anaheim-bulletin 1953-10-31

DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVYI HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PLOT TO DESTROY THE OIL PIPE LINE! PIPE LINE? WE HADN'T EVEN MENTIONED THE WORD! MIGHT AS WELL KEEP TALKING NOW THAT YOU'VE SABOTAGED YOURSELF! DIXIE DUGAN— O.K.--PUT IT ON! RIGHT, MR. MURPHY! THE KID'S GREAT! -SHE'S IN! I'M GOING TO LET RALPH ACTON, THE BEST AGENT AND CASTING DIRECTOR IN HOLLYWOOD, HANDLE HER OR COURSE I'LL OWN HER OUTRIGHT! BUT, MR. MURPHY, YOU'RE FOR GETTING SOME THING. VIRGIL— HEY, POP! I'M DRY-I WANT A DRINK! THAT'S JUST AN EXCUSE TO GET OUT OF BED-ID LIKE TO BEE YOU SOME NIGHT WHEN YOU WEREN'T DRY! ALL RIGHT--GO GET YOURSELF A DRINK IN THE BATH ROOM! NO GLASS... OR WELL... HEY POP! I'M DRYI WANT A DRINK! THAT'S JUST AN EXCUSE TO GET OUT OF BED—ID LIKE TO SEE YOU SOME NIGHT WHEN YOU WERE NOT DRY. ALL RIGHT—GO GET YOURSELF A DRINK IN THE BATH ROOM MICKEY FINN— I UNDERSTAND YOU WERE TALKING TO MY BROTHER LOUIE AT WILSON'S TAVERN LAST NIGHT "CREEPY." IS THAT RIGHT? YEAH! WHY? WHAT ABOUT IT? —and WE'VE LOOKED EVERY PLACE—BUT WE CAN'T FIND HIM! HUMPH! THEN HE MUST VE DONE IT! AND I THOUGHT HE WAS ONLY KIDDIN'! D-DONE IT? D-DONE W-WHAT? ALFRED— LESLIE SHANE— GET BACK TO COVER/ IT'S YOUR LIFE HE WANTS — NOT THE TREASURE! WON'T MISS THIS TIME .... OUCH! GET BACK TO COVER! IT'S YOUR LIFE HE WANTS — NOT THE TREASURE! WON'T MISS THIS TIME ... OUCH! RIVETS— BE REASONABLE, ALFRED FOR TWO SOLID HOURS BOB F RED RYDER— WE FIND UM THERE RED RYDER! YA-HOO! RED! AN' HE'S ALL ALONE! LITTLE BEAVER AN' TM SHERIFF! SO TH'TWO CROOKS GOT AWAY WITH THE SILVER BUT I'M GLAD THEY DIDN'T KILL YOU! BANGS DID BUT LOTTIE IN THAT HO SITTIN' ON SILVER WITH PISTOL SH HID MINE! by Frank V. Martinek IT'S WINSLOW... DON WINSLOW! E-E-I-O-EI--- BUFFALO BILL— IT'LL TAKE FOUR DAYS TO GROSS THESE BADLANDS...WITH SALLY AND THE PAPOOSE! OUR GRUB AND WATER ARE VERY LOW! BUT IT'S THE SHORTEST WAY TO MY PEOPLE, THE BLACKFEET! TO PUR BADLA BARRIER TWEEN SELVE THE SIG ISN'T A IDEA, E by Leonard Samsome GOING TO LET PH ACTON, THE STAG AGENT AND HOLLYWOOD, HOLE HER-- COURSE ILL IN HER TRRIGHT! BUT, MR. MURPHY, YOU'RE FORGETTING SOME-THING-- WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN THE PUBLICITY BREAKS AND THE MOTHER SHOWS UP? YEAH— ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THAT WOMAN! THE BERRYS— NEED A HAND, DEAR! WAY YES—YOU CAN FILL THE SALT SHAKER... by Len Kleis HEY, POP—YOU OUGHTA, SEE ME NOW— WILLIE— WELLSE HAND ME THE IRON, WILLIE HEY, POP—YOU OUGHTTA SEE ME NOW! by Lank Leonard THEN I STIVE IT! HOUGHT ONLY IN! D-DONE IT? D-DONE WHAT? GONE TO FLORIDA! HE SAID HE WAS GONNA CADDY DOWN THERE ALL WINTER! 10-31 LANIC LEONARD by Carl Ryman WOODY WOODPECKER— DOGGONIT! EVERY AUTUMN MY AUNT WINNIE SENDS ME A BULLY SWEATER OR SOMETHING! 