IS A POMEGRANATE FRUIT? CAN I HAVE A DIME? LITTLE MARY MIYUR by Lank Leonard TURN NOTHIN! I'M MAKIN' THAT GATE! ROAR ROAR! by Carl Ryman ARE YOU GONNA HERE A WHOLE HOUR TO GET YOUR MONEY'S WORTH? VIOLATION 1 HR 10¢ PARK-O METER. by Ollver Passingham YOU WERE RIGHT, BATES, AND HE'S QUITE MAD. YOU've GOT TO HELP ME-CAN YOU FIND THE WAY TO THE GARAGE? I HOPE YOU HAVE NO SLEEP-WALKING HABITS MOST UNFORTUNATE THAT SOULD BE ON A SMALL LITTLE MARY MIXUP— NO, YOU CAN'T LICK THE BOWL AND THE SPOON YET - I'M JUST MIXING THE CAKE STUFF WELL-- HURRY UP LATER NOW I CAN PIT INTO THE CAKE TINS- SNOOKIE YOU CAN LICE THE BOWL NO WOODY WOODPECKER— WOW! OVER TH' FENCE, WOODY! 6-3-54 SO YOU'RE THE C WHO BROKE MY GLASSES WITH THIS BASEBALL! SUPERMAN— ED--I DON'T UNDERSTAND! IF YOU'RE NOT SUPERMAN... WAIT, SYLMA! IT--IT ALL COMES BACK TO ME NOW! I G-GUESS IT WAS THAT BLOW ON THE HEAD! NO-I--I'M NOT SUPERMAN, AFTER ALL! IM AFRAID A TERRIBLE YOU SEE, I FIXED BY A P BEFORE MEEMUSTVE ME LIKE SUPERM THOUGHT ME A AND HE'S QUITE MAD. YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME-CAN YOU FIND THE WAY TO THE GARAGE? I HOPE YOU HAVE NO SLEEP-WALKING HABITS MOST UNFORTUNATE THAT WOULD BE ON A SMALL LAND, SURROUNDED BY DANGEROUS WATER. by George Sixta BY GEORGE SIXTA ©1956 Field Enterprises, Inc. All rights reserved. by Fred Harman MEANWHILE, WE'LL GET STARTED ON OUR LOGGIN', LET'S GO, MEN! THERE GOES OUR TREES, RED! ED--I DON'T UNDERSTAND! IF YOU'RE NOT SUPERMAN... WAIT, SYLMA! IT--IT ALL COMES BACK TO ME NOW! I G-GUESS IT WAS THAT BLOW ON THE HEAD! NO--I'M NOT SUPERMAN, AFTER ALL! I'M AFRAID A TERRIBLE YOU SEE, I FIXED BY A P BEFORE MEET MUST VE ME LIKE SUPERNTHOUGHT ME A JOE PALOOKA— FEW HOURS LATER. HE'S QUIETED SOME. THE FELLOW IS A RED FLIER. HE TRIED TO KILL YOU AND CRASHED! FUR GOODNUSS SAKES! WHO'D A DREAMT IT! HE'S C HE KNOW BE KILLED THE SAINT— DON'T MUMBLE, YOUNG LADY! I'M A LITTLE DEEF! YOU'VE PROBABLY HEARD OF ME AS DIANA LYNCH, MR. JAKES. I WAS BORN WITH TEN MILLION DOLLARS, THIS HOMELY FACE, AND NO SENSE! OF COURSE! DIDN'T YOU J RECENTLY MA THAT HANDS PLAYBOY, R VAN TILL? HERE THEY COME! GOOD HEAVENS! THEY'RE DIVING TOGETHER! GOT TO WAIT TILL THEY GET CLOSER! GOT THAT ONE! WITHIN THE NEXT HALF HOUR WILL BE FINE! WHAT'S THE RUSH? I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING SHOPPING TONIGHT! I AM, BUT ID LIKE TO KNOW