anaheim-bulletin 1954-05-07

10 — ANAHEIM (Cal.) BULLETIN Friday, May 7, 1854 DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY— YOU WANT US TO FIND A HIRING HALL FOR SPIES, EH?... ANY LEADS? YES, WE HAVE ONE, SOME OF THE LEADERS HANG AROUND THE RED LION NIGHT CLUB. A NOT BED OF INTRIGUE. NONE OF OUR UNDERCOVER MEN HAVE BEEN ABLE TO CRASH IT. WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO THE HOUSE OF KIRAM FOR OUR TRANSPORIMATIONS. DIXIE DUGAN— I'll get him to talk—GOOER OR LATER HE'LL SLIP AND TELL ME WHERE JACK IS— AND JUST HOW ARE YOU GOING TO DO THIS?? BY THROWING MYSELF AT HUM—A LITTLE TVE NEVER CHASED A MAN BEFORE, BUT THIS IS FOR A GOOD CHUSE-FOR MICKEY-YOU UNDERSTAND, DON'T YOU? YES—BUT WILL HE?? VIRGIL— NOW THEN—BEFORE WE SEE TODAY'S ADVENTURE OF MOON MAN—DID YOU EAT YOUR QRISIES THIS MORNING? DID YOU? MICKEY FINN— MICKEY FINN— Y-YOU DECIDED THAT YOU WOULDN'T BE HAPPY—IF YOU WERE MARRIED? THAT'S RIGHT, MICHAEL! I-AH-SUPOBILY REALIZED THAT I COULD'T STAND BEING TIED DOWN! B-BUT WHAT ABOUT HILDA? Y-YOU SAID SHE WAS-AH-MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU! WELL I-AH-EXPLAINED TO HER HOW I FELI, MICHAEL-AND-AH--IT'S ALL STRAIGHTENED OUT NOW! SHE'S A VERY GOOD SPORT! YOU-AH-ARE STILL GOING TO BE FRIENDS? OH OF COURSE! NOW IT'S ANFULLY LATE—and I THINK WE ALL OUGHT TO GO TO BED! ALFRED— GOAT MILK FOR SALE GOSH HOW CAN UNCLE ALFRED SELL GOAT MILK WHEN HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO MILK A GOAT? LESLIE SHANE— THE MASTERMIND'S SLIPPING, SUE, HE KNOWS MURDER IS ALWAYS A MISTAKE BUT HE HAD TO MURDER POINTS JONES. ARE YOU SURE THE MASTER-MIND DID MURDER POINTS? YES, SUE—AS USUAL, HE BORROWED THE IDEA FROM A TAYNTON NOVEL—DOWN TO EVERY DETAIL. IN "THEY'LL TE TALES," WHICH ONLY YESTERDAY CRIMINAL, WHO'S HAD BEEN DISCO MURDERED HIS MAILER BY GAMMA, A POISONED MAFER—WHICH HE ATE IN A CINEMA. RIVETS— RED RYDER— HERE'S WHAT WE'RE LOOKIN' FOR, LITTLE BEAVER! THESE PINES ARE GROWN TOO CLOSE TOGETHER THEY'LL DO BETTER IF WE THIN THEM OUT. by Frank V. Martinek WE'RE ON OUR WAY THE HOUSE OF KIRAM FOR OUR TRANSFORMATIONS. WHAT DOES THE CLOAK AND DAGGER SERVICE DO? IN TIME OF PEACE THEY WILL PLOTS COUNTERPLOTS ESPIONAGE AND SABOTAGE FOR THE PRESIDENT. by McEvoy and Striebel NEVER CHASED NON BEFORE, BUT IS FOR A GOOD BEE- FOR MICKEY I UNDERSTAND, T YOU? YES— BUT WILL HE?? YOU'VE GOT TO TRUST ME, MAI'm a BIG GIRL NOW! I'M A LITTLE BIGGER-MATHEE I CAN HELP YOU IN THIS MATTER— by Len Klels SNAP! $$$$ I DON'T THINK SO IT HAPPENED ONCE BEFORE WHEN I WAS UNFAITHFUL TO TH' SPonsor. by Lank Leonard BUFFALO BILL— HEAVENS! HE DOESN'T SEE THE ONE BEHIND him! SHOOT ME BUFFALO SHOOT! THE BERRYS— SH-H! WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF BED? IM HUNGRY! SH-H! NOT SO LOUD! YOULL WAKE MAMA! WILLIE— MMMM! CHOCOLATE LAYER CAKE! D'YOU THINK MOM MIND IF I SAMPLE IT, PAM? by Lank Leonard OH OF COURSE! NOW IT'S ANFULLY LATE AND I THINK WE ALL OUGHT TO GO TO BED! BOY-O-BOY! IT'S LUCKY HE SAW THE LIGHT