anaheim-bulletin 1954-05-25

DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY— SENSING SHE HAS A RECRUIT FOR HER SPY SERVICE, JADRA LEANS OVER AND SAYS... SO YOU'RE IN A JAM... NEED A FRIEND MAYBE IT'S MONEY, ER? HOW DID YOU KNOW? SLICK, DO YOU NEED MONEY DESPERATELY? DESPERATELY MADAM JAY! WHAT COHAVE DIKIE DUGAN— I SEE ILL GET NO COOPERATION FROM YOU! ILL LOOK FOR MICKEY MYSELF! WAIT—IM JUST AS ANXIOUS TO FIND HER AS YOU ARE! IF SHE SHOULD CALL, TELL HER JACK IS BACK! THAT OUGHT TO BRING HER RUNNING WHERE'LL WE LOOK FIRST—? IF YOU WERE MOTHER OF A YEAR-OLD WHERE WOULD GO THIS LAST VIRGIL— THERE! THAT'LL MAKE A GOOD TARGET NOW ILL GO HOME AND GET MY AIR RIFLE MAKE A GOOD TARGET AND GET MY AIR RIFLE MICKEY FINN— DID YOU KNOW THAT THE GOVERNOR WAS GOING TO BE HERE TO MEET YOU, SHERIFF? NO-BUT, FRANKLY, I WASN'T TOO SURPRISED! WE ARE VERY VERY CLOSE FRIENDS—and-AH-PLAY A LOT OF GOLE TOGETHER! I CAN'T GET OVER THE GOVERNOR COMIN' ALL THE WAY DOWN FROM THE CAPITAL, SCHLITZ! AW-I'll BET THERE'S SOME OTHER REASON FOR HIM BEING HERE—IF WE ONLY KNEW IT! ALFRED— LISTEN, NEIGHBOR—FIRST IT WAS RABBITS, NOW IT'S PIGS! GET 'EM OUTTA HERE OR I'LL HAVE YOU IN COURT! WHATLL YOU DO WITH 'EM? SUIT YOURSELF, AS LONG AS THEY'RE OUTTA YOUR YARD! LESLIE SHANE— YOU KNOW, BOGEY, I'VE A GREAT ADMIRATION FOR THE MASTERMIND. TO BEAT SUCH A MAN, ONE MUST ANTICIPATE HIS NEXT MOVE! NOW HOW, I WONDER, WILL HE TRY TO DISPOSE OF TWO, POSSIBLY THREE PEOPLE WHO KNOW OR SUSPECT HIS SECRET? YOU KNOW, BOGEY, I'VE A GREAT ADMIRATION FOR THE MASTERMIND. TO BEAT SUCH A MAN, ONE MUST ANTICIPATE HIS NEXT MOVE! NOW HOW, I WONDER WILL HE TRY TO DISPOSE OF TWO, POSSIBLY THREE PEOPLE WHO KNOW OR SUSPECT HIS SECRET? RIVETS— RED RYDER— LOOK OUT, RED RYDER! BIG NOISE BRING BREEDY ON RUN! THAT'S JUST WHAT WE WANT! GET THE HORSES AN' MEET ME DOWN IN BREEDY'S CAMP, LITTLE BEAVER! SURROUND THE HILL, BOYS by Frank V. Martinek WHAT COLLATERAL HAVE YOU? NONE... EXCEPT A SPIRIT OF ADVENTURE AND I'M WILLING TO WORK. IF IT ISN'T TOO HARD AND THE PAY IS GOOD. by McEvoy and Striebel WHERE'LL I BE LOOKING FOR? IF YOU WERE THE MOTHER OF AN 8-YEAR-OLD BOY, WHERE WOULD YOU GO THIS LATE IN THE DAY? SINCE I'M NOT A MOTHER, I CAN'T ANSWER THAT! THEN WE'LL MAKE LIKE YOU ARE THE 8 YEAR-OLD BOY! ENTER JUNIOR! by Len Klels BUFFALO BILL— THEY CARRY A FLAG! MAYBE THEY ARE SOLDIERS! THEY ARE SOLDIERS! THAT'S A 5TH CAVALRY GUIDON! HOWDY, CAPTAIN! GREET ITS BILLI FRANK THE BERRYS— REMEMBER HOW SOME PEOPLE HOARDED RATIONED ARTICLES DURING THE WAR? NOW THAT YOU CAN MOST EVERYTHING HARDLY AFFORD TO ONE OF ANYTHING! WILLIE— 52...53...54... 55...56... HI, MAGGI... WHATCHA COUNTIN? by Lank Leonard I'LL BET THERE'S OME OTHER REASON FOR HIM BEING HERE IF WE ONLY KNEW IT! X-YOU READ IN THE MIAMI DAILY NEWS THAT I WAS COMING UP WITH HIM, G-GOVERNOR? THAT'S RIGHT, LOUIE! I'M STOPPING AT THE PLUSHLISH HOTEL! CALL ME AT EIGHT TONIGHT! by Carl Ryman by Oliver Passingham BATES! STOP! LITTLE MARY MIXUP— HOW DID SCHOOL GO TODAY, MARY? TERRIBLE! FINAL EXAMS! OUR PUBLIC SCHOOL BY IS IN A RUT POSITIVELY IMAGINATION WOODY WOODPECKER— IF YOU CHOP THAT TREE DOWN WHERE WILL THOSE BIRDS GO? THEY'LL FIND A PLACE SOMEWHERE! 