IF I NEED A NEW ONE BEFORE I LEAVE! CAN A FISH SWIM? IS A POMEGRANATE FRUIT? CAN I HAVE A DIME? YES... YES... NO... DID YOU SAY NO? YES! I SAID NO! GOLLEEE! MONEY IS GETTIN AWFULLY TIGHT THESE DAYS! POMEGRANATE FRUIT? ON I HAVE A DIME? YES... NO... SAID NO! ANYBELT TIGHT THESE DAYS! by R. M. Brinkerhoff NOW I CAN PUT IT INTO THE CAKE TINS-- SNOOKER YOU CAN LICK THE BOWL NOW! SWISH by Walter Lants SO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BROKE MY GLASSES WITH THIS BASEBALL! YOUR GLASSES DON'T LOOK BROKEN TIME! HUH? DR. CORNEA GLASSES FITTED by Wayne Boring I'M AFRAID IT'S ALL BEEN A TERRIBLE MISTAKE! YOU SEE, I HAD MY FACE FIXED BY A PLASTIC SURGEON BEFORE MEETING YOU! HE MUSTIVE MADE ME LOOK LIKE SUPERMAN! PROBABLY THOUGHT HE WAS DOING ME A FAVOR. I WASN'T AWARE OF LOOKING LIKE SUPERMAN RIGHT OFF! NOT TILL I DECIDED TO WEAR A SUPERMAN COSTUME AT A CABBIE'S MASQUERADE! ON THE WAY, I HAD AN ACCIDENT, WHICH GAVE ME AMNESIA! SO--WITH NOTHING BUT THE FACE AND COSTUME TO GO ON, I STARTED BELIEVING I REALLY WAS SUPERMAN! BUT BY NOW, I'M SURE GLAD I'M NOT! ONLY--THERE IS STILL ONE PROBLEM... I'M AFRAID IT'S ALL BEEN A TERRIBLE MISTAKE! YOU SEE, I HAD MY FACE FIXED BY A PLASTIC SURGEON BEFORE MEETING YOU! HE MUSTVE MADE ME LOOK LIKE SUPERMAN! PROBABLY THOUGHT HE WAS DOING ME A FAVOR. I WASN'T AWARE OF LOOKING LIKE SUPERMAN RIGHT OFF! NOT TILL I DECIDED TO WEAR A SUPERMAN COSTUME AT A CABBIE'S MASQUERADE ON THE WAY. I HAD AN ACCIDENT, WHICH GAVE ME AMNESIA! SO--WITH NOTHING BUT THE FACE AND COSTUME TO GO ON, I STARTED BELIEVING I REALLY WAS SUPERMAN! BUT BY NOW, I'M SURE GLAD I'M NOT! ONLY--THERE'S STILL ONE PROBLEM... HE'S COMPLETELY FRUSTRATED. HE KNOWS IF HE RETURNS HE'll BE KILLED. BUT THEY'RE SO DISCIPLINED UNDER THE REDS THAT THEY BLINDLY OBEY WITHOUT THINKING. IN HIS LUCID MOMENTS HE SAID HE HATED THE REDS. LEAVE HIM HERE. HE WILL HAVE REST AND QUIET AND... DARE TO ACTUALLY THINK. WULL SHORE. WULL... I'LL BE DAD-GUMMED! OF COURSE! BUT DIDN'T YOU JUST RECENTLY MARRY THAT HANDSOME PLAYBOY, ROLLO VAN TILL? THAT HANDSOME LOUSE! YES, AND HE JUST TOOK HIS TWO MILLION DOLLAR SETTLEMENT AND WENT OFF WITH A PRETTY REDHEAD... AFTER THREE HUSBANDS LIKE THAT, EVEN A DOPE LIKE ME CAN'T GO ON KIDDING HERSELF. ALL MY DOLLARS WILL EVER BUY IS HEELS AND HEARTBREAKS. I'D RATHER BUY A LONG, LONG SLEEP! Leeie Charteris JOHN SPRANSER