anaheim-bulletin 1954-05-14

8 — ANAHEIM (Cal.) BULLETIN Friday, May 14, 1956 DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY— WHO INTRUDES? IT'S JUNGLE LILY OZO. OH, COME IN, JADRA. HOW ARE THE PASSPORTS COMING? DIXIE DUGAN— WHEN THE TIME COMES, MICKEY WILL GO TO JACK! DON'T---YOU--BELIEVE---IT! SHE'S TOO PROUD,TOO DIGNIFIED---TOO---TOO-- OH GOLLY—YOU WEREN'T HINTING THAT HE---- HE'S BEEN HIT—SEVERAL TIMES— BUT HE'S NOT A CRIPPLE NOR IS HE IN BAD HEALTH— VIRGIL— BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG MICKEY FINN— YOU GOT IN TOUCH WITH LOUIE? HE'S GOIN' TO TAVE ALL OUR BAGS TO THE AIRPORT AND WAIT THERE FOR US! YEAH! DON'T WORRY, I'VE THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING! I SURE WAS SURPRISED TO HEAR THAT MR.TUTTLE ISN'T GOING BACK WITH US! WELL, I IMAGINE IT'S ON ACCOUNT OF THE JOB WE HAVE TO DO MICHAEL! YOU MEAN HE'S AFRAID WE MIGHT HAVE TROUBLE WITH PERKINS ON THE WAY UP? THAT'S RIGHT, TOM! THERE COULDN'T BE ANY OTHER REASON! ALFRED— ALFRED'S BEING PAID TODAY, AND HE SAYS HE'S SPENDING HIS WHOLE CHECK ON GROCERIES FOR US! HOW SWEET OF HIM! I'll HAVE YOUR CHECK READY IN A MINUTE, ALFRED- I'M JUST FIGURING THE DEDUCTIONS— -HMNN- AND THEN THERE'S UNEMPLOYMENT INSURANCE - EMPLOYEES FUND - A CHARGE FOR CLEANING YOUR UNIFORM AND — LESLIE SHANE— THEY'LL FIND OUT. THEY'LL HANG YOU! I'LL BE AN ACCESSORY. IT WAS ALL IN THE BOOK. TUSH, BOGEY DEAR, THE BOOK WITH THAT PLOT IN IT WAS NEVER PUBLISHED— MURDER IS NOT TO MY TASTE, BUT I FLATTER MYSELF I HAVE COMMITTED THE PERFECT MURDER. YOU FOOL, UJ LESLEY SH READ TH SHE O RETURN YES THEY'LL FIND OUT. THEY'LL HANG YOU! I'LL BE AN ACCESSORY. IT WAS ALL IN THE BOOK. TUSH, BOGEY DEAR. THE BOOK WITH THAT PLOT IN IT WAS NEVER PUBLISHED — AND I'VE JUST BURNT THE ONLY PROOF COPY. MURDER IS NOT TO MY TASTE, BUT I FLATTER MYSELF I HAVE COMMITTED THE PERFECT MURDER. RIVETS— RED RYDER— THEM STEAL ALL TIMBER, RED RYDER! THEY WON'T IF I CAN STOP EM! BUT THEY'VE GOT OLD SAM ANY THEY'LL KILL HIM IF I INTERFERE! WHAT YO DO-UM NOW? by Frank V. Martinek HOW ARE THE PASS PORTS COMING? EXCELLENT JUNGLE LILY... EXCELLENT... BUT I HAVE ONE PROBLEM. FORGING SIGNATURES IS NO PROBLEM, BUT FINGERPRINTS...THERE'S NO SOAP! by McEvoy and Striebel GOLLY—WEREEN'T TING THAT HE'S BEEN HIT—SEVERAL TIMES— BUT HE'S NOT A CRIPPLE NOR IS HE IN BAD HEALTH— BUT I'VE PROMISED NOT TO TELL A THING UNTIL I HEAR FROM HIM—WHICH SHOULD BE SOON—NOW WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?? OK-YOU'RE ALONE by Len Kleis BANG I HAVE TO GET A BIGGER CALIBER GUN—TH OTHER KIDS OUTSHOOT ME EVERY TIME BUFFALO BILL— LOOK AT THE ANIMALS RACING FOR THE RIVER! THEY KNOW THAT FIRE DOESN'T HAVE TO STOP TO CATCH ITS WIND! LOOK AT THE GRASS EATER MIXED IN WITH THE MEAT EATERS! THE BERRYS— DADDY... DO YOU KNOW WHAT TURNS A DISCUSSION INTO AN ARGUMENT? WILLIE— OH, OH! THERE'S TH' WARDEN! TECHNICALLY, I'M NOT SWIMMIN'! BY LANK LEONARD MEAN HE'S UP WE MIGHT BE TROUBLE PERKINS ON WAY UP? THAT'S RIGHT, TOM! THERE COULDN'T BE ANY OTHER REASON! I KNOW YOU'LL WANT TO SEE PHIL OFF, HILDA -SO I'LL CALL FOR YOU IN A CAB! OH, THAT'LL BE LOVELY! BY CARL RYMAN INN-AND THEN THERE'S EMPLOYMENT INSURANCE - JOYEES' FUND - A CHARGE CLEANING YOUR UNIFORM AND — BY OLIVER PASSINGHAM YOU FOOL, YOU EGOTISTICAL FOOL, JAMES TAYNTON. LESLEY SHANE HAS READ THAT BOOK. SHE ONLY RETURNED IT YESTERDAY. WEBSE OH, OH! THERE'S TH' WARDEN! NO SWIMMING TECHNICALLY, I'M NOT SWIMMIN' LITTLE MARY MIXUP— MARY--TELL MOM TO HAVE A NICE DINNER--I'M BRINGING MR. OTIS ALONG! BUT, DAD-MOM ISN'T HOME--I'M GETTING DINNER WHY MARY-THE TABLE ISN'T EVEN SET DAD-OF A NOVEL-YOU PUT IN THE M AND THE DIRECTLY THE REFR LATER---DAD'S HOME WOODY WOODPECKER— NO. YOU CAN'T GO SWIMMIN' IN THE CREEK! IT'S TOO DANGEROUS! AW. GEE! 5-14-54 C'MON, SPUNT LET'S GO P IN TH' BACKY SUPERMAN— OH-NHH...THE GIRL...THAT HOODLUM MUST...HAVE GRABBED HER...AFTER STUNNING ME...WITH KRYPTONITE... SOMEONE CAN...STILL FEELS AS KRYPTONITE ROOM YOU FOOL, YOU EGOTISTICAL FOOL, JAMES TAYNTON, LESLEY SHANE HAS READ THAT BOOK. SHE ONLY RETURNED IT YESTERDAY. by George Sixta by Fred Harman GOT THEY'LL WHAT YOU DO-LUM NOW? LIKE BREEDY TOLD US TO DON'T PACK UP OUR OUTFIT AN' LEAVE! SUPERMAN— OH-HHH... THE GIRL... THAT HOODLUM MUST... HAVE GRABBED HER... AFTER STUNNING ME... WITH KRYPTON ITE... ... SOMEONE CAN... STILL FEELS AS KRYPTONI ROOM JOE PALOOKA— THE FEASTING AND DANCING IN HUMPHREY'S HONOR LAST FOR HOURS. THE LITTLE TOWN OF "HUMPHREYBURGH" WOULD LOVE TO CONTINUE... BUT... I JEST GOTTA GIT ALONG, REV'RUND. GOTTA D'LIVER THIS. IT GRIEVES US, DEAR FRIEND... YOU HAVE GIVEN US NEW HOPE. I MAD HERE IF TH' STOPS HUNDRE ER SO SHOW THE SAINT— I SUPPOSE YOU CAN READ, MAC? IT SAYS DOWN THERE "PARKING 2 HOURS." AND IF YOU DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH, THAT MEANS 120 MINUTES--NOT 150! by Fred Meagher LOOK AT THE GRASS EATERS MIXED