anaheim-bulletin 1954-05-10

DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY— GALL! THERE YOU GO AGAIN... ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT PRODUCTION! OUR WORK OF HIRING SPIES IS QUALITY... NOT QUANTITY. I DON'T KNOW WHY GORILLA DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THAT! ...ALWAYS BLOWING UP! DIXIE DUGAN— NOBODY STOPS DIXIE WHEN SHE HAS A PROBLEM TO SOLVE — ESPECIALLY SUCH A HANDSOME PROBLEM MEL HERR IS A VERY NICE CHAP- HE AND JACK HAVE BEEN LIKE "DAMON AND PYTHIAS" FOR YEARS WHICH RATHER EXPLAINS WHY HE WON'T DISCUSS JACK'S WHERE-ABOUTS, IF JACK DOESN'T WANT HIM TO MAYBE SHE/ CRACK THRU HIS EXTERIOR — AND MAY SHE WONT VIRGIL— ISN'T IT FINISHED YET. POP? ALMOST- IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO BUILD A GOOD SWING. THERE! IT TOOK A LOT OF EFFORT BUT IT'S WORTH IT. LOOK WHAT MY POP BUILT FOR ME MICKEY FINN MICKEY FINN— I CALLED SERGEANT HALLIGAN, UNCLE PAHL, AND TOLD HIM WHEN WE WERE DUE TO ARRIVE! GOOD! BOY-O-BOY! HOW THE GUYS AT CLANCY'S MUSTVE MISSED ME! CLANCY WANTS TO TALK TO YOU, SERGEANT! OKAY! PUT HIM ON! THE BOYS ARE ALL WONDERING, SERGEANT, SO I THOUGHT I'D ASK YOU! WELL, THAT'S THE STORY, CLANCY! MICKJ JUST CALLED A AND IT'S ALL SH ALFRED— UNCLE ALFRED BOUGHT A CHICKEN SO HE CAN HAVE A FRESH EGG EVERY MORNING! HE'S BEEN PAMPERING THAT SCRAWNY CHICKEN A WHOLE WEEK AND NO EGGS YET! SURE I'LL MAKE A TRADE NEIGHBOR — WHAT WOULD YOU WANT? LESLIE SHANE— MISS SHANE—RONALD HACKNEY SPEAKING—WHY YES, OF COURSE I'VE HEARD OF YOU. ODD YOU SHOULD INQUIRIE ABOUT THAT TAYNTON YARN "THEY'LL TELL NO MORE TALES." WE ACTUALLY HAD IT SET IN TYPE, AND MR. TAYNTON HAD HIS USUAL PROOF COPY A FEW YEARS BACK. THEN A LIBEL RISK WAS SPOTTED AND WE SHELVED THE WHOLE THING. SPEAKING—WHY YES, OF COURSE I'VE HEARD OF YOU. ODD YOU SHOULD INQUIRE ABOUT THAT TAYNTON YARN "THEY'LL TELL NO MORE TALES." IT SET IN TYPE, AND MR. TAYNTON HAD HIS USUAL PROOF COPY A FEW YEARS BACK. THEN A LIBEL RISE WAS SPOTTED AND WE SHELVED THE WHOLE THING. RIVETS— RED RYDER— TURN LOOSE THAT POLE. RED HEAD! WHO 'RE YOU? I'M BUD BREEDY, LUMBERMAN—TH' OWNER OF THAT POLE YOU'RE DRAGGIN' OFF. AN' I DO LIKE PE STEALING TIMB by Frank V. Martinek NOT SO FAST MY WICKED FLAMER WINSLOW'S BEEN ASSIGNED TO PERRET OUT OUR SPY SCHOOL. UNPERSTAND? BUFFALO BILL— BUFFALO BILL HAS JUST ROPED THE COLT BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN BUTTEN BY A RATTLESNAKE:— HURRY WITH THAT TOURNIQUET! by McEvoy and Striebel CH RATHER LAINS WHY WON'T DISCUSS KIDS WHERE OUTS, IF KID DOESN'T INT HIM MAYBE SHE/LL CRACK THRU HIS EXTERIOR — AND MAYBE SHE WONT— IN ANY EVENT-WE'LL SOON SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN AN IRRESISTIBLE FORCE MEETS AN IMMOVABLE OBJECT THE BERRYS— WOW! WHAT AN OLD SPOOK FRED MARRIED! NAG, NAG ALL THE TIME! HE'S NO PRIZE! HE'S JUST A LITTLE SET IN HIS WAYS! SEE MEAN STUB by Len Kleis WHAT ROP BUILT OR ME BOME SWING! WILLIE— WHATCHA READING, MAGGI? BY LANK LEONARD HE BOYS ARE WONDERING, GEANT, SO THOUGHT I'D ASK YOU! WELL, THAT'S THE STORY, CLANCY! MICKEY JUST CALLED ME AND IT'S ALL SET! IT'S BAD NEWS, CLANCY? YEAH! HE GETS HERE SATURDAY MORNING! BY CARL RYMAN RE ILL MAKE GRACE NEIGHBOR—AT WOULD WANT? BY OLIVER PASSINGHAM WHATCHA READING, MAGGI? A BOOK! LITTLE MARY MIXUP— WHERE ARE MY DOTS AND PANS? SOMEBODY COMES INTO MY KITCHEN A CHANGES EVERYTHING AROUND-- I CAN'T ANYTHING! WOODY WOODPECKER— IF YOU WANT A DRINK OF WATER, HELP YOURSELF WALLY! 