10-31-53 WELL, I WONT EVEN IF IT IS N AND HAS EYE HOLES! SUPERMAN— I CAN'T MARRY ZYRA—MUCH AS I LIKE HER! IT'S ABSURD! WHAT YOUD I DO HERE ON ALPHA CENTAURI IF I SETTLED DOWN AND BECAME A MARRIED MAN! 10-31 WE'RE READY, SUPERMAN! OH...YES, MA ALMO SPACE AND I ID TAK FO WON'T MISS THIS TIME ... OUCH! by George Sixta BE REASONABLE, ALFRED — WE'VE PLAYED POST-OFFICE FOR TWO SOLID HOURS, BUT NOW WE'D LIKE TO BOB FOR APPLES! by Fred Harman TH'TWO CROOKS AWAY WITH SILVER BUT GLAD THEY CAN'T KILL YOU! BANGS DIED BUT LOTTIE IS IN THAT HOLE SITTING ON THE SILVER WITH A PISTOL—SHE HID MINE! TH'COVER'S OFF-MA'AM, AN'TH'SHERIFF IS HERE! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE NOW—TOSS OUT YOUR PISTOL! EE-YON! SUPERMAN— I CAN'T MARRY ZYRA--MUCH AS I LIKE HER! IT'S ABSURD! WHAT YOULD I DO HERE ON ALPHA CENTAURI IF I SETTLED DOWN AND BECAME A MARRIED MAN! WE'RE READY, SUPERMAN! OH...YES, MA ALMOON SPACE-AND I I'D TAKE FO JOE PALOOKA— HOW LONG IS THIS POSH! GONNA TAKE? YA OUGHTA BE IN THE GYM! I DON'T KNOW, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A COUPLE OF DAYS... BUT SHE'S NOWHERE YET THE SAINT— THERE! WERE YOU EVER KISSED LIKE THAT BEFORE? NO...IT WAS UNIQUE! Saturday, October 21, 1953 ANAHEIM (Cal.) BULLETIN — by Fred Meagher BUT IT'S THE SHORTEST WAY TO MY PEOPLE, THE BLACKFEET! TO PUT THIS BADLAND BARRIER BE-TWEEN OUR SELVES AND THE SIoux ISN'T A BAD IDEA, EITHER! TWO DAYS LATER OUR DRIED MEAT IS ALL GONE, MY SOUAWS WANT TO USE YOUR MEAT! THEM! THE CUBS?!! by Carl Gruber WHY YES... YOU CAN FILL THE SALT SHAKER... HERE YOU ARE, ANGEL! THANK YOU IT MAKES DADDY FEEL GOOD TO THINK HE'S NEEDED AROUND HERE! by McEvoy and Striebel AHA! JUST AS I THOUGHT! THERE'S A SHORT CIRCUIT IN THE CORD THERE MUST BE AN EASIER WAY TO FIND OUT! by R. M. Brinkerhoff IS THAT YOUR CAR SURE? THERE, THERE... NOW, RUN ALONG WITH HERMAN... SUPPOSE HIS FATHER WERE IN THE CHEESE OR THE SAUSAGE BUSINESS COMIN'--OR AREN'T YOU? by Walter Lants WELL, I WON'T NEAR IT EVEN IF IT IS WARM AND HAS EYE HOLES! LET'S SEE... WHAT CAN I DO WITH THIS THING? HEH, HEH! THAT HAT IS STRICTLY FOR THE BIRDS... AND IT KEeps EM WARM,TOO! by Wayne Boring OH...YES, MA'AM! ALMOST FORGOT...THE FAMILY'S SPACE-RUNABOUT BROKE DOWN... AND I PROMISED ZYRA'S MOTHER I'D TAKE THEM ALL INTO TOWN FOR THE DAY! ZIGI AND ZAGI, STOP FUSSING! SUPERMAN, DON'T GO TOO FAST! HMM... I SUPPOSE I COULD ALWAYS RUN A FAMILY TAXI SERVICE! OH...YES, MA'AM! ALMOST FORGOT...THE FAMILY'S SPACE-RUNABOUT BROKE DOWN-- AND I PROMISED ZYRA'S MOTHER I'D TAKE THEM ALL INTO TOWN FOR THE DAY! ZIGI AND ZAGI, STOP FUSSING! SUPERMAN. DON'T GO TOO FAST! HMM...I SUPPOSE I COULD ALWAYS RUN A FAMILY TAXI SERVICE! NOW, I WOULD BE OF DAYS... NOWHERE YET THERE...I'M GETTING IT...I'VE GOT THE TORSO PRETTY MUCH IN PROPORTION... THAT ARMAND IS SURE PERSISTENT ILL GO GRAZY...I WON'T ANSWER THAT PHONE AGAIN...I'll TEAR IT OUT! BY LESLIE CHARTERLS PIG! ONLY NOW I THINK OF IT--BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! IT COULDN'T BE--HER! LEIGH CHASTER'S JOHN STRANGER