5-25-54 SHAME OF EVICTING A OF HELPLE BIRDS! SUPERMAN— SO MUCH FOR YOUR PHONY KRYPTONITE! I'D PULVERIZE YOU IF IT WERENT FOR Sylvia! BUT I KNOW WHEN I'M BEATEN! WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET HER OUT OF YOUR CLUTCHES? BATES! STOP! by George Sixta JOE PALOOKA— GOOD THING I LEARNT FIRST AID IN TH' BOY SCOUTS. GIT'S CLOTHES OFF FIRST. ONLY TH' FLYIN' SOOT BURNT A LITTLE. THE SAINT— HOW'S THAT? SPEAK UP! I SAID, SIR, I YOU'LL BE ABLE GIVE ME SOME MY BACK WAG TODAY! Tuesday, May 25, 1954 ANAHEIM (Cal.) BULLETIN — 11 by Fred Meagher HOWDY, CAPTAIN! GREAT SCOTT/ IT'S BUFFALO BILL...BACK FROM THE DEAD! TWO HOURS LATER: GEN SHERIDAN WILL BE GLAD TO GET YOUR REPORT ON THE SIOUX AND CHEYENNE! AND YOU CAN SEE THESE PIEGANS ARE HEADED TO JOIN THE SIOUX UNDER CRAZY HORSE! ...AND WE CAN FOLLOW THEM NO LONGER! OUR SUPPLIES ARE GONE! YOU ARE TOO FEW AND FAR FROM YOUR BASE YOU'LL HAVE TO TURN BACK!...IF YOU GO ON YOU'LL BE ATTACKED AND WIPED OUT! by Carl Grubert NOW THAT YOU CAN HAVE MOST EVERYTHING YOU CAN HARDLY AFFORD TO BUY ONE OF ANYTHING! AND SPEAKING OF HOARDING. I REMEMBER WHEN A MAN WHO HOARDED HIS MONEY USED TO BE KNOWN AS A MISER. NOW HE'S A WIZARD! by Leonard Samsome 57...TIME... 58... TIME? MOM ASKED ME TO HOLD THIS FOR A MINUTE...59... 60! 60 SECONDS! MINUTE'S UP! 57...TIME... 58... TIME? MOM ASKED ME TO HOLD THIS FOR A MINUTE...59... 60! 60 SECONDS! MINUTE'S UP! OUR PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM IS IN A RUT...POSITIVELY NO IMAGINATION! IN THE EXAMS THIS YEAR, THEY ASKED THE SAME QUESTIONS-- THAT I COULDN'T ANSWER IN THE EXAMS LAST FALL IMAGINE! SHAME ON YOU...EVICTING A COUPLE OF HELPLESS BIRDS! BAH! IF I WERE YOU, WALLY, I'D FIND A PLACE FOR THAT NEST BEFORE I STARTED CHOPPIN! by Wayne Boring COME ON--THE BIG BOSS HIMSELF WILL TELL YOU! HE'S GOT A FEW LITTLE JOBS LINED UP FOR YOU--AND IF YOU DO THEM RIGHT, YOUR GIRL WILL BE OKAY! THEY DON'T KNOW THEY'VE GOT THE WRONG SUPERMAN! BUT THE RIGHT ONE'S GOING TO BE IN ON THIS JUST THE SAME! MEANWHILE... NOW KEEP HER COVERED LIKE THAT! WHEN SUPERMAN GETS HERE, I DON'T THINK HE'LL JEOPARDIZE HIS GIRL'S LIFE BY TRYING ANYTHING! by Wayne Boring COME ON--THE BIG BOSS HIMSELF WILL TELL YOU! HE'S GOT A FEW LITTLE JOBS LINED UP FOR YOU--AND IF YOU DO THEM RIGHT, YOUR GIRL WILL BE OKAY! THEY DON'T KNOW THEY'VE GOT THE WRONG SUPERMAN! BUT THE RIGHT ONE'S GOING TO BE IN ON THIS JUST THE SAME. ME ANWHILE... NOW KEEP HER COVERED LIKE THAT! WHEN SUPERMAN GETS HERE, I DON'T THINK HE'LL JEOPARDIZE HIS GIRL'S LIFE BY TRYING ANYTHING! by Ham Fisher LEARNT TH' BOY IS CLOTHES ONLY TH' FLYIN' OOT BURNT A LITTLE. THERE YA ARE, TCH TCH. AMAZIN' VA AIN'T EVEN BURNT! YORE SHORE LUCKY! THAT ROAD WAS SHORE TOO NARROW FUR YA TPASS WITH YOUR OTTAMABILE. HAVE YA COMFTABLE IN A JIFFY. by Leslie Charteris I SAID, SIR, I HOPE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO GIVE ME SOME OF MY BACK WAGES TODAY! HERE, TAKE THIS, IT'S WHAT I SAVED WHEN THIS MORONIC PAPER REFUSED MY ADVERTISEMENT AND INTERVIEWED ME INSTEAD! Oblige If you feel like blowing your brains out, but can't quite bring yourself to pull the trigger, Mr. D. F. Jakes says he will do it for you. "What can I lose?" he says. "I'm over 80, so if they send me to the chair they won't exactly cut me off in my prime." There's only one string attached to Mr. Jakes's benvolent trigger finger. It has a $10,000 price tag on the other end. "I wouldn't do this for any bum or deadbeat," says Mr. Jakes.