anaheim-bulletin 1954-06-02

DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY— DIXIE DUGAN— YES, HONEY-THE PLACE IS OURS-ALL OURS! MEL HERR--DID-DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?? THE "SECRET" I WAS KEEPING FOR JACK! HE WANTED TO SURPRISE MICKEY AND THE KID WELL, MICKEY, I THINK I-MICKEY, I'D LIKE TO SUGGEST-MICKEY, I-??? VIRGIL— MV POP NEVER PAYS A BIT OF ATTENTION TO ME WHEN I TALK TO HIM AW-I DON'T BELIEVE THAT! FATHERS AREN'T THAT WAY POP-TH' TEACHER ASKED ME TO NAME THE FOUR SEASONS: I SAID, SPRING, SUMMER, SUGAR AND SALT---IS THAT RIGHT? NO! WAIT A MINUTE, VIRGIL-THAT'S WRONG MICKEY FINN— MICKEY FINN— CAN YOU SEE IF THE GATE IS OPEN OR CLOSED? NO-IT'S TOO FAR AWAY! BUT IT MUST BE OPEN—OR HE WOULDN'T BE CUTTING OVER TO IT! WIDE OPEN! LUCKY I SPOTTED IT! NOTHIN' CAN STOP ME NOW! ALFRED— SHUR-FIT SHOES CLERK WANTED GOOD SALARY TO MAN WITH FOLLOWING MON, GANG! HIS GIMME FIVE BUCKS SO WELL FOLLOW HIM AROUND LIKE WE'RE ALL HIS FRIENDS! EMPLOYMENT AGENCY SORRY, SIR--THE POSITION IS ALREADY FILLED! LESLIE SHANE— I COULDN'T HAVE INVENTED MORE FORTRUITOUS FOG, BOGEY. EITHER BATES NOR SHANE CAN GET TO THE POLICE THROUGH THIS AND A LITTLE PHONE WIRE CUTTING COMPLETES THE ISOLATION. DAMP, DELICIOUS AND SO PERFECT FOR A FATAL ACCIDENT ON AN ISLAND LIKE THIS. MURDER IN THE FOG, BOGEY—MUST USE THAT TITLE SOMETIME! NEITHER BATES NOR SHANE CAN SET TO THE POLICE THROUGH THIS AND A LITTLE PHONE WIRE CUTTING COMPLETES THE ISOLATION. RIVETS— NOW...DON'T FORGET! WE'VE GOT TO IMPRESS THE JUDGES! REMEMBER...EARS DOWN - BACK STRAIGHT! TAIL UP... OKAY-HERE WE GO? RED RYDER— SINCE WE CAN'T FORCE YOU AN OLD SAM TO SELL US THAT TIMBER, RYDER. WE'RE GONNA TAKE IT, ANYWAY! ID LIKE TO SAVE THAT VIRGIN TIMBER, BREEDY! SINCE IT'S MONEY YOU WANT. HOW MUCH WILL YOU TAKE TO LEAVE THE TREES STANDING? HAH! YOU CAN'T A WHAT THAT TIMBER BRING, RYDER. by Frank V. Martinek QUIET SLICK. WHY? THESE FOLKS CAN'T HEAR US. JOHN JORDAN 6-2 by McEvoy and Striebel MICKEY, I THINK MICKEY, I'D LIKE TO REST – MICKEY, I — I'D LIKE TO SUGGEST THAT WE FADE OUT! WANNA GET 10 YEARS FOR TALKING TO YOURSELF?? by Len Klels WAIT A UTTE NIRGILT'S RONG YOU FORGOT PEPPER AND VINEGAR SEE! by Lank Leonard BUFFALO BILL— IF I SHOULD MISS THE EAGLES...THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO LIFT THE CUBS... CAUSE THEY'LL BE TIED TO THE GROUND! TIE ONE BA LEG EACH THE STAK SO'S THE TEETH A FRONT L W E FR THE BERRYS— THEY ARE NOT! OKAY, ASK MAMA! ARE WOMEN SMARTER THAN MEN? OF COU ASK YOU FATHER WILLIE— TELEPHONE MOM! BCCUSE ME, WILLIE! OH...ALL ME LITTLE MARY MIXUP— by Lank Leonard LITTLE MARY MIXUP— MOM-I CAN'T GET SNOOKER TO SLEEP--I VE READ TO HIM AND TOLD HIM LOTS OF STORIES WELL--I'll HAVE A TRY AT IT WHAT YOU GONNA DO, MOM? by Carl Ryman WOODY WOODPECKER— GOOD THING I BROUGHT MY UMBRELLA! EEK! IT'S RAINING! by Oliver Passingham SUPERMAN— I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS WHICH--BUT I AIN'T WAITIN' TO FIND OUT! IF I JUST KEEP MY EYES CLOSED, I KNOW I'LL WAKE UP AND FIND IT'S ALL A