5-10-64 HAW...HE'S BE GONE A LONG T GETTIN! THAT D SUPERMAN— SO...SYLVIA'S THROUGH WITH ME (SIGH...) ALL BECAUSE I HAD ANOTHER MEMORY LAPSE AND SHE CAUGHT ME GOING OUT WITH LOIS LANE! I'D GO OUT OF MY MIND IF I WEREN'T PRACTICALLY OUT OF IT ALREADY! WELL LIVES GIVE SUPER ME SUE! I'VE GOT IT! I KNOW WHO THE MASTERMIND IS. by George Sixta JOE PALOOKA— THE VILLAGERS, GATHERED IN THE SQUARE, WAIT WITH ANXIOS HEARTS. THE CLOCK HAS NOT RUN SINCE THE DAY THE REOS EXPLODED A BOMB IN THE TOWN HALL. CLANK WHACK THE STRANGER SAYS HE HOPES TO FIX OUR OLD CLOCK...WE MUST HAVE FAITH. THE SAINT— BREEDY, MAN - TH' OF THAT POLE DRAGGIN' OFF! AN' I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE STEALIN' MY TIMBER! EASY, MISTER! YOU'RE MAKIN' WAR ON TH' WRONG RANGE! SURPRIZE, SURPRIZE, TUBBY WAS SURE HE BEAT ME UP WITH MY TIED, BUT I WAS SO UNSPORTING THAT I UNTIED THE MONDAY, MAY 10, 1954 ANAHEIM (Cal.) BULLETIN — by Fred Meagher PLACE THE PRESSURE ON THAT MAIN VEIN BETWEEN THE BITE AND HIS HEART! NOW ALTERNATE COLD THEN VERY WARM WATER ON THE BITE AREA TO DRAW THE POISON! IF HE'S GOING TO DIE IT WILL HAPPEN IN THE NEXT HOUR! by Carl Grubert HE'S JUST A LITTLE SET IN HIS WAYS! SET? YOU MEAN PLAIN STUBBORN! HEH! HEH! THEY DO MAKE A PERFECT COUPLE, AT THAT! SHE'S AN OL' NAG, BECAUSE HE'S AN OL' MILLE! by Leonard Samsome A BOOK! I CAN SEE THAT! ...ON HOW TO CATCH A MAN! SOMEBODY COMES INTO MY KITCHEN AND CHANGES EVERYTHING AROUND-- I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING! THEY MIGHT BE IN THIS LOWER CABINET OH DON'T OPEN TMAT! YOU'LL LET MY RABBIT'S OUT! HMM...HE'S BEEN GONE A LONG TIME GETTIN' THAT DRINK! HEY, WALLY...DON'T MAKE A PIG OUTA YOURSELF! SHUT UP AND HELP ME! MY TIE'S CAUGHT IN YOUR GARBAGE DISPOSAL! GRR-RRR. by R. M. Brinkerhoff by Walter Lants by Wayne Boring (SIGH...) MEMORY DOING OUT T OF MY ALLY OUT WELL-- HERE'S WHERE THAT GIRL LIVES! NOW TO SEE IF SHE CAN'T GIVE ME A LEAD TO THAT OTHER SUPERMAN SHE'S BEEN MISTAKING ME FOR! WHY--THERE'S SUPERMAN NOW! JUST GOING IN TO SEE HIS GIRL! GET GOING! IF HE TRIES TO STOP YOU FROM GRABBING HER, THAT KRYPTONITE WILL STOP HIM IN HIS TRACKS! by Ham Fisher CLANK WHACK PP01-IN-NGG THE NOISE HAS STOPPED! FATHER... THE SUSPENSE IS TERRIBLE. SHHH...MAYBE HE IS RESTING. HE HAS WORKED ALL THRU THE NIGHT. by Leslie Charteris SURPRIZE, SURPRIZE! TUBBY WAS SURE HE COULD BEAT ME UP WITH MY HANDS TIED, BUT I WAS 50' UNSPORTING THAT I UNTIED THEM! NOW WHAT D YOU THINK: YOU CAN DO AGAINST A TREACHEROUS GUY LIKE ME, SKELLY, OLD BOY? I CAN CUT HER THROAT LONG BEFORE YOU CAN REACH ME--THAT'S WHAT! Leslie Charteris JOHN SPRANGER