anaheim-bulletin 1954-05-12

DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY— SO WHAT? I'M NOT AFRAID OF DON WINSLOW! WHAT I WANT IS HELP TO SCRAPE THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL AND COME UP WITH SPIES WHO CAN GET ON WINSLOW'S TAIL. AW, THAT'S CORNY HOLLYWOOD STUFF! WHAT'S THE USE OF TALKING TO A STUBBORN MULE LIKE YOU? DIXIE DUGAN— YOU'VE HEARD THE OLD SAYING--ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER--?? I'VE NEVER SEEN A MORE LOVING PAIR THAN JACK AND MICKEY. IN MICKEY'S CASE HIS ABSENCE COULD MAKE HER HEART GROW FONDER FOR SOMEBODY ELSE. I DON'T BELIEVE IT! WHY NOT?? YOU ACT AS IF HE'S BEEN KILLED AND YOU'RE AFRAID TO TELL HER ABOUT IT-- IN THAT CASE SHE SHOULD FIND SOME-HE'S VERY BODY ELSE--FOR MIKE'S SAKE I CAN ASSURE YOU. VIRGIL— ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE SUGAR IS SWEET AND SO...? SAY--THAT ISN'T GOING TO RHYME. SURE IT WILL, DONNA GO AHEAD-FINISH IT. NO, IT WON'T-ILL HAVE TO CHANGE THE WORDS-- MICKEY FINN— MICKEY FINN— THEY'LL BE ARRIVING SATURDAY, MRS. FINN? SERGEANT HALLIGAN JUST PHONED? YES, FLOSSIE! OH, IT'S GOING TO BE SO GOOD HAVING THEM ALL BACK ALTHOUGH I MUST ADMIT THAT IT HAS BEEN VERY RESTFUL WITHOUT PHILIP AROUND! DID YOU HEAR THE SAD NEWS, DUGAN? PHIL IS FINALLY LEAVING MIAMI! I KNOW! AND THEY MUST BE TICKLED TO DEATH DOWN THERE! CAN YOU IMAGINE THE BRAGGIN' WE'RE GON'T TO BE IN FOR, SCHULTZ—ABOUT HIM CATCHIN' THAT CROOK? CAN I IMAGINE IT? WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE MY ULCER IS ACTING UP AGAIN? ALFRED— WINTHROP, WILL YOU TAKE THIS CAKE OVER TO MRS. BIFFER? BUT GEE- IT'S DARK OUTSIDE — I MIGHT FALL WITH IT! WELL, IF YOUR UNCLE ALFRED ISN'T TOO BUSY, HE MIGHT SEE THAT YOUR WAY IS LIGHTED WITH A FLASHLIGHT! LESLIE SHANE— POINTS JONES — DEAD! YESTERDAY I WAS SENT OUT FOR MONEY AND A POUND OF POINTS JONES' FAVORITE SWEETS... OF COURSE — FOUND OUT WHERE MASTERMIND TURNED BLACK MR. TAYNTON POISONED SWITCH IT WAS ALL IN TELL NO MO TALES." Mysterious race course death OF POINTS JONES FAVORITE SWEETS... TURNED BLACK MR. TAYNTON POISONED SWITCH IT WAS ALL IN TELL NO MO TALES." RIVETS— THATA BOY YOU'RE GETTING IT-YOU STAND UP ON YOUR HIND LEGS...LIKE PEOPLE THEY'RE CALLING US FOR LUNCH-COME ON-WE'LL SHOW EM WHAT YOU CAN DO! OH OH! I HOOKED MY BEADS ON THE DOOR KNOB RED RYDER— WHEN SAM SOLD ME THIS RANCH HE SOLD THAT TIMBER WITH IT, BREEDY! IVE GOT PROOF THAT SAYS OTHERWISE, RYDER! RECOGNIZE THIS PIE PLATE REDHEAD? THAT PIE PLACE AUNTIE DUCK GIVE-UM OLD PI by Frank V. Martinek OKAY, JUNGLE LILY WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS HOW'S OZO COMING ALONG COUNTERFEITING PASSPORTS AND PHONY IDENTIFICATION PAPERS FOR THAT SPECIAL JOB IN THE JET FACTORY? by McEvoy and Striebel ? YOU ACT AS IF KILLED AND YOU'RE TELL HER ABOUT CASE SHEIND SOME-HE'S VERY AKE MUCH ALIVE, I CAN ASSURE YOU WELL, THANK GOODNESS I'VE FOUND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT HIM THAT'S ALL YOU'LL FIND