IN TIME! BUT WHAT ABOUT THEIR PARTNERSHIP IN THE HORSE? I IMAGINE THAT'LL BE ALL SETTLED TOMORROW, TOM! HE'S GOING TO CALL HER IN THE MORNING! by Carl Ryman GOAT FOR SALE by Oliver Passingham IN THEY'LL TELL NO MORE TALES, WHICH I FINISHED ONLY YESTERDAY, A SIMILAR CRIMINAL WHOSE IDENTITY HAD BEEN DISCOVERED, MURDERED HIS BLACK-MAILER BY GIVING HIM A POISONED MINT WAFER-WHICH HE ATE IN A CINEMA. LITTLE MARY MIXUP— HERE'S THE PHONE MARY-YOU MUST THANK AUNT EDNA FOR THE LOVELY PRESENTS SHE BEought YOU FROM NEW YORK I FORSET WHAT SHE GAVE ME WOODY WOODPECKER— STAND BACK! YOU MUST HAVEPUT TOO MUCHYEAST IN THATCAKE! BAKING SODA 5-7-54 SUPERMAN— SO--SUPERMAN CAUGHT THE TWINS! I WAS A FOOL TO THINK WE COULD NAB HIS GIRL SO WE'D HAVE A HOLD ON HIM! HE PROBABLY GUARDS HER CONSTANTLY, IN SPITE OF JEALOUS QUARRELS LIKE THIS! ONLY YESTERDAY, A SIMILAR CRIMINAL WHOSE IDENTITY HAD BEEN DISCOVERED MURDERED HIS BLACK-MAILER BY GIVING HIM A POISONED MINT WAFER—WHICH HE ATTEMPTED IN A CINEMA. by George Sixta JOE PALOOKA— SHORE WAS MARYLESS CRAF SMEN IN THEM DAYS. SECH BEE-OOT-FUL STEEL WORK. THE SAINT— WHY, THE NOSEY BOYS AWAKE! WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL SO SMART--SUCKER? I MUST ADMIT THAT SLIPPED A LITTLE. I YOU HAD SOME UNPOTENTIAL FOR BRINGING HERE, BUT I DIDN'T EVER TO GET SLUGGED WHY QUITE SO FAST. by Fred Meagher SHOOT IT, BUFFALO! SHOOT! THAT GOT IT! BUT A THIRD ONE'S BIT HIM! by Carl Grubert SH H! NOT SO LOUD! YOU'LL WAKE MAMA! NOW I'M THIRSTY! SH H! GET A DRINK AND GO BACK TO BED! OH, I ALMOST FORGOT, DAD...THANKS FOR THE PRETZELS! by Leonard Samsome D'YOU THINK MOM WOULD MIND IF I SAMPLE IT, PAM? COURSE NOT... TAKE A PIECE, WILLIE! TOP.....OR BOTTOM? by R. M. Brinkerhoff WHY!- A LOVELY PICTURE OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING AND A JIGSAW PUZZLE OK YES THANK YOU, AUNT EDNA, FOR THE TWO PRESENTS YOU BROUGHT ME FROM NEW YORK--THE PICTURE OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING-- AND--AND-- I FORGET WHAT THE OTHER PRESENT WAS--BUT THAT WAS LOVELY, TOO...IVE ALWAYS WANTED ONE--G BYE by Walter Lants HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR WOODY... by Wayne Boring WHY GIVE UP SO EASILY? GRABBING THAT GIRL MIGHT BE THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME FOR US! YES? AND WHAT MAGIC FORMULA HAVE YOU GOT FOR OVERCOMING SUPERMAN? I WAS COMING TO THAT! HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF KRYPTONITE? by Ham Fisher SORTA REMINDS ME OF TH' TIME I FIXED TH' TELUSCOPE PUR 'EM AT BERKLEY OBSURVT'RY, DUM DE DUM-DUM CLANK CRASH WHAM BOINGGG CLING PING FATHER... W-WHAT IS IT... DON'T BE ALARMED... I'LL EXPLAIN... FATHER VIET... A-ARE THEY H-HERE AGAIN! by Leelie Charteris I MUST ADMIT THAT I SLIPPED A LITTLE. I KNEW YOU HAD SOME UNPLEASANT MOTIVE FOR BRINGING US HERE, BUT I DIDN'T EXPECT TO GET SLUGGED WITH IT QUITE SO FAST! HOWEVER I JUST MANAGED TO DUCK ENOUGH SO THAT TUBBY DIDN'T CLOUT ME AS HARD AS HE MEANT TO-- LEELIE CHARTERS JOHN IRRANGER