IN WITH THE MEAT EATERS! THEY'RE INTERESTED IN NOTHING BUT GETTIN' THE SMELL OF SMOKE FROM THEIR NOSTRILS. A FEW MOMENTS LATER, OUR FRIENDS REACH THE TOP OF THE MESA! HEAVENS! THERE'S PLENTY OF GRASS UP HERE! THIS MESA WILL SOON BE BLAZING! DO YOU KNOW WHAT TURNS A DISCUSSION INTO AN ARGUMENT? NOPE! IT'S A DISCUSSION WHEN TWO PEOPLE TAKE TURNS TALKING. AND IT'S AN ARGUMENT WHEN THEY BOTH TRY TO GET THE LAST WORD FIRST! TECHNICALLY, I'M NOT SWIMMIN'! HAVE IT YOUR WAY... ...I'll WAIT! IT'S GONNA BE A LONG NIGHT! TECHNICALLY, I'M NOT SWIMMIN! HAVE IT YOUR WAY... ...I'LL WAIT! IT'S GONNA BE A LONG NIGHT! by R. M. Brinkerhoff WHY MARY THE TABLE ISN'T EVEN SET DAD-I READ OF A NOVEL IDEA-YOU PUT CHAIRS IN THE KITCHEN AND THEN SERVE DIRECTLY FROM THE REFRIGERATOR LET'S SEE-I'll HAVE STEAK GREEN DEAS , BAKED POTATO AND A NAPOLEON FINE MR. OTIS-I'll HAVE THE GAME SNCOOKER-HAVE SOME COLD GALMON AND PICKLES? NAH!...NO WONDER DAD TOOK MR. OTIS OUT TO DINNER BACK HOME by Walter Laniz C'MON, SPLINTER, LET'S GO PLAY IN TH' BACKYARD! THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD KIDS... ILL TAKE 'EM SOME LEMONADE! by Wayne Boring SOMEONE AT THE ... DOOR... AND I CAN... STILL HARDLY... STAND UP... FEELS AS... IF THAT PIECE OF... KRYPTIONITE... IS STILL... IN THE ROOM... SYLVIA ALWAYS USED TO BE THRILLED SEEING ME IN MY SUPERMAN OUTFIT; IT MIGHT HELP! AND ONCE SHE LETS ME EXPLAIN ABOUT MY AMNESIA AND ALL, SHE'S SURE TO FORGIVE ME! by Wayne Boring ... SOMEONE AT THE ... DOOR... AND I CAN... STILL HARDLY... STAND UP... FEELS AS... IF THAT PIECE OF... KRYPTONITE... IS STILL... IN THE ROOM... SYLVIA ALWAYS USED TO BE THRILLED SEEING ME IN MY SUPERMAN OUTFIT! IT MIGHT HELP! AND ONCE SHE LETS ME EXPLAIN ABOUT MY AMNESIA AND ALL, SHE'S SURE TO FORGIVE ME! by Ham Fisher IT GRIEVES US, DEAR FRIEND...YOU HAVE GIVEN US NEW HOPE. I MADE THIS HERE DIAGRAM...IF TH' CLOCK STOPS IN A HUNDRED YEARS ER SO...THIS'LL SHOW EM HOW T' FIX IT. AMAZING, WE CAN NEVER EXPRESS OUR DEEP GRATITUDE. COME BACK TO US SOON, DEAR HUMPHREY...AND GOD BLESS YOU ON YOUR JOURNEY. G'BYE, DEAR FRENS. BY Leslie Charteris SEE YOU D, MAC? IT WN THERE HOURS." DON'T AGUISH, THAT 120 -- NOT 130! TAKE IT EASY, EINSTEIN. IF YOU'LL JUST STEP INSIDE, I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT DELAYED US! DON'T TELL ME THE STORY, BECAUSE I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT! WE'LL ALL GO DOWN TO HEADQUARTERS AND HAVE IT OUT THERE!