OUT—LET'S DANCE by Len Kleis RIVERS ARE WET DESERTS ARE DRY SUGAR IS SWEET AND GO AM! THERE! THAT'S BETTER! by Lank Leonard BUFFALO BILL— HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO HOLD US UP? NOT LONG! HE'S STARTING TO WALK ON IT NOW! BUT HE LOOKS SO WEAK! THE BERRYS— GUESS! NEW BLOUSE? NOPE! UH...NEW SKIRT? WILLIE— COSTUME RENT A COSTUME LITTLE MARY MIXUP— by Lank Leonard AGINE WE'RE IN FOR ABOUT HIN' OK? CAN I IMAGINE IT? WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE MY ULCER IS ACTING UP AGAIN? WELL, AT LEAST WE DIDN'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO HIM FOR SIX MONTHS, ME GREGOR! THAT'S TRUE, COVINO! BUT WELL BE PAYIN' FOR IT FOR THE NEXT SIX YEARS! LITTLE MARY MIXUP— ANY MAIL MARY? NOT MUCH... BUT A NICE LETTER FROM DORIS SHE SAYS: THIS IS POSITIVELY THE LAST TIME I WILL REMIND YOU TO RETURN MY UMBRELLA AND GALOSHES WHICH YOU BORROWED LAST FALL. NOW...I'M THAT LOVELY? WOODY WOODPECKER— COME OUT AND EAT YOUR MUSH CUDDLES! I CAN'T WASTE MY TIM ON YOU! MY STEAK GETTING COLD! 5-12-54 by Oliver Passingham DAY I OUT FOR A POUND JONES ORITE WEETS... OF COURSE—POINTS FOUND OUT WHO THE MASTERMIND IS AND TURNED BLACKMAILER. MR. TAYNTON GAVE HIM POISONED SWEETS—IT WAS ALL IN "THEY'LL TELL NO MORE TALES." SUPERMAN—AREN'T YOU GOING TO STOP HIM? BELIEVE ME, BABY, HE CAN'T STOP ME! IN FACT, YOUR SUPERMAN IS JUST A PUNK! THERE IS ONE WAITH BO by George Sixta JOE PALOOKA— THE SAINT— WELL, THAT WAS A CLOSE SHAVE! NOW JUST LEAN BACK AND RELAX. Wednesday, May 12, 1954 ANAHEIM (Cal.) BULLETIN — 11 by Fred Meagher BUT HE LOOKS SO WEAK! STRENGTH COMES BACK QUICK TO YOUNG FELLERS LIKE HIM! ITD BETTER! LOOK AT THAT! FIRE!!! A PRAIRIE FIRE! by Carl Grubert UH... NEW SKIRT? NOPE! I HAVE IT! NEW HAIR DO! NOPE! NEW SUIT! COMING GOD TOMORROW! by Leonard Samsome COSTUME RENT A COSTUME DR. MOLAR DENTIST by R. M. Brinkerhoff by R. M. Brinkerhoff SHE SAYS: THIS IS POSITIVELY THE LAST TIME I WILL REMIND YOU TO RETURN MY UMBRELLA AND GALOSHES WHICH YOU BORROWED LAST FALL. NOW I GETT THAT LOVELY? WHAT'S LOVELY ABOUT THAT? WHY... SHE ISN'T GOING TO BOTHER ME ANY MORE ABOUT RETURNING HER OLD UMBRELLA AND GALOSHES! CAN'T WASTE MY TIME ON YOU! MY STEAK IS GETTING COLD! 5-12-54 BY WAYNE BORING THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO DEAL WITH BOASTERS! YEAH? WELL... LET'S SEE WHO'S THE BOASTER! SUPERMAN! WHAT'S WRONG? OH-HHHH... EVERYTHING'S... GOING BLACK... THE STONE IN THAT... HANDKERCHIEF MUST HAVE BEEN... KRYPTONITE... IN FACT, HERMAN PUNK! WITH BOASTERS! THE BOASTER! ... THE STONE IN THAT... HANDKERCHIEF MUST HAVE BEEN... KRYPTONITE... by Ham Fisher SHE WORKS, THAT'S FUR SHORE. HUZZAH! BRAVO! AMERIKAN HOORAH THE CROWD RUSHES THE TOWN HALL...THE CHILDREN HAVE BEEN SEENT TO GATHER GARLANDS OF WOODFLOWERS. SHUCKS...IT WASN'T SMUCH. by Leslie Charteris NOW JUST LEAN BACK AND RELAX. THANKS, GWEN. JUST HOLD THE RAZOR ON TUBBY'S WHISKERS, IN CASE HE WAKES UP WHILE I'M PLAYING CAT5-CRADLE WITH SKELLY!