anaheim-bulletin 1954-05-13

14 — ANAHEIM (Cal.) BULLETIN Thursday, May 13, 1954 DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY— I DON'T KNOW. LET'S GO IN AND SEE OZO AND WHAT HE'S DOING ABOUT THOSE PHONY PAPERS. MEANWHILE THERE ARE THE FINISHING TOUCHES, WINSLOW YOU CAN PASS AS A RACETRACK TOUT, GAMBLER, HIGH-CLASS CROOK, OR A DISTINGUISHED BUSINESS MAN. OH BOY! THE BUTTERFLY EMERGES FROM THE COCOON. WHEN DO YOU START ON ME? REQ. YOU'RE ONLY TO BE IN MUFTI... NO DISGUISE. DIXIE DUGAN— IF JACK DOESN'T COME BACK TO MICKEY PRETTY SOON, SHE'LL BLOSSOM OUT IN OTHER DIRECTIONS—UNLESS WHAT? UNLESS YOU CAN GIVE HER A LITTLE ENCOURAGEMENT — YOU JUST DON'T SAY ANYTHING! O.K. - I'LL LET YOU IN ON PART OF THE SECRET — HE'S NOT COMING BACK TO HER— MEL HERRR, WHAT YOU JUST SAID!! VIRGIL— I WONDER IF I REMEMBERED TO TURN THE WATER OFF IN THE BATH TUB. VIRGIL! TURN THE WATER OFF IN THE BATH TUB. YESSIR IT / $ OFF... HE MUST A MEANT TURN IT ON MICKEY FINN— MICKEY FINN— WE'VE BEEN GETTING THAT MIAMI PAPER AT AN OUT-OF-TOWN NEWSSTAND EVERY DAY GENERAL—TO KEEP POSTED ON HUM! BAH! FAVORABLE PUBLICITY! ALWAYS FAVORABLE PUBLICITY! OH-IF PERKINS ONLY COULD GET AWAY FROM HUM ON THE WAY UP! THERE'S NO CHANCE OF THAT, GENERAL! TWO OF HIS TOP DEPUTIES HAVE GONE DOWN THERE TO HELP HUM—and they're all COMING BACK BY PLANE! IT'S UNCANNY THE WAY HE KEEPS HIS NAME BEFORE THE PUBLIC! LOOK AT THE SPACE THEY'VE GIVEN HUM! AND HE'LL GET MORE HEADLINES WHEN HE ARRIVES HERE, TOO! I DOUBT IT, THE LOCAL ARE ALL MY HUM NOW—SUURE THEY'T GIVE HIM A FE SHORT LINK. ALFRED— IF IT IRRITATES YOU THAT WE'RE ALWAYS KNITTING, WHY DON'T YOU GET A HOBBY OF YOUR OWN, ALFRED? HOBBY CENTER CLASSES IN Art, Woodcraft, Needlecraft FILL OUT THIS FORM, SIR, AND WE'LL PLACE YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR APTITUDE! LESLIE SHANE— IT'S GONE—THE BOOK WITH THE MURDER PLOT! MR.TAYNTON! WHY, BOGEY—YOU GAVE ME QUITE A START. I'VE RE POINTS YOU...HIM. RIVETS— RED RYDER— SO YOU'VE GOT OLD SAM A PRISONER, EH, BREEDY? YOU CATCH ON, RYDER... AN IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE OLD MAN ALIVE AGAIN! STAY OUT OF OUR WAY WHILE WE CUT TH' BIG TRACT OF TIMBER HE'S BEEN PROTECTIN' ALL THESE YEARS! JUST BE GOOD AN BRING US SOME MORE PIES! MAW! MAW! by Frank V. Martinek ONE LEFT...TWO RIGHT... THAT'S GOT IT. LET'S GO IN AND SEE OZO. BUFFALO BILL— THE WIND'S BRINGING THE FIRE THIS WAY FAST! THE RIVER'S FAR FOR THE COLT... AND THE FLAME CUT US ALL by McEvoy and Striebel I'LL LET YOU PART OF THE RET--HE'S COMING K TO MEL HERR! WHAT YOU JUST SAID!! WANT THE NAVY TO SCUTTLE THIS FLY BOY? I'm All Right-- THANKS-- by Len Klels IT IS OFF... HE MUST A MEANT TURN IT ON by Lank Leonard WILLIE— ANY MORE PENCILS, WILLIE? GOSH SAKES! STOP BREAKIN' THEM, MAGGI! ALL MY SWELL, NEW, LO PENCILS... BUSTED! BUS LITTLE MARY MIXUP- by Lank Leonard MCANNY THE WAY PS HIS NAME BEFORE PUBLIC! LOOK AT THE THEY'VE GIVEN HUM! HE'LL GET MORE LINES WHEN HE ES HERE, TOO! I DOUBT IT, GENERAL! THE LOCAL PAPERS ARE ALL WISE TO HUM NOW—and I'M SURE THEY'LL JUST GIVE HUM A FEW SHORT LINES! A CAMERA MAN, TOO? BUT, CHIEF, I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO PLAY IT DOWN! WE JUST GOT WORD FROM THE STATE CAPITAL—the GOVERNOR IS DRIVING DOWN TO MEET HIM! LITTLE MARY MIXUP— LET'S SEE. I GUESS THAT'S EVERYTHING FOR BREAKFAST. HOW SWEET SHE'S GETTING MORE THOUGHTFUL AND CONSIDERAT ALL THE TIME. by Carl Ryman ALL OUT THIS FORM, SIR, WELL PLACE YOU ORDING TO YOUR ATTITUDE! The HOBBY CENTER WOODY WOODPECKER— CAN YOU READ THAT LETTER, WALLY? I DON'T SEE ANYTHING! 