anaheim-bulletin 1954-05-24

DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY— THANKS FOR WHAT YOU DID FOR ME. IT WAS NOTHING. BY THE WAY... WHAT'S YOUR NAME? MY PALS CALL ME SLICK. WHAT'S YOURS? JUST CALL ME MADAM JAY. DIXIE DUGAN— MICKEY AND THE BOY ARE FINE, JACK—AT LEAST I HOPE THEY ARE— ARE??-WHAT KIND OF DIALOGUE IS THAT? SHE WAITED BOY LOOK FOR YOU SHE FINALLY GAVE UP AND LEFT ?!!? AND YOU LET HER? —WHAT KIND OF A PAL ARE YOU? LOOK, JACK—THIS HAS BEEN TOUCHER THAN THE KOREAN CAMPaign—HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO KEEP A SECRET FROM A COUPLE WOMEN? QUIT CRYIN' AND TAKE OFF ON ARROWNAISSANCE—I'll CHECK AGAIN LATER. VIRGIL— ARF ARF ARF HOWL OH SCRAYT! YOUR DOG SEEMS TO WANT SOME THING. OH MY GOODNESS- MICKEY FINN— THERE HE IS CLANCY! AND HE'S GOT THE CROOK HANDCUFFED TO HIM! OH, SURE—I KNEW HE'D DO THAT! AND LOOK AT HUM HOLDING THE CUFFS UP SO THEY'LL SHOW IN THE PICTURES! THAT'LL HAVE TO BE ALL NOW BOYS! WE MUST NOT KEEP THE GOVERNOR WAITING! ALFRED— UNCLE ALFRED Bought A PIG ON ACCOUNT OF MAYBE THERE'S GONNA BE A PORK SHORTAGE! IT'S AGAINST THE LAW TO RAISE PIGS IN THE CITY! BUT WE ONLY HAVE ONE PIG! LESLIE SHANE— DO YOU HAVE ANY SUSPICIONS AS TO WHO THE MASTERMIND IS, BOGEN? HE'LL MURDER HER. —HE MIGHT WANT TO BE RID OF BATES TODO—BUT NOT ME! OF COURSE NOT MISS SHANE! WHY SHOULD I? WE'RE NEARLY THERE. DO YOU HAVE ANY SUSPICIONS AS TO WHO THE MASTERMIND IS, BOGEN? HE'LL MURDER HER. HE MIGHT WANT TO BE RID OF BATES TOO-BUT NOT ME! OF COURSE NOT MISS SHANE! WHY SHOULD I? WE'RE NEARLY THERE. RIVETS— RED RYDER— WED MAS JUST FOUND WHERE BUD BRIEDY IS HOLDING OLD BAM PRISONER ULP! HELP, BR! CRACK by Frank V. Martinek BUFFALO BILL— BUFFALO BILL AND HIS FRIENDS HAVE JUST CROSSED THE POWDER RIVER TO ESCAPE THE PARACHED EARTH LEFT BY A PRAIRIE FIRE: SPREAD OUT EVERY THING TO DRY WHILE THE HOSSES GRAZE! YOU MUST STOP BROOKING ABOUT YOUR BAIT YOU MUST EAT OR YOU CAN'T GO ON! THE BERRYS— CRASH! JACKIE, BABY! DID YOU HURT YOURSELF? WILLIE— RING! DARN! TH' FRONT DOOR BELL by Lank Leonard CONGRATULATIONS, PHIL! I'M PROUD OF YOU! WELL, AS I TOLD YOU, GOVERNOR—I ALWAYS GET MY MAN! by Carl Ryman AGAINST THE TO RANSE PIGS THE CITY! BUT WE ONLY HAVE ONE PIG! YEAH? WHAT'S THAT LITTLE STUFF—KITTENS? by Oliver Passingham HERE THEY COME. I FEAR I SHALL NEVER REPLACE POOR BOGEY—AN EXCELLENT SECRETARY! LITTLE MARY MIXUP— ELMER—I ADMIRES YOU FOR WORKING AS A 'SODA JERK AFTER SCHOOL! BUT IT'S ALL OVER BETWEEN US—HERE'S YOUR CLASS PIN! BUT, MA-WHAT I DO? WOODY WOODPECKER— IF WE HAD AN AXE TO CHOP THIS WOOD WE COULD HAVE A NICE FIRE RIGHT HERE! WE KNOW WHERE WE CAN GET ONE! THANKS, KIDS! SUPERMAN— WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH SYLVIA? B-BUT... D-DON'T YOU REMEMBER? OH-OH... MAYBE THE KRYPTONITE AFFECTED YOUR MEMORY! OF COURSE NOT MISS SHANE! WHY SHOULD I? WE'RE NEARLY THERE. by George Sixta WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH SYLVIA? B-BUT... D-DON'T YOU REMEMBER? OH-OH... MAYBE THE KRYPTONITE AFFECTED YOUR MEMORY! WHAT KRYPTONITE? JOE PALOOKA— THE RED JET PILOT, TRYING A SUICIDAL RAMMING OF NUMPHREX, CRASHES INTO THE ROCK. THE SAINT— Want To Be Murdered? Wish You Could End It All, But Haven't the Nerve? D. F. Jakes Claims He'll Oblige D. F. Jakes British Ask Red MONDAY, MAY 24, 1954 ANAHEIM (Cal.) BULLETIN — 7 by Fred Meagher YOU MUST STOP BROODING ABOUT YOUR BABY YOU MUST EAT OR YOU CAN'T GO ON! BUFFALO...COME QUICK!...A BAND OF RIDERS IS COMING DOWN THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER! UH-OH, IT COULD BE THE ENEMY THAT'S AFTER THE PIEGANS! by Carl Grubert JACKIE, BABY! OLD YOU HURT YOURSELF? IT WAS ME! OH! HEY, WAIT! I MIGHT OF CRACKED MY SKULL DON'T I GET ANY SYMPATHY? YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER! by Leonard Samsome DARN! TH' FRONT DOOR BELL! YES? THAT'S FUNNY...I WAS SURS SOMEBODY WAS HERE! DARN! TH' FRONT DOOR BELL! YES? THAT'S FUNNY... I WAS BURG SOMEBODY WAS HERE! BY R. M. Brinkerhoff -BUT IT'S ALL OVER BETWEEN US -- HERE'S YOUR CLASS PIN! BUT, MARY-- WHAT DID I DO? DON'T I ALWAYS GIVE YOU AN EXTRA SCOOP OF ICE CREAM AND LOTS OF WHIPPED CREAM ON YOUR BANANA SPLITS? YES- BUT SINCE WE HAVE BEEN GOING STEADY, I'VE GAINED FOUR POUNDS! -G BYE SODAS ICE CREAM BY Walter Lants THANKS, KIDS! NOW LET'S TAKE THE AXE BACK... WHERE DID YOU GET IT? IN CASE OF FIRE BREAK GLASS by Wayne Boring WHAT KRYPTONITE? WAIT--THERE IT IS! RIGHT IN THE CORNER WHERE IT MUST've ROLLED! THIS PEBBLE? YOU CALL THIS KRYPTONITE? WHAT KIND OF A TRICK ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL? OH-OH... IT DOESN'T AFFECT HIM ANYMORE! IT-IT MUSTA BURNED OUT! WAIT! IF YOU HARM ME--YOU'LL NEVER SEE YOUR GIRL ALIVE AGAIN! DON'T MIBER? MAYBE ONITE YOUR WHAT KRYPTONITE? WAIT--THERE IT IS! RIGHT IN THE CORNER WHERE IT MUST'VE ROLLED! THIS PEBBLE? YOU CALL THIS KRYPTONITE! WHAT KIND OF A TRICK ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL! OH-OH... IT DOESN'T AFFECT HIM ANYMORE! IT-IT MUST BURNED OUT! WAIT! IF YOU HARM ME--YOU'LL NEVER SEE YOUR GIRL ALIVE AGAIN! by Ham Fisher PORE FELLER...I TRIED TGIVE 'M ROOM TPASS ME...HOPE I MIN GIT 'M OUT... SHORE'S HOT...THERE, I GOT CHA... by Leslie Chapteris IS ANYTHING WRONG, SAM? YES/ I SHOULD HAVE MY HEAD EXAMINED! I TOLD THIS NUT HE COULD ALMOST LEGALLY GET AWAY WITH MURDER--BUT I STILL DIDN'T REALLY BELIEVE HE MEANT TO TRY IT! LESLIE, CHARTERS JOHN SPRANGER