DREAM! FOR A FATAL ACCIDENT ON AN ISLAND LIKE THIS. MURDER IN THE FOG, BOGEY—MUST USE THAT TITLE SOMETIME! IF THE BOSS HASN'T CUT IT OFF ALREADY, MISS. HE THINKS OF EVERYTHING. by George Sixta KAY-ERE GO by Fred Harman HAH! YOU CAN'T AFFORD WHAT THAT TIMBER'D BRING, RYDER. BUT SINCE YOU WANT TO BE HELPFUL...WE'LL LET YOU HELP US CUT TH' TREES DOWN! HAW, HAW! I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS WHICH-- BUT I AIN'T WAITIN' TO FIND OUT! IF I JUST KEEP MY EYES CLOSED, I KNOW I'LL WAKE UP AND FIND IT'S ALL A DREAM! JOE PALOOKA— I SAW YORE SIGN. HOPE YA SPEAK ENGLISH. I GOT A SICK FELLER, DOCTUR. I DO. I'M AN AMERICAN. I'M HERE WITH THE AMERICAN RELIEF. NIETCHEVO KEEL BABBLE BABBLE BEEP THE SAINT— IN JUST A FEW DAYS, MR.GRANT-AFTER THIS CHECK CLEARS! AND I THINK YOU'LL AGREE THAT ONE ADVANTAGE OF MY SERVICE IS THAT IT SHOULD BE NOT ONLY QUICK, BUT UNEXPECTED! Wednesday, June 2, 1954 ANAHEIM (Cal.) BULLETIN — by Fred Meagher TIE ONE BACK LEG EACH TO THE STAKE SO'S THEIR TEETH AND FRONT LEGS WILL BE FREE! IS MINUTES LATER! I'VE BEEN HIDIN' UNDER THIS BUSH LONG ENOUGH...NOW YOU GALS DRIFT OFF WITH THE HOSSES! ARE WOMEN SMARTER THAN MEN? OF COURSE! ASK YOUR FATHER! ARE THEY DAD? WELL, JACKIE, MBOY, LETS PUT IT THIS WAY. I THINK WOMEN ARE MORE MENTALLY ACTIVE THAN MEN, BECAUSE THEY RE ALWAYS JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS! by Leonard Samsome SCUSE ME, WILLIE! OH... BY ALL MEANS! THAT WAS MR. DUFFY AREN'T YOU GONNA FINISH? THANKS... I HAD FORGOTTEN! by R. M. Brinkerhoff by R. M. Brinkerhoff WHAT YOU GONNA DO, MOM? I'M GOING TO READ YOU WHAT A DOCTOR JOHN PAGE SAYS ABOUT BRINGING UP CHILDREN--NOW LISTEN! CHILDREN SHOULD BE MADE TO MIND...PARENTS SHOULD NEVER THREATEN PUNISHMENT WITHOUT CARRYING IT OUT---OFTEN, JUST SHUTTING A CHILD IN HIS ROOM ACCOMPLISHES AS MUCH AS --- by Walter Lants EEK! IT'S RAINING! WAIT FOR US, WOODY! by Wayne Boring IF I JUST KEEP MY EYES CLOSED, I KNOW I'LL WAKE UP AND FIND IT'S ALL A DREAM! 23... 24... 25... BY THE TIME I COUNT A HUNDRED, MAYBE ALL THE CRASHING AND BANGING WILL STOP AND... 31... 32... I'LL BE ABLE TO WAKE UP... OH-OH... THIS NIGHTMARE IS GOING TOO FAR!! OH, SUPERMAN--YOU WERE WONDERFUL! IF I JUST KEEP MY EYES CLOSED, I KNOW I'LL WAKE UP AND FIND IT'S ALL A DREAM! 23... 24... 25... BY THE TIME I COUNT A HUNDRED, MAYBE ALL THE CRASHING AND BANGING WILL STOP AND... 31... 32... I'LL BE ABLE TO WAKE UP. OH, SUPERMAN-- YOU WERE WONDERFUL! OH-OH... THIS NIGHTMARE IS GOING TOO FAR!! by Ham Fisher NIETCHEVO! KEEL! BABBLE BABBLE BEEP HE SEEMS TO HAVE AN EXTREME HYSTERIA... BRING HIM IN. I UNDERSTAND SOME OF THE LANGUAGE HE'S USING. WAIT HERE WHILE I TRY SOME MEDICATION TO QUIET HIM. UH... I GOTTA GO... WULL... AWRIGHT, DOCTUR, I'LL WAIT. by Leslie Charteris T A FEW DAYS, MR. GRANTTHIS CHECK CLEARS! AND NK YOU'LL AGREE THAT ADVANTAGE OF MY E IS THAT IT SHOULD T ONLY QUICK, BUT PECTED! MRS. VAN TILL, SIR... ABOUT THE SAME THING! A POOR LITTLE RICH GIRL, MR. JAKES, WHO'S HAD ALL SHE WANTS OF IT! LESLIE CHARTERS JOHN IPRANGER