5-13-54 WHAT YOU N IS A PAIR GLU CHUM... HERE! by Oliver Passingham I'VE READ ABOUT POINTS JONES. YOU...YOU KILLED HIM. GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF, BOGEY. OF COURSE I KILLED HIM—THE LITTLE RAT LEFT ME NO CHOICE. SUPERMAN— KRYPTONITE! YOU-- YOU'VE KILLED HIM! NO SUCH LUCK! IT WAS TOO SMALL A PIECE--JUST ENOUGH TO STUN HIM FOR A WHILE.' AND I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND WHERE IT DROPPED EITHER. GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF, BOGEY. OF COURSE I KILLED HIM—THE LITTLE RAT LEFT ME NO CHOICE. by George Sixta JOE PALOOKA— DEAR PEOPLE OF "UNGLUCK". A WONDERFUL MAN HAS COME TO US FROM FAR AWAY AMERICA. HE WAS THE ANSWER TO OUR PRAYER... AND NOW THE MAYOR WILL SPEAK... by Fred Harman THE SAINT— WELL, THAT'S ONE SCRAPE YOU'RE LUCKY TO BE OUT OF! NOW LET'S FIND A COP TO TAKE THESE PIGEONS TO THE COOP! by Fred Meagher THE RIVER'S TOO FAR FOR THE COLT... AND MAYBE THE FLAME WILL CUT US ALL OFF! CHANGE COURSE! TO THAT HIGH MESA! THE GROWTH WILL BE SPARCED UP THERE! THERE WE CAN KEEP THE FLAMES FROM REACHING US!..... MAYBE! I WAS JUST GETTING READY TO GO HOME! NOW ILL HAVE COMPANY! YOU'LL HAVE COMPANY ALL RIGHT, BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING HOME! YOU'RE TAKING US OUT TO DINNER! YOUR POKER CLUB CLEANED OUT EVERYTHING IN THE REFRIGERATOR LAST NIGHT, EVEN THE ICE CUBES! ALL MY SWELL, NEW, LONG PENCILS... BUSTED! BUSTED! WHY- WHY? I DON'T NEED LONG PENCILS ...IM WRITING A SHORT STORY! by R. M. Brinkerhoff by R. M. Brinkerhoff SHE'S GETTING MORE THOUGHTFUL AND CONSIDERATE ALL THE TIME. GEEMS TO TAKE DAD'S BREAKFAST UP TO HIM EVERY SATURDAY AND SUNDAY--- WHO SAYS MODERN KIDS ARE GELFISH? WHAT YOU NEED IS A PAIR GLASSES, CHUM... HERE! THESE ARE FINE... I'LL TAKE 'EM! by Walter Lants by Wayne Boring O SUCH LUCK! IT AB TOO SMALL A DECE--JUST ENOUGH O STUN HIM FOR A WHILE.' AND I CAN'T EEM TO FIND WHERE DROPPED EITHER! CAN'T RISK SPENDING ANY MORE TIME LOOKING FOR IT.' IF IT ROLLED TOO FAR OFF, SUPERMAN'S LIABILITY TO RECOVER BEFORE I FIND IT.' SO--GET MOVING, SISTER, QUICK! MEANWHILE... I CAN'T STAND SYLVIA'S BEING MAD AT ME ANOTHER MINUTE! IF SHE WON'T LET ME EXPLAIN ABOUT MY MEMORY LAPSES AND AMNESIA, ILL JUST HAVE TO GO AND MAKE HER LISTEN! JUST ENOUGH STUN HIM FOR A WHILE, AND I CAN'T EEM TO FIND WHERE DROPPED EITHER. ROLLLED TOO FAR OFF, SUPERMAN'S LIABLE TO RECOVER BEFORE I FIND IT. SO--GET MOVING, SISTER, QUICK! I CAN'T STAND SYLVIA'S BEING MAD AT ME ANOTHER MINUTE! SHE WON'T LET ME EXPLAIN ABOUT MY MEMORY LAPSES AND AMNESIA, ILL JUST HAVE TO GO AND MAKE HER LISTEN! NO LONGER SHALL OUR TOWN BE CALLED "UNGLUCK" THE UNHAPPY. FROM NOW ON IT SHALL BE CALLED "HUMPHREYBURGH..." THE HAPPY TOWN IN HIS HONOR...AND NOW... WE FEAST AND DANCE... YA YA YA YUP YUP YUP WHY, WHAT A HAPPY COINCIDENCE! IT IS IF YOU'RE THE OWNER OF THIS CAR, MAC! NO, BUT WE CAME HERE IN IT. OKAY, THEN YOU CAN PAY THE FINE FOR OVERTIME PARKING! LESLIE CHARTER'S JOME STRANGER